U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Game Over

[Turnip Head]

If I hit speed I'd mke sure he's in the sexiest coma of his life

He'd never want to wake up

[Turnip Head]

Sometimes linki really fucks with my comedic timing

[dunya]

I made a drug joke that went unnoticed, so you're not getting my sympathy, TH

[dunya]

so. my theory: soul keeper is someone from the present who was affected by last night's poll so he gets access to the soul keeper acct and votes for colin (all the other demon posters aren't voting).

now, it isn't me... and Zeph only voted for Colin today (soul keeper has been on Colin since yesterday) and Kites just voted for him now... so who could it be?

I’m pretty sure Soulkeeper is Mac and not an actual player. But my heart wants to believe Soulkeeper is the one...

why would Mac vote for you?

we already know Rachael is wolbre...what makes you not believe the socks are handled by dead or missing players?

[Turnip Head]

I made a drug joke that went unnoticed, so you're not getting my sympathy, TH

I noticed, I just went the other way with my response cuz sex

Ayyy

[Turnip Head]

I blame linki but I'm also only half as clever when I play on my phone.

[dunya]

phone posting is hard as hell. I have mad respect to people who do it constantly (cbob) and actually ISO with phones. wtf. I can barely quote properly.

[ColinIsCool]

so. my theory: soul keeper is someone from the present who was affected by last night's poll so he gets access to the soul keeper acct and votes for colin (all the other demon posters aren't voting).

now, it isn't me... and Zeph only voted for Colin today (soul keeper has been on Colin since yesterday) and Kites just voted for him now... so who could it be?

I’m pretty sure Soulkeeper is Mac and not an actual player. But my heart wants to believe Soulkeeper is the one...

why would Mac vote for you?

we already know Rachael is wolbre...what makes you not believe the socks are handled by dead or missing players?

Oh, I didn’t catch that wolbre was doing that?
I dunno, when they first rolled out I thought they were all Mac. If you look at my interactions with Them the vote is not there for a scummy reason.

[MacDougall]

Announcement. Today 2 players will be lynched.

[Scotty]

Scum are going to have such an easy time bandwagoning on Eloh with a lead like that for now, no matter what her alignment is. We can do more.

VOTE NUTELLA, VERY DISRESPECTFUL YOUNG LADY!

I'm ok with this too, but with the way Colin dissented to Golden's early game comments and to boob quest, I feel pretty sure right now Elo and Colin are teammates.

I still believe nutella and elo are on a team, so I'm leaning elo, nutella and Colin.

Which team? I think nutella is on Speedchuck’s team, whichever that is, independent of Elo. I mean I guess they could be on the same team, but I might have missed your qualifying connections bw nut and elo

why do you think nutella and speed are w/w on the same team?

nutella’s Standpoint on speed- she slightly distanced in night 2- it was roughly out of nowhere- she called speed bad:

Elohcin is bad.

speedchuck is bad.

Elohcin is probably bad too, sure, her last several posts are stinky. But independently of that, speedchuck is bad.

why? No explanation.

But then start iof day 3:

So here is today's DDL news.

- Im still busy and 2k pages behind with no intention to read them sorry not sorry.
- my ability is now a night ability for some reason.
- I tried to use it on juliets but it failed. I supposed claiming was a bad idea. Oh well.
- the good news is that I somehow got an item that heals brain injuries and I just used it on chuck to see what happens. Assuming he doesn't explode or something this might heal him.

Please heal speedchuck so we can lynch him. I don't trust him.

why don't you trust him?

Oh hey! You're back!
Speedchuck is playing flippantly, and I think he's scum again and just doesn't care that much about this game.

I don't think I've ever seen speed not care about a game as scum. But then maybe he's burnt out a bit, and besides you know him better than anyone.

She went from “speed is bad” to a shruggy comment about how she’s never seen him act uncaring as scum, but will take luna’s word for it.

I dunno. She didn’t seem keen on lynching him today even though she listed him as one of 4 names to be lynched today.

If Elo isn’t the coma person, I could see a reason for nutella to remove speed from the poll.

[dunya]

Yea he accidentally posted from his acct instead of Rachael's in reply to something I said.

linki talking to cic

[ColinIsCool]

Announcement. Today 2 players will be lynched.

Lmao

[VOTE: NUTELLA] aubergine

If I actually die 1. Y’all let me down 2. Look at how BAD the arguments are against me 3. Even worse ya played yrselves

[ColinIsCool]

Yea he accidentally posted from his acct instead of Rachael's in reply to something I said.

linki talking to cic

Oh I thought that was just wolbre posting because he hasn’t stopped, lol

[JaggedJimmyJay]

Announcement. Today 2 players will be lynched.

[dunya]

Hmmm so I have to choose between nutella and colin.

[Scotty]

Sloonei, you're bad.

You are super concerned about narrowing the focus for a day, but your focus in this game since joining us has been almost entirely on this damned night poll. Narrowing your current focus on players and reads would be akin to multiplying a fraction by 0.

I am worried about the thread in general

this is a scum sloonei I'll bet my hollandaise on it

Sloonei is playing too silly right nw for -me to make any sort of alignment guess. I don’t know what you see that, say, TH hasn’t done

Sloonei is burned out, he wasnt going to play any more games. He subbed in for Kenway as a nice gesture I think and he's not taking himself seriously. I feel for him. People assume Sloonei and JJJ will lead the thread every time and it's...fucking exhausting. Let him be silly for one game. I town read him.

You townread him for being off the wall??

Well hoopladeedoopadee it’s that easy, huh?

What has he done even remotely town this game? I don’t understand your reads

yea, I do. It's a sincere one. Scum Sloonei tried way harder to control narrative in the thread. He takes it seriously. I know, I've been scum with him. This is just laid back Sloonei, who is enjoying this wacky game and I happen to town read him.

I would disagree that he tried to control a narrative in Greece [when you were both bad]. He was rather detached.

Now, his behavior here isn’t pretending to be playing the game. It’s still detached, but now he’s wearing a giant cow costume

[nutella]

Announcement. Today 2 players will be lynched.

Lmao

[VOTE: NUTELLA] aubergine

If I actually die 1. Y’all let me down 2. Look at how BAD the arguments are against me 3. Even worse ya played yrselves

Well I'll vote Colin to save myself I guess but I'm not happy about it.

[dunya]

I appreciate Colin's efforts in deflecting my suspicions this day phase. I'll move back to nutella who seemed to observe more than dip her feet in today's stuff.

[VOTE: nutella ] aubergine

[Julinook]

[nutella]

I would really appreciate not getting lynched today guys. You'd be lynching town and a highly participating one at that. I implore you to re-read my iso and seriously consider whether you think you have any actual case on me. Not that I think Colin is the best choice either, but I'm really invested in this game and don't want to die

[Epignosis]

Hey guys. I have a game tonight, but I wanted to say I got a new computer and a large, curved monitor, which cost a pretty penny, and the computer turned out to be defective. I had to take it back. Luckily, they had the same one just come in on the truck to replace the bad one. So here I am, in front of 27 inches of 16GB RAM ready to roll. MY computer will no longer be the Cincinnati Reds. No sir!

[nutella]

I appreciate Colin's efforts in deflecting my suspicions this day phase. I'll move back to nutella who seemed to observe more than dip her feet in today's stuff.

[VOTE: nutella ] aubergine

I've had the busiest ass week at work and have not been getting enough sleep. Forgive me for not doing a ton of legwork on my phone at the office.

[lapluie]

phone posting is hard as hell. I have mad respect to people who do it constantly (cbob) and actually ISO with phones. wtf. I can barely quote properly.

I been phone posting since I registered it's ez except for the glitch that's never gone away

[nutella]

[VOTE: colin] aubergine in last hope to save myself. If Mac is telling us the truth of course.

[dunya]

phone posting is hard as hell. I have mad respect to people who do it constantly (cbob) and actually ISO with phones. wtf. I can barely quote properly.

I been phone posting since I registered it's ez except for the glitch that's never gone away

You phone posted the entire Mortal Kombat game??? Shittt lap, you're a hero too

[lapluie]

I appreciate the investigation Colin made for nutella, I can see how she could be bad so I've caught up a bit to reevaluate the vote decision & im gonna go with nutella

[MacDougall]

Announcement. Double lynch cancelled
Today 3 players will be lynched.

[nutella]

Right before the long weekend too, damn. I swear if you guys let me live I will put in the huge scumhunting effort this game deserves next phase because I'll have time.

[nutella]

Announcement. Double lynch cancelled
Today 3 players will be lynched.

Fuck you

[lapluie]

phone posting is hard as hell. I have mad respect to people who do it constantly (cbob) and actually ISO with phones. wtf. I can barely quote properly.

I been phone posting since I registered it's ez except for the glitch that's never gone away

You phone posted the entire Mortal Kombat game??? Shittt lap, you're a hero too

yep, I can't imagine playing on a laptop or a normal keyboard phone mafia is so much more convenient.

[dunya]

Announcement. Double lynch cancelled
Today 3 players will be lynched.

Lmao. You're so wacky and lying to us. Evil evil

[nutella]

Ok Mac is just skewing this game against the civs now. Suddenly that triple lynch option shows its ugliness.

[lapluie]

[mention][/mention]

Right before the long weekend too, damn. I swear if you guys let me live I will put in the huge scumhunting effort this game deserves next phase because I'll have time.

hmMmMMm

[nutella]

He's probably bullshitting you're right. That's my hope anyway.

[lapluie]

[mention]nutella[/mention] you said u wanted to save yourself from being lynched? Bu vote for colin instead of eloh whos in a lead? Am I missing something here do 3 players still get lynched or whoever has most votes help

[dunya]

Suddenly that triple lynch option shows its ugliness.

You don't say

[ColinIsCool]

I appreciate the investigation Colin made for nutella, I can see how she could be bad so I've caught up a bit to reevaluate the vote decision & im gonna go with nutella

When did I investigate Nutella?

[dunya]

@nutella you said u wanted to save yourself from being lynched? Bu vote for colin instead of eloh whos in a lead? Am I missing something here do 3 players still get lynched or whoever has most votes help

We dont know. Mac is currently mind fucking us.

[nutella]

@nutella you said u wanted to save yourself from being lynched? Bu vote for colin instead of eloh whos in a lead? Am I missing something here do 3 players still get lynched or whoever has most votes help

I don't know that's the problem. I moved to Colin to fight out of second place but idk now

[ColinIsCool]

I mean I suspected her, and more than me, but I didn’t really investigate her.

[dunya]

I appreciate the investigation Colin made for nutella, I can see how she could be bad so I've caught up a bit to reevaluate the vote decision & im gonna go with nutella

When did I investigate Nutella?

#2018 Colin never isos nutella for lack of time but does 100 isos in another game.

[ColinIsCool]

I appreciate the investigation Colin made for nutella, I can see how she could be bad so I've caught up a bit to reevaluate the vote decision & im gonna go with nutella

When did I investigate Nutella?

#2018 Colin never isos nutella for lack of time but does 100 isos in another game.

That one is a little more manageable, lol

[nutella]

Back to eloh just in case.

[MacDougall]

By 3 players will be lynched I meant lunched. Typo.

[nutella]

If I die you all owe me a town victory (I'd give legacy reads but that's hard rn) and dunya owes me a huge package of swedish candy

[dunya]

Colin: why did you move to nutella?

[nutella]

not the fish though those are gross

[lapluie]

@nutella you said u wanted to save yourself from being lynched? Bu vote for colin instead of eloh whos in a lead? Am I missing something here do 3 players still get lynched or whoever has most votes help

I don't know that's the problem. I moved to Colin to fight out of second place but idk now

I see

[nutella]

By 3 players will be lynched I meant lunched. Typo.

No I think you meant brunched.

[ColinIsCool]

Colin: why did you move to nutella?

I saw Mac’s post and
A. Have suspicion toward her
B. Know I’m not scum
C. Know my lynch would be to town detriment
D. Am having a lot of fun and don’t wanna die