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Mafia: A World Asunder - GAME THREAD [Day 13]
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Re: Mafia: A World Asunder - GAME THREAD [Night 10]
Did you not read the 6 or 7 times I literally said "Tell me what you want me to do and I'll do it?"
Instead you decided to just ignore me until the last second and proclaim that you're now maybe going to fuck me over because I'm literally just trying to not die.
If you do kill me right now I'm gonna be talk-to-the-mod mad.
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Are you down to your last life already? Jesus. What did you encounter?Quin wrote: ↑Thu Jan 10, 2019 12:20 amDid you not read the 6 or 7 times I literally said "Tell me what you want me to do and I'll do it?"
Instead you decided to just ignore me until the last second and proclaim that you're now maybe going to fuck me over because I'm literally just trying to not die.
If you do kill me right now I'm gonna be talk-to-the-mod mad.
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if you're lying im still gonna be kinda mad for riling me up but not as mad ok
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Cool job dicking over all the mafia and 2 indies Epi :o
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You get riled up over shit that can't hurt you?
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I warned you to leave the civilians alone.DharmaHelper wrote: ↑Thu Jan 10, 2019 12:22 am Cool job dicking over all the mafia and 2 indies Epi :o
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Bitch I did thoEpignosis wrote: ↑Thu Jan 10, 2019 12:23 amI warned you to leave the civilians alone.DharmaHelper wrote: ↑Thu Jan 10, 2019 12:22 am Cool job dicking over all the mafia and 2 indies Epi :o
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You didn't tho. I'm a civilian. I work for the civilians.DharmaHelper wrote: ↑Thu Jan 10, 2019 12:24 amBitch I did thoEpignosis wrote: ↑Thu Jan 10, 2019 12:23 amI warned you to leave the civilians alone.DharmaHelper wrote: ↑Thu Jan 10, 2019 12:22 am Cool job dicking over all the mafia and 2 indies Epi :o
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Re: Mafia: A World Asunder - GAME THREAD [Night 10]
I mean I'm not "talk to the mod" mad but Epi being an unlynchable shitlord and handing the civilians another W in the shitlordest way possible is very on brand for the game so.
(He won't tho he's gonna die lol)
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Yeah, I'm a real "shitlord" around here (I don't even know what that means).DharmaHelper wrote: ↑Thu Jan 10, 2019 12:29 am I mean I'm not "talk to the mod" mad but Epi being an unlynchable shitlord and handing the civilians another W in the shitlordest way possible is very on brand for the game so.
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Mafia: A World Asunder - Day 11 Lynch
Glory Released
The deeper beasts that the people wished to banish hid away that day, in the deep and dark places, but they would not be satisfied until blood was spilled. Epignosis stoically took the rotten vegetables and feces that were flung at him as he was marched, naked and beaten, through the town. Surrounded by hateful faces and violent cries, he was pushed forward, feet hobbled by chains and bleeding from the sharp cobblestones, to the last place he would see in this Realm.
His hands were roughly yanked above his head, and bound to a long pole. His feet, oto, were fixed to the pole, and he was raised high, anguish distorting his face. A wicked curved blade was produced, rusty and covered in dried and dark stains. The crowd cheered and jeered as the executioner jammed the blade into Epignosis' crotch, slowly dragging it upward until it met his rib cage.
Suddenly the crowd fell silent, as pure white light began to pour forth from Epi's split torso. His entire body strained upward, splitting open more, and a figure began to emerge. Many in the crowd fell prone from extreme awe, and the rest fell to their knees, or simply stood, slack-jawed and uncomprehending. The figure had golden skin, and intense, glowing blue eyes. A double pair of magnificent wings unfurled, and the figure's might radiated outward doubly.
Finally free of His imprisonment in Epignosis, the Avatar of Long Con, the Supreme Deity gazed around the Realm, seeing all, and a concerned look crossed His face. "This Realm is broken, flawed, and cannot continue...revel in your final days, residents of the Realm. Your purpose of existence is near fulfilled."
Epignosis has been lynched. He was the Avatar of Long Con.
It is now Night 11.
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....got....
...got em?
...got em?
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Re: Mafia: A World Asunder - GAME THREAD [Night 11]
im mad but only a little bit
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Ya really ding-danged me there for a second, Short Con.
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This seems good.
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Re: Mafia: A World Asunder - GAME THREAD [Night 11]
Did we achieve the secret win con that means that everyone wins except Epi? That'd be cool.
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Re: Mafia: A World Asunder - GAME THREAD [Night 11]
Anyway I told y'all he wasn't the Karma Chameleon. I've made some mistakes in this game but I'm also clearly the best player who ever lived.
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Re: Mafia: A World Asunder - GAME THREAD [Night 11]
DharmaHelper, Quin. You are men of the highest honour.
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Re: Mafia: A World Asunder - GAME THREAD [Night 11]
Mac if SVS is the Pixie as you claim and she's on the Tribunal as she claims then she should get lynched ASAP. If you want to win you can't let her reach endgame. She becomes as unlynchable as you.
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Re: Mafia: A World Asunder - GAME THREAD [Night 11]
Yeah but Bob can still kill me.
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Re: Mafia: A World Asunder - GAME THREAD [Night 11]
DH, baby we done it. We killed the big bad.
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what the fuck why is it night already
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Re: Mafia: A World Asunder - GAME THREAD [Night 11]
oh cus this is the wrong game
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Re: Mafia: A World Asunder - GAME THREAD [Night 11]
GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE KYLE
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Re: Mafia: A World Asunder - GAME THREAD [Night 11]
Jagged Blade rebrands to help expansion bid
Thu, 5:11pm - Jan 10, 2019
In a bid to be more relateable to the few remaining survivors of the cataclysm and on the back of saving the town from the evil Corrupt Remnant and bring forth the supreme deity to end existence as we know it, the Jagged Blade have decided to rebrand from their mysterious and threatening regal purple to a more foresty green colour.
Jagged Blade spokesperson Ken Racken at a press conference this morning said that the new move would help increase the number of people joining the JB's "Friends of the Blade" program, which would help them in their quest to devour the known universe with their deep sea monster.
"Our friends of the Blade program has been a real boon for us as of late." Mr. Racken said.
"By offering support to the less fortunate, such as with our animal shelter for stray cats, our brand is at an all time high when it comes to public image. The time has never been more right for a rebrand."
"I knew cat's liked seafood but I had no idea just how much!"
Mr. Racken said that tenders are currently being sought for the rebrand, and that there has already been a healthy level of interest from the private sector.
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Thu, 5:11pm - Jan 10, 2019
In a bid to be more relateable to the few remaining survivors of the cataclysm and on the back of saving the town from the evil Corrupt Remnant and bring forth the supreme deity to end existence as we know it, the Jagged Blade have decided to rebrand from their mysterious and threatening regal purple to a more foresty green colour.
Jagged Blade spokesperson Ken Racken at a press conference this morning said that the new move would help increase the number of people joining the JB's "Friends of the Blade" program, which would help them in their quest to devour the known universe with their deep sea monster.
"Our friends of the Blade program has been a real boon for us as of late." Mr. Racken said.
"By offering support to the less fortunate, such as with our animal shelter for stray cats, our brand is at an all time high when it comes to public image. The time has never been more right for a rebrand."
"I knew cat's liked seafood but I had no idea just how much!"
Mr. Racken said that tenders are currently being sought for the rebrand, and that there has already been a healthy level of interest from the private sector.
Anyone interested in becoming a Friend of the Blade can email Mr. Racken on tentacleslap420@gmail.com
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Re: Mafia: A World Asunder - GAME THREAD [Night 11]
Endgame won't involve me. I already used my kill. I am ready to leave this demoralizing bitchfest.DharmaHelper wrote: ↑Thu Jan 10, 2019 1:39 am Mac if SVS is the Pixie as you claim and she's on the Tribunal as she claims then she should get lynched ASAP. If you want to win you can't let her reach endgame. She becomes as unlynchable as you.
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Re: Mafia: A World Asunder - GAME THREAD [Night 11]
You could all just give up if you wanted.
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Re: Mafia: A World Asunder - GAME THREAD [Night 11]
Just let it go. Just ... let it go.
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Re: Mafia: A World Asunder - GAME THREAD [Night 11]
Personally I would like to lynch DH. I think he has to have more going on here than "no win condition" since I have the impression that this game is taking up alot of time, and the few posts a day he makes here don't seem to be time suckers of that magnitude tbh, this thread is mainly baddie shitposting at this point. I think the remaining civs are all "meh" at this point, watching the baddies manipulate each other lol
So if he isn't in YOUR chatroom (and maybe he is, lol) I would wonder where all this time is going if I were you.
Maybe you all have my lynch all arranged. That would be OK, I checked out around amulet time when all the overtly reverse psychology back chatter started in here. I did my part for the civs early on Night 2, but I pretty much sucked the rest of the game. I would be super hard to NK, so I figured I would either be lynched at some point, or I would be alive in here alone with all the gloating baddies pretending to not be baddies, and I don't know that I could deal. You guys can be pretty funny, and I want to care, but it isn't easy.
Plus I would guess you want revenge on me, Mac, so whatever.
So if he isn't in YOUR chatroom (and maybe he is, lol) I would wonder where all this time is going if I were you.
Maybe you all have my lynch all arranged. That would be OK, I checked out around amulet time when all the overtly reverse psychology back chatter started in here. I did my part for the civs early on Night 2, but I pretty much sucked the rest of the game. I would be super hard to NK, so I figured I would either be lynched at some point, or I would be alive in here alone with all the gloating baddies pretending to not be baddies, and I don't know that I could deal. You guys can be pretty funny, and I want to care, but it isn't easy.
Plus I would guess you want revenge on me, Mac, so whatever.
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Bruh if I was gonna kill you I'd have done it already
I mean, no kills here no sir
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Re: Mafia: A World Asunder - GAME THREAD [Night 11]
Thats not very cash money.S~V~S wrote: ↑Thu Jan 10, 2019 7:42 am Personally I would like to lynch DH. I think he has to have more going on here than "no win condition" since I have the impression that this game is taking up alot of time, and the few posts a day he makes here don't seem to be time suckers of that magnitude tbh, this thread is mainly baddie shitposting at this point. I think the remaining civs are all "meh" at this point, watching the baddies manipulate each other lol
So if he isn't in YOUR chatroom (and maybe he is, lol) I would wonder where all this time is going if I were you.
Maybe you all have my lynch all arranged. That would be OK, I checked out around amulet time when all the overtly reverse psychology back chatter started in here. I did my part for the civs early on Night 2, but I pretty much sucked the rest of the game. I would be super hard to NK, so I figured I would either be lynched at some point, or I would be alive in here alone with all the gloating baddies pretending to not be baddies, and I don't know that I could deal. You guys can be pretty funny, and I want to care, but it isn't easy.
Plus I would guess you want revenge on me, Mac, so whatever.
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Re: Mafia: A World Asunder - GAME THREAD [Night 11]
Why would I want to take revenge on you? Every player left in this game is my homie? I'm not even gonna kill anyone anymore. You guys can just play like I don't exist. Jagged Blade has turned a new leaf, non government organisation.S~V~S wrote: ↑Thu Jan 10, 2019 7:42 am Personally I would like to lynch DH. I think he has to have more going on here than "no win condition" since I have the impression that this game is taking up alot of time, and the few posts a day he makes here don't seem to be time suckers of that magnitude tbh, this thread is mainly baddie shitposting at this point. I think the remaining civs are all "meh" at this point, watching the baddies manipulate each other lol
So if he isn't in YOUR chatroom (and maybe he is, lol) I would wonder where all this time is going if I were you.
Maybe you all have my lynch all arranged. That would be OK, I checked out around amulet time when all the overtly reverse psychology back chatter started in here. I did my part for the civs early on Night 2, but I pretty much sucked the rest of the game. I would be super hard to NK, so I figured I would either be lynched at some point, or I would be alive in here alone with all the gloating baddies pretending to not be baddies, and I don't know that I could deal. You guys can be pretty funny, and I want to care, but it isn't easy.
Plus I would guess you want revenge on me, Mac, so whatever.
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Re: Mafia: A World Asunder - GAME THREAD [Night 11]
Oh you're saying you killed Juliets. That's okay I killed lots of your friends.
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Re: Mafia: A World Asunder - GAME THREAD [Night 11]
More like Jagged Nerf BatMacDougall wrote: ↑Thu Jan 10, 2019 5:17 pm Why would I want to take revenge on you? Every player left in this game is my homie? I'm not even gonna kill anyone anymore. You guys can just play like I don't exist. Jagged Blade has turned a new leaf, non government organisation.
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<3MacDougall wrote: ↑Thu Jan 10, 2019 5:19 pm Oh you're saying you killed Juliets. That's okay I killed lots of your friends.
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Re: Mafia: A World Asunder - GAME THREAD [Night 11]
Y u no killencolonialbob wrote: ↑Thu Jan 10, 2019 8:09 amBruh if I was gonna kill you I'd have done it already
I mean, no kills here no sir
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I am a proper town mouseMacDougall wrote: ↑Thu Jan 10, 2019 5:52 pmY u no killencolonialbob wrote: ↑Thu Jan 10, 2019 8:09 amBruh if I was gonna kill you I'd have done it already
I mean, no kills here no sir
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Re: Mafia: A World Asunder - GAME THREAD [Night 11]
Looking at the big picture perhaps it would be I'll done to lynch DH today. I would feel bad.
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*ill done not I'll
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Re: Mafia: A World Asunder - GAME THREAD [Night 11]
Why did TH vote in the alive people poll? Why does it say the instead of there? Why cant I vote? Did I miss the end of the night phase already? I thought it usually ended later.
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Don't worry, sabie. TH is safely decomposing in my backpack
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Re: Mafia: A World Asunder - GAME THREAD [Night 11]
Then he cloned himself and came back
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