U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Game Over

[ColinIsCool]

I agree with Epi's thoughts on ISIS, which is why I'm hesitant to lynch INH, since he'd most likely be ISIS based on his voting pattern.

Kites has been so inactive voting them is a crapshot same with motel.

So you think INH, if scum, is likely to be in ISIS ... and that's a reason we shouldn't vote for him?

[Epignosis]

Apart from merely being quiet, I've a reason for concern regarding INH.

U-Pick Vol 1 (INH is unknown)

Dunya being annoyed by Golden is reminding me of my treatment of Golden waaaay back in Red vs. Blue, which might've been the last game I played with him. Lots of "stop trying to get the thread to strictly buy into certain viewpoints," followed by "that's not what I'm doing, you obviously don't know my meta." After a bunch of non-stop thread sniping and bickering, it turns out we were potential civvie BTSC partners. (Weeeell, that wasn't the whole story. He was actually an undercover LMS indie. That game really fucked me over.)

Nevertheless, I'm currently reading both Dunya and Golden as town.

Assassination Classroom (INH is mafia)

Who is we lynchin INH?

Dunno. I utterly suck at early-game read divination, so I plan on following people I think seem like gen-u-ine townies. I've been getting good vibes from you, JJJ, and Dys. Someone not checking their role PM before posting would draw my ire if it was anyone other than Scotty.

Evil INH has shown a willingness to hand out easy civilian reads to highly active players in the earliest stages -- something I don't recall seeing much of from his civilian self.

Interesting point that reinforces my nervousness.

Will be back later.

This is a little meaty. Thanks JJJ, I know you didn't want to try. Can't help it, eh?

Long Con's comment regarding JJJ's pointing out a similarity regarding INH is clearly tongue-in-cheek, but it's a way of commenting on JJJ's post without actually saying anything about it.

[Epignosis]

I do solemnly swear not to nk Scotty.

Do you solemnly swear that you can kill scotty if you wanted to?

In a heartbeat. Do you doubt me?

What do you think of doing Kites? That request doesn't strike me as something that would come from a baddie.

Long Con tried to persuade Jack to take out Kites, and I don't mean to the ballpark.

Kites also specifically asked for a "vig" to do it.

might as well say that i have sort of a task too. i need to be killed n1. please do it, any of the vigs if you don’t know who to blast away, choose me. i need it. shoot me in the head

Let's be clear:

Kites has a role that did something if he was targeted in the bottom of the first. That didn't happen.

Clearly, if Kites is bad and on a team, his team didn't take him out to activate a benefit for him. That didn't occur.

No team in their right mind is going to take someone out asking to be taken out (at least in this context), so Kites had to know the bad teams were not going to comply with his request.

Now consider that Long Con tried to get Jack to shell Kites.

If you are bad, you don't want a good guy or someone on the other team getting what he wants, do you?

[ColinIsCool]

We should try to avoid this tie, imo. Hemmorhaging numbers at this point could be putting us close to LYLO if we’re wrong.

[juliets]

We should try to avoid this tie, imo. Hemmorhaging numbers at this point could be putting us close to LYLO if we’re wrong.

I keep thinking the others will come and vote.

[Turnip Head]

Lynch me friendos. It will let me drink more of this delicious wine for many games to cum.

[juliets]

Lynch me friendos. It will let me drink more of this delicious wine for many games to cum.

Why don't you claim an ability and try to save yourself if you're civ?

[Turnip Head]

Lynch me friendos. It will let me drink more of this delicious wine for many games to cum.

Why don't you claim an ability and try to save yourself if you're civ?

Because I fucked up when I made my role, and it's completely useless

[ColinIsCool]

Tell us what it is Turducken. We’ll accept you if it’s legit

[Turnip Head]

I'm a black pair of dice and Mac rolls me every night, but the twist is that the results don't matter at all

[ColinIsCool]

It seems kinda unlikely given the roles we’ve seen that Mac would make one that literally doesn’t do anything

[Epignosis]

We should try to avoid this tie, imo. Hemmorhaging numbers at this point could be putting us close to LYLO if we’re wrong.

The way things have gone, we'll be losing crooked numbers in the bottom of the inning whether we're right or wrong.

[Epignosis]

Kites is my current recommendation, but I don't hate the Turnip Head or INH play.

[Sloonei]

I voted Turnip Head based entirely off a lone post without knowing the context of it.

[sig]

Would it be worth it to lynch both inh and th today? If we suspect them both it might be worth it.

Thoughts?

[ColinIsCool]

Turnip’s description of his role sounds fake but I still would prefer INH and Kites to him by a pretty good margin.

[Epignosis]

A tie between INH and Kites would be a grand slam I think.

[Turnip Head]

Turnip’s description of his role sounds fake but I still would prefer INH and Kites to him by a pretty good margin.

It must be seen to be believed I guess It's super dumb

[juliets]

Oh geez do I need to change my vote? I'm so reluctant to vote an inactive but if we tie two of them maybe it would be ok.

[Epignosis]

Turnip’s description of his role sounds fake but I still would prefer INH and Kites to him by a pretty good margin.

It must be seen to be believed I guess It's super dumb

How did you screw up your role?

Lynch me friendos. It will let me drink more of this delicious wine for many games to cum.

Why don't you claim an ability and try to save yourself if you're civ?

Because I fucked up when I made my role, and it's completely useless

I'm Charlie Blackmon. I use things that came from stumps. Yet I am not a stump.

[Turnip Head]

Turnip’s description of his role sounds fake but I still would prefer INH and Kites to him by a pretty good margin.

It must be seen to be believed I guess It's super dumb

How did you screw up your role?

I gave Mac a concept but left him room to tweak the function.

[Epignosis]

My point, if it wasn't clear, was to ask the turnip guy how he and not his host screwed up when he the turnip guy "made" his role.

[Epignosis]

Turnip’s description of his role sounds fake but I still would prefer INH and Kites to him by a pretty good margin.

It must be seen to be believed I guess It's super dumb

How did you screw up your role?

I gave Mac a concept but left him room to tweak the function.

I don't know why you can't just be forthcoming. The last time I bluffed like this, I won off a sacrifice bunt.

[Epignosis]

If you have a vote on TH, I want to know why.

[juliets]

If you have a vote on TH, I want to know why.

Because I think he's bad but if we want to Lynch Kites and INH both I'll move my vote to Kites.

[juliets]

TH is at least here even if he's not exactly defending himself.

[Epignosis]

If you have a vote on TH, I want to know why.

Because I think he's bad but if we want to Lynch Kites and INH both I'll move my vote to Kites.

I hope you think he's bad. I was hoping for reasons why you think he's bad. Is he Curtis Granderson bad or Chris Davis bad?

[Kylemii]

[mention]Turnip Head[/mention]

what does your black dice role do? you said the results don't matter but what does "results" mean in this context?

[juliets]

If you have a vote on TH, I want to know why.

Because I think he's bad but if we want to Lynch Kites and INH both I'll move my vote to Kites.

I hope you think he's bad. I was hoping for reasons why you think he's bad. Is he Curtis Granderson bad or Chris Davis bad?

Um, I don't know them? I got to him through POE. I'm out of options for people I think are bad except for him, Kites, INH and maybe motel room. He is the most active of them all but he doesn't really do much that is civ. Maybe that's an unfair characterization.

[juliets]

I did move my vote to Kites by the way.

[Turnip Head]

My point, if it wasn't clear, was to ask the turnip guy how he and not his host screwed up when he the turnip guy "made" his role.

I'm not bluffing, I just didn't expand. My concept was a 20-sided die that was "rolled", with one side being flawed. Mac turned it into an alignment check role with the caveat that results could be wrong. So... It ended up useless altogether.

[Sloonei]

If you have a vote on TH, I want to know why.

Because I think he's bad but if we want to Lynch Kites and INH both I'll move my vote to Kites.

I hope you think he's bad. I was hoping for reasons why you think he's bad. Is he Curtis Granderson bad or Chris Davis bad?

Rougned Odor bad.

[Sloonei]

I could vote for INH based on a couple of scant observations from the last page or two.

[Sloonei]

I have no memory or impressions of amything Kites has said or done in this game.

That is my fault, not his. I’m just clarifying my own position at this time.

[MacDougall]

MacDougall has entered the game.

[juliets]

I wish c-bob would come in so we could see how he feels about this.

[Kylemii]

what

[juliets]

what

are you talking to me or someone else?

[Kylemii]

what

are you talking to me or someone else?

"macdougall has entered the game"

[Turnip Head]

Hi Mac please give us a list of reads

[ColinIsCool]

I have no memory or impressions of amything Kites has said or done in this game.

That is my fault, not his. I’m just clarifying my own position at this time.

It’s kinda his fault too tbh

[ColinIsCool]

My point, if it wasn't clear, was to ask the turnip guy how he and not his host screwed up when he the turnip guy "made" his role.

I'm not bluffing, I just didn't expand. My concept was a 20-sided die that was "rolled", with one side being flawed. Mac turned it into an alignment check role with the caveat that results could be wrong. So... It ended up useless altogether.

Who have your targets been and what were the results?

[Kylemii]

My point, if it wasn't clear, was to ask the turnip guy how he and not his host screwed up when he the turnip guy "made" his role.

I'm not bluffing, I just didn't expand. My concept was a 20-sided die that was "rolled", with one side being flawed. Mac turned it into an alignment check role with the caveat that results could be wrong. So... It ended up useless altogether.

Who have your targets been and what were the results?

seconded

[Turnip Head]

My point, if it wasn't clear, was to ask the turnip guy how he and not his host screwed up when he the turnip guy "made" his role.

I'm not bluffing, I just didn't expand. My concept was a 20-sided die that was "rolled", with one side being flawed. Mac turned it into an alignment check role with the caveat that results could be wrong. So... It ended up useless altogether.

Who have your targets been and what were the results?

seconded

what a boring question. I'd rather be lynched than answer.

[juliets]

My point, if it wasn't clear, was to ask the turnip guy how he and not his host screwed up when he the turnip guy "made" his role.

I'm not bluffing, I just didn't expand. My concept was a 20-sided die that was "rolled", with one side being flawed. Mac turned it into an alignment check role with the caveat that results could be wrong. So... It ended up useless altogether.

Who have your targets been and what were the results?

seconded

what a boring question. I'd rather be lynched than answer.

I don't understand this answer at all.

[Turnip Head]

I guess I'd rather not play mafia in shades of black and white. I'm playing a specific way to help illustrate that, I guess.

[colonialbob]

If you have a vote on TH, I want to know why.

I've explained already. In FE, he was meme-ing and solving. Here he's just meme-ing. And I don't believe his last few posts at all.

[ColinIsCool]

I guess I'd rather not play mafia in shades of black and white. I'm playing a specific way to help illustrate that, I guess.

Did you target anybody still playing?

[colonialbob]

If you have a vote on TH, I want to know why.

Because I think he's bad but if we want to Lynch Kites and INH both I'll move my vote to Kites.

I hope you think he's bad. I was hoping for reasons why you think he's bad. Is he Curtis Granderson bad or Chris Davis bad?

Rougned Odor bad.

Look there's no need to say hurtful things

[colonialbob]

I guess I'd rather not play mafia in shades of black and white. I'm playing a specific way to help illustrate that, I guess.

Poorly?

(I like you, turbopup, but you have to at least play the game, y'know?)