Magic the Gathering Mafia - Game Over - Mafia has won!

[MacDougall]

Urist is obvious town. Moving on.

I don't really scumread Ted. I've not read any posts of his that made me feel one way or the other. I've not been paying attention to this game. But now I'm only in this game.

I deal 5 damage to someone. I assume that kills most players at least.

[Epignosis]

Mac vote Epi with me

I gave you six mana.

Do you really think mafia did that?

I dont think anyone has the capacity to give more than 3 mana at a time, so you must be lying. Why are you fake claiming giving me 6 mana?

You know you got six mana.

How am I lying?

Is anyone going to claim that they gave you mana and I didn't give you six?

If I am lying, why would I do that?

I claimed to have received 6 mana ages ago, i assume it came from two different people.

But ok. Besides red mana, what other color did you send me?

Blue.

Im red and black. Your gesture is appreciated but it was useless and put me in danger for PtF. Don't do it again.

[VOTE: Unvote] aubergine

You were never in danger of PtF. That's why I sent it to you.

But I understand your concern.

You are a civilian henceforth.

[Guillotine]

Also I love how you clearly just skimmed my post for your own name and ignored the rest LOL

Who is this referred to?

[MacDougall]

Also I love how you clearly just skimmed my post for your own name and ignored the rest LOL

Dude who the fuck wouldn't

[MacDougall]

@MacDougall too slow. No mana for you.

Someone will give it to me. And I will kill your ass.

[MacDougall]

I gave you six mana.

Do you really think mafia did that?

I dont think anyone has the capacity to give more than 3 mana at a time, so you must be lying. Why are you fake claiming giving me 6 mana?

You know you got six mana.

How am I lying?

Is anyone going to claim that they gave you mana and I didn't give you six?

If I am lying, why would I do that?

I claimed to have received 6 mana ages ago, i assume it came from two different people.

But ok. Besides red mana, what other color did you send me?

Blue.

Im red and black. Your gesture is appreciated but it was useless and put me in danger for PtF. Don't do it again.

[VOTE: Unvote] aubergine

You were never in danger of PtF. That's why I sent it to you.

But I understand your concern.

You are a civilian henceforth.

What's PtF?

[Guillotine]

Urist is obvious town. Moving on.

I don't really scumread Ted. I've not read any posts of his that made me feel one way or the other. I've not been paying attention to this game. But now I'm only in this game.

I deal 5 damage to someone. I assume that kills most players at least.

Did you rand mafia Mac? You have not been paying attention to the game but you can say things like x player is obvious town?

[Marmot]

@MacDougall too slow. No mana for you.

Someone will give it to me. And I will kill your ass.

If you're paying attention, you would never damage me.

[MacDougall]

Urist is obvious town. Moving on.

I don't really scumread Ted. I've not read any posts of his that made me feel one way or the other. I've not been paying attention to this game. But now I'm only in this game.

I deal 5 damage to someone. I assume that kills most players at least.

Did you rand mafia Mac? You have not been paying attention to the game but you can say things like x player is obvious town?

What a dumb fucking post seriously

[Guillotine]

I dont think anyone has the capacity to give more than 3 mana at a time, so you must be lying. Why are you fake claiming giving me 6 mana?

You know you got six mana.

How am I lying?

Is anyone going to claim that they gave you mana and I didn't give you six?

If I am lying, why would I do that?

I claimed to have received 6 mana ages ago, i assume it came from two different people.

But ok. Besides red mana, what other color did you send me?

Blue.

Im red and black. Your gesture is appreciated but it was useless and put me in danger for PtF. Don't do it again.

[VOTE: Unvote] aubergine

You were never in danger of PtF. That's why I sent it to you.

But I understand your concern.

You are a civilian henceforth.

What's PtF?

Punish the Fool! Mafia's anti claim mechanic.

[Guillotine]

Urist is obvious town. Moving on.

I don't really scumread Ted. I've not read any posts of his that made me feel one way or the other. I've not been paying attention to this game. But now I'm only in this game.

I deal 5 damage to someone. I assume that kills most players at least.

Did you rand mafia Mac? You have not been paying attention to the game but you can say things like x player is obvious town?

What a dumb fucking post seriously

Yours? Absolutely, i expected more from you champ!

[MacDougall]

You know you got six mana.

How am I lying?

Is anyone going to claim that they gave you mana and I didn't give you six?

If I am lying, why would I do that?

I claimed to have received 6 mana ages ago, i assume it came from two different people.

But ok. Besides red mana, what other color did you send me?

Blue.

Im red and black. Your gesture is appreciated but it was useless and put me in danger for PtF. Don't do it again.

[VOTE: Unvote] aubergine

You were never in danger of PtF. That's why I sent it to you.

But I understand your concern.

You are a civilian henceforth.

What's PtF?

Punish the Fool! Mafia's anti claim mechanic.

No soup kills or any sort of punishment for claiming. Role claiming and info dumping completely safe.

[MacDougall]

You know you got six mana.

How am I lying?

Is anyone going to claim that they gave you mana and I didn't give you six?

If I am lying, why would I do that?

I claimed to have received 6 mana ages ago, i assume it came from two different people.

But ok. Besides red mana, what other color did you send me?

Blue.

Im red and black. Your gesture is appreciated but it was useless and put me in danger for PtF. Don't do it again.

[VOTE: Unvote] aubergine

You were never in danger of PtF. That's why I sent it to you.

But I understand your concern.

You are a civilian henceforth.

What's PtF?

Punish the Fool! Mafia's anti claim mechanic.

No soup kills or any sort of punishment for claiming. Role claiming and info dumping completely safe.

[MacDougall]

Urist is obvious town. Moving on.

I don't really scumread Ted. I've not read any posts of his that made me feel one way or the other. I've not been paying attention to this game. But now I'm only in this game.

I deal 5 damage to someone. I assume that kills most players at least.

Did you rand mafia Mac? You have not been paying attention to the game but you can say things like x player is obvious town?

What a dumb fucking post seriously

Yours? Absolutely, i expected more from you champ!

No Einstein.

I haven't been paying attention doesn't mean I haven't read posts during the last 10 minutes I've been obviously paying attention. Absurd absurd absurd levels of absurd.

[MacDougall]

Epi and Guillo are both outed mafia I guess.

[Guillotine]

I claimed to have received 6 mana ages ago, i assume it came from two different people.

But ok. Besides red mana, what other color did you send me?

Blue.

Im red and black. Your gesture is appreciated but it was useless and put me in danger for PtF. Don't do it again.

[VOTE: Unvote] aubergine

You were never in danger of PtF. That's why I sent it to you.

But I understand your concern.

You are a civilian henceforth.

What's PtF?

Punish the Fool! Mafia's anti claim mechanic.

No soup kills or any sort of punishment for claiming. Role claiming and info dumping completely safe.

Take a look at the mafia factional cards.

[Urist]

going to bed for now, be back later

[Epignosis]

Epi and Guillo are both outed mafia I guess.

My guess is you need to be put out of your misery.

Stop signing up for shit you can't keep up with.

[falcon45ca]

Urist is obvious town. Moving on.

I don't really scumread Ted. I've not read any posts of his that made me feel one way or the other. I've not been paying attention to this game. But now I'm only in this game.

I deal 5 damage to someone. I assume that kills most players at least.

We all get 10 life

[MacDougall]

Blue.

Im red and black. Your gesture is appreciated but it was useless and put me in danger for PtF. Don't do it again.

[VOTE: Unvote] aubergine

You were never in danger of PtF. That's why I sent it to you.

But I understand your concern.

You are a civilian henceforth.

What's PtF?

Punish the Fool! Mafia's anti claim mechanic.

No soup kills or any sort of punishment for claiming. Role claiming and info dumping completely safe.

Take a look at the mafia factional cards.

Wolfy awareness of mafia powers

[Epignosis]

[VOTE: MacDougall] aubergine

[MacDougall]

Epi and Guillo are both outed mafia I guess.

My guess is you need to be put out of your misery.

Stop signing up for shit you can't keep up with.

Someone's defensive.

[Guillotine]

Epi and Guillo are both outed mafia I guess.

Then how come i didnt get a private chat with you?

I demand access to the scum private chat now!!

[MacDougall]

Urist is obvious town. Moving on.

I don't really scumread Ted. I've not read any posts of his that made me feel one way or the other. I've not been paying attention to this game. But now I'm only in this game.

I deal 5 damage to someone. I assume that kills most players at least.

We all get 10 life

Right right

[MacDougall]

[VOTE: MacDougall] aubergine

Righteo.

[Guillotine]

Im red and black. Your gesture is appreciated but it was useless and put me in danger for PtF. Don't do it again.

[VOTE: Unvote] aubergine

You were never in danger of PtF. That's why I sent it to you.

But I understand your concern.

You are a civilian henceforth.

What's PtF?

Punish the Fool! Mafia's anti claim mechanic.

No soup kills or any sort of punishment for claiming. Role claiming and info dumping completely safe.

Take a look at the mafia factional cards.

Wolfy awareness of mafia powers

Yah... that are posted publicly.... to the thread.

Mac is scum here then. He is never a derp, he is faking it.

[falcon45ca]

Epi, why would you give Guillo 6 mana? Was there a post he made that led you to believe he needed mana?

[MacDougall]

Kill me if you want. Just flip Epi and Guillo afterwards the actual outed mafia.

[MacDougall]

You were never in danger of PtF. That's why I sent it to you.

But I understand your concern.

You are a civilian henceforth.

What's PtF?

Punish the Fool! Mafia's anti claim mechanic.

No soup kills or any sort of punishment for claiming. Role claiming and info dumping completely safe.

Take a look at the mafia factional cards.

Wolfy awareness of mafia powers

Yah... that are posted publicly.... to the thread.

Mac is scum here then. He is never a derp, he is faking it.

Im mafia because I didn't know what the wolf powers were? Strong strong logic.

[MacDougall]

[VOTE: Epignosis] aubergine

[Epignosis]

Epi, why would you give Guillo 6 mana? Was there a post he made that led you to believe he needed mana?

No.

[Guillotine]

Kill me if you want. Just flip Epi and Guillo afterwards the actual outed mafia.

Lol im never getting yeeted here. If you want me dead, come at me at night and we'll both go down in flames.

[MacDougall]

Kill me if you want. Just flip Epi and Guillo afterwards the actual outed mafia.

Lol im never getting yeeted here. If you want me dead, come at me at night and we'll both go down in flames.

If I get the mana I probably will take you up on your offer.

[Guillotine]

What's PtF?

Punish the Fool! Mafia's anti claim mechanic.

No soup kills or any sort of punishment for claiming. Role claiming and info dumping completely safe.

Take a look at the mafia factional cards.

Wolfy awareness of mafia powers

Yah... that are posted publicly.... to the thread.

Mac is scum here then. He is never a derp, he is faking it.

Im mafia because I didn't know what the wolf powers were? Strong strong logic.

Dude! The fucking factional powers are displayed in the OP!

We scum together in spider-verse, i know how aware you are on the mechanical aspect of every game you play! I will never buy your bullshit that you are not aware of the OP.

[Guillotine]

Kill me if you want. Just flip Epi and Guillo afterwards the actual outed mafia.

Lol im never getting yeeted here. If you want me dead, come at me at night and we'll both go down in flames.

If I get the mana I probably will take you up on your offer.

I will wait! I'll gladly take you down with me scum, if we dont chop you first.

[VOTE: Macdougall] aubergine

[MacDougall]

Punish the Fool! Mafia's anti claim mechanic.

No soup kills or any sort of punishment for claiming. Role claiming and info dumping completely safe.

Take a look at the mafia factional cards.

Wolfy awareness of mafia powers

Yah... that are posted publicly.... to the thread.

Mac is scum here then. He is never a derp, he is faking it.

Im mafia because I didn't know what the wolf powers were? Strong strong logic.

Dude! The fucking factional powers are displayed in the OP!

We scum together in spider-verse, i know how aware you are on the mechanical aspect of every game you play! I will never buy your bullshit that you are not aware of the OP.

Be still my beating fucking heart.

[MacDougall]

Vote for Epi you God damned *expletive deleted*.

[MacDougall]

The most infuriating town teammate in the entirety of online mafia is back. Great.

Lets try to win this game eh? Let's start with you just not convincing yourself that you know shit all about my range.

[Marmot]

Vote for Epi you God damned *expletive deleted*.

Can I get a check in on how you're feeling Mac? You seem irritated.

How caught up are you rn?

[Guillotine]

Vote for Epi you God damned *expletive deleted*.

The most infuriating town teammate in the entirety of online mafia is back. Great.

Lets try to win this game eh? Let's start with you just not convincing yourself that you know shit all about my range.

No! You pissed me off, so im tunneling you until i get tired (if i get tired).

[MacDougall]

PS I knew everything about Spiderverse's mechanics because I was mafia and we had a fucking soup kill.

[MacDougall]

Vote for Epi you God damned *expletive deleted*.

Can I get a check in on how you're feeling Mac? You seem irritated.

How caught up are you rn?

Supremely irritated.

Not very.

[Marmot]

Vote for Epi you God damned *expletive deleted*.

Can I get a check in on how you're feeling Mac? You seem irritated.

How caught up are you rn?

Supremely irritated.

Not very.

What can we do to not irritate you?

How much do you plan on catching up?

[MacDougall]

Vote for Epi you God damned *expletive deleted*.

Can I get a check in on how you're feeling Mac? You seem irritated.

How caught up are you rn?

Supremely irritated.

Not very.

What can we do to not irritate you?

How much do you plan on catching up?

I dunno but asking me questions like that seems to work. What are you Dr. Phil?

I don't know at this point. If I live a little while I'll get around to it.

I don't super need to catch up to be positively contributing tho.

I just outed myself as town KP so I will catch a NK tonight probably.

[Epignosis]

[VOTE: JackofHearts2005] aubergine

[tutuu]

Official VC 2.4:

DrWilgy - 0 -
dunya - 1 - DrWilgy
Enrique - 0 -
Epignosis - 1 - MacDougall
falcon45ca - 0 -
Guillotine - 0 -
hollowkatt - 0 -
Jackofhearts2005 - 2 - falcon45ca, Epignosis
Justplayingitcool - 0 -
Long Con - 0 -
MacDougall - 1 - Guillotine
Marmot - 1 - Justplayingitcool
112 - 1 - Marmot
tedxtr - 3 - hollowkatt, dunya, 112
Urist - 2 - Long Con, tedxtr

No Chop - 0 -
Not voting - 3 - Enrique, Jackofhearts2005, Urist


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tutuu

DrWilgy
dunya
Enrique
Epignosis
falcon45ca
Guillotine
Jackofhearts2005
Justplayingitcool
Kylemii
Long Con
MacDougall
Made
Marmot
Nicol Bolas / 112
hollowkatt
tedxtr
Poison / Urist

[Marmot]

I dunno but asking me questions like that seems to work. What are you Dr. Phil?

I don't know at this point. If I live a little while I'll get around to it.

I don't super need to catch up to be positively contributing tho.

I just outed myself as town KP so I will catch a NK tonight probably.

I know town-Mac is an incredibly useful thing to have in a game. I'm not seeing that right now, but I assume that's because you're irritated and over-extended, not necessarily because you're mafia.

I assumed you weren't caught up, because Epi and Guillo just finished a long back-and-forth that seemed to resolve some things. You called them scum afterwards. I didn't get it. Anyway, I doubt either of them are mafia..


How can we get your head in the game?

[Marmot]

Yeah I'll bite.

[VOTE: JackofHearts] aubergine

[MacDougall]

I dunno but asking me questions like that seems to work. What are you Dr. Phil?

I don't know at this point. If I live a little while I'll get around to it.

I don't super need to catch up to be positively contributing tho.

I just outed myself as town KP so I will catch a NK tonight probably.

I know town-Mac is an incredibly useful thing to have in a game. I'm not seeing that right now, but I assume that's because you're irritated and over-extended, not necessarily because you're mafia.

I assumed you weren't caught up, because Epi and Guillo just finished a long back-and-forth that seemed to resolve some things. You called them scum afterwards. I didn't get it. Anyway, I doubt either of them are mafia..


How can we get your head in the game?

Guillo is town.

Epi is probably not town.

Dunya is probably not town.

[hollowkatt]

What do you think of 112/esooa?

I agree that her usual scumhunting game is not here, but im not sure it's because she is just demotivated or scum. She helped a lot to understand the mechanics of this game though, i feel scum would try to do just the opposite, scum would try to confuse us more and if not, at least they wouldn't help us get clarity about how shit works? After all, our weakness is being uninformed.

There is a person who can answer mechanical questions.

That person is tutuu.

I will be handing out zero credit for answering mechanical questions.

What did you think about my comment and Kyle’s vomment about you feeling kind of pocketing on D1?

What did I think about it?

I didn't think about it.

ok, what gives? I've never seen you play before so I dunno if the curmudgeon is a shtick or not, but like you're playing as if you're above all us plebs or something. Things don't concern you, or you're not bothering to think about things.
Why don't you think about things? I'm thinking about all the things all the time.

I'm pushing 40, and even when I wasn't, people called me that. This is a game on the Internet. My life will not change because of it. So no, things don't concern me. I do not mean to convey that my life is above anybody else's, but I am older and I care less about what's posted here than, say, what's posted to my bank account.

I never said I don't think about things. I think about things all the time too. I don't know why you phrased it that way. I am, if anything, deeply and consciously, a thinker.

I didn't think about Kylemii's pocketing talk because I know it's not true. Hence I have no need to waste time thinking about it.

I therefore don't have to waste time thinking about what others have say about it.

cool, I turn 43 in about two months.
I'm not saying your life should change, or that you should hyperfocus on what people are saying. What I am saying is your playstyle appears to be very dismissive? I dunno if that's the right word to use, it probably isn't and I'm probably being a jerk, but I dunno, like i want to wolf read you on tone b/c I can't wrap my head around it. I want to town read you for content b/c like I super dig the idgaf style.

The thing that worries me the most about you is this: you seem to be very dismissive of direct questions if you don't want to answer them, and I find that to be wolf tell more often than it is anything else.