U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Game Over

[Jackofhearts2005]

has everyone checked in yet? I'm posting from at work don't tell my boss, I'm supposed to be watching training videos

Pop quiz!

1) If you find a thumb drive in the parking lot what do you do with it?
2) Who is allowed to clean up blood?
3) Your vendor offers you expensive tickets to the local sports ball game. Can you accept them?

1. ignore it
2. the original owner of the blood
3. what is a vendor in this context?

Like a guy you can’t take sports ball tickets from cause it would be or appear to be a bribe.

i don't understand the scenario, because i don't hold any power position of any kind so there wouldn't be any real legal issue to accepting tickets from a stranger... I think? but at the same time i don't even want sports ball tickets so id probably say no, since accepting kindness from complete strangers is dangerous.

but the question isn't "should" or "would" I accept the tickets, it's "can" to which the answer would be "yes, i can do whatever i want"

Wrong.

Go watch more training videos.

[nutella]

Screw anyone who dislikes breakfast. If townies dislike breakfast, I'm changing alignments.

Hey there I'm breakfast and I'm town so everything should be just fine.

[Jackofhearts2005]

I've never seen @colonialbob shitpost this much without 1 even slightly game related post. I'm bewildered and feeling uncomfortable.

You’re being paranoid.

[speedchuck]

Screw anyone who dislikes breakfast. If townies dislike breakfast, I'm changing alignments.

From one mafia to the other?

(This is called scumhunting and despite recent events, I’m probably good at it. Top ranked, you could even say.)

I'm pretty sure your scumhunting has devolved to "assume speedchuck is scum and be right 80% of the time."

[nutella]

Hmm after some thinking/thread development I'm more inclined to think dunya is town and JJJ less so. Still subject to change though.

[Golden]

I've never seen @colonialbob shitpost this much without 1 even slightly game related post. I'm bewildered and feeling uncomfortable.

You’re being paranoid.

Or, she’s been trying to control the narrative.

[nutella]

[mention]JaggedJimmyJay[/mention], I know we disagree on most food opinions and that you particularly dislike sauces. You probably have some bullshit dislike of eggs benedict/hollandaise and for that you must burn unless you convince me otherwise. Bow down before the supreme brunch dish .

[Kylemii]

has everyone checked in yet? I'm posting from at work don't tell my boss, I'm supposed to be watching training videos

Pop quiz!

1) If you find a thumb drive in the parking lot what do you do with it?
2) Who is allowed to clean up blood?
3) Your vendor offers you expensive tickets to the local sports ball game. Can you accept them?

1. ignore it
2. the original owner of the blood
3. what is a vendor in this context?

Like a guy you can’t take sports ball tickets from cause it would be or appear to be a bribe.

i don't understand the scenario, because i don't hold any power position of any kind so there wouldn't be any real legal issue to accepting tickets from a stranger... I think? but at the same time i don't even want sports ball tickets so id probably say no, since accepting kindness from complete strangers is dangerous.

but the question isn't "should" or "would" I accept the tickets, it's "can" to which the answer would be "yes, i can do whatever i want"

Wrong.

Go watch more training videos.

1. if i find a thumb drive in the parking lot i will bring it inside, and put it aside with a note in case someone comes looking for it. i will also notify a manager
2. only a manager on duty can deal with blood or other bodily fluids. if such a mess occurs, i will warn customers away from the area and notify a manager or supervisor.
3. i would not accept the tickets under any circumstances while on duty

[JaggedJimmyJay]

Hmm after some thinking/thread development I'm more inclined to think dunya is town and JJJ less so. Still subject to change though.

fake

[JaggedJimmyJay]

@JaggedJimmyJay, I know we disagree on most food opinions and that you particularly dislike sauces. You probably have some bullshit dislike of eggs benedict/hollandaise and for that you must burn unless you convince me otherwise. Bow down before the supreme brunch dish .

I don't actually know what those are beyond words people say. If they're goop they probably suck.

[Jackofhearts2005]

Screw anyone who dislikes breakfast. If townies dislike breakfast, I'm changing alignments.

From one mafia to the other?

(This is called scumhunting and despite recent events, I’m probably good at it. Top ranked, you could even say.)

I'm pretty sure your scumhunting has devolved to "assume speedchuck is scum and be right 80% of the time."

*shrug*

Maybe.

[Jackofhearts2005]

Hmm after some thinking/thread development I'm more inclined to think dunya is town and JJJ less so. Still subject to change though.

Yeah, let’s lynch Jay.

I don’t get lynched except when Jay is involved.

[nutella]

Not fake and go try it asap.

[insertnamehere]

has everyone checked in yet? I'm posting from at work don't tell my boss, I'm supposed to be watching training videos

By my calculations:
-coliniscool
-elo
-kenway
-kites
-nova
-sprityo


Might be missing some

the funny thing about kites is that he checked into the site and saw his role and everything cos he posted in the other job but not here.

calling him scum or 3p right now.

I just finished a game where we tried lynching the low posters and we (civs) got creamed. Funny thing was it turned out the one we DIDN'T lynch, the one who barely showed up to the game until we were 3/4 of the way through, turned out to be bad. So in the end, it was the right thing to do we just picked the wrong ones to do it to.

[ColinIsCool]

You people are insane. But I’m more insane for thinking that JJJ vs. dunya is mafia on mafia.

[insertnamehere]

me when this thread's already 11 pages long

[Kylemii]

Hmm after some thinking/thread development I'm more inclined to think dunya is town and JJJ less so. Still subject to change though.

tell me why

[juliets]

has everyone checked in yet? I'm posting from at work don't tell my boss, I'm supposed to be watching training videos

By my calculations:
-coliniscool
-elo
-kenway
-kites
-nova
-sprityo


Might be missing some

the funny thing about kites is that he checked into the site and saw his role and everything cos he posted in the other job but not here.

calling him scum or 3p right now.

I just finished a game where we tried lynching the low posters and we (civs) got creamed. Funny thing was it turned out the one we DIDN'T lynch, the one who barely showed up to the game until we were 3/4 of the way through, turned out to be bad. So in the end, it was the right thing to do we just picked the wrong ones to do it to.

Yes, you were cleverly disarming when you did show up. It was good play, hats off to you.

[colonialbob]

Spoiler: show

await no, are you saying she is good or bad? And how what why

I don't know why you're quibbling over minute details

You seem to be in the know, and I also wanna be in the knos

Dunya != scum

Somebody else who uses != instead of the horrible awful no good very bad =/= !!!

Since @nutella callously disregarded my invitation of friendship, want to supateam and catch mafia together?

What the heck is a =/=? Looks like a broken leg bone.

Nooooooo, no broken leg talk in the game!

[juliets]

You people are insane. But I’m more insane for thinking that JJJ vs. dunya is mafia on mafia.

What do you see that tells you this?

[Spacedaisy]

What is sportsball?

this nerd doesn't even know what sportsball is

Game over, TH just won it with this post.

[mention]dunya[/mention] you never explained why you said Scotty was town. Please explain

[wolbre04]

idk why you guys picks such obvious things like animals and food items when you could have chosen to finally represent your 17th favorite GameCube game of all time

Yeah well someone else here is a boob so tell me who you are.

@wolbre04, if you need specific songs sung just say the word.

How is your ABBA

wolbre04, if you need specific songs sung just say the word.

Hold the line for a sec. Did I miss a thing? Is Wolbre looking for some kind of old song and dance? I love closed setups, it feels like I'm back in the saddle and ready to get a rollin' wit you guys.

Oh my god

I'm actually gonna hold off on this task for now in pursuit of other ones or I'll get distracted

[Kylemii]

idk why you guys picks such obvious things like animals and food items when you could have chosen to finally represent your 17th favorite GameCube game of all time

Yeah well someone else here is a boob so tell me who you are.

i'm Mario Party 6 and not a boob of any kind

[dunya]

I've never seen @colonialbob shitpost this much without 1 even slightly game related post. I'm bewildered and feeling uncomfortable.

You’re being paranoid.

Or, she’s been trying to control the narrative.

and what am I doing with the narrative atm?

you really are obsessed with me; out of your 24 posts 13 are all about me/Lizzy.

[MacDougall]

Good morning friendos.

[dunya]

Hmm after some thinking/thread development I'm more inclined to think dunya is town and JJJ less so. Still subject to change though.

hahaha. and something else that's funny, cos you only have 10 posts yet, but you also did another little scumtell here within those 10 posts that you were guilty of in The Search for Quin and FE. you're a rotten egg.

[Golden]

I've never seen @colonialbob shitpost this much without 1 even slightly game related post. I'm bewildered and feeling uncomfortable.

You’re being paranoid.

Or, she’s been trying to control the narrative.

and what am I doing with the narrative atm?

you really are obsessed with me; out of your 24 posts 13 are all about me/Lizzy.

Translation:

"How am I controllilng the narrative?

Let me do it a bit further."

[dunya]

@dunya you never explained why you said Scotty was town. Please explain

I felt his plea to not be "vigged cos he has an awesome role" authentic. in retrospect, perhaps I should be concerned he said vigged and not nkd. eh, scotty is oddly suspicious by nature. in ancient greece, I knew he wasn't scum but had doubts about him myself sometimes. I'll give him the benefit of the doubt and a green town pass for now.

[juliets]

Hmm after some thinking/thread development I'm more inclined to think dunya is town and JJJ less so. Still subject to change though.

hahaha. and something else that's funny, cos you only have 10 posts yet, but you also did another little scumtell here within those 10 posts that you were guilty of in The Search for Quin and FE. you're a rotten egg.

geez dunya how do you remember little details of those past games? I only tend to remember what's fresh in my mind or something that really made an impact on me. What did she do here that she has done before?

[dunya]

I've never seen @colonialbob shitpost this much without 1 even slightly game related post. I'm bewildered and feeling uncomfortable.

You’re being paranoid.

Or, she’s been trying to control the narrative.

and what am I doing with the narrative atm?

you really are obsessed with me; out of your 24 posts 13 are all about me/Lizzy.

Translation:

"How am I controllilng the narrative?

Let me do it a bit further."

this is the most boring conversation I've had yet. big yawn. snooze fest. lots of omgussing.

I think I'd rather groom myself.

[nutella]

Hmm after some thinking/thread development I'm more inclined to think dunya is town and JJJ less so. Still subject to change though.

hahaha. and something else that's funny, cos you only have 10 posts yet, but you also did another little scumtell here within those 10 posts that you were guilty of in The Search for Quin and FE. you're a rotten egg.

sorry what? whatever you're seeing, I'm not scum

[Jackofhearts2005]

Who should I daykill you guys?

Wolbre and....

[dunya]

Hmm after some thinking/thread development I'm more inclined to think dunya is town and JJJ less so. Still subject to change though.

hahaha. and something else that's funny, cos you only have 10 posts yet, but you also did another little scumtell here within those 10 posts that you were guilty of in The Search for Quin and FE. you're a rotten egg.

geez dunya how do you remember little details of those past games? I only tend to remember what's fresh in my mind or something that really made an impact on me. What did she do here that she has done before?

I revisited both games a little while ago, tbf, and also Mountains Mafia to refresh my memory. I'll tell you after the game.

[dunya]

Who should I daykill you guys?

Wolbre and....

I want wolbre's friend out first. Golden and Quin too. of course nutella if you can. I'm on the fence about cbob for now.

you're welcome.

[dunya]

I feel good about Kyle's contributions. I was worried he'd be burned out, but I feel like I have the real Kyle here with us atm.

[Turnip Head]

@JaggedJimmyJay, I know we disagree on most food opinions and that you particularly dislike sauces. You probably have some bullshit dislike of eggs benedict/hollandaise and for that you must burn unless you convince me otherwise. Bow down before the supreme brunch dish .

I don't actually know what those are beyond words people say. If they're goop they probably suck.

Jay is scum.

[Quin]

I think we should lynch dunya because I came into this game trying to get town read for my ego and she's already shitting in my corn flakes.

[wolbre04]

Who should I daykill you guys?

Wolbre and....

I want wolbre's friend out first. Golden and Quin too. of course nutella if you can. I'm on the fence about cbob for now.

you're welcome.

Why are you killing me ffs I'm a breast leave me be

[Quin]

Also I'm not here today.

[Kylemii]

I feel good about Kyle's contributions. I was worried he'd be burned out, but I feel like I have the real Kyle here with us atm.

Not Burnout. :\ Mario Party 6.

[juliets]

Also I'm not here today.

But...you are

[dunya]

I think we should lynch dunya because I came into this game trying to get town read for my ego and she's already shitting in my corn flakes.

why are you trying to get town read?

also, your cornflakes resemble my litter box.

[Jackofhearts2005]

Who should I daykill you guys?

Wolbre and....

I want wolbre's friend out first. Golden and Quin too. of course nutella if you can. I'm on the fence about cbob for now.

you're welcome.

Why are you killing me ffs I'm a breast leave me be

Time to die....mongrel.

[Jackofhearts2005]

Oh wait. It’s day 0. I can’t kill anybody yet.

[Turnip Head]

I feel good about Kyle's contributions. I was worried he'd be burned out, but I feel like I have the real Kyle here with us atm.

Not Burnout. :\ Mario Party 6.

I know you're up to something whimsical, this is me biting early.

[Golden]

Jack

Would you prefer to daykill mafia or town?

[Golden]

I think we should lynch dunya because I came into this game trying to get town read for my ego and she's already shitting in my corn flakes.

why are you trying to get town read?

Why shouldn't he?

It's not just you, quin. She's trying to shit on anyone being town read. She doesn't want a town core to develop.

[Kylemii]

I feel good about Kyle's contributions. I was worried he'd be burned out, but I feel like I have the real Kyle here with us atm.

Not Burnout. :\ Mario Party 6.

I know you're up to something whimsical, this is me biting early.

Turnip Head... do you want to play a game?

[dunya]

I think we should lynch dunya because I came into this game trying to get town read for my ego and she's already shitting in my corn flakes.

why are you trying to get town read?

Why shouldn't he?

It's not just you, quin. She's trying to shit on anyone being town read. She doesn't want a town core to develop.

fake news. how many town reads have you given? how many have i given?

try harder.

[dunya]

I feel good about Kyle's contributions. I was worried he'd be burned out, but I feel like I have the real Kyle here with us atm.

Not Burnout. :\ Mario Party 6.

I know you're up to something whimsical, this is me biting early.

Turnip Head... do you want to play a game?

can I play, too? :o