U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Game Over

[dunya]

but I still find lilifer more dog-piss than wolbre at this time and want to claw his eyes out first. and quin. and golden. and cbob for focusing more on pizza than anything in the game on Day 0 which is the most important day of them all.



i <3 juliets tho. she's my favorite hooman.

[Kylemii]

please............. stop staying manboob

[speedchuck]

I am not your man-boob Wolfbae.

Will you be my man-boob speedchuck?

Do you have one to match me? Describe it.

[dunya]

and for the record, manboobs are fucking evil, so you kinda shot yourself in the brains there if we were playing that game.

Yes but I'm not just any manboob, I'm Steven Tyler's manboob

I fucking hate that racket called Aerosmith. I'd literally rather be in a room with 12 puppies.

[Long Con]

Hi thread. I am Phantom. Greetings to my feline brethren.

If I had picked a food-based role, I would have picked Buffalo chicken wings, or maybe magic mushrooms.



I'll be on and off the computer and random times, playing with a cat's prerogative to be a cat.

Lizzy is 3rd party serial killer.

Thank goodness I'm not 3rd party! Or am I...?

[Lunalee]

Could you be
the right man boob

is this really your role? how would this task even be achieved? is the right man boob a separate role in here by a complete coincidence or is it like.... a pseudo role.

Yes it's my role, I don't really know if a person actually got forced into the right boob role or what it is. All I know is that one of my tasks is to find them

What if the right man-boob doesn't exist? And you spend the whole game looking for something that was never really there. That would be a Shakespearean-level tragedy.

[speedchuck]

Could you be
the right man boob

is this really your role? how would this task even be achieved? is the right man boob a separate role in here by a complete coincidence or is it like.... a pseudo role.

Yes it's my role, I don't really know if a person actually got forced into the right boob role or what it is. All I know is that one of my tasks is to find them

What if the right man-boob doesn't exist? And you spend the whole game looking for something that was never really there. That would be a Shakespearean-level tragedy.

Hamlet? More like MAN-TIT!

[Marmot]

Long Con is on both mafia teams. Calling it now.

[Turnip Head]

why is Long Con a fucking cat

[speedchuck]

please............. stop staying manboob

ma le tit

(said with french accent)

[Jackofhearts2005]

Jack you look like you would jam to Steven Tyler. Tell me, do you happen to be a pear shaped, flabby object located on a musicians outer right chest?

How dare you, mongrel?

[Kylemii]

please............. stop staying manboob

ma le tit

(said with french accent)

actually 100% better

[Lilefer]

Lochlan (lilifer), genuine questions. If you think I'm going to scum slip:
1. Do you believe that I am the saggy left man boob of Steven Tyler
2. Do you think that role could reasonably be scum
3. Do you think that my hints as to what my actions are throughout this thread would constitute a mafia-esque role? And by that I mean one that would be reasonable for a scum player to have?
4. If you had a vig shot right now and could use it at any time (think ITA) that was 100% guaranteed to kill, would you do so to me right now? And Why?
My interactions thus far have literally been me seeking my wayward boob brethren and trying to get people to help me fulfill my tasks

1. Honestly knowing you it wouldn't surprise me.
2. What the cat said.
3. What the cat said.
4. No. You're useful as town and I'd rather watch and wait to see how you act. I'm pissed I haven't seen your maf meta but I know your town and SK alright. That hypertown Bren hasn't shown up yet. I'm almost hoping you grew out of that.

Peter probably wants me to kill you though. I should get him to send me some GIFs.

[mention]Zephyrus[/mention] Where the GIFs at, I'm waiting.

[Jackofhearts2005]

I never played age of empires. Are there any free versionx out there i can snag? For Mac, preferably

AoE 2 is on Steam for a fair price. It’s up there with Starcraft, Warcraft 2 and C&C Red Alert as one of the great 90s RTSs. Play as Joan of Arc, El Cid, Saladin, Gengis Khan, etc.

[Turnip Head]

[Long Con]

Long Con is on both mafia teams. Calling it now.

You only know because I scumslipped in our chat. Don't try to look cool in the thread.

why is Long Con a fucking cat

Long Con is at work. I'm Phantom.

Stop being so boring - I'm going to take a nap.

[Jackofhearts2005]

I do solemnly swear not to nk Scotty.

Do you solemnly swear that you can kill scotty if you wanted to?

In a heartbeat. Do you doubt me?

[colonialbob]

I never played age of empires. Are there any free versionx out there i can snag? For Mac, preferably

AoE 2 is on Steam for a fair price. It’s up there with Starcraft, Warcraft 2 and C&C Red Alert as one of the great 90s RTSs. Play as Joan of Arc, El Cid, Saladin, Gengis Khan, etc.

Indeed. The reason I ended up voting AoE is because the campaigns are pretty fantastic. Meanwhile Civ (while excellent) is basically just a bunch of skirmish games.

[Jackofhearts2005]

I never played age of empires. Are there any free versionx out there i can snag? For Mac, preferably

AoE 2 is on Steam for a fair price. It’s up there with Starcraft, Warcraft 2 and C&C Red Alert as one of the great 90s RTSs. Play as Joan of Arc, El Cid, Saladin, Gengis Khan, etc.

Indeed. The reason I ended up voting AoE is because the campaigns are pretty fantastic. Meanwhile Civ (while excellent) is basically just a bunch of skirmish games.

El Cid should be a servant. The level where he’s already dead but they’ve propped him up in the middle of the fortress so that the baddies don’t know was so cool but sad. Winning battles after your death is a superpower irl.

[Jackofhearts2005]

I mean im here

But also im beer

[Jackofhearts2005]

I mean im here

But also im beer

Enwop

[Turnip Head]

why is Long Con a fucking cat

Long Con is at work. I'm Phantom.

Stop being so boring - I'm going to take a nap.

It seems as if Long Con's body has been mentally and physically possessed by some sort of low energy cat-like shadow entity named Phantom. He might actually BE a phantom of another role, Lizzy the devil cat, so we are clearly dealing with supernatural forces.

I think this is most definitely worth looking into moreso on a spiritual level than a mafia one.

[Lunalee]

This game has just started, and it still took me about half an hour to catch up with the thread. Hello everyone!

[mention]wolbre04[/mention] , if you're just making up the singing thing to mess with everyone, that would be hilarious, and I'm still willing to help you out with your quest.

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Okay guys, so this is really important. I hope you guys like singing seventy and eighty seas material because I need you guys to sing and record it and post it in the thread. Please do this at some point, don't let poor old wall Brad oh for down colon carrot open parentheses

[mention]dunya[/mention] , I see your post here, but I can no longer defend you in mafia games.

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Lizzy is 3rd party serial killer.

I wanna say I wish, because I hate people and strongly believe the world will be a better place if it only had me in it

but actually my slave was relieved she finally got a town role after being scum 3 times in a row so whatever, I'll throw her a bone and let her be happy about it.

And dunya, are you serious about lynching [mention]Lilefer[/mention] for making a joke? Seems a bit jumpy, and harsh for a new player. Let's give him a day, mkay?

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Bless this cat. Merci Lizzy. Makes it easier to ISO wolbre when he slips.

interesting. for 2 reasons:

1. I know you're friends with wolbre, sig and Zephyrus in this game.
2. you singled wolbre out.
3. you insinuated that he's going to slip.
4. he's never been scum with you in a game before. his first scum game was on here and ended 2 days ago. he played an amazing game and survived till the end.
5. your post makes it seem like "wolbre scumslipping" is a thing of the norm when it isn't, since he's literally never been scum before that game.
6. he was also 3p once but also won that game...
7. there's no history or basis for this post.
8. I, goddess Lizzy, hate it.
9. my human slave, dunya, hates it too.
10. I wanna get this to 10.

Lilefer, while I like your refusal to acknowledge people who eat cauliflower pizzas, I don't like your post at all and you have moved to my dog-pile must-kill list.

This stems back to a game I had in which I was a vig and wolbre was SK and I switched my NK off of him. It has deeply disturbed my soul and I haven't been able to play a full game with him since iirc. Something in my psyche wants him to die.

Regardless, if I see him to be town I guess I'll stay off him. I still like Dunya, she's smart.

[mention]Turnip Head[/mention] , Tell me something helpful in the form of a balloon animal, please

[Turnip Head]

@Turnip Head , Tell me something helpful in the form of a balloon animal, please

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[wolbre04]

Could you be
the right man boob

is this really your role? how would this task even be achieved? is the right man boob a separate role in here by a complete coincidence or is it like.... a pseudo role.

Yes it's my role, I don't really know if a person actually got forced into the right boob role or what it is. All I know is that one of my tasks is to find them

What if the right man-boob doesn't exist? And you spend the whole game looking for something that was never really there. That would be a Shakespearean-level tragedy.

I would cry on cam

[insertnamehere]

Sully says hi Lizzy <3

[wolbre04]

This game has just started, and it still took me about half an hour to catch up with the thread. Hello everyone!

@wolbre04 , if you're just making up the singing thing to mess with everyone, that would be hilarious, and I'm still willing to help you out with your quest.

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Okay guys, so this is really important. I hope you guys like singing seventy and eighty seas material because I need you guys to sing and record it and post it in the thread. Please do this at some point, don't let poor old wall Brad oh for down colon carrot open parentheses

<3 yassssssss I'll sing as well I just need other people to do it for my goals

[Long Con]

why is Long Con a fucking cat

Long Con is at work. I'm Phantom.

Stop being so boring - I'm going to take a nap.

It seems as if Long Con's body has been mentally and physically possessed by some sort of low energy cat-like shadow entity named Phantom. He might actually BE a phantom of another role, Lizzy the devil cat, so we are clearly dealing with supernatural forces.

I think this is most definitely worth looking into moreso on a spiritual level than a mafia one.

[nutella]

move over sandwiches and pizzas it's all about the canapés people. you know, I've been saying since new year's, 2018 is the year of the canapé. and if you think of it as just... a stack of some kind, with some kind of bread on the bottom and other stuff on top, i mean... lots of things are stacks, right? A pizza is just a giant canapé. A sandwich (at the very least an open-faced one) is a canapé. Eggs Benedict (me) is a canapé. A salad roll......can get out of my house. Too healthy, man. I'm bringing the cholesterol to the table.

[Turnip Head]

why is Long Con a fucking cat

Long Con is at work. I'm Phantom.

Stop being so boring - I'm going to take a nap.

It seems as if Long Con's body has been mentally and physically possessed by some sort of low energy cat-like shadow entity named Phantom. He might actually BE a phantom of another role, Lizzy the devil cat, so we are clearly dealing with supernatural forces.

I think this is most definitely worth looking into moreso on a spiritual level than a mafia one.

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Phantom is inside me now.

[wolbre04]

How I feel being in a game with all this food



This is what I would be if I were food tbh because cooking fails

[wolbre04]

How I feel being in a game with all this food



This is what I would be if I were food tbh because cooking fails

Ft Lizzy covered in the blood of her enemies

[nutella]

My hollandaise brings all the cats to the yard and they're oh god they're licking me why did I decide to be something delicious in a game with so many hungry animals

this game is "cats versus food" but also tommy wiseau is here for some reason and there are balloon animals with saggy manboobs?

[Zephyrus]

Sorry I'm late. I've got exams so I may not be extremely active but I'll try.

I'm a spooky sex cryptid, just to let you all know.

[mention]Lilefer[/mention] Hi Lochlan. I got GIFs a-plenty, don't worry. I'm still struggling to post them sometimes.

[nutella]

the amount that i desperately wish [mention]Dyslexicon[/mention] were playing this game is incalculably huge

[wolbre04]

Sorry I'm late. I've got exams so I may not be extremely active but I'll try.

I'm a spooky sex cryptid, just to let you all know.

@Lilefer Hi Lochlan. I got GIFs a-plenty, don't worry. I'm still struggling to post them sometimes.

Can I wager a guess and say you're the Cock-ness Monster?

[wolbre04]

Sorry this got a bit PG, by cock I meant a rooster

[JaggedJimmyJay]

This is such a lively game. I admire your energy everyone, or at least I would if admiration had any meaning.

[juliets]

I don't have a cat, a dog, a ferret, any balloons, pizza, or canapés. I feel left out. Can Phantom and Lizzy have kittens please?

[Turnip Head]

I don't have a cat, a dog, a ferret, any balloons, pizza, or canapés. I feel left out. Can Phantom and Lizzy have kittens please?

Did you forget to pick a role?

[dunya]

Hi thread. I am Phantom. Greetings to my feline brethren.

If I had picked a food-based role, I would have picked Buffalo chicken wings, or maybe magic mushrooms.



I'll be on and off the computer and random times, playing with a cat's prerogative to be a cat.

Lizzy is 3rd party serial killer.

Thank goodness I'm not 3rd party! Or am I...?

finally, a real cat instead of all these copycats. too bad I hate other cats too, huh?

[dunya]

This is such a lively game. I admire your energy everyone, or at least I would if admiration had any meaning.

the party pooper, everyone. here he is.

[speedchuck]

A cat woke me this morning with a wail of anger. Apologize for your race, cats.

[dunya]

dunya , I see your post here, but I can no longer defend you in mafia games.

good thing dunya isn't playing then, huh? You can and will defend me, Lizzy, for it is every civilian's duty to do so.

And dunya, are you serious about lynching Lilefer for making a joke? Seems a bit jumpy, and harsh for a new player. Let's give him a day, mkay?

I don't joke about Day 0 suspects. It wasn't a joke, either. He chose to say that about wolbre, which assures me wolbre isn't w/w with him or in fact he is, and therefore I have something on lilefer and wolbre I don't have on anyone else. so I'm already keeping tallies. a cat knows who fucked her over.

[dunya]

A cat woke me this morning with a wail of anger. Apologize for your race, cats.

clearly you deserved to be woken up for something you did yesterday, or a year ago.

[juliets]

I don't have a cat, a dog, a ferret, any balloons, pizza, or canapés. I feel left out. Can Phantom and Lizzy have kittens please?

Did you forget to pick a role?

lol no, I'm just not an animal or a foodstuff.

[dunya]

I don't have a cat, a dog, a ferret, any balloons, pizza, or canapés. I feel left out. Can Phantom and Lizzy have kittens please?

Did you forget to pick a role?

lol no, I'm just not an animal or a foodstuff.

You're a silk carpet or some expensive cushion for a settee aren't you?

[dunya]

both of which Lizzy is eager to pounce on.

[JaggedJimmyJay]

It seems so cruel to lynch people, and yet if morality is relative then the universe won’t care. Any action is unpunished by all but the arbitrary confines of society.

[dunya]

It seems so cruel to lynch people, and yet if morality is relative then the universe won’t care. Any action is unpunished by all but the arbitrary confines of society.

are you determinism?