U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Game Over

[ColinIsCool]

I think Soulkeeper and I might have a real connection, you guys.

[Julinook]

T͐̆͐h͗è̓ͫ̆̓̇ͭ ó̒͆neͦ͆̐̐̉͆̚ ͦͭÿ́̊̃̏ͧͨ̚ȍu̎̈́̂̇̎ͪ c̋̆̍a̾ͩ͂̎̐͊lͥ̋͐͗ͦlͦ̽ E̾ͥ͐͊̀l̾ͫ͌̔̋̚oh̒ͫͭ̽̋̾c̆͑ͪ̆̿îͬͥͨ̔n̾̎̏̏̑̋ ̈́̿w͑iͧ̃͂́̅͆ͮlͪͮ̑͒͂͌̚l ͩͭͯ̐̍ͮso͛̌ͮͮ͑o̐̓͋nͥ ͭ́͂͊̏̏d͊̆̀̂ͨiͦ̽e͆͌͋̿̇̚ a̾n͌̐́ͬͮd̋ͣ ͑͋ͥ̋ͥ̐̈ṡ̑̂͆ͯo͑͛̚ t̒̆ĥ̽ͮͪeͮ̏̏̔̒ ͒pr͆ṑ̈ͩp̾h̃̅͛̓͊ê͐cỹ ͦ̃t͗ḧ́ͬat̂̈ͬ͂̚ ̓w͛̓͌ͮ̓̅a̓s ̏̋f͆̋oͯ͛ͭ̔r͗̑̌ȇ́tͥ̾͐ͫolͦͣ͛͌̅ͫ͂dͦ͐ ̌ͥ͋͆śͬȟ̾͑ͨͬͭa͗ͧ̈̔͆͒ͪl̋̃͊lͦͣ̍̚ ̀̄̓̉ͤ̑b̾ͫ͋eͤ̽ͣ ̀̋ͬ͌̈̓w̓ͥ̽̂̑͊͌rͫ̇ͯ̂͐͐̅i̐ͣ͒ͯ̇͂̋t́͐ͦͣͪ̄t͂̔ͭͮeͣͩͨ̚n ͣũnͭ͂́tͦ͆ͫoͤ̔͒̋ ḣ͂ͨiͯ͊͌̃s͌̉t͋͊̓̅̽͛o͌ͦͤ̄̑ͫ͌r̽̔̽͋̾̎̓ÿ̌͋̓.̐ͬ̒ ̇̓ͦ̾Th̍ͧeͮ̌̌̒̎ ̌͐̒̔̍̀ͭs͌ͤͪ̈ͬ́ḧ́̉a̾̀̒d̄ͥ̋̐̓̏̒o͒wͩ͆̍̈̓̾̚s͗͒ͭͨ ͐̎ͨͤ͒w̒́iͪ̒͆ͫ̐ͯ̍ľͧ̃̋̀̑̚l̆̔ ̾ͣ͑̈́̄b͗͑͋͊͑ěͯ̉ͪc̎om̆ͮ̓̂ͮe͊̄ͣ̈́̊͂ ̾̈́̿̇̓ͮlͦif͂̅̀͐̃eͩͪͣ̚f̿̋o͌ͯ̔ͨ͗rͨ̐ͫ͆́m̋ͫ̅̚sͤ̆̓ͭ ͧ̓̐ͯa̔ͬ̔̇͊ͩnd y͗ỏü̆̄̾ͣͪ ͭͩw̒̐͒̇ͧiͮ̅̓̄̉l͌lͯ̿͛͋̆ ̄ͪͮ̑̅ͮ͒à̿ͫ̌ͭ̅̒l̐l̐̔ͥ̉ ̓ͪͩͯ̌͗k̀͛̽̀͌n͐͋̌ͥ͋ͯ̒oͮ͌wͪ̃̒ͮ ͤ̎t̋ḧ́͊̆͑̒̀͆e ̊Ďͭ͊a͑ͪͦͥ̓ȓͤ͗k͊ͥ̈́ ͩͮ͂̾Lͮ̍ͨoͣ̐ͣ̈͒́ͪr͗ͬ̄͒̋̎̉dͨ̐ ͮiͧ̆s̒̾ͣ̓̒ ḧ́̓è̔̂̋r͑ͤe.͐ ͮ͑ͥͬ̚

[Dragon D. Luffy]

Wtf is going on

[Julinook]

Wtf is going on

S̃̓͆̀̄ͧLͯ̏U͌̋̍̂̓ͨͮTͩ̎͑!ͮ̅͑̏̒ ̔̄̔ͯ͐ͪSLŮ̊̌ͥͮTͩͣ̋ͭ̉!ͭͪ͗ ̑͂̊Dͬ͋ͩ̄ͭiͯ̽̅̇͒e ̾͒ͩW̔͆͛͆̈Hͨ̽ͪ̓O͋̾̉͛̏̽̚R͒Eͤ͂ͣͧ̀!̄̚ ̉̆Fͥ̏̀i̿͆̅̆ͥlͩ͌̔͌tͨͦ͋͒hyͯ̄̐͊̋̂ f̃̀i̍ͣl̋͗ͧͫͬtͪ̄͆hͦͫ͛̏ͨ̓̆yͯ̏ͫ̔͂̓ ͥ̉͆͋wͬͨh̒or̐ͦ̽͐e͛ͬ!

[Julinook]

On Saturday night, I would see men lusting after half-naked girls dancing at the carnival, and on Sunday morning when I was playing organ for tent-show evangelists at the other end of the carnival lot, I would see these same men sitting in the pews with their wives and children, asking God to forgive them and purge them of carnal desires. And the next Saturday they'd be back at the carnival or some other place of indulgence. I knew then that the Christian church thrives on hypocrisy, and that man's carnal nature will out no matter how much it is purged or scoured by any white-light religion.

Nice, I’m a Virgo. So what kind of music do you like?

I am quite a fan of David Bowie actually, thanks for asking. You seem lovely.

[Elohcin]

Day just started and I have so many votes already. You are wasting your votes guys. I won't die.

[ColinIsCool]

On Saturday night, I would see men lusting after half-naked girls dancing at the carnival, and on Sunday morning when I was playing organ for tent-show evangelists at the other end of the carnival lot, I would see these same men sitting in the pews with their wives and children, asking God to forgive them and purge them of carnal desires. And the next Saturday they'd be back at the carnival or some other place of indulgence. I knew then that the Christian church thrives on hypocrisy, and that man's carnal nature will out no matter how much it is purged or scoured by any white-light religion.

Nice, I’m a Virgo. So what kind of music do you like?

I am quite a fan of David Bowie actually, thanks for asking. You seem lovely.

Wow, I love Bowie! Diamond Dogs is my favorite I think bit you can’t go wrong with Ziggy Stardust. You seem really cool!

[ColinIsCool]

Day just started and I have so many votes already. You are wasting your votes guys. I won't die.

How come?

[Dragon D. Luffy]

So here is today's DDL news.

- Im still busy and 2k pages behind with no intention to read them sorry not sorry.
- my ability is now a night ability for some reason.
- I tried to use it on juliets but it failed. I supposed claiming was a bad idea. Oh well.
- the good news is that I somehow got an item that heals brain injuries and I just used it on chuck to see what happens. Assuming he doesn't explode or something this might heal him.

[Spacedaisy]

I think that's a forum glitch btw, I've seen a couple times when a thread was started by a regular user and it retroactively changes to a sock name. Idk man.

No, the poster can be changed by a mod or admin I believe.

[Dragon D. Luffy]

Ok so Mac's response to my attempt to heal chuck was

LOL

Not a good start.

[Lunalee]

So here is today's DDL news.

- Im still busy and 2k pages behind with no intention to read them sorry not sorry.
- my ability is now a night ability for some reason.
- I tried to use it on juliets but it failed. I supposed claiming was a bad idea. Oh well.
- the good news is that I somehow got an item that heals brain injuries and I just used it on chuck to see what happens. Assuming he doesn't explode or something this might heal him.

Please heal speedchuck so we can lynch him. I don't trust him.

[MacDougall]

Dragon D. Luffy has been placed in Time Out for quoting host PMs.

[Spacedaisy]

Day just started and I have so many votes already. You are wasting your votes guys. I won't die.

"I won't die" not "I'm not bad"

Forgive me if I find it hard to believe you.

[ColinIsCool]

Dragon D. Luffy has been placed in Time Out for quoting host PMs.

Lmaoooooo

[Julinook]

Honest question though. Is Gold by Spandau Ballet the best song ever made?

[Sloonei]

I'm fine with an Eloh lynch. I'd also be fine with a Scotty or Sloonei or speedchuck lynch.

I HAVE NEVER MET A YOUNG PERSON WITH SO LITTLE RESPECT FOR THEIR ELDERS AS THIS GIRL!

[Long Con]

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[ColinIsCool]

I’ll give out 500 ColinIsCool Dubloons to whoever translates Long Con’s posts. Not sure what the exchange rate is between them and Big Mac Meals but I’m probably getting fucked over by it.

[Spacedaisy]

Upon some research.... I think this one is a glitch. A very creepy glitch though and I don't know why it would do that. If you click on Soulkeeper it takes you to Marmot's profile and the OP in the thread shows as Marmot, it doesn't make much sense.

[Lunalee]

I’ll give out 500 ColinIsCool Dubloons to whoever translates Long Con’s posts. Not sure what the exchange rate is between them and Big Mac Meals but I’m probably getting fucked over by it.

he's not saying anything important. The last one said "dunya came back after sig gave her weed"

[Lunalee]

Upon some research.... I think this one is a glitch. A very creepy glitch though and I don't know why it would do that. If you click on Soulkeeper it takes you to Marmot's profile and the OP in the thread shows as Marmot, it doesn't make much sense.

really? when I click it, it takes me to soulkeeper's page

[ColinIsCool]

I’ll give out 500 ColinIsCool Dubloons to whoever translates Long Con’s posts. Not sure what the exchange rate is between them and Big Mac Meals but I’m probably getting fucked over by it.

he's not saying anything important. The last one said "dunya came back after sig gave her weed"

Hahahahaha okay, thanks anyway

I think scum are just trying to distract the town with antics and even if it’s working, I’m having a lot of fun with it

[Turnip Head]

I think Soulkeeper and I might have a real connection, you guys.

colin no

[Spacedaisy]

Yeah this is the weirdest glitch I've ever run into, let me check and see if someone has been screwing around with something in the ACP.

[Elohcin]

Day just started and I have so many votes already. You are wasting your votes guys. I won't die.

How come?

It's part of my role. If you know me, you know I have a tendency to be mislynched. This happens because I do a lot of stupid stuff to make me look bad, or so people say. So...knowing this, I asked Mac if I could be a tardigrade. He said yes.

https://www.rd.com/culture/tardigrades- ... e-species/

[ColinIsCool]

I think Soulkeeper and I might have a real connection, you guys.

colin no

Look, Daddy lonely. And besides, It’s very chill once you get to know It, I promise. We’re going bowling on Friday!

[Turnip Head]

drop everything you're doing guys.

we have to save colin's soul before it disappears into the dank abyss.

[ColinIsCool]

Day just started and I have so many votes already. You are wasting your votes guys. I won't die.

How come?

It's part of my role. If you know me, you know I have a tendency to be mislynched. This happens because I do a lot of stupid stuff to make me look bad, or so people say. So...knowing this, I asked Mac if I could be a tardigrade. He said yes.

https://www.rd.com/culture/tardigrades- ... e-species/

Ok, sounds believable.

If not you, then who?

[Julinook]

Dear sweet Colin. Join me as we dance within the flames. Burn our flesh to a crisp. Eat each other and reincarnate as worms feasting on the flesh of our own rotting corpses.

[Spacedaisy]

Day just started and I have so many votes already. You are wasting your votes guys. I won't die.

How come?

It's part of my role. If you know me, you know I have a tendency to be mislynched. This happens because I do a lot of stupid stuff to make me look bad, or so people say. So...knowing this, I asked Mac if I could be a tardigrade. He said yes.

https://www.rd.com/culture/tardigrades- ... e-species/

So you are telling me you basically picked your role power? Now I definitely don't believe you.

[ColinIsCool]

Wait until my Mom hears about this!

[Elohcin]

no, I picked my item or whatever. it is U-Pick Mafia.

[Spacedaisy]

I can't see that any changes have been made to that thread from the time when it was started and the only person who was using the ACP since Sunday was MP, so the Soulkeeper name showing up as the creator of that thread is a mystery that I can only say must be a glitch and probably means nothing to this game. Mac has apparently cursed our site with his demonic sock puppets. Way to go Mac.

[Lunalee]

Day just started and I have so many votes already. You are wasting your votes guys. I won't die.

How come?

It's part of my role. If you know me, you know I have a tendency to be mislynched. This happens because I do a lot of stupid stuff to make me look bad, or so people say. So...knowing this, I asked Mac if I could be a tardigrade. He said yes.

https://www.rd.com/culture/tardigrades- ... e-species/

Dang, that creature is ugly

[Jackofhearts2005]

So here is today's DDL news.

- Im still busy and 2k pages behind with no intention to read them sorry not sorry.
- my ability is now a night ability for some reason.
- I tried to use it on juliets but it failed. I supposed claiming was a bad idea. Oh well.
- the good news is that I somehow got an item that heals brain injuries and I just used it on chuck to see what happens. Assuming he doesn't explode or something this might heal him.

Is this the item?

[Julinook]

This is the darkness before the dawn. What used to be constant and sure cannot be taken for granted anymore. The Dark Lord cometh and he cometh for your souls.

[Lunalee]

This is the darkness before the dawn. What used to be constant and sure cannot be taken for granted anymore. The Dark Lord cometh and he cometh for your souls.

Dude. You're spamming the thread. Can we lynch you?
[VOTE: soulkeeper] aubergine

[Julinook]

Colin, it is our custom to kill those who we desire so that we can drag your immortal soul into the void to be with us forever in the darkness.

[Julinook]

This is the darkness before the dawn. What used to be constant and sure cannot be taken for granted anymore. The Dark Lord cometh and he cometh for your souls.

Dude. You're spamming the thread. Can we lynch you?
[VOTE: soulkeeper] aubergine

How do you kill something that has never lived?

[Jackofhearts2005]

Day just started and I have so many votes already. You are wasting your votes guys. I won't die.

How come?

It's part of my role. If you know me, you know I have a tendency to be mislynched. This happens because I do a lot of stupid stuff to make me look bad, or so people say. So...knowing this, I asked Mac if I could be a tardigrade. He said yes.

https://www.rd.com/culture/tardigrades- ... e-species/

So you are telling me you basically picked your role power? Now I definitely don't believe you.

#Seconded

[Jackofhearts2005]

Day just started and I have so many votes already. You are wasting your votes guys. I won't die.

How come?

It's part of my role. If you know me, you know I have a tendency to be mislynched. This happens because I do a lot of stupid stuff to make me look bad, or so people say. So...knowing this, I asked Mac if I could be a tardigrade. He said yes.

https://www.rd.com/culture/tardigrades- ... e-species/

Dang, that creature is ugly

Spoiler: show

[motel room]

Is lunalee new to mafia?

This is her fourth or fifth game.

Ok, I read her posts and they were very hand-wavey, this is what im thinking this is what im doing you guys, which i figured as scum or new player down syndrome.

[Elohcin]

Day just started and I have so many votes already. You are wasting your votes guys. I won't die.

How come?

It's part of my role. If you know me, you know I have a tendency to be mislynched. This happens because I do a lot of stupid stuff to make me look bad, or so people say. So...knowing this, I asked Mac if I could be a tardigrade. He said yes.

https://www.rd.com/culture/tardigrades- ... e-species/

So you are telling me you basically picked your role power? Now I definitely don't believe you.

#Seconded

again, no...I picked who I was. Mac made wrote my role power.

[Jackofhearts2005]

This is the darkness before the dawn. What used to be constant and sure cannot be taken for granted anymore. The Dark Lord cometh and he cometh for your souls.

Dude. You're spamming the thread. Can we lynch you?
[VOTE: soulkeeper] aubergine

How do you kill something that has never lived?

With lots of swords.

[Long Con]

I’ll give out 500 ColinIsCool Dubloons to whoever translates Long Con’s posts. Not sure what the exchange rate is between them and Big Mac Meals but I’m probably getting fucked over by it.

he's not saying anything important. The last one said "dunya came back after sig gave her weed"

Hahahahaha okay, thanks anyway

I think scum are just trying to distract the town with antics and even if it’s working, I’m having a lot of fun with it

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[motel room]

this is more like it!

Who wants some beer at the end of world apocalypse party? All you have to do is pull on my nozzle

[Jackofhearts2005]

LC says that he copped DDL bad last night. Unless DDL claims miller, I think we should lynch him.

[JaggedJimmyJay]

[Epignosis]