The Syndicate

the further back in time you go the more inconvenient toilets become, that's why no one wants to go back before the 1500's.

Kylemii wrote: ↑Thu Jun 07, 2018 4:14 pm the further back in time you go the more inconvenient toilets become, that's why no one wants to go back before the 1500's.

Check yourself before you wreck yourself, Time Vandal Candidate! As I have been all throughout the past, I can tell you that toilets are not just a modern invention. It is simply that the English folk are backward, preferring to throw their crap out into the streets and trample it into the ground.

Now, if you wish to deface some of the first toilets, we could travel back to Sumer, a good four or five millenia past.

I have flatulated on many a copper throne in those olden times, much to the chagrin of the noble owners of said latrines. Some say my tart odors still waft there to this day, haunting the desecration that came of those ancient cities.

Ah. Reminiscence.

Should any of you candidates be worried, we have several water closets available for use aboard our time machine tour zeppelin. The human waste from such will be flung out into the timestream, to land wherever it may. If you would like to mark our path through time for future and past ages to scent, be sure to pack in some Time Travel Tacos before we embark!

Technically if time travel is possible everything is still everywhere.

Golden wrote: ↑Thu Jun 07, 2018 4:56 pm Technically if time travel is possible everything is still everywhere.

Jus' because time travel is possible don't make it probable, sir. Everything only has a Ѽ% chance of existing everywhere, or anywhere for that matter.

You may ask: What number value is Ѽ? Well, we haven't managed to calculate it yet. But it seems to fluctuate between ѽ and Ѿ. No, we don't know what values those numbers hold either, but look at that second one. Mm. That one is phat.

speedchuck wrote: ↑Thu Jun 07, 2018 4:51 pm

Kylemii wrote: ↑Thu Jun 07, 2018 4:14 pm the further back in time you go the more inconvenient toilets become, that's why no one wants to go back before the 1500's.

Check yourself before you wreck yourself, Time Vandal Candidate! As I have been all throughout the past, I can tell you that toilets are not just a modern invention. It is simply that the English folk are backward, preferring to throw their crap out into the streets and trample it into the ground.

Now, if you wish to deface some of the first toilets, we could travel back to Sumer, a good four or five millenia past.

I have flatulated on many a copper throne in those olden times, much to the chagrin of the noble owners of said latrines. Some say my tart odors still waft there to this day, haunting the desecration that came of those ancient cities.

Ah. Reminiscence.

Should any of you candidates be worried, we have several water closets available for use aboard our time machine tour zeppelin. The human waste from such will be flung out into the timestream, to land wherever it may. If you would like to mark our path through time for future and past ages to scent, be sure to pack in some Time Travel Tacos before we embark!

every day i live is a day further away from having to be concerned about getting abducted by a pteradactyl while taking a piss and that's all i care about

Heads up that I will be out of country with probably no consistent internet capability July 1-13th, so if this goes into then, please, just kill my future self

Scotty wrote: ↑Thu Jun 07, 2018 5:28 pm Heads up that I will be out of country with probably no consistent internet capability July 1-13th, so if this goes into then, please, just kill my future self

No guarantees. It might be your past self at that point.

Scotty wrote: ↑Thu Jun 07, 2018 5:28 pm Heads up that I will be out of country with probably no consistent internet capability July 1-13th, so if this goes into then, please, just kill my future self

Mm yeah I'll also be out of the country July 1st-8th

actually, being assaulted by wildlife is never a realistic concern no matter what year it is, so don't even worry about it (:

Kylemii wrote: ↑Thu Jun 07, 2018 6:15 pm actually, being assaulted by wildlife is never a realistic concern no matter what year it is, so don't even worry about it (:

Pteradactyls? Pssha

What about sharks? I mean statistically they attack on average 19 people a year (which is less than annual lightning strikes on people) but you could be one of those 19! We should burn the seas just in case

I'll be out of the country for the entire game.

I'm a maybe until I come up with the time period I want.

oh fuck

nevermind, i was gonna make a joke but i decided not to. do not be alarmed.

Kylemii wrote: ↑Fri Jun 08, 2018 4:58 pm nevermind, i was gonna make a joke but i decided not to. do not be alarmed.

I recently went to the future to hear this joke. It was funny.

Marmot wrote: ↑Fri Jun 08, 2018 7:50 pm

Kylemii wrote: ↑Fri Jun 08, 2018 4:58 pm nevermind, i was gonna make a joke but i decided not to. do not be alarmed.

I recently went to the future to hear this joke. It was funny.

too bad we live in this timeline where my joke fizzled out

what could have been

guys i promise i'm gonna try really really hard in this game

I'm going to be out of town from July 14-21. If this job looks to be running at that point, I intend to take a hiatus.

At this point, I am ready to put together the roles and get on the move, so whenever we get 2-12 more players...

[mention]Marmot[/mention]
[mention]Owner of a Lonely Heart[/mention]
[mention]Choutas[/mention]
[mention]Lilefer[/mention]
[mention]novaselinenever[/mention]
[mention]Dyslexicon[/mention]

I’m that annoying person tagging people in sign up threads now to see if they want in.

[mention]colonialbob[/mention]
[mention]juliets[/mention]
[mention]Dragon D. Luffy[/mention]
[mention]Long Con[/mention]
[mention]sprityo[/mention]

You too, and for the other games too.

thanks, but I'm taking a short break while we move this summer so I'm gonna have to pass unfortunately

Thanks for alerting me [mention]ColinIsCool[/mention] . For some reason I didn't realize speed's game was in sign-ups. I have to think about a game with no reveals, I've never played that way before. How would we know what to analyze? I like the idea of a dead chat that can affect the game though. I've hosted a game where we had that and it was wild. So right now I'll say maybe and think about it.

not right now

Sorry, this one looks too crazy for me. No reveals? Random rezzes? Sounds like a headache.

juliets wrote: ↑Sat Jun 09, 2018 10:08 pm Thanks for alerting me @ColinIsCool . For some reason I didn't realize speed's game was in sign-ups. I have to think about a game with no reveals, I've never played that way before. How would we know what to analyze? I like the idea of a dead chat that can affect the game though. I've hosted a game where we had that and it was wild. So right now I'll say maybe and think about it.

No reveals on death or lynches. There may or may not be reveals, depending on how the cards are played.

Long Con wrote: ↑Sat Jun 09, 2018 11:59 pm Sorry, this one looks too crazy for me. No reveals? Random rezzes? Sounds like a headache.

I assure you, there will be no random rezzes. Only intentional ones.

I intend to balance this game and take it completely seriously, taking the lack of normal reveals and the possibility of alternate timelines into account. This will not, with all due respect, be a U-Pick Mafia type of game. It will be a peer-reviewed, mostly-balanced setup that has unconventional roles that take advantage of the low-info nature of the game.

i have not read the rules and i don't intend to read them until after i get lynched or mislynched on day 3 for not understanding the game"s mechanics

speedchuck wrote: ↑Thu Jun 07, 2018 5:12 pm

Golden wrote: ↑Thu Jun 07, 2018 4:56 pm Technically if time travel is possible everything is still everywhere.

Jus' because time travel is possible don't make it probable, sir. Everything only has a Ѽ% chance of existing everywhere, or anywhere for that matter.

You may ask: What number value is Ѽ? Well, we haven't managed to calculate it yet. But it seems to fluctuate between ѽ and Ѿ. No, we don't know what values those numbers hold either, but look at that second one. Mm. That one is phat.

DAYUM girl, can I get your number?

[mention]speedchuck[/mention] am I eligible to play?

sprityo wrote: ↑Sun Jun 10, 2018 12:30 pm @speedchuck am I eligible to play?

Sure.

For those out of the loop, I talked about the concept with Sprityo a while back. He doesn't know anything specific about the setup. It still, to this day, hasn't been created/finalized yet.

I’m still stressed for time so I’ll stay as a maybe

speedchuck wrote: ↑Sun Jun 10, 2018 12:58 pm

sprityo wrote: ↑Sun Jun 10, 2018 12:30 pm @speedchuck am I eligible to play?

Sure.

For those out of the loop, I talked about the concept with Sprityo a while back. He doesn't know anything specific about the setup. It still, to this day, hasn't been created/finalized yet.

I'd assume it won't be finalised until well after the game is finished.

the game has been done what are you talking about?

we're simply repeating the past

this is the game where we're finally gonna manipulate unique game mechanics in a way that makes it possible to kill the host

speedchuck wrote: ↑Sat Jun 09, 2018 9:15 pm I'm going to be out of town from July 14-21. If this job looks to be running at that point, I intend to take a hiatus.

At this point, I am ready to put together the roles and get on the move, so whenever we get 2-12 more players...

no complaints about that tbh end of july is when i'll have the most time on my hands

heck you only live once.

Kylemii wrote: ↑Sun Jun 10, 2018 6:26 pm this is the game where we're finally gonna manipulate unique game mechanics in a way that makes it possible to kill the host

You just really want me to lose this game.

speedchuck wrote: ↑Sun Jun 10, 2018 9:21 pm

Kylemii wrote: ↑Sun Jun 10, 2018 6:26 pm this is the game where we're finally gonna manipulate unique game mechanics in a way that makes it possible to kill the host

You just really want me to lose this game.

I heard that if the host dies they win, it's a jester role?

if a player or host dies in a game they didn't even sign up for then they should legally have a win stripped away from their total

umm like can one of these start please

I'm putting together the setup now.

I still require at minimum 1 more player.

speedchuck wrote: ↑Mon Jun 11, 2018 12:21 pm I'm putting together the setup now.

I still require at minimum 1 more player.

TURNIP HEAD 2 HAS ENTERED THE GAME.

let's get this game started so I can bus turnip head

Finished the first draft of a sixteen player role madness setup.

speedchuck wrote: ↑Mon Jun 11, 2018 7:55 pm Finished the first draft of a sixteen player role madness setup.

Are you sure it was the first draft?

Golden wrote: ↑Mon Jun 11, 2018 8:19 pm

speedchuck wrote: ↑Mon Jun 11, 2018 7:55 pm Finished the first draft of a sixteen player role madness setup.

Are you sure it was the first draft?

Barring retrocausal influence? Yes.

This is the first completed draft.

I'm in

speedchuck wrote: ↑Mon Jun 11, 2018 9:08 pm

Golden wrote: ↑Mon Jun 11, 2018 8:19 pm

speedchuck wrote: ↑Mon Jun 11, 2018 7:55 pm Finished the first draft of a sixteen player role madness setup.

Are you sure it was the first draft?

Barring retrocausal influence? Yes.

This is the first completed draft.

In that case, I accuse you of plagiarism.

I completed the first draft of these roles months from now.

Golden wrote: ↑Mon Jun 11, 2018 11:31 pm

speedchuck wrote: ↑Mon Jun 11, 2018 9:08 pm

Golden wrote: ↑Mon Jun 11, 2018 8:19 pm

speedchuck wrote: ↑Mon Jun 11, 2018 7:55 pm Finished the first draft of a sixteen player role madness setup.

Are you sure it was the first draft?

Barring retrocausal influence? Yes.

This is the first completed draft.

In that case, I accuse you of plagiarism.

I completed the first draft of these roles months from now.

Hello good sir, my name is Turnip, I'm a Time Lawyer. Please step into my continuum-locked office. So tell me Golden, do we have a case against the host here? And please take off your pants before you answer

1 more person required.

Edit: Replacements would be nice too, if anyone on the Maybe list would like to take point on that.