Fargo Mafia [Game Ends]

[Esooa]

I bet this game was not multiball all along

How much would you like to bet?

I bet my life on it

[Hally]

this is the most productive we’ve been all game

[NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME]

You will regret opening this

Spoiler: show

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.

However little known the feelings or views of such a man may be on his first entering a neighbourhood, this truth is so well fixed in the minds of the surrounding families, that he is considered as the rightful property of some one or other of their daughters.

"My dear Mr. Bennet," said his lady to him one day, "have you heard that Netherfield Park is let at last?"

Mr. Bennet replied that he had not.

"But it is," returned she; "for Mrs. Long has just been here, and she told me all about it."

Mr. Bennet made no answer.

"Do not you want to know who has taken it?" cried his wife impatiently.

"You want to tell me, and I have no objection to hearing it."

This was invitation enough.

"Why, my dear, you must know, Mrs. Long says that Netherfield is taken by a young man of large fortune from the north of England; that he came down on Monday in a chaise and four to see the place, and was so much delighted with it that he agreed with Mr. Morris immediately; that he is to take possession before Michaelmas, and some of his servants are to be in the house by the end of next week."

"What is his name?"

"Bingley."

"Is he married or single?"

"Oh! single, my dear, to be sure! A single man of large fortune; four or five thousand a year. What a fine thing for our girls!"

"How so? how can it affect them?"

"My dear Mr. Bennet," replied his wife, "how can you be so tiresome! You must know that I am thinking of his marrying one of them."

"Is that his design in settling here?"

"Design! nonsense, how can you talk so! But it is very likely that he may fall in love with one of them, and therefore you must visit him as soon as he comes."

"I see no occasion for that. You and the girls may go, or you may send them by themselves, which perhaps will be still better, for as you are as handsome as any of them, Mr. Bingley might like you the best of the party."

"My dear, you flatter me. I certainly have had my share of beauty, but I do not pretend to be any thing extraordinary now. When a woman has five grown up daughters, she ought to give over thinking of her own beauty."

"In such cases, a woman has not often much beauty to think of."

"But, my dear, you must indeed go and see Mr. Bingley when he comes into the neighbourhood."

"It is more than I engage for, I assure you."

"But consider your daughters. Only think what an establishment it would be for one of them. Sir William and Lady Lucas are determined to go, merely on that account, for in general you know they visit no new comers. Indeed you must go, for it will be impossible for us to visit him, if you do not."

"You are over scrupulous surely. I dare say Mr. Bingley will be very glad to see you; and I will send a few lines by you to assure him of my hearty consent to his marrying which ever he chuses of the girls; though I must throw in a good word for my little Lizzy."

"I desire you will do no such thing. Lizzy is not a bit better than the others; and I am sure she is not half so handsome as Jane, nor half so good humoured as Lydia. But you are always giving her the preference."

"They have none of them much to recommend them," replied he; "they are all silly and ignorant like other girls; but Lizzy has something more of quickness than her sisters."

"Mr Bennet, how can you abuse your own children in such a way? You take delight in vexing me. You have no compassion on my poor nerves."

"You mistake me, my dear. I have a high respect for your nerves. They are my old friends. I have heard you mention them with consideration these twenty years at least."

"Ah! you do not know what I suffer."

"But I hope you will get over it, and live to see many young men of four thousand a year come into the neighbourhood."

"It will be no use to us, if twenty such should come since you will not visit them."

"Depend upon it, my dear, that when there are twenty, I will visit them all."

Mr Bennet was so odd a mixture of quick parts, sarcastic humour, reserve, and caprice, that the experience of three and twenty years had been insufficient to make his wife understand his character. Her mind was less difficult to develope. She was a woman of mean understanding, little information and uncertain temper. When she was discontented she fancied herself nervous. The business of her life was to get her daughters married; its solace was visiting and news.

[Esooa]

KZA

[Esooa]

KZA was the 10,000th post

[Hally]

It's me. It will always be me. At any interval in which you thought "Hally might be a villager" erase it from your memory banks because it might as well not even exist. People will remember me not as the person who played mafia, rather the person who wasn't a villager. I don't care if I never make any other significant accomplishment on MU as long as people understand that in this game I will never flip villager. I want it written on my tombstone and I want it passed down my generation so if by chance my offspring plays Mafia you are all reminded of the time you lynched me and I wasn't a villager. Under no circumstance in this game will I ever flip villager. When the world undergoes heat death millions of years from now and the last star burns out and existence itself is torn asunder, somewhere in the desolated cosmos there will be my last reverberations spreading far and wide that I was never a villager.

[fingersplints]

I'm mostly voting fingersplints because of wagon purity reasons

I don't actually care if fingersplints or JPIC go over today.

You think a wagon of this many people is entirely pure? Lol

This IS a multiball game. There are wolves voting for me. I learned some days ago. I could have helped more but meh I gave up on this game ages ago

[Hally]

Reasons Town lost:

-Hally was fucking useless and decided to gamethrow and spam. If Hally is in a game with me, I'm going to replace out. If Hally joins as a replacement, I'm replacing out. I cant deal with his shit and clearly he is just barely within the grey area of gamethrowing such that he wont be banned.

-Hally was fucking useless as Sheriff. Read the fucking thread or replace out. End of story.

-Hally was terrible. HOW DO YOU NOT SUBMIT A NIGHT ACTION. (And why wasnt he prodded for not giving a night action? He should have been... )

-Hally’s gambit was really stupid. DONT HARDCLAIM ESCORT AS CITIZEN WHY DO TOWNIES KEEP FAKECLAIMING OTHER TOWN ROLES THAT IS NOT HOW YOU PLAY TOWN
Ever hear of the "Lynch all Liars" policy? IT EXISTS FOR A REASON!

-Hally was awful. WHY WOULD YOU GUARD [name] ON NIGHT 2 WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU??? THEY WERE NOT AMONG THE TOWN LEADERS DONT TRY TO PLAY PROTECTIVE WIFOM GAMES IT DOES NOT WORK LIKE THAT WHEN YOU DONT HAVE ANY HARDCLAIMS TO WORK WITH!

-TOO. MANY. FUCKING. INACTIVES. If you join, you are expected to be committing to playing actively. If you are going to be inactive, replace out or DONT FUCKING JOIN.

-Mafia gamethrew. They made themselves lose so that Town would lose. What the fuck...
A loss is a loss. Black and white. You disregarded your own win condition so that Town would lose...
Town were in MyLo until Mafia failed to kill on Night 4 and even still if the Mafia killed the Escort and another Townie was doused before Arso ignited Town would be in MyLo again. And mislynching the Citizen would lead to a Mafia win. MAFIA HAD EVERY CHANCE TO WIN THE GAME AND THEY DECIDED TO GAMETHROW. ARE YOU KIDDING ME??

-Hally gamethrew. TRY OR LEAVE. IF YOU ARE JOINING TO SHITPOST AND FUCK AROUND FOR FREELO, DONT BOTHER.
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[Hally]

ok im done

[staypositivefriend]

Dear Players of Fargo Mafia,

This letter has been served as notice of your recent acts of unwarranted harassment. You are required to cease and desist all acts of harassment including but not limited to:

Scumreading me, FOS'ing me, tinfoiling me, pushing on me, voting me, saying that I am mafia, implying that I am mafia, acting like I could be mafia, not unconditionally townreading me

The listed actions are unwanted and unwarranted. This cease and desist letter shall serve as a pre-suit letter requesting that you provide written assurance immediately that you will discontinue further actions.

Sincerely,

Jessica
4/17/2021

What the nya~ did you just fucking nya~ about me, you little nya~? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my nya~ in the Navy nya~s, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret nya~s on Al-nya~, and I have over 300 confirmed nya~s. I am trained in nya~ warfare and I’m the top nya~ in the entire US armed nya~. You are nothing to me but just another nya~. I will nya~ you the fuck out with nya~ the likes of which has never been seen before on this nya~, mark my fucking nya~. You think you can get away with saying that nya~ to me over the nya~? Think again, nya~. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of nya~ across the USA and your nya~ is being traced right now so you better prepare for the spam, nya~. The spam that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your nya~. You’re fucking nya~, kid. I can be nya~, nya~, and I can nya~ you in over nya~ ways, and that’s just with my bare nya~. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed nya~, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States nya~ and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable nya~ off the face of the nya~, you little nya~. If only you could have known what unholy nya~ your little “nya~” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking nya~. But you nya~, you nya~, and now you’re nya~, you goddamn nya~. I will shit nya~ all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking nya~, kiddo.

What's this you've said to me, my good friend? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in conflict resolution, and Ive been involved in numerous friendly discussions, and I have over 300 confirmed friends. I am trained in polite discussions and I'm the top mediator in the entire neighborhood. You are worth more to me than just another target. I hope we will come to have a friendship never before seen on this Earth. Don't you think you might be hurting someone's feelings saying that over the internet? Think about it, my friend. As we speak I am contacting my good friends across the USA and your P.O. box is being traced right now so you better prepare for the greeting cards, friend. The greeting cards that help you with your hate. You should look forward to it, friend. I can be anywhere, anytime for you, and I can calm you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my chess set. Not only am I extensively trained in conflict resolution, but I have access to the entire group of my friends and I will use them to their full extent to start our new friendship. If only you could have known what kindness and love your little comment was about to bring you, maybe you would have reached out sooner. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now we get to start a new friendship, you unique person. I will give you gifts and you might have a hard time keeping up. You're finally living, friend.

[fingersplints]

I bet this game was not multiball all along

How much would you like to bet?

I bet my life on it

You are very much wrong. I know of two members on the second team.

[staypositivefriend]

I bet this game was not multiball all along

How much would you like to bet?

I bet my life on it

You are very much wrong. I know of two members on the second team.

is this your way of claiming mafia

[Esooa]

@Hally what do you think of this years champ setup

personally with the fake claiming and alignment only flips I think this is the first champs season that will evaluate towns fairly based on their wifom range, like bakermir would have wanted

[Hally]

I bet this game was not multiball all along

How much would you like to bet?

I bet my life on it

You are very much wrong. I know of two members on the second team.

[Hally]

@Hally what do you think of this years champ setup

personally with the fake claiming and alignment only flips I think this is the first champs season that will evaluate towns fairly based on their wifom range, like bakermir would have wanted

have they decided to go with the fake claim one officially?

[Strawhenge]

I bet this game was not multiball all along

How much would you like to bet?

I bet my life on it

You are very much wrong. I know of two members on the second team.

Do tell.

[Strawhenge]

I bet this game was not multiball all along

How much would you like to bet?

I bet my life on it

You are very much wrong. I know of two members on the second team.

Do tell.

Is JPIC one of them? Am I gonna get a cake out of this?

[Esooa]

looks like we caught the mafia

another successful and highly productive day

[Hally]

straw i’ll give you a cake even if you’re wrong about jpic. you deserve it for putting up with us

[Hally]

looks like we caught the mafia

another successful and highly productive day

i knew a bunch of shit posts and copy pastas would do the trick

[fingersplints]

I bet this game was not multiball all along

How much would you like to bet?

I bet my life on it

You are very much wrong. I know of two members on the second team.

is this your way of claiming mafia

My original plan was to claim Officer Gibson to be funny

I’ve known I wasn’t making it to the end for a long time. I’ve been at a significant disadvantage from day 1. At least I made it past LC

[staypositivefriend]

broke: scumhunting

woke: posting memes as psychological warfare until the mafia break down and confess

[Hally]

lol. you did well splints. gh

[Hally]

lol. you did well splints. gh

*gg

[Strawhenge]

straw i’ll give you a cake even if you’re wrong about jpic. you deserve it for putting up with us

#excited

[Hally]

wagon purity reads GOAT

[Esooa]

yeh split was good

[fingersplints]

okay yes, gavial could roleblock twice that night because he still had both his lives. so that checks out

This is not the case

[Hally]

broke: scumhunting

woke: posting memes as psychological warfare until the mafia break down and confess

we should do this every game. who knew

[Hally]

okay yes, gavial could roleblock twice that night because he still had both his lives. so that checks out

This is not the case

what happened then?

[KZA]

i caught the mafia.

[Hally]

clearly us lolcatting looked like so much fun that splints wanted to join in

[fingersplints]

broke: scumhunting

woke: posting memes as psychological warfare until the mafia break down and confess

This actually made me almost not want to post all this I had originally planned on for the record

[Hally]

i caught the mafia.

what, where?!

[BoKnows]

we got one #epicgamerments

[Hally]

i’ve come to the conclusion that there are wolves

looks like i was right again. another bold prediction comes to pass

[fingersplints]

okay yes, gavial could roleblock twice that night because he still had both his lives. so that checks out

This is not the case

what happened then?

Wouldn’t you rather guess?

Michelle was not role blocked and is lying to you.

[BoKnows]

i’ve come to the conclusion that there are wolves

looks like i was right again. another bold prediction comes to pass

idk how you do it

[Hally]

okay yes, gavial could roleblock twice that night because he still had both his lives. so that checks out

This is not the case

what happened then?

Wouldn’t you rather guess?

Michelle was not role blocked and is lying to you.

oh worm

[Hally]

i’ve come to the conclusion that there are wolves

looks like i was right again. another bold prediction comes to pass

idk how you do it

i’m just that good

[fingersplints]

Idk what “oh worm” means, so idk how to respond to that

[Strawhenge]

Hold up.

Is fingersplints confessing right now? Is that what's happening?

Is this real?

[Esooa]

Idk what “oh worm” means, so idk how to respond to that

it's "oh, word?" but funnier

[Hally]

splints are you a marmot wolf or a different wolf?

[Esooa]

honestly I can believe Michelle is lying

[Hally]

Hold up.

Is fingersplints confessing right now? Is that what's happening?

Is this real?

no cake for you

Spoiler: show

ok, you can still have a cake

[Esooa]

I wasn't gonna say it and was gonna suggest chopping her if she lived to tomorrow but fuck it

[Strawhenge]

I will gladly forfeit a cake if y'all just psychological-warfared a scum out of hiding.

[NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME]

I'm mostly voting fingersplints because of wagon purity reasons

I don't actually care if fingersplints or JPIC go over today.

You think a wagon of this many people is entirely pure? Lol

This IS a multiball game. There are wolves voting for me. I learned some days ago. I could have helped more but meh I gave up on this game ages ago

What does "I learned some days ago" mean

And what's your role

[Alison]

wagon purity reads goat