how much of the thread have you read? what are your thoughts?AL_sama wrote: ↑Fri Apr 09, 2021 10:45 amah I missed thatHally wrote: ↑Fri Apr 09, 2021 10:21 amhi, tutuu didn’t dip. i replaced herAL_sama wrote: ↑Fri Apr 09, 2021 10:19 amwell I m reading but tell me something is it usual for tututu dip like this??Justplayingitcool wrote: ↑Fri Apr 09, 2021 10:06 amRead the next 12 pages and give us your summary, thoughts and your reads
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Level zero says Ted may be aligned, but I am not anymore a level zero player, so I keep my read om Ted.
Explain me your ideas @Hally, why is Ted Marmot's partner?
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Re: Fargo Mafia [DAY 2]
pretty much most of itHally wrote: ↑Fri Apr 09, 2021 10:47 amhow much of the thread have you read? what are your thoughts?AL_sama wrote: ↑Fri Apr 09, 2021 10:45 amah I missed thatHally wrote: ↑Fri Apr 09, 2021 10:21 amhi, tutuu didn’t dip. i replaced herAL_sama wrote: ↑Fri Apr 09, 2021 10:19 amwell I m reading but tell me something is it usual for tututu dip like this??Justplayingitcool wrote: ↑Fri Apr 09, 2021 10:06 amRead the next 12 pages and give us your summary, thoughts and your reads
I've noticed something that no one really brought up yet
alison have been kinda trying to avoid lynching ted to an extent and I wanna know why??
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Re: Fargo Mafia [DAY 2]
Please post them again or link them for me, you didn't quote me or @ me with them, and is hard to search on mobile now
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Re: Fargo Mafia [DAY 1]
ctrl+f “marmot” in ted’s isoMichelle wrote: ↑Fri Apr 09, 2021 10:58 amHally these are mentions about Ted in Marmot's Iso if my 'find in page' works correct, maybe it was one more postSpoiler: show
Level zero says Ted may be aligned, but I am not anymore a level zero player, so I keep my read om Ted.
Explain me your ideas @Hally, why is Ted Marmot's partner?
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Why nanook over the other two?
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Re: Fargo Mafia [DAY 2]
alison is lock clear. she can do what she wantsAL_sama wrote: ↑Fri Apr 09, 2021 11:00 ampretty much most of itHally wrote: ↑Fri Apr 09, 2021 10:47 amhow much of the thread have you read? what are your thoughts?AL_sama wrote: ↑Fri Apr 09, 2021 10:45 amah I missed thatHally wrote: ↑Fri Apr 09, 2021 10:21 amhi, tutuu didn’t dip. i replaced herAL_sama wrote: ↑Fri Apr 09, 2021 10:19 amwell I m reading but tell me something is it usual for tututu dip like this??Justplayingitcool wrote: ↑Fri Apr 09, 2021 10:06 amRead the next 12 pages and give us your summary, thoughts and your reads
I've noticed something that no one really brought up yet
alison have been kinda trying to avoid lynching ted to an extent and I wanna know why??

who do you want to kill today?
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Re: Fargo Mafia [DAY 2]
Because I'm on ted who's also in my PoE. I feel more confident that Ted will flip scum then Nook.

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Re: Fargo Mafia [DAY 1]
Is this your list Al?AL_sama wrote: ↑Tue Apr 06, 2021 7:11 pm jjj looks townie but feels he could pull it off even if he is scum
alison is giving similar vibes as jjj
tututu is null for me right now
ted isn't playing his usual town game
michelle from what little she posted looks town bit would love to see or from her
falcon looks townie
KZA null
mac townie maybe
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stou looks townie
odd with the way he dipped is making me think he is scum
long con null
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straw looks townie
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boknows slight scum lean
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Help me make a bigger wagon on Nanook pleaseBoKnows wrote: ↑Fri Apr 09, 2021 11:04 amBecause I'm on ted who's also in my PoE. I feel more confident that Ted will flip scum then Nook.
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Re: Fargo Mafia [DAY 2]
Why not+Strawhenge wrote: ↑Fri Apr 09, 2021 11:03 amWhy nanook over the other two?
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That should be a question mark not a plus smh
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Re: Fargo Mafia [DAY 2]
If Alison is scum Hally is teammateHally wrote: ↑Fri Apr 09, 2021 11:04 amalison is lock clear. she can do what she wantsAL_sama wrote: ↑Fri Apr 09, 2021 11:00 ampretty much most of itHally wrote: ↑Fri Apr 09, 2021 10:47 amhow much of the thread have you read? what are your thoughts?AL_sama wrote: ↑Fri Apr 09, 2021 10:45 amah I missed thatHally wrote: ↑Fri Apr 09, 2021 10:21 amhi, tutuu didn’t dip. i replaced herAL_sama wrote: ↑Fri Apr 09, 2021 10:19 amwell I m reading but tell me something is it usual for tututu dip like this??Justplayingitcool wrote: ↑Fri Apr 09, 2021 10:06 am
Read the next 12 pages and give us your summary, thoughts and your reads
I've noticed something that no one really brought up yet
alison have been kinda trying to avoid lynching ted to an extent and I wanna know why??
who do you want to kill today?

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Re: Fargo Mafia [DAY 1]
I don't wanna, do it and show it to meHally wrote: ↑Fri Apr 09, 2021 11:03 amctrl+f “marmot” in ted’s isoMichelle wrote: ↑Fri Apr 09, 2021 10:58 amHally these are mentions about Ted in Marmot's Iso if my 'find in page' works correct, maybe it was one more postSpoiler: show
Level zero says Ted may be aligned, but I am not anymore a level zero player, so I keep my read om Ted.
Explain me your ideas @Hally, why is Ted Marmot's partner?
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Re: Fargo Mafia [DAY 2]
If you can make a compelling case on why NOOK over Ted I'll consider it.Michelle wrote: ↑Fri Apr 09, 2021 11:06 amHelp me make a bigger wagon on Nanook pleaseBoKnows wrote: ↑Fri Apr 09, 2021 11:04 amBecause I'm on ted who's also in my PoE. I feel more confident that Ted will flip scum then Nook.

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Re: Fargo Mafia [DAY 2]
i am also lock clearMichelle wrote: ↑Fri Apr 09, 2021 11:08 amIf Alison is scum Hally is teammateHally wrote: ↑Fri Apr 09, 2021 11:04 amalison is lock clear. she can do what she wantsAL_sama wrote: ↑Fri Apr 09, 2021 11:00 ampretty much most of it
I've noticed something that no one really brought up yet
alison have been kinda trying to avoid lynching ted to an extent and I wanna know why??
who do you want to kill today?![]()
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Re: Fargo Mafia [DAY 2]
nanook doesn't look good, but ted, TSP, and LC all look worse. If you have a strong reason to get a wagon going on nanook, I'd love to hear it.Michelle wrote: ↑Fri Apr 09, 2021 11:07 amWhy not+Strawhenge wrote: ↑Fri Apr 09, 2021 11:03 amWhy nanook over the other two?
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Re: Fargo Mafia [DAY 0]
@MichelleSloonei wrote: ↑Thu Apr 08, 2021 11:15 pm ted & marmot's excellent adventureNothing at all.Spoiler: show
A big random Marmot ISO in which he slaps a "seems like a villager" read on him despite leaving several questions and failing to elaborate on any of the favorable points he awarded. Based on my personal experience with wolf ted, it is not impossible for him to make a post like this as Marmot's partner. That does not need to have been the case. But it does not help that I don't love the analysis itself.
Ted asks Alison to explain the case for Marmot.Spoiler: show
Alison explains the case for Marmot.
Ted expresses appreciation as he looks over the case.
Ted affirms that he's willing to vote for KZA.
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"Apart from that one argument I willfully ignored, why are you all voting for this mafioso?"Spoiler: show
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Why am I sirengifing, you ask? Well, check this out:The first post reads like a soft protest against the votes on Marmot. "This person is town, you shouldn't be voting for him!" Then Mac roughs him up a bit, questions his intentions, and Ted's new story becomes "I am intrigued by the votes because I trust the players voting for him." I get wildly different impressions from these two explanations of ted's interest in the Marmot wagon. I call shenanigans. @tedxtr, you stand accused of shenanigans. How do you plead?Spoiler: show
Anyway uh there's still a good chunk of ted iso left for me to sift through. Moving along...
An inadequate summary of the wagons.Spoiler: show
Ted is playing some elite defense here on Marmot's behalf.Spoiler: show
Yeah ted, and you responded to that by saying "Good point, let's vote for kza."Spoiler: show
Ted gets two fairly concrete cases against Ted. He responds to the first with no input. He responds to the second by asking a question that is still vaguely pro-marmot, but at least is trending toward the potential for Marmot suspicion. But even if ted is Marmot's teammate trying to save him, he's handcuffed at this point. He's been begging for people to explain why Marmot is getting votes, and now two trusted, vocal town players have made it impossible for him to continue to act like there isn't a reasonable case against him. And we are getting to a point in the day where bussing Marmot might be becoming more of a necessity.Spoiler: show
These posts came 9 and 2 minutes before the deadline respectively. Ted offered no comment on either Marmot or al_sama in between this pair of posts and the previous exchange with Jay about the Marmot case. I don't know exactly how the wagons looked as the final hours/minutes unfolded, but this vote for Marmot looks like it was inevitable by the time ted came around to it. I award him zero points for it.Spoiler: show
I can easily see Ted on the Kansas City Chiefs. This ISO was bad.
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Re: Fargo Mafia [DAY 2]
I have a strong meta reason to give Ted a passStrawhenge wrote: ↑Fri Apr 09, 2021 11:09 amnanook doesn't look good, but ted, TSP, and LC all look worse. If you have a strong reason to get a wagon going on nanook, I'd love to hear it.
That means we should pressure Nanook today
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Re: Fargo Mafia [DAY 2]
I have a strong meta reason to give Ted a passStrawhenge wrote: ↑Fri Apr 09, 2021 11:09 amnanook doesn't look good, but ted, TSP, and LC all look worse. If you have a strong reason to get a wagon going on nanook, I'd love to hear it.
That means we should pressure Nanook today
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Re: Fargo Mafia [DAY 2]
Hally I will not read that, i have a life
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Re: Fargo Mafia [DAY 2]
@Michelle do you have mechanical knowledge that ted is a villager?
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Re: Fargo Mafia [DAY 2]
I have meta reasons, why don't you read my posts?
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Re: Fargo Mafia [DAY 2]
okay. well then it’s hard to care about your defense of ted unless you have mechanical information suggesting he’s a villager
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Re: Fargo Mafia [DAY 2]
I said i will not post about meta
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Re: Fargo Mafia [DAY 2]
what makes you lock alison as town?? her play??Hally wrote: ↑Fri Apr 09, 2021 11:04 amalison is lock clear. she can do what she wantsAL_sama wrote: ↑Fri Apr 09, 2021 11:00 ampretty much most of itHally wrote: ↑Fri Apr 09, 2021 10:47 amhow much of the thread have you read? what are your thoughts?AL_sama wrote: ↑Fri Apr 09, 2021 10:45 amah I missed thatHally wrote: ↑Fri Apr 09, 2021 10:21 amhi, tutuu didn’t dip. i replaced herAL_sama wrote: ↑Fri Apr 09, 2021 10:19 amwell I m reading but tell me something is it usual for tututu dip like this??Justplayingitcool wrote: ↑Fri Apr 09, 2021 10:06 am
Read the next 12 pages and give us your summary, thoughts and your reads
I've noticed something that no one really brought up yet
alison have been kinda trying to avoid lynching ted to an extent and I wanna know why??
who do you want to kill today?
ted as I think he is scum and his flip will provide good info
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Re: Fargo Mafia [DAY 2]
yes, but you haven’t explained those reasons at all and have refused to engage with the suspicion on him. i assumed from this that you might know he’s a villager
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Re: Fargo Mafia [DAY 2]
I note this as role fishing and put you in my Poe
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Re: Fargo Mafia [DAY 2]
You assume too much
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Re: Fargo Mafia [DAY 2]
Al vote Nanook with meAL_sama wrote: ↑Fri Apr 09, 2021 11:14 amwhat makes you lock alison as town?? her play??Hally wrote: ↑Fri Apr 09, 2021 11:04 amalison is lock clear. she can do what she wantsAL_sama wrote: ↑Fri Apr 09, 2021 11:00 ampretty much most of it
I've noticed something that no one really brought up yet
alison have been kinda trying to avoid lynching ted to an extent and I wanna know why??
who do you want to kill today?
ted as I think he is scum and his flip will provide good info
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Re: Fargo Mafia [DAY 2]
what am i supposed to do with this? you don’t want to explain your reasons why ted is a villager. you don’t want to read why others think he’s a wolf. how am i meant to engage with you then?
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Re: Fargo Mafia [DAY 2]
@Michelle so you won't post about meta, you'll dodge mech questions, and you won't read long posts.
What will you do to convince us to not vote ted and vote for nanook instead?
What will you do to convince us to not vote ted and vote for nanook instead?
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Re: Fargo Mafia [DAY 2]
alison’s play + claimed role ~never comes from a wolf imoAL_sama wrote: ↑Fri Apr 09, 2021 11:14 amwhat makes you lock alison as town?? her play??Hally wrote: ↑Fri Apr 09, 2021 11:04 amalison is lock clear. she can do what she wantsAL_sama wrote: ↑Fri Apr 09, 2021 11:00 ampretty much most of it
I've noticed something that no one really brought up yet
alison have been kinda trying to avoid lynching ted to an extent and I wanna know why??
who do you want to kill today?
ted as I think he is scum and his flip will provide good info
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Re: Fargo Mafia [DAY 2]
I reffuse to elaborate on a read everyone should know about because is meta for a player who just played with us in a very different way the GoC game
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Re: Fargo Mafia [DAY 2]
He didn't play with me in that game. Help me out.
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Re: Fargo Mafia [DAY 2]
this is a multiball game. GoC was not
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Re: Fargo Mafia [DAY 2]
Enlighten me I didn't play in the GoC.

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Re: Fargo Mafia [DAY 2]
What? I don't dodge mech questionsStrawhenge wrote: ↑Fri Apr 09, 2021 11:16 am @Michelle so you won't post about meta, you'll dodge mech questions, and you won't read long posts.
What will you do to convince us to not vote ted and vote for nanook instead?

Common sense, Nanook's wagon has a huge resutance