U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Game Over

[JaggedJimmyJay]

[mention]sprityo[/mention] is 0 for 16 at the plate. None of those posts do anything.

[Golden]

@sprityo is 0 for 16 at the plate. None of those posts do anything.

[Sloonei]

I daresay it’s better than yours!

Then you daresay nonsense, because it sure as hell isn't. Your Depends are loaded right now.

Humbug!

[Jackofhearts2005]

Alternative response:

[VOTE: JaggedJimmyJay] aubergine

It's not happening. Enough people have seen the obvious to this point and I will be playing on Night 2.

You're present in a poll of 8, and your immediate decision is to engage in foolery and nonsense. Is this vote more than that? Have you given any indicator that it might be? Are you issuing a challenge because ego is the pertinent concern and hunting for any mafia members among the eight is lower on the priority ladder?

Consider these questions while you get a shower. Damn yo butt stank.

[Jackofhearts2005]

Look, we're going to mislynch Jimmy eventually after Ass Class. Might as well be today.

[Jackofhearts2005]

I don't want to hear any complaints from Jimmy about how this isn't helpful.

You spent 24 hours discussing if 3 lynches were better than 1, getting fuck and all done.

[JaggedJimmyJay]

To my memory, which I grant may be faulty, I recall more solving effort from Lilefer than any in the following group:

sprityo
Sloonei
Jackofhearts2005

That's not to say Lilefer has done much. I really only recall one thing (their poking of wolbre). I recall zero things for the three above. The latter two especially are not players who waste dozens of posts without an infusion of effort. I am critical of them. They are criticized.

[JaggedJimmyJay]

I don't want to hear any complaints from Jimmy about how this isn't helpful.

You spent 24 hours discussing if 3 lynches were better than 1, getting fuck and all done.

"No you're not helpful neener neener, you can't complain" is not hunting. You're wasting thread space.

This isn't a complaint. I am calling you bad. Your alignment as much as your stench.

[Jackofhearts2005]

To my memory, which I grant may be faulty, I recall more solving effort from Lilefer than any in the following group:

sprityo
Sloonei
Jackofhearts2005

That's not to say Lilefer has done much. I really only recall one thing (their poking of wolbre). I recall zero things for the three above. The latter two especially are not players who waste dozens of posts without an infusion of effort. I am critical of them. They are criticized.

I have lots of effort in this game. It's just not effort you like.

[Jackofhearts2005]

I don't want to hear any complaints from Jimmy about how this isn't helpful.

You spent 24 hours discussing if 3 lynches were better than 1, getting fuck and all done.

"No you're not helpful neener neener, you can't complain" is not hunting. You're wasting thread space.

This isn't a complaint. I am calling you bad. Your alignment as much as your stench.

Well...I'm mostly just complaining about you.

[Jackofhearts2005]

But I'm gonna leave my vote on you anyway cause

[Jackofhearts2005]

(Sorry for losing the roleplay. That's the downside of roleplaying a character who is literally only arrogantly angry or arrogantly dismissive. Sometimes, I wanna be dismissive in a less aggressive way.)

[JaggedJimmyJay]

Hey guys I'm a survivor role. Don't lynch me.

I also have the ability to bring some of the vanished players back which could be useful to town.

My initial reaction to this is one of concern. This came one literal minute after Colin posted a huge ISO and vote on DDL. I am also being asked to believe that DDL made nearly 100 posts without even knowing what he is playing for.

This is a game which by design encourages tomfoolery and shenanigans -- including silly fake claims, WIFOMs, and why the hell nots. DDL, you are a terrible soccer player.

[Jackofhearts2005]

Dude. Too soon.

[Jackofhearts2005]

[mention]JaggedJimmyJay[/mention]

Come back. I’m not finished with you yet!

[JaggedJimmyJay]

@JaggedJimmyJay

Come back. I’m not finished with you yet!

I am not convinced you ever started with me. This conversation has been one-sided. What is it, then?

Separately, you have a really poor understanding of silverware etiquette.

[Jackofhearts2005]

@JaggedJimmyJay

Come back. I’m not finished with you yet!

I am not convinced you ever started with me. This conversation has been one-sided. What is it, then?

Separately, you have a really poor understanding of silverware etiquette.

Golden’s curse is way funnier than yours.

[JaggedJimmyJay]

what else you got?

You don't need to concern yourself with that. Do things. You have 150some posts and maybe 15-20% of them feature hunting. The rest are defensive or spam. Go to work and I'll observe.

This right here feels scummy. Jay takes a "judgement seat" role with dunya, and it looks very strongly like a defensive move. I don't like it. [VOTE: JaggedJimmyJay] aubergine

I think Luna's attack on me looks authentic, at least in that I can understand why she'd have this perspective. She doesn't know my play as well as many and I come across a certain way to people in that position.

I grant that the value of authenticity is limited with two mafia teams.

[JaggedJimmyJay]

She can't use a weed-wacker to save her life though.

[Sloonei]

To my memory, which I grant may be faulty, I recall more solving effort from Lilefer than any in the following group:

sprityo
Sloonei
Jackofhearts2005

That's not to say Lilefer has done much. I really only recall one thing (their poking of wolbre). I recall zero things for the three above. The latter two especially are not players who waste dozens of posts without an infusion of effort. I am critical of them. They are criticized.

I’m an old woman! My days if heavy lifting are in the past. You young bucks can handle it. I’m just here to make sure the kiddies play nice and don’t muck it up like they always do.

[Jackofhearts2005]

She can't use a weed-wacker to save her life though.

A mod spanking probably counts as a vote and I’m a quintople voter so maybe you should find a way to be nicer to me in spite of your curse.

[JaggedJimmyJay]

I’m an old woman! My days if heavy lifting are in the past. You young bucks can handle it. I’m just here to make sure the kiddies play nice and don’t muck it up like they always do.

And some part of that effort to make the kiddies play nice involves voting for JaggedJimmyJay?

Your approach is bad, grandma. It's just bad.

[JaggedJimmyJay]

She can't use a weed-wacker to save her life though.

A mod spanking probably counts as a vote and I’m a quintople voter so maybe you should find a way to be nicer to me in spite of your curse.

[VOTE: Jackofhearts2005] aubergine

The Code of Hammurabi is better, mfer. If that doesn't qualify, you're a poophead.

[Jackofhearts2005]

She can't use a weed-wacker to save her life though.

A mod spanking probably counts as a vote and I’m a quintople voter so maybe you should find a way to be nicer to me in spite of your curse.

[VOTE: Jackofhearts2005] aubergine

The Code of Hammurabi is better, mfer. If that doesn't qualify, you're a poophead.

There. Don’t you feel better now?

[Jackofhearts2005]

I take back what I said about the curse.

I feel like I’m really getting a rise out of Jay, even though I’m probably not. It’s very satisfying and you should all try it.

[Sloonei]

I’m an old woman! My days if heavy lifting are in the past. You young bucks can handle it. I’m just here to make sure the kiddies play nice and don’t muck it up like they always do.

And some part of that effort to make the kiddies play nice involves voting for JaggedJimmyJay?

Your approach is bad, grandma. It's just bad.

I told you to respect your elders!

[JaggedJimmyJay]

I didn't like Scotty's night phase posts. There's something awkward about this:

I’m 4 pages behind but got to the part where golden said he wrote the poll.

So?

This changes nothing to me. Why did everyone switch to randomville 8 card monty? THATS sparked my interest. You people really are relinquishing putting fate in your own hands, and honestly am shaking my head that golden or whoever talked you out of option 6.

He told us that he boobytrapped 6. I'm not risking it.

Oh, is that what he meant? I thought he just made it as a throwaway option even though it’s a great option.

What the fuck @Golden ? If it’s boobytrapped, why on earth would you make that such an enticing option? And no, it’s bullshit if you didn’t expext people to find it appealing

scotty and nutella come worst out of the 'option 6' debacle. Possibly wolbre.

That didnt answer my question but ok.

I think you look bad, regardless of your lynch posting claim.

We have a hardline stance against Golden.

Lol I just caught a glance of your sig where Canucklehead says civ golden is a hurricane of self-assurance. This seems awfully close to that

Why does Scotty care about a signature quote?

But then I don’t wanna run thru civ metas as the North Star so I’m sticking to thinking you’re bad

Sticking to it.

scotty and nutella come worst out of the 'option 6' debacle. Possibly wolbre.

That didnt answer my question but ok.

I think you look bad, regardless of your lynch posting claim.

You've never engaged with me or my content in any meaningful way, so how you think I look is uninformed at best. It's still pretty much based on a reaction to a single post that didn't say what you claim, and then relying on second hand accounts of what I've been saying without reading it.

Yep, I won’t deny I’m mostly uninformed on half the game- I still have yet to read probably 20 pages or some shit. If I actually stop to think about it, and now assuming you boobytrapped option 6, I can see the blatant delegation from a civ perspective. Maybe I’m hasty in calling you bad.

And... yikes. This post is a great depiction of this emoji:



I see a decisive effort to go after a loud player, a realization that it isn't going to work, and this hah hah hah well I guess maybe not HAH HAH HAH woopsie post is ugly.

[Jackofhearts2005]

Jimmy, you’re supposed to be focused. That’s the whole reason we chose this wrong option.

[JaggedJimmyJay]

Jimmy, you’re supposed to be focused. That’s the whole reason we chose this wrong option.

What you've just said is incorrect. You are criticized.

I can't vote for Scotty, but I can talk about him all I like.

[Sloonei]

[VOTE: sprityo] aubergine JaggedJimmyJay is a very good boy!

[sprityo]

[VOTE: sprityo] aubergine JaggedJimmyJay is a very good boy!

Bop it.

Twist it.

Hands off Grandma, or suffer my wrath

Bop it.

[sprityo]

Bop it.

Oh right I should put all my eggs into a basket before I start:

[VOTE: JaggedJimmyJay] aubergine

Bop it.

[Jackofhearts2005]

Bop it.

Oh right I should put all my eggs into a basket before I start:

[VOTE: JaggedJimmyJay] aubergine

Bop it.

Twist it.

[Dragon D. Luffy]

I would have claimed on day 1 if I could but I didnt have a role yet. I just received it.

you received your role on day 2?

I believe this. I don't necessarily believe the alignment claim.

why?

is this like in ass class where you believed something quickly or different?

More like some dealings of my own with the host in this game lead me to understand that he really slapped it together, and that loose ends needed tying up even after the game had started. I mean, that's really late to be getting his role though. DDL, why wouldn't you prompt Mac for your role during Night 1?

He had already said the role would be delayed, why should I pester him for it?

[Dragon D. Luffy]

Hey guys I'm a survivor role. Don't lynch me.

I also have the ability to bring some of the vanished players back which could be useful to town.

My initial reaction to this is one of concern. This came one literal minute after Colin posted a huge ISO and vote on DDL. I am also being asked to believe that DDL made nearly 100 posts without even knowing what he is playing for.

This is a game which by design encourages tomfoolery and shenanigans -- including silly fake claims, WIFOMs, and why the hell nots. DDL, you are a terrible soccer player.

My plan was to play like a civ on day 1. If I got a civ role, no problem. If I got a baddie, I'd shut up about it and reap the benefits of being legit uninformed for a while.

Well that plan didn't work much, since people started voting menin droves in day 2. But getting a survivor role went against it too. A survivor should claim asap. So I did the most obvious thing and claimed.

[Dragon D. Luffy]

I'm claiming now because from experience civs leave survivors alone 90% of the time. And so does mafia. Both things are important.

Well I need to release a certain number of vanished people in order to win, so if you leave me alone I will do exactly that.

What else can you tell us about the vanishing?

I have no idea what the source of it is. But I know it doesn't affect just civs, because my wincon specifically asks me to release civs. I have to guess correctly which ones among the vanished people are civs. My guess is that it's probably another indie doing it.

[Dragon D. Luffy]

That said I dont have an ability that reads the alignment of the vanished people.

[colonialbob]

I'm claiming now because from experience civs leave survivors alone 90% of the time. And so does mafia. Both things are important.

Well I need to release a certain number of vanished people in order to win, so if you leave me alone I will do exactly that.

What else can you tell us about the vanishing?

I have no idea what the source of it is. But I know it doesn't affect just civs, because my wincon specifically asks me to release civs. I have to guess correctly which ones among the vanished people are civs. My guess is that it's probably another indie doing it.

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[Jackofhearts2005]

Hey guys I'm a survivor role. Don't lynch me.

I also have the ability to bring some of the vanished players back which could be useful to town.

My initial reaction to this is one of concern. This came one literal minute after Colin posted a huge ISO and vote on DDL. I am also being asked to believe that DDL made nearly 100 posts without even knowing what he is playing for.

This is a game which by design encourages tomfoolery and shenanigans -- including silly fake claims, WIFOMs, and why the hell nots. DDL, you are a terrible soccer player.

My plan was to play like a civ on day 1. If I got a civ role, no problem. If I got a baddie, I'd shut up about it and reap the benefits of being legit uninformed for a while.

Well that plan didn't work much, since people started voting menin droves in day 2. But getting a survivor role went against it too. A survivor should claim asap. So I did the most obvious thing and claimed.

A survivor shouldn’t claim ASAP.

The most useful thing most survivors can do for the town is to take a nightkill for them. By claiming early, a survivor removed this possibility and sets up a scenario where the town will take a nightkill for the survivor instead now that the scum knows not to shoot the survivor, which hurts the town.

Additionally, it is known that survivors are scum at mylo and mafia can false claim survivor.

The correct townie response to an early survivor claim (unless the survivor claims something like rezzer) is to lynch the player who claimed survivor.

[Elohcin]

Hey guys I'm a survivor role. Don't lynch me.

I also have the ability to bring some of the vanished players back which could be useful to town.

What is a survivor role?

[Elohcin]

Yes.

So far I was playing the game without knowing if I was civ or bad.

Turns out Im 3p.

This makes me think it took DDL longer to get his pick in and therefore longer for Mac to write his role. It makes sense he is 3P so that it doesn't mess up the balance of the game. I believe him.

[Jackofhearts2005]

Hey guys I'm a survivor role. Don't lynch me.

I also have the ability to bring some of the vanished players back which could be useful to town.

What is a survivor role?

A survivor is a 3P who wins by surviving the whole game without being killed or lynched.

DDL is claiming something slightly different, hence the machine’s objection.

[Jackofhearts2005]

Yes.

So far I was playing the game without knowing if I was civ or bad.

Turns out Im 3p.

This makes me think it took DDL longer to get his pick in and therefore longer for Mac to write his role. It makes sense he is 3P so that it doesn't mess up the balance of the game. I believe him.

But doesn’t he? He’s claiming rezzer, essentially. That’s a major balance shift.

[Jackofhearts2005]

It would make more sense as a last min addition if DDL was responsible for the disappearances to begin with.

[Elohcin]

I really disliked that second option. Nobody here is someone I wanted to hit out of the park.

I agree with this. It will be a difficult decision.

And...when does the fucking poll end? I cannot dealt without a deadline on the poll.

[Dragon D. Luffy]

I'm claiming now because from experience civs leave survivors alone 90% of the time. And so does mafia. Both things are important.

Well I need to release a certain number of vanished people in order to win, so if you leave me alone I will do exactly that.

What else can you tell us about the vanishing?

I have no idea what the source of it is. But I know it doesn't affect just civs, because my wincon specifically asks me to release civs. I have to guess correctly which ones among the vanished people are civs. My guess is that it's probably another indie doing it.

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Double wincon. I need to free three civs to receive the survivor wincon. If the game ended today I'd lose.

[Elohcin]

Wow, a lot has happened. I think the narrowed poll was a good outcome. It will force us to carefully consider each player, and make a well-informed lynch.
@nutella , why am I at the bottom of your rainbow list?

and what if none of you are bad. then what? this was a stupid option. yeah, I said it....stupid.

[Elohcin]

coma?

She can hear us but she cannot speak or move?

[Dragon D. Luffy]

Hey guys I'm a survivor role. Don't lynch me.

I also have the ability to bring some of the vanished players back which could be useful to town.

My initial reaction to this is one of concern. This came one literal minute after Colin posted a huge ISO and vote on DDL. I am also being asked to believe that DDL made nearly 100 posts without even knowing what he is playing for.

This is a game which by design encourages tomfoolery and shenanigans -- including silly fake claims, WIFOMs, and why the hell nots. DDL, you are a terrible soccer player.

My plan was to play like a civ on day 1. If I got a civ role, no problem. If I got a baddie, I'd shut up about it and reap the benefits of being legit uninformed for a while.

Well that plan didn't work much, since people started voting menin droves in day 2. But getting a survivor role went against it too. A survivor should claim asap. So I did the most obvious thing and claimed.

A survivor shouldn’t claim ASAP.

The most useful thing most survivors can do for the town is to take a nightkill for them. By claiming early, a survivor removed this possibility and sets up a scenario where the town will take a nightkill for the survivor instead now that the scum knows not to shoot the survivor, which hurts the town.

Additionally, it is known that survivors are scum at mylo and mafia can false claim survivor.

The correct townie response to an early survivor claim (unless the survivor claims something like rezzer) is to lynch the player who claimed survivor.

Why the hell would I want to take a kill for anyone? What part of "survivor" fits with that?

And yeah I could help baddies on lylo. I have no intention of doing that before lylo though. You feel free to decide if I'm worth lynching or not. Normally survivors don't get lynched if they claim early because they are considerably less valuable lynches than mafia. Plus I'm giving people free candy.

[Dragon D. Luffy]

I will play the game as a civ, is that's what you are thinking.