Hot Fuzz Mafia [GAME OVER]

[Scotty]

If I were to share reads right now they'd just be townreads. That's not useful to the thread at this point. As I said, when I have a scumread I'll discuss it. Its strategic, but I don't believe this tactic is anti-town.

Oh Anne is town too.

@obscurity why did you say that saying townreads are useless rn but then say a townread like a couple of post later when not much has changed in the game state?

obscurity is obvious town

Wanna enlighten the class on this one? Any other reads you got?

Saw boring role PM, saw list of players contained no one from my games on other sites/no one who knew me, and figured I could get away with doing a dumb performative gimmick for reactions as well as my own amusement. But I felt like I got as much as I would out of it and if I continued it was going to derail the thread and actually become anti town so I stopped.

I didn’t get the 19th century gimmick you’re proposing at all. Stilted? I guess. But it’s not like Hulk Hogan or whoever jack is pretending to be

[Sabiplz]

Town vibes:

Scotty (he's pushing on people and making too much of a show. I looked at his old games and he's not like behaving abnormally different from his town games (https://mafiathesyndicate.com/viewtopic.php?t=2201, https://mafiathesyndicate.com/viewtopic.php?t=2203) but also old games)

Wikgz (feels like his usual weird self, he's doing his weird sheeping thing)

Bad vibes:

Mac: his vibes are off and he's not making much sense.

Cape: really not a fan of his opening at all

Everyone else:

Null

[obscurity]

Because a wolf would probably see someone make a weird post and assume they're just weird without trying to read into it. Or you know, shade them, but not actually care.

I know it sounded jokey, but I’m actually serious.

You play neutral, keeping your cards close to your chest and treading the line between town and mafia. Propose that you need time to reveal you alignment…I blow up your spot with seemingly baseless accusations. Wilgy jumps on it too. You eventually get too much attention- you take off the mask to reveal you were my fun-loving dad ALL ALONG HAHAHA REMEMBER THE FUN TIMES WE USED TO HAVE BEFORE I LEFT HOME WHEN YOU WERE FOUR?

So now you’ve switched gears to be a likeable town leader so hopefully the town will spare you. Though now you have to contend with mafia NKing you.

The OP says 4 mafia and 16 town. Nothing about neutrals.

[Sabiplz]

Someone explain how I'm being wolfy because like we all saw my last game no?

I'm trying a new play style because of the post cap. I'm sorry if it's making me sound stiff and shit.

[obscurity]

I think Sabi is fine.

[Sabiplz]

Vibe list:

Townreads
Cape
Wilgy

Town Leans
Jack
Neon
Creature
Anne
lucy

Scum Leans
Seanzie
Ruri
sabi
Nook
Lily
Porscha
Mac
pyxxy
falcon
Rondo


SK:
obscurity
Schiavetto



“But Scotty, you haven’t even talked about or interacted with multiple of these players! Explain!”

-no, not right now

Can you explain the cape read because I'm not seeing it

[☆Princess Abigail☆]

obscurity being all weird and verbose and the entire game gathered around them like vultures

a town was towny and every hates it

like society

But what if your me and everyone always hates you all the time?

[☆Princess Abigail☆]

Town vibes:

Scotty (he's pushing on people and making too much of a show. I looked at his old games and he's not like behaving abnormally different from his town games (https://mafiathesyndicate.com/viewtopic.php?t=2201, https://mafiathesyndicate.com/viewtopic.php?t=2203) but also old games)

Wikgz (feels like his usual weird self, he's doing his weird sheeping thing)

Bad vibes:

Mac: his vibes are off and he's not making much sense.

Cape: really not a fan of his opening at all

Everyone else:

Null

[Seanzie]

@anne why did you tr cape and seanzie for not giving AI content?

@Cape90 same question but in regards to Falcon?

@obscurity why do you think what I said wasn't fake able?

@Scotty you have a lot of thoughts on people's openings. Rank em

@Neon why did Anne vote you?

@DrWilgy why did you choose cape to kingmaker and why are we kingmaking a closed set up

Yanno. I really don't know Sabi.

Strongly recommend the use of commas. Definitely was confused by this response at first.

Commas are, for losers fuck grammar.

Fixed it for you.

[☆Princess Abigail☆]

@anne why did you tr cape and seanzie for not giving AI content?

@Cape90 same question but in regards to Falcon?

@obscurity why do you think what I said wasn't fake able?

@Scotty you have a lot of thoughts on people's openings. Rank em

@Neon why did Anne vote you?

@DrWilgy why did you choose cape to kingmaker and why are we kingmaking a closed set up

Yanno. I really don't know Sabi.

Strongly recommend the use of commas. Definitely was confused by this response at first.

Commas are, for losers fuck grammar.

Fixed it for you.

That's not even right

[Seanzie]

@anne why did you tr cape and seanzie for not giving AI content?

@Cape90 same question but in regards to Falcon?

@obscurity why do you think what I said wasn't fake able?

@Scotty you have a lot of thoughts on people's openings. Rank em

@Neon why did Anne vote you?

@DrWilgy why did you choose cape to kingmaker and why are we kingmaking a closed set up

Yanno. I really don't know Sabi.

Strongly recommend the use of commas. Definitely was confused by this response at first.

Commas are, for losers fuck grammar.

Fixed it for you.

That's not even right

Yes it is. The original meaning didn't have the losers fucking anything, so I made it so that the losers were fucking grammar. Even losers gotta get some sometimes.

[☆Princess Abigail☆]

@anne why did you tr cape and seanzie for not giving AI content?

@Cape90 same question but in regards to Falcon?

@obscurity why do you think what I said wasn't fake able?

@Scotty you have a lot of thoughts on people's openings. Rank em

@Neon why did Anne vote you?

@DrWilgy why did you choose cape to kingmaker and why are we kingmaking a closed set up

Yanno. I really don't know Sabi.

Strongly recommend the use of commas. Definitely was confused by this response at first.

Commas are, for losers fuck grammar.

Fixed it for you.

That's not even right

Yes it is. The original meaning didn't have the losers fucking anything, so I made it so that the losers were fucking grammar. Even losers gotta get some sometimes.

No. Bad. No horny on main.

[Seanzie]

Yanno. I really don't know Sabi.

Strongly recommend the use of commas. Definitely was confused by this response at first.

Commas are, for losers fuck grammar.

Fixed it for you.

That's not even right

Yes it is. The original meaning didn't have the losers fucking anything, so I made it so that the losers were fucking grammar. Even losers gotta get some sometimes.

No. Bad. No horny on main.

my point was that commas are pretty cool.

[Sabiplz]

Vagina

[Lilypetal]

Vagina

penis

[Cape90]

Aaaaaanyway, I’m inclined to go along with Wilgy and Cape for reasons.

Even though Alison is leading poll for the memes, I don’t hate it. “Good evening” and “I am bored” aren’t the most thrilling takes to enter a game.

Indeed... but arguably not the most stilted entrance lol

[VOTE: Neon] aubergine

Yes may I help you?

Hapi's an outed wolf now.

who?

[Seanzie]

Aaaaaanyway, I’m inclined to go along with Wilgy and Cape for reasons.

Even though Alison is leading poll for the memes, I don’t hate it. “Good evening” and “I am bored” aren’t the most thrilling takes to enter a game.

Indeed... but arguably not the most stilted entrance lol

[VOTE: Neon] aubergine

Yes may I help you?

Hapi's an outed wolf now.

who?

Neon=Hapi, sorry.

[Cape90]

@anne why did you tr cape and seanzie for not giving AI content?

@Cape90 same question but in regards to Falcon?

@obscurity why do you think what I said wasn't fake able?

@Scotty you have a lot of thoughts on people's openings. Rank em

@Neon why did Anne vote you?

@DrWilgy why did you choose cape to kingmaker and why are we kingmaking a closed set up

Just kind have felt like they have done more then they usually do as mafia already

I guess they ain't that towny, especially as of present

[Cape90]

and was somewhat skeptical of people already calling him townie

are you mixing me up?

Also JOH is funny so far

But seriously, obscurity came in saying ‘I see some town, but I don’t wanna say their names because it’ll put a target on their back my hands are tied but ok guys it’s sabi. Oh, and cape.”

Reads as TMI

I voiced a couple light things that I felt most strongly about. I did not go into any sort of depth on my thoughts, or barrel at all beyond the surface. Make of that as you will.

maybe towny

[☆Princess Abigail☆]

Strongly recommend the use of commas. Definitely was confused by this response at first.

Commas are, for losers fuck grammar.

Fixed it for you.

That's not even right

Yes it is. The original meaning didn't have the losers fucking anything, so I made it so that the losers were fucking grammar. Even losers gotta get some sometimes.

No. Bad. No horny on main.

my point was that commas are pretty cool.

No. Commas suck.

[☆Princess Abigail☆]

Aaaaaanyway, I’m inclined to go along with Wilgy and Cape for reasons.

Even though Alison is leading poll for the memes, I don’t hate it. “Good evening” and “I am bored” aren’t the most thrilling takes to enter a game.

Indeed... but arguably not the most stilted entrance lol

[VOTE: Neon] aubergine

Yes may I help you?

Hapi's an outed wolf now.

who?

Neon=Hapi, sorry.

This is true. Did we really play that long ago that you know that name lol

[Cape90]

my cop story is from may 31, 2020 weekend. It was the Chicago blm protest downtown. I was on a bridge with other protestors. Cops tried to force us off even tho we were just sitting on the ground being peaceful. They decided to use force. Used their batons on me. Bruised my ribs and back. Also pepper sprayed me.

Love Chicago Police department

police are cringe

[Cape90]

They were mocking me. I respect it.

I've played some games on mafiascum and fortress of lies. The mafia scum games I believe are still ongoing due to the phase lengths.

The way mafia plays is heavily dependent on the player which is why it's difficult to ascribe legitimate towncred to things when I have no knowledge of the player this early on, and some things that may seem townie from some people are not from others. The "average" mafia player is posting to blend in and not stick out or make waves, is more cautious, and thus entrances that don't fit into this mold are not fitting of the average mafia player. However, many mafia players are not average.

This reads to me like an alien species dutifully reciting the first paragraph in a book about “The Game of Mafia”

So look, you’re obviously someone that has a strong knowledge of how the game works, and can solve methodically. As such, you’ve also said you hadn’t preplanned your first post, which I find- as the Brits say- bollocks. Could just be a playstyle thing.

But here’s a few follow up questions: you said eventually you will alignment tell. Do you usually alignment tell as your games goes on? And is that for both alignments?
And if you *know* you usually have a town or mafia flag, wouldn’t you try to…I dunno…play into that meta if you were in fact a wolf? The whole thing seems suspect to me.


I also didn’t realize you were new here- I was mistaking you for someone else. You will not be my final vote today. Tomorrow, maybe. If you don’t die in the night, of course

So that's why I say my opening was not alignment indicative. Because I can write it as mafia. A lot of things I can do as either alignment. But some things can't be imitated, or would be illogical to imitate, such as pushing against a mafia hard, getting multiple killed, dissociations with mafia, etc.

So yes I believe by, say, day 3, I will either be an obvious alignment or I'll have been killed.

You seem to say stuff like this a lot this game and I don't know how to feel about it, it just feels performative tbh

[Cape90]

mac did you roll wolf? you can be honest with me

he's not out of range

[Cape90]

If I were to share reads right now they'd just be townreads. That's not useful to the thread at this point. As I said, when I have a scumread I'll discuss it. Its strategic, but I don't believe this tactic is anti-town.

Oh Anne is town too.

@obscurity why did you say that saying townreads are useless rn but then say a townread like a couple of post later when not much has changed in the game state?

obscurity is obvious town

Wanna enlighten the class on this one? Any other reads you got?

yeh sabi woof

Based off this post? I feel like Sabi has been playing like town with their push on me and their highlighting of stuff, it really isn't coming across as robotic to me

[Cape90]

ey I am busy over here but want to unvote JOH

[VOTE: lilypetal] aubergine

penis

[Lilypetal]

ey I am busy over here but want to unvote JOH

[VOTE: lilypetal] aubergine

penis

oh..

[☆Princess Abigail☆]

I've been watching this game very closely and ... I still don't understand why I'm being voted

[Scotty]

Town vibes:

Scotty (he's pushing on people and making too much of a show. I looked at his old games and he's not like behaving abnormally different from his town games (https://mafiathesyndicate.com/viewtopic.php?t=2201, https://mafiathesyndicate.com/viewtopic.php?t=2203) but also old games)

Wikgz (feels like his usual weird self, he's doing his weird sheeping thing)

Bad vibes:

Mac: his vibes are off and he's not making much sense.

Cape: really not a fan of his opening at all

Everyone else:

Null

I do appreciate that you took the time to look at a couple of my town games. But that’s only half the story.

I think you know I’m town.

[Scotty]

Because a wolf would probably see someone make a weird post and assume they're just weird without trying to read into it. Or you know, shade them, but not actually care.

I know it sounded jokey, but I’m actually serious.

You play neutral, keeping your cards close to your chest and treading the line between town and mafia. Propose that you need time to reveal you alignment…I blow up your spot with seemingly baseless accusations. Wilgy jumps on it too. You eventually get too much attention- you take off the mask to reveal you were my fun-loving dad ALL ALONG HAHAHA REMEMBER THE FUN TIMES WE USED TO HAVE BEFORE I LEFT HOME WHEN YOU WERE FOUR?

So now you’ve switched gears to be a likeable town leader so hopefully the town will spare you. Though now you have to contend with mafia NKing you.

The OP says 4 mafia and 16 town. Nothing about neutrals.

I’m…im so sorry. I retract everything I said. Thought this game had a SK and I got confused.

[☆Princess Abigail☆]

Town vibes:

Scotty (he's pushing on people and making too much of a show. I looked at his old games and he's not like behaving abnormally different from his town games (https://mafiathesyndicate.com/viewtopic.php?t=2201, https://mafiathesyndicate.com/viewtopic.php?t=2203) but also old games)

Wikgz (feels like his usual weird self, he's doing his weird sheeping thing)

Bad vibes:

Mac: his vibes are off and he's not making much sense.

Cape: really not a fan of his opening at all

Everyone else:

Null

I do appreciate that you took the time to look at a couple of my town games. But that’s only half the story.

I think you know I’m town.

[Scotty]

Vibe list:

Townreads
Cape
Wilgy

Town Leans
Jack
Neon
Creature
Anne
lucy

Scum Leans
Seanzie
Ruri
sabi
Nook
Lily
Porscha
Mac
pyxxy
falcon
Rondo


SK:
obscurity
Schiavetto



“But Scotty, you haven’t even talked about or interacted with multiple of these players! Explain!”

-no, not right now

Can you explain the cape read because I'm not seeing it

[Reasons]

[Sabiplz]

Town vibes:

Scotty (he's pushing on people and making too much of a show. I looked at his old games and he's not like behaving abnormally different from his town games (https://mafiathesyndicate.com/viewtopic.php?t=2201, https://mafiathesyndicate.com/viewtopic.php?t=2203) but also old games)

Wikgz (feels like his usual weird self, he's doing his weird sheeping thing)

Bad vibes:

Mac: his vibes are off and he's not making much sense.

Cape: really not a fan of his opening at all

Everyone else:

Null

I do appreciate that you took the time to look at a couple of my town games. But that’s only half the story.

I think you know I’m town.

Explain?

Can you link your mafia Rands so I can look at them? I can't find them in the archive

[Sabiplz]

ey I am busy over here but want to unvote JOH

[VOTE: lilypetal] aubergine

penis

Why Lilypetal?

[Cape90]

ey I am busy over here but want to unvote JOH

[VOTE: lilypetal] aubergine

penis

Why Lilypetal?

Random
Waiting for her to do anything AI
Wanted to get off JOH for reasons
Today isn't a good day for me and I should stop before I lose too much time

[Seanzie]

Indeed... but arguably not the most stilted entrance lol

[VOTE: Neon] aubergine

Yes may I help you?

Hapi's an outed wolf now.

who?

Neon=Hapi, sorry.

This is true. Did we really play that long ago that you know that name lol

I don't think it was that long ago. Chaos mafia on ZD.

[Scotty]

Town vibes:

Scotty (he's pushing on people and making too much of a show. I looked at his old games and he's not like behaving abnormally different from his town games (https://mafiathesyndicate.com/viewtopic.php?t=2201, https://mafiathesyndicate.com/viewtopic.php?t=2203) but also old games)

Wikgz (feels like his usual weird self, he's doing his weird sheeping thing)

Bad vibes:

Mac: his vibes are off and he's not making much sense.

Cape: really not a fan of his opening at all

Everyone else:

Null

I do appreciate that you took the time to look at a couple of my town games. But that’s only half the story.

I think you know I’m town.

Explain?

Can you link your mafia Rands so I can look at them? I can't find them in the archive

I can, sure.
My point was that you only cited a couple town games and were willing to call me town because of it.

Recent: Rings of Power
This is an old one: Lost Again S1
This an older one: Rocky and Bullwinkle

[Jackofhearts2005]

If I were to share reads right now they'd just be townreads. That's not useful to the thread at this point. As I said, when I have a scumread I'll discuss it. Its strategic, but I don't believe this tactic is anti-town.

Oh Anne is town too.

@obscurity why did you say that saying townreads are useless rn but then say a townread like a couple of post later when not much has changed in the game state?

obscurity is obvious town

Wanna enlighten the class on this one? Any other reads you got?

Saw boring role PM, saw list of players contained no one from my games on other sites/no one who knew me, and figured I could get away with doing a dumb performative gimmick for reactions as well as my own amusement. But I felt like I got as much as I would out of it and if I continued it was going to derail the thread and actually become anti town so I stopped.

I didn’t get the 19th century gimmick you’re proposing at all. Stilted? I guess. But it’s not like Hulk Hogan or whoever jack is pretending to be

[Sloonei]

In case there is any uncertainty about this, a vote for Alison in the poll counts as a vote for Jack. I'm afraid to change the official poll for fear that it will mess things up.

[Jackofhearts2005]

Someone explain how I'm being wolfy because like we all saw my last game no?

I'm trying a new play style because of the post cap. I'm sorry if it's making me sound stiff and shit.

Yeh but my first impression of you in that game was really wolfy so maybe your wolf meta is that you’re really wolfy initially and get townie later.

[Seanzie]

Town vibes:

Scotty (he's pushing on people and making too much of a show. I looked at his old games and he's not like behaving abnormally different from his town games (https://mafiathesyndicate.com/viewtopic.php?t=2201, https://mafiathesyndicate.com/viewtopic.php?t=2203) but also old games)

Wikgz (feels like his usual weird self, he's doing his weird sheeping thing)

Bad vibes:

Mac: his vibes are off and he's not making much sense.

Cape: really not a fan of his opening at all

Everyone else:

Null

I do appreciate that you took the time to look at a couple of my town games. But that’s only half the story.

I think you know I’m town.

Explain?

Can you link your mafia Rands so I can look at them? I can't find them in the archive

I can, sure.
My point was that you only cited a couple town games and were willing to call me town because of it.

Recent: Rings of Power
This is an old one: Lost Again S1
This an older one: Rocky and Bullwinkle

Fairly certain I'm just going to sheep the sheepdog here.

[VOTE: Sabi] aubergine

[Sabiplz]

Town vibes:

Scotty (he's pushing on people and making too much of a show. I looked at his old games and he's not like behaving abnormally different from his town games (https://mafiathesyndicate.com/viewtopic.php?t=2201, https://mafiathesyndicate.com/viewtopic.php?t=2203) but also old games)

Wikgz (feels like his usual weird self, he's doing his weird sheeping thing)

Bad vibes:

Mac: his vibes are off and he's not making much sense.

Cape: really not a fan of his opening at all

Everyone else:

Null

I do appreciate that you took the time to look at a couple of my town games. But that’s only half the story.

I think you know I’m town.

Explain?

Can you link your mafia Rands so I can look at them? I can't find them in the archive

I can, sure.
My point was that you only cited a couple town games and were willing to call me town because of it.

Recent: Rings of Power
This is an old one: Lost Again S1
This an older one: Rocky and Bullwinkle

Because I didn't think you were the kind of player that could copy your town meta because in mafia Misplay you were saying you weren't able to do that in mafia chat.

BOOM ROASTED I GOT YOUR ASS.

Anyway going to read ur mafia games now kbye

[☆Princess Abigail☆]

[VOTE: Neon] aubergine

Yes may I help you?

Hapi's an outed wolf now.

who?

Neon=Hapi, sorry.

This is true. Did we really play that long ago that you know that name lol

I don't think it was that long ago. Chaos mafia on ZD.

Oh right I only just changed my name on ZD

[Seanzie]

Yes may I help you?

Hapi's an outed wolf now.

who?

Neon=Hapi, sorry.

This is true. Did we really play that long ago that you know that name lol

I don't think it was that long ago. Chaos mafia on ZD.

Oh right I only just changed my name on ZD

I'm quite sad you aren't named after Evangellion.

[☆Princess Abigail☆]

If I were to share reads right now they'd just be townreads. That's not useful to the thread at this point. As I said, when I have a scumread I'll discuss it. Its strategic, but I don't believe this tactic is anti-town.

Oh Anne is town too.

@obscurity why did you say that saying townreads are useless rn but then say a townread like a couple of post later when not much has changed in the game state?

obscurity is obvious town

Wanna enlighten the class on this one? Any other reads you got?

Saw boring role PM, saw list of players contained no one from my games on other sites/no one who knew me, and figured I could get away with doing a dumb performative gimmick for reactions as well as my own amusement. But I felt like I got as much as I would out of it and if I continued it was going to derail the thread and actually become anti town so I stopped.

I didn’t get the 19th century gimmick you’re proposing at all. Stilted? I guess. But it’s not like Hulk Hogan or whoever jack is pretending to be

Jack is my lock town. I love this.

[Sabiplz]

Scotty: *thru out Misplay mafia wolf chat* omg sabi I couldn't do that

Scotty now: why do you assume I can't copy my town meta

DONT PAINT ME AS SCUM WHEN I FUCKING READ YOUR TOWN GAMES ISO

[Jackofhearts2005]

I think Sabi is fine.

But what about their alignment wowee

[☆Princess Abigail☆]

Hapi's an outed wolf now.

who?

Neon=Hapi, sorry.

This is true. Did we really play that long ago that you know that name lol

I don't think it was that long ago. Chaos mafia on ZD.

Oh right I only just changed my name on ZD

I'm quite sad you aren't named after Evangellion.

Sorry

[Jackofhearts2005]

Idk how I feel about Neon townreading me for Miz gifs, tbh.

[☆Princess Abigail☆]

who?

Neon=Hapi, sorry.

This is true. Did we really play that long ago that you know that name lol

I don't think it was that long ago. Chaos mafia on ZD.

Oh right I only just changed my name on ZD

I'm quite sad you aren't named after Evangellion.

Sorry

I'm named after Valorant

But than someone said Neon fits my personality and I liked it so I kept it lol