U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Game Over

#5051

dunya wrote: ↑Sat May 26, 2018 2:46 pmI believe you now. It hit me. why would you pick juliets, sig and kyle? you wouldn't. TH would. he's having a party without us!

Did you not receive your invitation yet?

#5052

juliets! you're reading! make a sign! if TH is holding you hostage, don't post anything!

whoops, guess we figured it out guys.

#5053

Turnip Head wrote: ↑Sat May 26, 2018 2:56 pm
dunya wrote: ↑Sat May 26, 2018 2:46 pmI believe you now. It hit me. why would you pick juliets, sig and kyle? you wouldn't. TH would. he's having a party without us!
Did you not receive your invitation yet?

#5054

dunya wrote: ↑Sat May 26, 2018 2:57 pm juliets! you're reading! make a sign! if TH is holding you hostage, don't post anything!

whoops, guess we figured it out guys.

Shhhh juliets you're safe k

#5055

Mac distinguishes between Indie and Self-Aligned when identifying Marmot and Jack. Does that mean anything?

#5056

ColinIsCool wrote: ↑Sat May 26, 2018 2:59 pm Mac distinguishes between Indie and Self-Aligned when identifying Marmot and Jack. Does that mean anything?

we use s/a, indie and 3p interchangeably, so I wouldn't think so?

"In this game we have two scum teams, some rogues and some civs. I'm not gonna say how many of each or whatever. The faction names are:

Al-Pieda (Scum)
ISIS Cream (Scum)
Absolute Units (Civilian)
Civilians
Self-Aligned "

in this post, he calls them rogues and then lists them as self-aligned. I think he just likes using synonyms.

#5057

[mention]ColinIsCool[/mention]: I admit I have been tunneling you. whether or not you're bad doesn't change the fact it's bad. I'm not looking at any of your contributions with a clear mind. To that end, I am at fault.

I promise to read you as neutral for the next phase and see how I feel about you then.

#5058

I've been town-reading Colin all game but maybe he should be in Upsidedownworld with all my other reads

#5059

Maybe I'm useless in Mafia without my big boy pants on

I just wanna meme

#5060

dunya wrote: ↑Sat May 26, 2018 3:04 pm @ColinIsCool: I admit I have been tunneling you. whether or not you're bad doesn't change the fact it's bad. I'm not looking at any of your contributions with a clear mind. To that end, I am at fault.

I promise to read you as neutral for the next phase and see how I feel about you then.

You don’t have to promise me anything friend. If you see suspicious stuff from me I would hope you call me out on it but I appreciate the vote of confidence.

#5061

dunya wrote: ↑Sat May 26, 2018 2:49 pm
Dragon D. Luffy wrote: ↑Sat May 26, 2018 2:44 pm Well I sent an action to rescue one of them again, hope it works.

I read Mac's posts (at least the parts about people dieing) so I know a bit.
who did you try to rescue this time? sig's been rescued once, it's time for juliets to come back since Kyle is newer to the kidnapping than her.

Maybe it's better if I don't say who.

#5062

Like last time it failed so maybe they can protect someone from being rescued or something.

#5063

dunya wrote: ↑Fri May 25, 2018 10:56 am
ColinIsCool wrote: ↑Fri May 25, 2018 10:52 am I mean, it’s not like you lie about EVERYTHING in this game.
that's true, virgos are bad liars. My younger brother is a virgo and he's my fav. couldn't lie to save his life tho.

Top Mafia
Epignosis

Birthday: August 25, 1983

#5064

Charlie Blackmon wrote: ↑Sat May 26, 2018 4:23 pm
dunya wrote: ↑Fri May 25, 2018 10:56 am
ColinIsCool wrote: ↑Fri May 25, 2018 10:52 am I mean, it’s not like you lie about EVERYTHING in this game.
that's true, virgos are bad liars. My younger brother is a virgo and he's my fav. couldn't lie to save his life tho.

Top Mafia
Epignosis

Birthday: August 25, 1983

Noooooooo. How dare you shatter the perfect image I had of my little bro

#5065

Night is ending nowish.

#5066

Scotty and his friends were down by the bridge relishing in this new town disorder.

"And and ... let's troll people for the lolz." Scotty was incorrigible.

"L-O-L DUDE that is such a good idea. We are such mayhem causers," his friend replied.

"Oh haiiii. Are you here to buy some weed?" A man approached. A large man in a t-shirt and jeans with curly hair and glasses.

"Nah I'm here to beat the fuck out of you." The man was menacing. Scotty had no other choice but to gather his friends into formation and start to beat down on this clown.

"Wonderfriends assemble!" he cried.

Unfortunately this man was an actual man and Scotty was actually just a numerical system and as such he had no limbs with which to punch or kick.

Scotty was killed.

He was

Spoiler: show

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Dunya was at home recovering from her recent coma. It had been a tough week for Dunya. Her boyfriend Ray had recently been deployed to fight overseas in the War of Ragged Rimmy. Her friends keep dying and to make matters worse a hole just opened up in the Earth beneath her and she fell in.

Dunya has vanished without a trace.

*****************************************

ColonialBob was not impressed by all this kerfuffle going on around the place and he had enough. He was going to march down to City Hall and give them a piece of his mind. Unfortunately halfway there he was hit in the back of the head with a shovel and dragged into a van.

ColonialBob has vanished. There are signs of a struggle.

****************************************

The Ghostbusters were called and they managed to close the Stargate. All ghouls are to return to whence they came.

It is now Day 4. Enjoy.

#5067

I can’t really tell if I’m supposed to be happy at the end of these phases or not

#5068

Sup dickwaffles.

I'm at my family's place right now. I'll up the activity tomorrow night and Monday. Today is the day I start taking things seriously.

#5069

Thank goodness Scotty was lynched. He was the most obvious of scum, spent day 3 cramming a makeshift case down every easy-to-lynch player on the board. Tone was awful.

I was going to make that case today, and now he's gone. Sadness.

#5070

Who TF is vanishing people? They're ruining half of my role capability. It sucks donkey hooves.

#5071

Only 13 players alive and unvanished. INH and motel room are the easy lynches for today.

And me, except that I won't be lynched today lol.

I feel like the track record for lynching in this game is pretty good and it still feels like we're losing. I'd wager that, with the number of rogues we have, ISIS Cream only has maybe 4 players total. If one of them is silenced, we don't have to worry about them. I'm really going to be hammering on a Nova ISO before dayend.

#5072

Got another one. They come back at the end of the day.

#5073

I have no idea what's going on so if anybody can give me a case or something so that I can't start doing some work it will be great.

#5074

Dragon D. Luffy wrote: ↑Sat May 26, 2018 8:56 pm I have no idea what's going on so if anybody can give me a case or something so that I can't start doing some work it will be great.

I'm leaving soon.

Make cases boiiii or face my supahtown wrath upon my return

#5075

Dragon D. Luffy wrote: ↑Sat May 26, 2018 8:56 pm I have no idea what's going on so if anybody can give me a case or something so that I can't start doing some work it will be great.

See who you can get from an ISO of Scotty?

#5076

I would but still busy unfortunately

#5077

Oh goody, that awful boy Scotty is gone!

#5078

Barring insane WIFOM and redirects, we can probably clear anybody Scotty targeted from his team, right? So who would that be?

#5079

ColinIsCool wrote: ↑Sat May 26, 2018 10:04 pm Barring insane WIFOM and redirects, we can probably clear anybody Scotty targeted from his team, right? So who would that be?

Long Con and colonialbob and maybe somebody else today

#5080

I wouldn't clear either of them

#5081

Didn't Scotty claim he was the number Zero? Weird lie. Nice to see only one kill, and it was a baddie.

Host: If we kill the "vanisher" role, will the people be freed?

#5082

speedchuck wrote: ↑Sat May 26, 2018 11:10 pm I wouldn't clear either of them

That's fair, any particular reason why, or is it that we just plain might be bad?

#5083

rezz plz

#5084

Scotty wrote: ↑Sun May 27, 2018 12:11 am rezz plz

#5085

how am I still alive

**http://www.last.fm/user/nutella23** · #5086

Long Con wrote: ↑Sun May 27, 2018 12:20 am
Scotty wrote: ↑Sun May 27, 2018 12:11 am rezz plz

i think you're lost bro, Easter mafia's in the heist forum

#5087

Yall I’m drunk and sad let’s kill some cdcun

#5088

Scotty wrote: ↑Sat May 26, 2018 1:29 pm
dunya wrote: ↑Sat May 26, 2018 2:29 am Wow sorry nutella. You were on my sights no matter what.

But good news is my reads apart from nutella have been outstanding.

Also good news is cbob is scum.
But why is cbob scum? “My feline senses told me” isn’t a thing. But then you proceed to say “let’s move on” to colon and I. When you make brazen unwarranted accusations without any supporting evidence, it negates any real reads you might have later. Jus sayin

Ok, so is Scotty defending his teammate colonialbob, secure in the idea that he's relatively safe, not really on the main lynch menu?

Is Colin (or "colon" lol) his teammate in this instance?

I say dunya is not ISIS.

#5089

ColinIsCool wrote: ↑Sun May 27, 2018 2:11 am Yall I’m drunk and sad let’s kill some cdcun

Yo muthafucka I am also drunk! Does alcohol lead to the truth? Are you Scotty's teammate? SEE how he distanced you up so sly?

#5090

Long Con wrote: ↑Sun May 27, 2018 2:31 am
ColinIsCool wrote: ↑Sun May 27, 2018 2:11 am Yall I’m drunk and sad let’s kill some cdcun
Yo muthafucka I am also drunk! Does alcohol lead to the truth? Are you Scotty's teammate? SEE how he distanced you up so sly?

Hell no Scotty can go jump in a fuvking lake the rat bastard. If I’m not town I’ll buy you all a pizzasnd charge it to Mac’s credit card

#5091

Alcohol just leads me to strong emotions and an inward reflection and as ofrigjt now no enhanced mafia abilities

#5092

[VOTE: turbup head] aubergine

Are you Elohcinms teammate

#5093

I had him as green in my list... he's just so charming. I haven;t questioned that at all yet... that is 100% pure gut.

#5094

But really, what am I going to see if I look at Turnip Head's ISO? Jokes-a-plenty? I want Turnip Head to do his own ISO.

**http://www.last.fm/user/nutella23** · #5095

ColinIsCool wrote: ↑Sun May 27, 2018 2:33 am
Long Con wrote: ↑Sun May 27, 2018 2:31 am
ColinIsCool wrote: ↑Sun May 27, 2018 2:11 am Yall I’m drunk and sad let’s kill some cdcun
Yo muthafucka I am also drunk! Does alcohol lead to the truth? Are you Scotty's teammate? SEE how he distanced you up so sly?
Hell no Scotty can go jump in a fuvking lake the rat bastard. If I’m not town I’ll buy you all a pizzasnd charge it to Mac’s credit card

pls play mafia while drunk more often this is fantastic content and so is "turbup head"

#5096

man I'm good at this game. Bye bye Scotty

#5097

ColinIsCool wrote: ↑Sun May 27, 2018 2:41 am [VOTE: turbup head] aubergine

Let's grab a drink sometime

#5098

dunya wrote: ↑Sun May 27, 2018 3:56 am man I'm good at this game. Bye bye Scotty

scotty said he doesnt like abba, there aint a bigger scum tell

tbh its townish to be wrong about everything and you insist on doing the exact opposite so what are you rly

#5099

I’m sticking with water today ... at least until noon.

#5100

iNH and motel room are the baddies if the game is easy

If the game is hard then it's somebody else...

I'll be around more on Monday tbh

#turbupthoughts

Should U-Pick be an annual special game?