The Syndicate

Posted: **Thu May 17, 2018 3:55 am**

Im beer

Posted: **Thu May 17, 2018 3:55 am**

I mean im here

But also im beer

Posted: **Thu May 17, 2018 4:05 am**

I liked the priests in age of empires that went wololo but i wemt with civ because i i i oh man if you close one eye im only holding one phone

Posted: **Thu May 17, 2018 4:21 am**

Hola scumbois, how's it hanging ma dudes.

Anyway, we are a veritable buffet in this game, the sheer quantity of food, myself include, could probably feed wolbre like, once.

Regardless, I wish to be consumed. That is all.

Posted: **Thu May 17, 2018 4:25 am**

Kylemii wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 2:09 am @Lilefer @motel room @Zephyrus

who are you, tell me about your lives

I am but a lonely inconspicuous food item drafted to the game by wolbre. I know not of motel room, but Zephryus is a cool guy. Pretty smart. He may also be food, I do not know.

Posted: **Thu May 17, 2018 4:45 am**

Lilefer wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 4:25 am
Kylemii wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 2:09 am @Lilefer @motel room @Zephyrus

who are you, tell me about your lives
I am but a lonely inconspicuous food item drafted to the game by wolbre. I know not of motel room, but Zephryus is a cool guy. Pretty smart. He may also be food, I do not know.

I'm cool. What food are you? Does it go well with beer?

Posted: **Thu May 17, 2018 4:49 am**

Scotty wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 1:52 am If ya wanna be a hero, hang with the zero.

Posted: **Thu May 17, 2018 5:06 am**

Okay guys, so this is really important. I hope you guys like singing seventy and eighty seas material because I need you guys to sing and record it and post it in the thread. Please do this at some point, don't let poor old wall Brad oh for down colon carrot open parentheses

Posted: **Thu May 17, 2018 5:07 am**

[mention]dunya[/mention] Im gonna ask you to sing, I'll sing too but we need to get a certain number of people to sing for my quest

Posted: **Thu May 17, 2018 5:08 am**

[mention]Lilefer[/mention] i hope you like singing too because I'll never forgive you if I die because you don't sing

Posted: **Thu May 17, 2018 5:09 am**

Scotty wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 2:06 am oh and wolbre’s bad. The host confirmed it in the signup thread. If anyone has a day 0 vig shot go ahead and getter done and let’s move right along

Ripped
Quotation marks Sloan eee isn't bad guise quotation marks

Flaking autocorrect
Sent help please

Posted: **Thu May 17, 2018 5:12 am**

mac you dirty old bastard, starting this hours after ancient greece is over r u trying to kill me

Posted: **Thu May 17, 2018 5:14 am**

wolbre04 wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 5:07 am @dunya Im gonna ask you to sing, I'll sing too but we need to get a certain number of people to sing for my quest

I don't sing.

I purr.

Posted: **Thu May 17, 2018 5:15 am**

A June bug also got into my room and I forking screamed because it landed on my face when I was sleeping and probably skittered into my mouth before I got up screaming bloody murder

Posted: **Thu May 17, 2018 5:16 am**

hey everyone, I'm Lizzy.

I'm your favorite lazy feline with a resting bitch face and I will claw your eyes out if you're scum.

Posted: **Thu May 17, 2018 5:18 am**

Dunya I went outside to move my car around 11 pm last night and I saw our motion detector light go off in the back. I went to investigate and there were 2 cats I've never seen before that were rubbing against the bottom of these pole things that hold up our trampoline. So I went to go pet them and the one hissed at me like it wanted to rip my eyes out LOL and then the other one came and was meowing a lot and curled around my leg. I was calling my sister out and when she finally came they walked off so my whole family things I'm hallucinating the trampoline cats now

Posted: **Thu May 17, 2018 5:18 am**

Anyways it's 4 am idk why I'm up gn

Posted: **Thu May 17, 2018 5:21 am**

wolbre04 wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 5:18 am Dunya I went outside to move my car around 11 pm last night and I saw our motion detector light go off in the back. I went to investigate and there were 2 cats I've never seen before that were rubbing against the bottom of these pole things that hold up our trampoline. So I went to go pet them and the one hissed at me like it wanted to rip my eyes out LOL and then the other one came and was meowing a lot and curled around my leg. I was calling my sister out and when she finally came they walked off so my whole family things I'm hallucinating the trampoline cats now

dunya? oh you mean, my slave dunya. yea, I've banned her from the computer for a while. she needs a break from mafia. I'm taking over in the meantime and that's an interesting story...

...but needs more blood. she warned me about you...when my friends want to rip your eyes out it means your dog-loyal, you dirty bastard!

Posted: **Thu May 17, 2018 5:22 am**

Tbh I kinda look like I would hear a cat talking to me in real life and a game

Posted: **Thu May 17, 2018 5:25 am**

Quin wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 1:03 am I am a salad roll. Someone give me beetroot so I can become a glorious tree stump.

so you're a fake sandwich. eww.

if you don't have cheese or mayo or butter in there, why do you even exist you disgusting green stuff that gets me excited for nothing when my human prepares a salad????

quin is scummy. let's throw his ass in the garbage.

Posted: **Thu May 17, 2018 5:26 am**

JaggedJimmyJay wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 1:20 am
wolbre04 wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 1:12 am @JaggedJimmyJay do you like Aerosmith
I'm afraid I don't care for Aerosmith, but you shouldn't worry about that. Taste in music doesn't actually matter. Nothing does.

meowww

r u the depression i hear about?

wanna play with kitty and cheer up?

Posted: **Thu May 17, 2018 5:27 am**

Golden wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 1:46 am I picked my own role, so obviously I'm town

fake news, we only picked the characters.

i got my eyez on youz

Posted: **Thu May 17, 2018 5:29 am**

dunya wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 5:27 am
Golden wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 1:46 am I picked my own role, so obviously I'm town
fake news, we only picked the characters.

i got my eyez on youz

Real news, I thought ahead!

Posted: **Thu May 17, 2018 5:30 am**

Hang on, those are lizzys eyes.

Posted: **Thu May 17, 2018 5:34 am**

Important Announcement

I made my first fuck up. But I'm not telling you what it was and I have fixed it already.

If I fucked up anything else let me know.

Posted: **Thu May 17, 2018 5:35 am**

Scotty wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 2:05 am Too many L names this game that sound alike. No me Gustavo

I won’t be voting for lilfer, motel room or zeph Day 1. You’re welcome.

ur so friendly

careful that doesn't come and bite u in the ass

Posted: **Thu May 17, 2018 5:39 am**

Golden wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 5:30 am Hang on, those are lizzys eyes.

I am Lizzy, you blind dog. Only dogs need validation hence why you picked the role of Town. You're a dog. I kill all dogs.

look at this rottweiler trembling in my presence.

I'm a dogkiller. and veggie killer. and basically, if you piss me off, I'll also kill you so don't piss me off. and don't go near my butthole.

i should give my human a treat. she's taken so many photos of me, i have a photo for every occasion. she did well building up to my overtake of her mafia account.

Posted: **Thu May 17, 2018 5:42 am**

dunya wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 5:39 amYou're a dog. I kill all dogs.

Woah woah slow down with the accusations there Lizzy.

No dogs was literally a wedding vow I required from my wife. You won't find the smell of them here.

MacDougall wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 5:34 am Important Announcement

I made my first fuck up. But I'm not telling you what it was and I have fixed it already.

If I fucked up anything else let me know.

Your second fuck up is announcing this. When I am a host only Quin ever knows I've fucked up. For some reason he's literally always watching. I bet Quin knows what you did already.

Posted: **Thu May 17, 2018 5:44 am**

dunya wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 5:25 am
Quin wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 1:03 am I am a salad roll. Someone give me beetroot so I can become a glorious tree stump.
so you're a fake sandwich. eww.

if you don't have cheese or mayo or butter in there, why do you even exist you disgusting green stuff that gets me excited for nothing when my human prepares a salad????

quin is scummy. let's throw his ass in the garbage.

Indeed, I am not yet complete. But I will be. And you will surely regret those words.

Posted: **Thu May 17, 2018 5:45 am**

Golden wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 5:42 am
dunya wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 5:39 amYou're a dog. I kill all dogs.
Woah woah slow down with the accusations there Lizzy.

No dogs was literally a wedding vow I required from my wife. You won't find the smell of them here.

MacDougall wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 5:34 am Important Announcement

I made my first fuck up. But I'm not telling you what it was and I have fixed it already.

If I fucked up anything else let me know.
Your second fuck up is announcing this. When I am a host only Quin ever knows I've fucked up. For some reason he's literally always watching. I bet Quin knows what you did already.

Posted: **Thu May 17, 2018 5:47 am**

I did not pick the role of 'town'. Lizzy is second hand-informationing of scotty's poor representation of my post.

I wouldn't be so lazy in picking my role. I can come up with much better ideas than that.

Like this for instance:

Thats Delacroix's "Liberty Leading the People". Would have been pretty hard for Mac to turn that into a mafia role.

That was my first thought. Then I picked something even better than that.

Posted: **Thu May 17, 2018 5:50 am**

hey guys, I called Quin a sandwich and he said "indeed". if ya'll don't lynch his ass on Day 1, I'm gonna let some cats loose on you.

Posted: **Thu May 17, 2018 5:53 am**

dunya wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 5:50 am hey guys, I called Quin a sandwich and he said "indeed". if ya'll don't lynch his ass on Day 1, I'm gonna let some cats loose on you.

I am a salad roll. A lovely, refreshing salad roll.

And you are going to die.

Posted: **Thu May 17, 2018 5:54 am**

Honestly I don't know why it's necessary for liberty to get her breasts out but she's French, so that probably has something to do with it.

Posted: **Thu May 17, 2018 5:54 am**

Quin wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 5:53 am
dunya wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 5:50 am hey guys, I called Quin a sandwich and he said "indeed". if ya'll don't lynch his ass on Day 1, I'm gonna let some cats loose on you.
I am a salad roll. A lovely, refreshing salad roll.

And you are going to die.

Why should Lizzy die?

dunya wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 5:50 am hey guys, I called Quin a sandwich and he said "indeed". if ya'll don't lynch his ass on Day 1, I'm gonna let some cats loose on you.

Why should Quin die?

Posted: **Thu May 17, 2018 5:55 am**

Golden wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 5:54 am
Quin wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 5:53 am
dunya wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 5:50 am hey guys, I called Quin a sandwich and he said "indeed". if ya'll don't lynch his ass on Day 1, I'm gonna let some cats loose on you.
I am a salad roll. A lovely, refreshing salad roll.

And you are going to die.
Why should Lizzy die?

dunya wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 5:50 am hey guys, I called Quin a sandwich and he said "indeed". if ya'll don't lynch his ass on Day 1, I'm gonna let some cats loose on you.
Why should Quin die?

It has been foretold.

Posted: **Thu May 17, 2018 5:57 am**

Quin wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 5:55 am
Golden wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 5:54 am
Quin wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 5:53 am
dunya wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 5:50 am hey guys, I called Quin a sandwich and he said "indeed". if ya'll don't lynch his ass on Day 1, I'm gonna let some cats loose on you.
I am a salad roll. A lovely, refreshing salad roll.

And you are going to die.
Why should Lizzy die?

dunya wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 5:50 am hey guys, I called Quin a sandwich and he said "indeed". if ya'll don't lynch his ass on Day 1, I'm gonna let some cats loose on you.
Why should Quin die?
It has been foretold.

Hmm.

That seems more like an answer to the question 'why will Lizzy die' rather than 'why should Lizzy die'.

Unless you are a time monk or something, whose job it is to ensure no temporal shifting.

Posted: **Thu May 17, 2018 5:58 am**

Spoiler: show

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn

this is exactly what I mean by you need validation.

Posted: **Thu May 17, 2018 5:59 am**

Lizzy doesn't like me and now I feel emasculated.

Posted: **Thu May 17, 2018 6:04 am**

wolbre04 wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 5:06 am Okay guys, so this is really important. I hope you guys like singing seventy and eighty seas material because I need you guys to sing and record it and post it in the thread. Please do this at some point, don't let poor old wall Brad oh for down colon carrot open parentheses

i cant do this kk

Posted: **Thu May 17, 2018 6:05 am**

Golden wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 5:54 am
dunya wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 5:50 am hey guys, I called Quin a sandwich and he said "indeed". if ya'll don't lynch his ass on Day 1, I'm gonna let some cats loose on you.
Why should Quin die?

he didn't object to being called a sandwich.

Posted: **Thu May 17, 2018 6:05 am**

Quin, are you actually claiming a salad roll?

Because if you're a salad roll, I can't imagine you are of any use to any faction at all. That's like a vegetarian hamburger or a decaf coffee. It has no function in life.

linki - what is 'seas material'?

Posted: **Thu May 17, 2018 6:06 am**

wolbre04 wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 5:06 am Okay guys, so this is really important. I hope you guys like singing seventy and eighty seas material because I need you guys to sing and record it and post it in the thread. Please do this at some point, don't let poor old wall Brad oh for down colon carrot open parentheses

wolbre is a 3p whose win condition is get a certain number of people singing so he can blow us up.

Posted: **Thu May 17, 2018 6:06 am**

dunya wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 6:05 am
Golden wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 5:54 am
dunya wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 5:50 am hey guys, I called Quin a sandwich and he said "indeed". if ya'll don't lynch his ass on Day 1, I'm gonna let some cats loose on you.
Why should Quin die?
he didn't object to being called a sandwich.

Call me what you will. By the time this game ends I will have become a god.

Posted: **Thu May 17, 2018 6:07 am**

dunya wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 6:05 am
Golden wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 5:54 am
dunya wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 5:50 am hey guys, I called Quin a sandwich and he said "indeed". if ya'll don't lynch his ass on Day 1, I'm gonna let some cats loose on you.
Why should Quin die?
he didn't object to being called a sandwich.

This is indeed inconsistent with his voting in the sandwich debate thread.

Posted: **Thu May 17, 2018 6:09 am**

Golden wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 6:07 am
dunya wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 6:05 am
Golden wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 5:54 am
dunya wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 5:50 am hey guys, I called Quin a sandwich and he said "indeed". if ya'll don't lynch his ass on Day 1, I'm gonna let some cats loose on you.
Why should Quin die?
he didn't object to being called a sandwich.
This is indeed inconsistent with his voting in the sandwich debate thread.

The difference between a salad roll and a sandwich is the origin of the entire sandwich debate. Do not deny me.

Posted: **Thu May 17, 2018 6:09 am**

Quin wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 6:06 am By the time this game ends I will have become a god.

position already taken.

goddess status achieved.

Posted: **Thu May 17, 2018 6:11 am**

Quin, what would happen if a thing that was foretold did not come to pass?

Posted: **Thu May 17, 2018 6:11 am**

Golden wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 6:07 am
dunya wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 6:05 am
Golden wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 5:54 am
dunya wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 5:50 am hey guys, I called Quin a sandwich and he said "indeed". if ya'll don't lynch his ass on Day 1, I'm gonna let some cats loose on you.
Why should Quin die?
he didn't object to being called a sandwich.
This is indeed inconsistent with his voting in the sandwich debate thread.

I'm so glad I've watched enough Brooklyn 9-9 with my slave to understand this now.

Posted: **Thu May 17, 2018 6:12 am**

Golden wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 6:11 am Quin, what would happen if a thing that was foretold did not come to pass?

Nothing. I'm not psychic.

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