U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Game Over

[JaggedJimmyJay]

It seems so cruel to lynch people, and yet if morality is relative then the universe won’t care. Any action is unpunished by all but the arbitrary confines of society.

are you determinism?

Your guess is relatively close albeit imprecise. I could be determinism though. What’s the difference?

[speedchuck]

A cat woke me this morning with a wail of anger. Apologize for your race, cats.

clearly you deserved to be woken up for something you did yesterday, or a year ago.

He was screaming at the neighbor's cat.

[dunya]

someone give jay some magic mushrooms pronto; he's making me sad kitty

[dunya]

A cat woke me this morning with a wail of anger. Apologize for your race, cats.

clearly you deserved to be woken up for something you did yesterday, or a year ago.

He was screaming at the neighbor's cat.

that's what we want you to think we're doing...but our motive is always to get back at you for an oversight. our beds weren't fluffy enough, our wet food was late, you didn't eat the mice we brought in for you, etc. we keep tabs open.

[dunya]

so jay picked a character where he can smooth sail through the game and not post much because he's either determinism, apathy, depression or some such. lame, jay, lame. where's the self control!?

[Tangrowth]

Hello, everyone! I'm your U-Pick Mafia facilitator. Please do not hesitate to PM me if you are ever feeling frustrated with another player, the game, or just need to talk. That's what I'm here for. Enjoy the game!!

[dunya]

move over sandwiches and pizzas it's all about the canapés people. you know, I've been saying since new year's, 2018 is the year of the canapé. and if you think of it as just... a stack of some kind, with some kind of bread on the bottom and other stuff on top, i mean... lots of things are stacks, right? A pizza is just a giant canapé. A sandwich (at the very least an open-faced one) is a canapé. Eggs Benedict (me) is a canapé. A salad roll......can get out of my house. Too healthy, man. I'm bringing the cholesterol to the table.

not a fan. why couldn't you be a cheese?

[dunya]

Hello, everyone! I'm your U-Pick Mafia facilitator. Please do not hesitate to PM me if you are ever feeling frustrated with another player, the game, or just need to talk. That's what I'm here for. Enjoy the game!!

I'm extremely frustrated at the ratio of cats to food to boobs in this game. what happened to equal representation? fix it, hoomon mod, fix it!

[speedchuck]

A cat woke me this morning with a wail of anger. Apologize for your race, cats.

clearly you deserved to be woken up for something you did yesterday, or a year ago.

He was screaming at the neighbor's cat.

that's what we want you to think we're doing...but our motive is always to get back at you for an oversight. our beds weren't fluffy enough, our wet food was late, you didn't eat the mice we brought in for you, etc. we keep tabs open.

... So you're saying I'm supposed to provide a bed. And wet food.

[juliets]

both of which Lizzy is eager to pounce on.

For Queen Lizzy nothing is too good

[dunya]

A cat woke me this morning with a wail of anger. Apologize for your race, cats.

clearly you deserved to be woken up for something you did yesterday, or a year ago.

He was screaming at the neighbor's cat.

that's what we want you to think we're doing...but our motive is always to get back at you for an oversight. our beds weren't fluffy enough, our wet food was late, you didn't eat the mice we brought in for you, etc. we keep tabs open.

... So you're saying I'm supposed to provide a bed. And wet food.

lizzyfacepalms.jpg

[colonialbob]

move over sandwiches and pizzas it's all about the canapés people. you know, I've been saying since new year's, 2018 is the year of the canapé. and if you think of it as just... a stack of some kind, with some kind of bread on the bottom and other stuff on top, i mean... lots of things are stacks, right? A pizza is just a giant canapé. A sandwich (at the very least an open-faced one) is a canapé. Eggs Benedict (me) is a canapé. A salad roll......can get out of my house. Too healthy, man. I'm bringing the cholesterol to the table.

We go pretty well together let's team up and find the mafia

[juliets]

This is a fun time but I'm off to physical therapy. See you cats later, don't eat all the food.

[dunya]

move over sandwiches and pizzas it's all about the canapés people. you know, I've been saying since new year's, 2018 is the year of the canapé. and if you think of it as just... a stack of some kind, with some kind of bread on the bottom and other stuff on top, i mean... lots of things are stacks, right? A pizza is just a giant canapé. A sandwich (at the very least an open-faced one) is a canapé. Eggs Benedict (me) is a canapé. A salad roll......can get out of my house. Too healthy, man. I'm bringing the cholesterol to the table.

We go pretty well together let's team up and find the mafia

are you coffee? Lizzy thinks coffee is yuck, but tea with milk is great.

Lizzy's human slave loves coffee though. it makes the world go round.

[wolbre04]

Hello, everyone! I'm your U-Pick Mafia facilitator. Please do not hesitate to PM me if you are ever feeling frustrated with another player, the game, or just need to talk. That's what I'm here for. Enjoy the game!!

I'm extremely frustrated at the ratio of cats to food to boobs in this game. what happened to equal representation? fix it, hoomon mod, fix it!

It's a sad day when people aren't willing to play out of shape, has-been rockers

[Long Con]

finally, a real cat instead of all these copycats. too bad I hate other cats too, huh?

*shrug*



Purrhaps JJJ is ennui?

[colonialbob]

move over sandwiches and pizzas it's all about the canapés people. you know, I've been saying since new year's, 2018 is the year of the canapé. and if you think of it as just... a stack of some kind, with some kind of bread on the bottom and other stuff on top, i mean... lots of things are stacks, right? A pizza is just a giant canapé. A sandwich (at the very least an open-faced one) is a canapé. Eggs Benedict (me) is a canapé. A salad roll......can get out of my house. Too healthy, man. I'm bringing the cholesterol to the table.

We go pretty well together let's team up and find the mafia

are you coffee? Lizzy thinks coffee is yuck, but tea with milk is great.

Lizzy's human slave loves coffee though. it makes the world go round.

I'm more specific than that, but essentially yes.

[wolbre04]

Controversial question, what constitutes something being "juice"? Does it have to come a fruit, or can it be any liquid that has been squeezed from something

[dunya]

This is a fun time but I'm off to physical therapy. See you cats later, don't eat all the food.

bye bye lizzy's favorite human!

[wolbre04]

Jay was honorary mafia last game, maybe Mac felt bad and just gave it to him this time

[wolbre04]

I'm taking my ap stats exam now, good luck me man boob brethren and sistren

[dunya]

Jay was honorary mafia last game, maybe Mac felt bad and just gave it to him this time

[Spacedaisy]

I'm here out of country with limited internet until Tuesday.

Wolbre is annoying me and posting to much so I want to lynch him.

I get half credit for lillliferwhatever since I also recruited them.

My role is unfortunately a civ again so if there's any third party cult recruiter type things hmu.

I almost picked trump or Philadelphia. realized right now i should've picked a real life serial killer, but instead picked a famous historical figure with an amazing name. So yeah if we could go back and let me try this again that would be great

dog! good to see you!

[wolbre04]

Jay was honorary mafia last game, maybe Mac felt bad and just gave it to him this time

That wasn't shade that was the T

[Turnip Head]

I'm going to assume it's just been 2 pages of cat pics since I last checked in

[Kylemii]

This is a fun time but I'm off to physical therapy. See you cats later, don't eat all the food.

bye bye lizzy's favorite human!

it's really fucked up how lizzy/dunya's interpretation of Lizzy keeps dunking on dunya like this. :[

[Scotty]

I'm here out of country with limited internet until Tuesday.

Wolbre is annoying me and posting to much so I want to lynch him.

I get half credit for lillliferwhatever since I also recruited them.

My role is unfortunately a civ again so if there's any third party cult recruiter type things hmu.

I almost picked trump or Philadelphia. realized right now i should've picked a real life serial killer, but instead picked a famous historical figure with an amazing name. So yeah if we could go back and let me try this again that would be great

dog! good to see you!

[Kylemii]

has everyone checked in yet? I'm posting from at work don't tell my boss, I'm supposed to be watching training videos

[Scotty]

I wonder if Mac instituted sone yin yang mechanisms with roles. You know, like cats and salad rolls. That, when targeting each other, create an effect? Like a spray bottle for cats or my carnivore dad and salad roll. What are the odds of that?

Now I feel like I ahouldve picked a food item. Or just do a food mafia

[dunya]

This is a fun time but I'm off to physical therapy. See you cats later, don't eat all the food.

bye bye lizzy's favorite human!

it's really fucked up how lizzy/dunya's interpretation of Lizzy keeps dunking on dunya like this. :[

it's ok. she calls me a bitch to her friends behind my back. she had this coming to her.

[Scotty]

has everyone checked in yet? I'm posting from at work don't tell my boss, I'm supposed to be watching training videos

By my calculations:
-coliniscool
-elo
-kenway
-kites
-nova
-sprityo


Might be missing some

[dunya]

My rool is the number 0 by the wah. Super cool stuff over here. If ya wanna be a hero, hang with the zero.

Please no one vig kill me, I haven an awesome role kthnx

Lizzy believes this. Scotty is town imo.

[dunya]

has everyone checked in yet? I'm posting from at work don't tell my boss, I'm supposed to be watching training videos

By my calculations:
-coliniscool
-elo
-kenway
-kites
-nova
-sprityo


Might be missing some

the funny thing about kites is that he checked into the site and saw his role and everything cos he posted in the other job but not here.

calling him scum or 3p right now.

[JaggedJimmyJay]

Many believe the pursuit of purpose can be achieved to satisfaction by manufacturing a unique and personal purpose. I draw comfort from this, fleeting it may be when billions of trillions of stars will never shed their light upon any of us.

[Turnip Head]

This is a fun time but I'm off to physical therapy. See you cats later, don't eat all the food.

bye bye lizzy's favorite human!

it's really fucked up how lizzy/dunya's interpretation of Lizzy keeps dunking on dunya like this. :[

it's ok. she calls me a bitch to her friends behind my back. she had this coming to her.

I turned dunya into a balloon kitty

[JaggedJimmyJay]

I wonder if a non-zero number of people came to the site, saw a role card, then 7 pages of Day 0, and immediately requested replacement.

[dunya]

This is a fun time but I'm off to physical therapy. See you cats later, don't eat all the food.

bye bye lizzy's favorite human!

it's really fucked up how lizzy/dunya's interpretation of Lizzy keeps dunking on dunya like this. :[

it's ok. she calls me a bitch to her friends behind my back. she had this coming to her.

I turned dunya into a balloon kitty

Looks like someone took a shit on Lizzy...

I approve of this representation of a balloon dunya, I guess.

[dunya]

I wonder if a non-zero number of people came to the site, saw a role card, then 7 pages of Day 0, and immediately requested replacement.

who do you mean?

[Kylemii]

idk why you guys picks such obvious things like animals and food items when you could have chosen to finally represent your 17th favorite GameCube game of all time

[Jackofhearts2005]

has everyone checked in yet? I'm posting from at work don't tell my boss, I'm supposed to be watching training videos

Pop quiz!

1) If you find a thumb drive in the parking lot what do you do with it?
2) Who is allowed to clean up blood?
3) Your vendor offers you expensive tickets to the local sports ball game. Can you accept them?

[Turnip Head]

idk why you guys picks such obvious things like animals and food items when you could have chosen to finally represent your 17th favorite GameCube game of all time

dude honestly... some of us like to kick it a lil old school

[Jackofhearts2005]

Important Announcement

I made my first fuck up. But I'm not telling you what it was and I have fixed it already.

If I fucked up anything else let me know.

You fucked up something else but I’m not telling you what.

[Spacedaisy]

My rool is the number 0 by the wah. Super cool stuff over here. If ya wanna be a hero, hang with the zero.

Please no one vig kill me, I haven an awesome role kthnx

Lizzy believes this. Scotty is town imo.

That was the easiest I've ever seen a cat convicted of anything. Did Scotty bribe you with wet cat fool? He apparently keep a huge stock of it in his pentry for when cats take over the world... or so I've heard.

[JaggedJimmyJay]

dunya is scum.

[speedchuck]

dunya is scum.

Jay is scum.

[dunya]

My rool is the number 0 by the wah. Super cool stuff over here. If ya wanna be a hero, hang with the zero.

Please no one vig kill me, I haven an awesome role kthnx

Lizzy believes this. Scotty is town imo.

That was the easiest I've ever seen a cat convicted of anything. Did Scotty bribe you with wet cat fool? He apparently keep a huge stock of it in his pentry for when cats take over the world... or so I've heard.

abort abort she knows too much

[Kylemii]

has everyone checked in yet? I'm posting from at work don't tell my boss, I'm supposed to be watching training videos

Pop quiz!

1) If you find a thumb drive in the parking lot what do you do with it?
2) Who is allowed to clean up blood?
3) Your vendor offers you expensive tickets to the local sports ball game. Can you accept them?

1. ignore it
2. the original owner of the blood
3. what is a vendor in this context?

[JaggedJimmyJay]

dunya is scum.

Jay is scum.

speedchuck is a person.

[dunya]

dunya is scum.

and I thought you were one of the few who could town-read me accurately. I'm kinda upset. Lizzy too.

oh well. it's not meant to be.

[speedchuck]

has everyone checked in yet? I'm posting from at work don't tell my boss, I'm supposed to be watching training videos

Pop quiz!

1) If you find a thumb drive in the parking lot what do you do with it?
2) Who is allowed to clean up blood?
3) Your vendor offers you expensive tickets to the local sports ball game. Can you accept them?

1. Plug it into the nearest computer and see what goodies are on it.
2. The person who bled. He who clot it will blot it.
3. "I don't know, CAN you?"

linki: rip Kyle answered first