Re: U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Night 2
Posted: Tue May 22, 2018 9:43 pm
by sig
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This is a prewritten message recorded during the unfortunate time period where I should’ve been engaging in a hot orgy, but instead was just kinda hanging out chained to a wall and having my plane delayed by many many many hours. (3ish to be exact) HOWEVER, I will use this time to record some thoughts I’ve had throughout the phase.
1. I believe DDL, especially since I’m very confident I’ll be returning soon to the land of the living, I’m very much against lynching him at all and can confirm 100% that he had nothing to do with my abduction. Also screw you boyfriend (figuratively not literally, bet I’ll be tired from my time in the sex cave) letting me get kidnapped gotta say can’t see this relationship lasting long.
I do see the game theory logic that Jack presented however, I think Jack was also using this game theory to stir up paranoia on DDL which is a bad look for him.
2. I’ve really disliked Nutella’s tone this phase it rubs me all the wrong ways. I’d be shocked if she was civ.
3. Golden is creeping me out.
4. But, not as much as goats, goats are creepy man. Its like they know I love lamb and plan to rise up and kill me
5. LC is being too nice
6. But, not as nice as like Bill Cosby so I think we’re safe for now ( My mind is still in the sex dungeon :P )
7. Dunya is gone, anybody make progress on saving her if she needs to be saved or what?
8. Why has nobody questioned DDL about Juliets? She’s slipped through the cracks for sure. Can he bring her back or was I the only option and
why.
9. @Daisy were you punished for breaking a rule or was your time out an ability?
10. Lilifer/Lochlan has been very inactive this I dislike, I also disagree that he’d post more with a cooler role, while he’d most likely post a bit
more we wouldn’t see a massive movement.
11. What happened to Scotty? He was looking great than dropped off the map
12. Dogs are pretty crummy personally but I do find cats amazing
13. Sloonie should be getting some pressure votes until he starts giving more content, RP is fun and all but it doesn’t win mafia games.
14. Sig is amazing and super tired, so ignore spelling/grammar errors.
15. Elo is also rubbing me the wrong way, I could see her being mafia.
16. Yes I’m adding extra shit just to see if y’all are bothering to read it if you are than howdy what’s up how ya doing yadyadyad.
17. Bren’s posting a lot for being dead I suggest we ignore him in case it triggers some sorta role thing.
18. I literally have no real civ reads atm. I confident DDL is being honest therefore I’d rather not lynch him, Epi is obvs a civ, and I don’t want to lynch Daisy. Her frustration seemed to genuine. I won’t be lynching Lap or Luna both are playing within civ meta.
19. Nova has been flying under the radar I suggest a vig hit seeing how good they are at coasting to end game as mafia.
20. Vig Hit a new and improved item take one shot and your shooting like a vig! Saving town from evils both large and small. WARNING: may cause the death of all allies, hair loss, total disgrace and exile from the forum, and a mafia victory. 70% of people who have used Vig Hit have reported feeling like morons after killing an important civ role and giving the game to the mafia. Try today for a limited time only. Vig hit a killer you can trust.
21. Where in the world is Motel and Kites? Neither have really contributed much that I can remember
22. Someone mentioned Kyle not joking as much? I think this is NAI some games I joke more others I joke less ect.
23. INH and Zeph has very few posts don’t like this at all
24. Yes I’m very bored in case you couldn’t tell
25. TH looks good, but I don’t remember his scum/civ meta. He wants me to frolic though so he can stay alive ( Unless that was another game than lets lynch the bastard)
26. Haven’t read any of Bobs posts and don’t plan to I’ll put him as a light civ read for the effort he’s putting forth
27. Colins is looking good nice activity
28. Cats are amazing
29. Juliets and I were abducted by different people, with I’d assume different agendas. I believe her abduction might be a more basic silenced/jailkept type thing while mine isn’t.
30. Any medics or protector roles should make DDL a priority as long as he can return vanished players he’s needed.
31. I doubt Zeph is mafia I think he was just guessing re Lochlan.
32. Mars bars are amazing for more information log onto discord RIGHT NOW (7:54 Am UTC 0) to learn more or just come and chat since I’m bored this is a limited time offer and won’t last long so make good use of its.
Very disappointed with thhe fact we got stuck with this poll btw, I much preferred the 3 lynches. And I REAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALY like Luna calling out Golden on his post. Even if he did make the poll that doesn’t mean he’s a civ at all it could be a mafia power.
That’s all I’ve got atm, I basically spun my wheels and did nothing of major value this phase, so oh well, if anyone wants my input let me know preferable through a mention and I’ll get back to ya. I do plan to jump on and post this as soon as I can, but It’ll be 12:30 am I believe when the day ends so I highly doubt this post will be up until noon. (I’ve got no clue when Day ends ignore this) God speed good townies, screw you mafia, and Indies keep being the selfish bastards that you are.
Continuing on starting at page 67ish
33. Kites is talking to a girl and girls are gross ergo Kites is gross.
34. Disagree with Dunya’s “Girls before mafia” we’re all bros here and following the bro code its mafiabeforehoes :P
35. Hate Eloh’s refusal to contribute, if someone could give me some insight into whether this is a more civ thing or not that would be great, but
atm this seems like a way for mafia to avoid breaking a tie/getting looked at.
36. Love scotty thoughts on current lynches
37. I see Juliet’s reading the thread, howdy Juliet’s! What are your current thoughts.
38. I see where Nutella is coming from with the Zeph thing, I don’t necessarily think she’s right, but it does make her look more civvie in my eyes.
39. Luna’s looking good, I agree with her on Jack’s post. I also dislike his reactions on DDL, which I already mentioned. I could see him being one
the abductors, I’d suggest we knock out Jack.
40. So Nutella posts are coming across and a combination of cocky and aggressive, but she also seems like she’s trying really hard to be helpful by suggesting things to Mac and playing a consoling role in game. So like she’s trying to be helpful, but it’s so over the top that I feel like she isn’t serious about it?
41. I’ve changed my mind on Eloh she seems more civ minded.
P.S. I wasn’t tecruited by a cult or mafia last night, try harder cult/mafia. My loose streak is directly tied to me being a civ I need an epic win.
Last thoughts. I said something about Golden being weird earlier his response was to turn it into a joke about him lynching me last game. I didn’t think that was odd until right now, but I believe it could’ve been an attempt to disvalue my gut read.
1. I believe DDL, especially since I’m very confident I’ll be returning soon to the land of the living, I’m very much against lynching him at all and can confirm 100% that he had nothing to do with my abduction. Also screw you boyfriend (figuratively not literally, bet I’ll be tired from my time in the sex cave) letting me get kidnapped gotta say can’t see this relationship lasting long.
I do see the game theory logic that Jack presented however, I think Jack was also using this game theory to stir up paranoia on DDL which is a bad look for him.
2. I’ve really disliked Nutella’s tone this phase it rubs me all the wrong ways. I’d be shocked if she was civ.
3. Golden is creeping me out.
4. But, not as much as goats, goats are creepy man. Its like they know I love lamb and plan to rise up and kill me
5. LC is being too nice
6. But, not as nice as like Bill Cosby so I think we’re safe for now ( My mind is still in the sex dungeon :P )
7. Dunya is gone, anybody make progress on saving her if she needs to be saved or what?
8. Why has nobody questioned DDL about Juliets? She’s slipped through the cracks for sure. Can he bring her back or was I the only option and
why.
9. @Daisy were you punished for breaking a rule or was your time out an ability?
10. Lilifer/Lochlan has been very inactive this I dislike, I also disagree that he’d post more with a cooler role, while he’d most likely post a bit
more we wouldn’t see a massive movement.
11. What happened to Scotty? He was looking great than dropped off the map
12. Dogs are pretty crummy personally but I do find cats amazing
13. Sloonie should be getting some pressure votes until he starts giving more content, RP is fun and all but it doesn’t win mafia games.
14. Sig is amazing and super tired, so ignore spelling/grammar errors.
15. Elo is also rubbing me the wrong way, I could see her being mafia.
16. Yes I’m adding extra shit just to see if y’all are bothering to read it if you are than howdy what’s up how ya doing yadyadyad.
17. Bren’s posting a lot for being dead I suggest we ignore him in case it triggers some sorta role thing.
18. I literally have no real civ reads atm. I confident DDL is being honest therefore I’d rather not lynch him, Epi is obvs a civ, and I don’t want to lynch Daisy. Her frustration seemed to genuine. I won’t be lynching Lap or Luna both are playing within civ meta.
19. Nova has been flying under the radar I suggest a vig hit seeing how good they are at coasting to end game as mafia.
20. Vig Hit a new and improved item take one shot and your shooting like a vig! Saving town from evils both large and small. WARNING: may cause the death of all allies, hair loss, total disgrace and exile from the forum, and a mafia victory. 70% of people who have used Vig Hit have reported feeling like morons after killing an important civ role and giving the game to the mafia. Try today for a limited time only. Vig hit a killer you can trust.
21. Where in the world is Motel and Kites? Neither have really contributed much that I can remember
22. Someone mentioned Kyle not joking as much? I think this is NAI some games I joke more others I joke less ect.
23. INH and Zeph has very few posts don’t like this at all
24. Yes I’m very bored in case you couldn’t tell
25. TH looks good, but I don’t remember his scum/civ meta. He wants me to frolic though so he can stay alive ( Unless that was another game than lets lynch the bastard)
26. Haven’t read any of Bobs posts and don’t plan to I’ll put him as a light civ read for the effort he’s putting forth
27. Colins is looking good nice activity
28. Cats are amazing
29. Juliets and I were abducted by different people, with I’d assume different agendas. I believe her abduction might be a more basic silenced/jailkept type thing while mine isn’t.
30. Any medics or protector roles should make DDL a priority as long as he can return vanished players he’s needed.
31. I doubt Zeph is mafia I think he was just guessing re Lochlan.
32. Mars bars are amazing for more information log onto discord RIGHT NOW (7:54 Am UTC 0) to learn more or just come and chat since I’m bored this is a limited time offer and won’t last long so make good use of its.
Very disappointed with thhe fact we got stuck with this poll btw, I much preferred the 3 lynches. And I REAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALY like Luna calling out Golden on his post. Even if he did make the poll that doesn’t mean he’s a civ at all it could be a mafia power.
That’s all I’ve got atm, I basically spun my wheels and did nothing of major value this phase, so oh well, if anyone wants my input let me know preferable through a mention and I’ll get back to ya. I do plan to jump on and post this as soon as I can, but It’ll be 12:30 am I believe when the day ends so I highly doubt this post will be up until noon. (I’ve got no clue when Day ends ignore this) God speed good townies, screw you mafia, and Indies keep being the selfish bastards that you are.
Continuing on starting at page 67ish
33. Kites is talking to a girl and girls are gross ergo Kites is gross.
34. Disagree with Dunya’s “Girls before mafia” we’re all bros here and following the bro code its mafiabeforehoes :P
35. Hate Eloh’s refusal to contribute, if someone could give me some insight into whether this is a more civ thing or not that would be great, but
atm this seems like a way for mafia to avoid breaking a tie/getting looked at.
36. Love scotty thoughts on current lynches
37. I see Juliet’s reading the thread, howdy Juliet’s! What are your current thoughts.
38. I see where Nutella is coming from with the Zeph thing, I don’t necessarily think she’s right, but it does make her look more civvie in my eyes.
39. Luna’s looking good, I agree with her on Jack’s post. I also dislike his reactions on DDL, which I already mentioned. I could see him being one
the abductors, I’d suggest we knock out Jack.
40. So Nutella posts are coming across and a combination of cocky and aggressive, but she also seems like she’s trying really hard to be helpful by suggesting things to Mac and playing a consoling role in game. So like she’s trying to be helpful, but it’s so over the top that I feel like she isn’t serious about it?
41. I’ve changed my mind on Eloh she seems more civ minded.
P.S. I wasn’t tecruited by a cult or mafia last night, try harder cult/mafia. My loose streak is directly tied to me being a civ I need an epic win.
Last thoughts. I said something about Golden being weird earlier his response was to turn it into a joke about him lynching me last game. I didn’t think that was odd until right now, but I believe it could’ve been an attempt to disvalue my gut read.
and now I must sleep.