The Syndicate

Posted: **Tue May 22, 2018 10:13 pm**

Elohcin is bad.

Posted: **Tue May 22, 2018 10:13 pm**

JaggedJimmyJay wrote: ↑Tue May 22, 2018 10:13 pm Elohcin is bad.

Posted: **Tue May 22, 2018 10:16 pm**

[mention]Golden[/mention] which one's trapped?

Posted: **Tue May 22, 2018 10:17 pm**

speedchuck wrote: ↑Tue May 22, 2018 10:13 pm
JaggedJimmyJay wrote: ↑Tue May 22, 2018 10:13 pm Elohcin is bad.

speedchuck is bad.

Posted: **Tue May 22, 2018 10:17 pm**

Elohcin is probably bad too, sure, her last several posts are stinky. But independently of that, speedchuck is bad.

Posted: **Tue May 22, 2018 10:21 pm**

"Hello?"

"Hello this is the Ville Clit-Dick Fishmonger Base Hospital. I have some news about Dunia."

"Okay. How is she?"

"She still in a coma, but I did notice that she has really pretty hair. Do you mind if I plait her hair while she sleeps?"

"No. Please don't."

"Oh ... sorry I already did."

"Please don't touch her again."

"Okay scro....

Got any weed?"

Posted: **Tue May 22, 2018 10:24 pm**

sig wrote: ↑Tue May 22, 2018 10:06 pm
colonialbob wrote: ↑Tue May 22, 2018 10:02 pm
sig wrote: ↑Tue May 22, 2018 10:00 pm Kyle, Speed, INH, Golden, bob, JJJ. They all voted for Sprityo over Lochlan and almost tied it.

Loch has teammates here.

Members of the other mafia team voted for Loch.

So there's at least I'd say three mafia members on the top two wagons potentially more.
Point of order, most of us voted sprit way before a lot of those lilefer votes
The sprityo voters never made sense to me, same with DDL voters. I think we need someone to reread this day phase and see who was trying to direct the lynch away from Loch which happened many times.

K.

Posted: **Tue May 22, 2018 10:24 pm**

Kylemii wrote: ↑Tue May 22, 2018 10:16 pm @Golden which one's trapped?

None.

I learned my lesson. All polls will be solely as they appear from now on.

I voted number 2 because lulz. 4 is a good option though, but I'm also very conscious of having forced last nights debate on the poll to be uber-serious.

Also, number 2 evidences I made the poll, right?

Posted: **Tue May 22, 2018 10:26 pm**

Lunalee wrote: ↑Tue May 22, 2018 9:52 pm Golden did you write this poll too? I don't see "guacamole" as an option.

Telling me what to put is an open invite for anyone else who it might be to just say guacamole instead. An idea is pointless if somebody else can copy it. I demonstrated it's my poll my own way.

Posted: **Tue May 22, 2018 10:26 pm**

nutella wrote: ↑Tue May 22, 2018 10:17 pm Elohcin is probably bad too, sure, her last several posts are stinky. But independently of that, speedchuck is bad.

I thought her last few posts actually looked better.

Posted: **Tue May 22, 2018 10:28 pm**

"It is a god danged mystery. What the hell is going on around here!?" the Sheriff was pissed off.

"Gee, I dunno. Perhaps it is because we live inside the mind of a maniacal tyrant?" Deputy Dillashaw was always first to rationalise the situation.

"No that's definitely not it Dillashaw. And next time you say something that stupid I will take your badge!"

"Okay sir."

"Good, now fetch me an eclair. And get me some leads on the missing person god damn it. Also while you're out I'll have a long black with a splash of milk. And bring me my cat. Captain Purrfect needs his milk bath."

Posted: **Tue May 22, 2018 10:29 pm**

Also has anyone made headway with the whole Dunya in coma thing?

Posted: **Tue May 22, 2018 10:30 pm**

sig wrote: ↑Tue May 22, 2018 9:41 pmLast thoughts. I said something about Golden being weird earlier his response was to turn it into a joke about him lynching me last game. I didn’t think that was odd until right now, but I believe it could’ve been an attempt to disvalue my gut read.

Or not.

Posted: **Tue May 22, 2018 10:30 pm**

MacDougall wrote: ↑Sun May 20, 2018 11:33 pm The phone rings...

"Hello?"

"Hello this is the Ville Clit-Dick Fishmonger Base Hospital. Are you Dunia's next of kin?"

"Yes, Dunia is my spirit ninja's pet muskrat. What happened?"

"I am sorry for the bad news but Dunia was brought in a few hours ago. She has been injured and is currently in a coma. It appears as though she was brutally attacked, what with the severe blunt force trauma marks all over her face and body. It is quite strange what they do to the body. Some of the marks are green, red and blue, others more purple in colour, heck there are some yellow marks as well. Oh, sorry, you must be sad."

"I ... I will be right there."

"Can you bring some weed?"

Dunya has been identified at a local hospital. She is currently in a coma.

Green
Red
Blue
Purple
Yellow

Posted: **Tue May 22, 2018 10:31 pm**

nutella wrote: ↑Tue May 22, 2018 10:17 pm
speedchuck wrote: ↑Tue May 22, 2018 10:13 pm
JaggedJimmyJay wrote: ↑Tue May 22, 2018 10:13 pm Elohcin is bad.

speedchuck is bad.

Why tho

Posted: **Tue May 22, 2018 10:33 pm**

[mention]Golden[/mention] is big shot meant to be vig shot? does the fact that it's spelled wrong turn it into a kind of sarcastic genie thing where instead of getting a vig shot the 3 players would instead get whatever a "big shot" is

Posted: **Tue May 22, 2018 10:34 pm**

red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo and violet are the colors of the rainbow here's the closest order we clould get

red
yellow
green
blue
purple

Posted: **Tue May 22, 2018 10:35 pm**

Or wait perhaps we're supposed to make a rainbow list based off of what dunya would make to bring her back using these colors/put her on a list using one of these?

Posted: **Tue May 22, 2018 10:36 pm**

Which leads me to wander why, I think it was JJJ, used purple as a color earlier to describe DDL. Perhaps the scum chat he's in has the same idea?

Posted: **Tue May 22, 2018 10:36 pm**

wonder*

Posted: **Tue May 22, 2018 10:37 pm**

sig wrote: ↑Tue May 22, 2018 10:36 pm Which leads me to wander why, I think it was JJJ, used purple as a color earlier to describe DDL. Perhaps the scum chat he's in has the same idea?

Did you pick Gumby?

Posted: **Tue May 22, 2018 10:38 pm**

colonialbob wrote: ↑Tue May 22, 2018 10:37 pm
sig wrote: ↑Tue May 22, 2018 10:36 pm Which leads me to wander why, I think it was JJJ, used purple as a color earlier to describe DDL. Perhaps the scum chat he's in has the same idea?
Did you pick Gumby?

Gumby?

Posted: **Tue May 22, 2018 10:40 pm**

Kylemii wrote: ↑Tue May 22, 2018 10:33 pm @Golden is big shot meant to be vig shot? does the fact that it's spelled wrong turn it into a kind of sarcastic genie thing where instead of getting a vig shot the 3 players would instead get whatever a "big shot" is

When I act like scotty, I am not responsible. It's scotty's influence on me.

You'll have to ask Mac what the meaning is. I certainly intended vig shot.

I am extremely busy today so please forgive autocorrect errors.

Posted: **Tue May 22, 2018 10:40 pm**

(and yes, I checked. It was my fault not macs, he will have copied and pasted).

Posted: **Tue May 22, 2018 10:41 pm**

Swish swish

Posted: **Tue May 22, 2018 10:41 pm**

sig wrote: ↑Tue May 22, 2018 10:38 pm
colonialbob wrote: ↑Tue May 22, 2018 10:37 pm
sig wrote: ↑Tue May 22, 2018 10:36 pm Which leads me to wander why, I think it was JJJ, used purple as a color earlier to describe DDL. Perhaps the scum chat he's in has the same idea?
Did you pick Gumby?
Gumby?

cause that's a hell of a stretch

Posted: **Tue May 22, 2018 10:43 pm**

sig wrote: ↑Tue May 22, 2018 10:34 pm red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo and violet are the colors of the rainbow here's the closest order we clould get

red
yellow
green
blue
purple

If you change the order of these colors, it's almost a Portugal The Man song. Maybe we need to blast loud music to wake dunya up.

Or just get her some weed like Mac suggested

Posted: **Tue May 22, 2018 10:44 pm**

colonialbob wrote: ↑Tue May 22, 2018 10:41 pm
sig wrote: ↑Tue May 22, 2018 10:38 pm
colonialbob wrote: ↑Tue May 22, 2018 10:37 pm
sig wrote: ↑Tue May 22, 2018 10:36 pm Which leads me to wander why, I think it was JJJ, used purple as a color earlier to describe DDL. Perhaps the scum chat he's in has the same idea?
Did you pick Gumby?
Gumby?
cause that's a hell of a stretch

...perfection.

Posted: **Tue May 22, 2018 10:49 pm**

sig is right. It is a code. And if you solve it you get your wish granted. But only if your wish is for it to have not been a code in the first place.

Posted: **Tue May 22, 2018 10:55 pm**

MacDougall wrote: ↑Tue May 22, 2018 10:49 pm sig is right. It is a code. And if you solve it you get your wish granted. But only if your wish is for it to have not been a code in the first place.

I'll be hosting the game now. Thank you Mac for your service, I'll take it from here

Posted: **Tue May 22, 2018 10:56 pm**

Good work on lilefer. In my own read I couldn't have split him and sprit, both seemed to be non-contributors who were absent. Although I couldn't find a way to express it, the reason I went the way I did was the outside chance lilefer was silenced given he hadn't spoken since day 1.

I hope sprit comes back. I was upset that I couldn't express that my vote for him wasn't particularly meaningful and I hate that he feels like he isn't wanted. Was super-bummed how that went down.

Posted: **Tue May 22, 2018 10:57 pm**

where do you get green? there’s no green lol

Posted: **Tue May 22, 2018 10:59 pm**

Awesome. Teammate bus successful.

Posted: **Tue May 22, 2018 11:00 pm**

My role for Day 3 is THE HOST OF THIS GAME. My objective is to do a marginally better job than my predecessor.

AMA

My role morphs again on Night 3.

Posted: **Tue May 22, 2018 11:00 pm**

Hey Kites, you still want me to kill ya?

[mention]sig[/mention]

Welcome back.

Posted: **Tue May 22, 2018 11:01 pm**

Turnip Head wrote: ↑Tue May 22, 2018 11:00 pm
AMA

Why am I only allowed to nightkill 6 players at a time when I have unlimited weapons?

Posted: **Tue May 22, 2018 11:03 pm**

Am I truly untouchable?

Posted: **Tue May 22, 2018 11:03 pm**

Jackofhearts2005 wrote: ↑Tue May 22, 2018 11:01 pm
Turnip Head wrote: ↑Tue May 22, 2018 11:00 pm
AMA

Why am I only allowed to nightkill 6 players at a time when I have unlimited weapons?

Host error. You're actually dead.

Posted: **Tue May 22, 2018 11:06 pm**

Turnip Head wrote: ↑Tue May 22, 2018 11:03 pm
Jackofhearts2005 wrote: ↑Tue May 22, 2018 11:01 pm
Turnip Head wrote: ↑Tue May 22, 2018 11:00 pm
AMA

Why am I only allowed to nightkill 6 players at a time when I have unlimited weapons?
Host error. You're actually dead.

Technically, I'm a deceased soul imprinted on the vessel of an archer, bathed in the black mud of the holy grail and shouldering all the evil in the world but who's fucking counting?

Posted: **Tue May 22, 2018 11:08 pm**

Charlie Blackmon wrote: ↑Tue May 22, 2018 11:03 pm Am I truly untouchable?

No, a ten foot length of PVC pipe should be a safe enough tool for someone to touch you with. Sorry if this wasn't clear.

Posted: **Tue May 22, 2018 11:08 pm**

Jackofhearts2005 wrote: ↑Tue May 22, 2018 11:00 pm Hey Kites, you still want me to kill ya?

@sig

Welcome back.

yeah shoot me in the face. no but really don’t it would have worked on n1 only

Posted: **Tue May 22, 2018 11:08 pm**

I have been mutinied against. Again!

Posted: **Tue May 22, 2018 11:09 pm**

Turnip Head wrote: ↑Tue May 22, 2018 11:00 pm
AMA

How do you stay in such good shape at your age which such a busy schedule?

Posted: **Tue May 22, 2018 11:10 pm**

Kites wrote: ↑Tue May 22, 2018 11:08 pm
Jackofhearts2005 wrote: ↑Tue May 22, 2018 11:00 pm Hey Kites, you still want me to kill ya?

@sig

Welcome back.
yeah shoot me in the face. no but really don’t it would have worked on n1 only

Okay I won't.

Posted: **Tue May 22, 2018 11:10 pm**

Jackofhearts2005 wrote: ↑Tue May 22, 2018 11:06 pm
Turnip Head wrote: ↑Tue May 22, 2018 11:03 pm
Jackofhearts2005 wrote: ↑Tue May 22, 2018 11:01 pm
Turnip Head wrote: ↑Tue May 22, 2018 11:00 pm
AMA

Why am I only allowed to nightkill 6 players at a time when I have unlimited weapons?
Host error. You're actually dead.
Technically, I'm a deceased soul imprinted on the vessel of an archer, bathed in the black mud of the holy grail and shouldering all the evil in the world but who's fucking counting?

Okay um this game isn't big enough for you...

You might be ready to ascend.

To ascend to a higher plane, press F

Posted: **Tue May 22, 2018 11:11 pm**

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFuckthatidea

Posted: **Tue May 22, 2018 11:14 pm**

btw guys that pinata thing wasnt a claim it was a joke, im face mcshooty

Posted: **Tue May 22, 2018 11:14 pm**

MINI POLL TIME

I will be mod-killing one person in one hour.

To vote click here.

Posted: **Tue May 22, 2018 11:20 pm**

whatd I miss

Posted: **Tue May 22, 2018 11:20 pm**

Lunalee wrote: ↑Tue May 22, 2018 7:31 pm I'm switching my vote to Lilifer. I suspected him as well, and my vote on Jackofhearts is doing no good.
[VOTE: Lilifer] aubergine

Bus?

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