U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Game Over

[JaggedJimmyJay]

Why did you stop posting in yellow

I WAS JUST USING IT SPARINGLY TBH

LIKE FOR EMPHahSIS

juliets will love this.

[speedchuck]

wolbre04, if you need specific songs sung just say the word.

Hold the line for a sec. Did I miss a thing? Is Wolbre looking for some kind of old song and dance? I love closed setups, it feels like I'm back in the saddle and ready to get a rollin' wit you guys.

If I have to sing Aerosmith though I'm out.

Is there a band/artist that you would grace with your vocal chords and wind bags?

If it's not gross pickup truck rock like AC/DC or George Thorogood I can give it a go.

You did not just dis the man who drinks alone.
We are done.

[speedchuck]

Changed my vote (and thus the majority) to AOE because I like holding that power.

[dunya]

Changed my vote (and thus the majority) to AOE because I like holding that power.

good, cos I was losing mad respect for you before.

[dunya]

jay going after me, the most vocal in the thread, on day 0....and breaking his monotonous roleplay....is probably civ jay tho.

he probably hated me calling him lame for choosing an easy role that makes one intentionally apathetic to the game. like how he hated me for calling his detective work in seinfeld weak and going after me for it. these little silly things make jay an angry jay bear. it's fun.

No, you felt like you had to abandon your prior attempts to throw shade at me when I was roleplaying after I decided to play the game for real -- and in direct opposition to you.

not really. I wasn't throwing shade at you; I was intentionally provoking you though.

I'm tagging this post cuz I like it ty dunya

what did you like about it?

[Turnip Head]

jay going after me, the most vocal in the thread, on day 0....and breaking his monotonous roleplay....is probably civ jay tho.

he probably hated me calling him lame for choosing an easy role that makes one intentionally apathetic to the game. like how he hated me for calling his detective work in seinfeld weak and going after me for it. these little silly things make jay an angry jay bear. it's fun.

No, you felt like you had to abandon your prior attempts to throw shade at me when I was roleplaying after I decided to play the game for real -- and in direct opposition to you.

not really. I wasn't throwing shade at you; I was intentionally provoking you though.

I'm tagging this post cuz I like it ty dunya

what did you like about it?

oh uh it's a secret k

[Scotty]

Dunya, I don’t knoe how I can trust you in games anymore. All the games I’ve played with you You’ve been badzo. That’s 100%. Can’t fight statistics no sirree

Do you trust me?

I’d say there’s a 50\50 chance.

I don’t know what confidence equates to.

I have confidence that the meter maid will give me a ticket if I don’t move my car outside on Tuesday mornings. Doesn’t mean I wanna take him out to the bar for a drink

I think you understand

await no, are you saying she is good or bad? And how what why

[MacDougall]

Important Announcement

I made my first fuck up. But I'm not telling you what it was and I have fixed it already.

If I fucked up anything else let me know.

You fucked up something else but I’m not telling you what.

Ballsy play considering my stance on mod-kills

[lapluie]

so much jibber jabber about salad tossing & cat paws what is going onnnnnnnnnnn???

[dunya]

so much jibber jabber about salad tossing & cat paws what is going onnnnnnnnnnn???

hey lapluie. it's day 0 fun!

what or who are you?

[speedchuck]

Spoiler: show

Dunya, I don’t knoe how I can trust you in games anymore. All the games I’ve played with you You’ve been badzo. That’s 100%. Can’t fight statistics no sirree

Do you trust me?

I’d say there’s a 50\50 chance.

I don’t know what confidence equates to.

I have confidence that the meter maid will give me a ticket if I don’t move my car outside on Tuesday mornings. Doesn’t mean I wanna take him out to the bar for a drink

I think you understand

await no, are you saying she is good or bad? And how what why

I don't know why you're quibbling over minute details

[Scotty]

Spoiler: show

Do you trust me?

I’d say there’s a 50\50 chance.

I don’t know what confidence equates to.

I have confidence that the meter maid will give me a ticket if I don’t move my car outside on Tuesday mornings. Doesn’t mean I wanna take him out to the bar for a drink

I think you understand

await no, are you saying she is good or bad? And how what why

I don't know why you're quibbling over minute details

You seem to be in the know, and I also wanna be in the knos

[JaggedJimmyJay]

Spoiler: show

I’d say there’s a 50\50 chance.

I don’t know what confidence equates to.

I have confidence that the meter maid will give me a ticket if I don’t move my car outside on Tuesday mornings. Doesn’t mean I wanna take him out to the bar for a drink

I think you understand

await no, are you saying she is good or bad? And how what why

I don't know why you're quibbling over minute details

You seem to be in the know, and I also wanna be in the knos

I know she's bad, so

[speedchuck]

Spoiler: show

I’d say there’s a 50\50 chance.

I don’t know what confidence equates to.

I have confidence that the meter maid will give me a ticket if I don’t move my car outside on Tuesday mornings. Doesn’t mean I wanna take him out to the bar for a drink

I think you understand

await no, are you saying she is good or bad? And how what why

I don't know why you're quibbling over minute details

You seem to be in the know, and I also wanna be in the knos

Dunya != scum

[dunya]

Spoiler: show

I don’t know what confidence equates to.

I have confidence that the meter maid will give me a ticket if I don’t move my car outside on Tuesday mornings. Doesn’t mean I wanna take him out to the bar for a drink

I think you understand

await no, are you saying she is good or bad? And how what why

I don't know why you're quibbling over minute details

You seem to be in the know, and I also wanna be in the knos

I know she's bad, so

man, i can't wait when i get nkd or mislynched just so i can laugh in your face after all that talk.

[JaggedJimmyJay]

Spoiler: show

I don’t know what confidence equates to.

I have confidence that the meter maid will give me a ticket if I don’t move my car outside on Tuesday mornings. Doesn’t mean I wanna take him out to the bar for a drink

I think you understand

await no, are you saying she is good or bad? And how what why

I don't know why you're quibbling over minute details

You seem to be in the know, and I also wanna be in the knos

I know she's bad, so

man, i can't wait when i get nkd or mislynched just so i can laugh in your face after all that talk.

The distance my read moves when dunya makes posts like this: 0

[juliets]

has everyone checked in yet? I'm posting from at work don't tell my boss, I'm supposed to be watching training videos

By my calculations:
-coliniscool
-elo
-kenway
-kites
-nova
-sprityo


Might be missing some

the funny thing about kites is that he checked into the site and saw his role and everything cos he posted in the other job but not here.

calling him scum or 3p right now.

I just finished a game where we tried lynching the low posters and we (civs) got creamed. Funny thing was it turned out the one we DIDN'T lynch, the one who barely showed up to the game until we were 3/4 of the way through, turned out to be bad. So in the end, it was the right thing to do we just picked the wrong ones to do it to.

[dunya]

Spoiler: show

I think you understand

await no, are you saying she is good or bad? And how what why

I don't know why you're quibbling over minute details

You seem to be in the know, and I also wanna be in the knos

I know she's bad, so

man, i can't wait when i get nkd or mislynched just so i can laugh in your face after all that talk.

The distance my read moves when dunya makes posts like this: 0

[Lunalee]

btw im a pinata

prize for the basher lmao

So if we lynch you we get candy? I'm in.

[dunya]

has everyone checked in yet? I'm posting from at work don't tell my boss, I'm supposed to be watching training videos

By my calculations:
-coliniscool
-elo
-kenway
-kites
-nova
-sprityo


Might be missing some

the funny thing about kites is that he checked into the site and saw his role and everything cos he posted in the other job but not here.

calling him scum or 3p right now.

I just finished a game where we tried lynching the low posters and we (civs) got creamed. Funny thing was it turned out the one we DIDN'T lynch, the one who barely showed up to the game until we were 3/4 of the way through, turned out to be bad. So in the end, it was the right thing to do we just picked the wrong ones to do it to.

yeah kites had a legit reason, it was confusing cos there was ancient greece and this one so he didn't see it. but never give no shows a free pass. but don't worry, we have macdougall now. he's gonna modkill for us.

[dunya]

The distance my read moves when dunya makes posts like this: 0

actually, let's get dirty.

point me to the shade I allegedly threw your way. I'm waiting.

[JaggedJimmyJay]

The distance my read moves when dunya makes posts like this: 0

actually, let's get dirty.

point me to the shade I allegedly threw your way. I'm waiting.

This isn't why I suspect you, but here's the shade:

so jay picked a character where he can smooth sail through the game and not post much because he's either determinism, apathy, depression or some such. lame, jay, lame. where's the self control!?

The implication is that I am taking advantage of some kind of roleplay to avoid contribution.

[Scotty]

Spoiler: show

I don’t know what confidence equates to.

I have confidence that the meter maid will give me a ticket if I don’t move my car outside on Tuesday mornings. Doesn’t mean I wanna take him out to the bar for a drink

I think you understand

await no, are you saying she is good or bad? And how what why

I don't know why you're quibbling over minute details

You seem to be in the know, and I also wanna be in the knos

I know she's bad, so

[dunya]

The distance my read moves when dunya makes posts like this: 0

actually, let's get dirty.

point me to the shade I allegedly threw your way. I'm waiting.

This isn't why I suspect you, but here's the shade:

so jay picked a character where he can smooth sail through the game and not post much because he's either determinism, apathy, depression or some such. lame, jay, lame. where's the self control!?

The implication is that I am taking advantage of some kind of roleplay to avoid contribution.

fake news.

I already told wolbre that characters we chose =/= alignment.

try again.

[Marmot]

Hello, everyone! I'm your U-Pick Mafia facilitator. Please do not hesitate to PM me if you are ever feeling frustrated with another player, the game, or just need to talk. That's what I'm here for. Enjoy the game!!

I'm extremely frustrated at the ratio of cats to food to boobs in this game. what happened to equal representation? fix it, hoomon mod, fix it!

And I haven't even achieved my final form yet.

Whoa, like a 100 linki posts.

[JaggedJimmyJay]

fake news.

I already told wolbre that characters we chose =/= alignment.

try again.

That's not what I said. The implication you tried to squeeze into the game is that I am taking advantage of a role which facilitates apathetic roleplay. This doesn't mean the role itself must be mafia, but it does imply that I am using it for cover.

[Scotty]

has everyone checked in yet? I'm posting from at work don't tell my boss, I'm supposed to be watching training videos

By my calculations:
-coliniscool
-elo
-kenway
-kites
-nova
-sprityo


Might be missing some

the funny thing about kites is that he checked into the site and saw his role and everything cos he posted in the other job but not here.

calling him scum or 3p right now.

I just finished a game where we tried lynching the low posters and we (civs) got creamed. Funny thing was it turned out the one we DIDN'T lynch, the one who barely showed up to the game until we were 3/4 of the way through, turned out to be bad. So in the end, it was the right thing to do we just picked the wrong ones to do it to.

If everyone voted no-shows on day 1, thnonk of the number of babies we could save

[Scotty]

Long Con is on both mafia teams. Calling it now.

how do you know there are 2 mafia teams?

[dunya]

fake news.

I already told wolbre that characters we chose =/= alignment.

try again.

That's not what I said. The implication you tried to squeeze into the game is that I am taking advantage of a role which facilitates apathetic roleplay. This doesn't mean the role itself must be mafia, but it does imply that I am using it for cover.

cover for what? if I don't think you're scum, why would I think you'd need a cover? why do you think I'm throwing shade at you, when it's clear I'm provoking you with me "where's the self control?" to imply that you could have controlled how invested you got into the game without a character that is apathetic to a game. why do you think I'm too scared to be direct and have to imply double meanings anywhere? where in my play so far have I appeared to be shy to say what needs saying? you seem to be on the offence because you feel a need to defend.

[dunya]

Long Con is on both mafia teams. Calling it now.

how do you know there are 2 mafia teams?

It's in Mac's OP.

[juliets]

Jay, why exactly do you think dunya is mafia?

[JaggedJimmyJay]

cover for what? if I don't think you're scum, why would I think you'd need a cover? why do you think I'm throwing shade at you, when it's clear I'm provoking you with me "where's the self control?"

No.

why do you think I'm too scared to be direct and have to imply double meanings anywhere? where in my play so far have I appeared to be shy to say what needs saying?

It's not fear or shyness. It's manipulation. You're a player of the game of Mafia and fully capable of such a basic thing.

you seem to be on the offence because you feel a need to defend.

You still don't even know why I suspect you, so this is meaningless.

[Golden]

I'm glad Jay shared my dunya read. It makes me feel more confident.

[Golden]

juliets is actually playing and somehow I missed this.

[Golden]

Long Con is on both mafia teams. Calling it now.

how do you know there are 2 mafia teams?

[Marmot]

Long Con is on both mafia teams. Calling it now.

how do you know there are 2 mafia teams?

It's in the rules on the front page.

[JaggedJimmyJay]

Jay, why exactly do you think dunya is mafia?

Initially it was her gleeful inflation of her post count within the spamapalooza which opened this game. She's extremely conscious of that count and will do what she must to push it up for appearances. She did it during the draft period of Fire Emblem.

Her responses to my attacks have made it worse.

[Scotty]

I can read I swear.

Carry on, sorry Marmot friend

[juliets]

juliets is actually playing and somehow I missed this.

lol, yes I have been playing around in here today until I asked JJJ about dunya. Also, since you share his read what are you seeing? I see normal civ dunya. Is there a mafia tell that I'm missing?

linki: Jay was "draft period" some kind of introductory period in FE? And I take it she was mafia there? It seems like she posts A LOT when she's civ too.

[Kites]

btw im a pinata

prize for the basher lmao

So if we lynch you we get candy? I'm in.

whoa there no sharing bois and girls
tis a private treat

[Marmot]

I can read I swear.

Carry on, sorry Marmot friend

This reminds me of a closed game where I intentionally tried to scumslip by saying the same sorta thing... And no one noticed except for Scotty.

[JaggedJimmyJay]

linki: Jay was "draft period" some kind of introductory period in FE? And I take it she was mafia there? It seems like she posts A LOT when she's civ too.

The draft occurred before the official "start" of FE. It featured a great deal of mechanical and irrelevant babble which had no bearing on alignment. She took off from that point with considerable mechanical focus that I should have hammered on at the time and did not. She was mafia in that game.

She posts a lot regardless of alignment. The content of those posts is important though, and her consciousness of where she ranks. When she is bad she will post whatever she must to climb that list. As a civilian it just happens by default. This is something I know well because I do it too.

[Marmot]

Oh never mind, it was Matt who caught me, not Scotty.

Carry on fellow players.

[Golden]

juliets is actually playing and somehow I missed this.

lol, yes I have been playing around in here today until I asked JJJ about dunya. Also, since you share his read what are you seeing? I see normal civ dunya. Is there a mafia tell that I'm missing?

linki: Jay was "draft period" some kind of introductory period in FE? And I take it she was mafia there? It seems like she posts A LOT when she's civ too.

I don't know what 'normal civ dunya' looks like, I'm just gut feeling it based on her early posting.

[Kylemii]

a couple thoughts

1. I've been townreading dunya thus far because of her eagerness in jumping into the game, but I'm interested in seeing how this episode of "jay and dunya fight each other on day 0" goes.

2. getting jester-like vibes from kites, his role claim is nonsense. why would anyone claim what he claimed unless they personally benefitted from dying somehow

[juliets]

linki: Jay was "draft period" some kind of introductory period in FE? And I take it she was mafia there? It seems like she posts A LOT when she's civ too.

The draft occurred before the official "start" of FE. It featured a great deal of mechanical and irrelevant babble which had no bearing on alignment. She took off from that point with considerable mechanical focus that I should have hammered on at the time and did not. She was mafia in that game.

She posts a lot regardless of alignment. The content of those posts is important though, and her consciousness of where she ranks. When she is bad she will post whatever she must to climb that list. As a civilian it just happens by default. This is something I know well because I do it too.

Thanks and forgive me if this seems like I'm giving you the third degree on Day 0 I'm just trying to make sure I understand - where did you see evidence of her consciousness of where she ranks?

[dunya]

I'm glad Jay shared my dunya read. It makes me feel more confident.

[Zephyrus]

@Zephyrus Tell me about your self/childhood/role/breakfast

Self:


Childhood: [REDACTED] (my lawyer said not to disclose any information regarding my childhood)

Breakfast: Toast, jam, and nightmares.

Role: It's a spooky sex cryptid. I can post a picture if that helps but you'll either find it extremely distressing or extremely bewitching - and I can't be held responsible in either case.

[JaggedJimmyJay]

Thanks and forgive me if this seems like I'm giving you the third degree on Day 0 I'm just trying to make sure I understand - where did you see evidence of her consciousness of where she ranks?

Concerted effort to respond to every post in the thread no matter how irrelevant.

[Kylemii]

[mention]Zephyrus[/mention] how 'bout ur mafia history?