U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Game Over

[Sloonei]

I have no desire to lynch JJJ today. Sloonei, put your cane down.

I am a free and independent voter, don't tread on me!

[Jackofhearts2005]

Or perhaps she is not wise enough to fear me.

Nevertheless, I will destroy her utterly. Her wishes and fears are of no concern to me.

Have you previously suspected nutella? If so, can you provide me your case on her? Preferably one separate from golden.

If no link, then I’ll just go tiddlywink

Would you cast aspersions on your king? Know your place, mongrel.

[Scotty]

Or perhaps she is not wise enough to fear me.

Nevertheless, I will destroy her utterly. Her wishes and fears are of no concern to me.

Have you previously suspected nutella? If so, can you provide me your case on her? Preferably one separate from golden.

If no link, then I’ll just go tiddlywink

Would you cast aspersions on your king? Know your place, mongrel.

Oh, I didn’t realize you were roleplauong lol.

Who did you clim, if you did claim?

[motel room]

@MacDougall could you add this to the ISO link post? The Epignosis link doesn't work. Thank you much.

Charlie Blackmon

Epi is a town stump, this is like being helpful for no real reason here

[Lunalee]

Wow, a lot has happened. I think the narrowed poll was a good outcome. It will force us to carefully consider each player, and make a well-informed lynch.
@nutella , why am I at the bottom of your rainbow list?

Luna, I feel like you just read us a treatise on how to drink water. This is a dry, unbuttered statement and I don’t like it

I'm sorry you feel that way Scotty

[MacDougall]

The phone rings...

"Hello?"

"Hello this is the Ville Clit-Dick Fishmonger Base Hospital. Are you Dunia's next of kin?"

"Yes, Dunia is my spirit ninja's pet muskrat. What happened?"

"I am sorry for the bad news but Dunia was brought in a few hours ago. She has been injured and is currently in a coma. It appears as though she was brutally attacked, what with the severe blunt force trauma marks all over her face and body. It is quite strange what they do to the body. Some of the marks are green, red and blue, others more purple in colour, heck there are some yellow marks as well. Oh, sorry, you must be sad."

"I ... I will be right there."

"Can you bring some weed?"

Dunya has been identified at a local hospital. She is currently in a coma.

[Quin]

these host posts are wild

[Epignosis]

@MacDougall could you add this to the ISO link post? The Epignosis link doesn't work. Thank you much.

Charlie Blackmon

Epi is a town stump, this is like being helpful for no real reason here

I don't think juliets is here right now.

[Marmot]

Damn this game is still fun.

[Jackofhearts2005]

Or perhaps she is not wise enough to fear me.

Nevertheless, I will destroy her utterly. Her wishes and fears are of no concern to me.

Have you previously suspected nutella? If so, can you provide me your case on her? Preferably one separate from golden.

If no link, then I’ll just go tiddlywink

Would you cast aspersions on your king? Know your place, mongrel.

Oh, I didn’t realize you were roleplauong lol.

Who did you clim, if you did claim?

[sprityo]

Bop it.

Shout it.

Hey everyone, great news. Mac gave me a new role

Bop it.

[Kylemii]

coma?

[Kylemii]

what's with the colors? was that a hint to somethjng

[nutella]

[mention]Scotty[/mention] I like your description of Luna's post. In fact I think it can be applied to her whole ISO. Pretty much all of her posts are "dry and unbuttered" as far as I can tell.

Her day 1 posts focus on dunya acting "shady" and particularly in reference to Wolbre and the Boobquest (The Syndicate's hottest new band). The following is utterly empty nonsense:

I've never seen so many players listed in a poll. It's a bit overwhelming. I'm deliberating on whether I should I vote for wolbre before he becomes immortal, or dunya because she's acting super shady, or someone else entirely?

What do you mean acting super shady?

Just the passionate responses, and calling people out. But maybe she's being dunya.

You think a baddie would be more likely to be passionate and call people out?

We're talking about dunya here, so yes.

Like.... what?? Let me recap this exchange
luna: "dunya's acting shady"
ddl: "how so?"
luna: "blah whatever behavior but actually that might just be what dunya is like idk"
ddl: "so that blah whatever behavior is scum behavior?"
luna: "for dunya it is"

?????? am I reading this wrong or did she literally just contradict herself?



then she makes a weird vote on Jay for one of his callouts on dunya. and she switches her vote to epi so it would matter. whatever this is so blah. nothing from her sounds natural or productive or anything. completely bland to a gross extent. also imo her vote+explanation for option 6 was probably the worst one that I saw, it felt fake and so did her above acceptance of the result/current poll state.

Luna, do you have any reads or anything interesting you can contribute because it seems like the role you are playing is "cardboard with a side of empty space"

[nutella]

wtf just happened o_o

[wolbre04]

The boob is still out there, help me find it

[wolbre04]

I resurrect if someone claims it and is honest

[Jackofhearts2005]

JaggedJimmyJay
Jackofhearts2005
Dragon D. Luffy (for now I'm believing his 3p claim and hoping he can retrieve the vanished people)
Kylemii
sprityo
Lilefer
ColinIsCool
Lunalee

Likely to vote either Colin or Luna (still sorting out my thoughts on Colin though, not sure how the effort he put into his iso of DDL affects my read of him; as for Luna I'll have to review why but I had a gut negative read on her on d1), but sprityo, lilefer, and kyle are all pretty meh so they're definitely not safe from my vote

Slick purple on the Indy.

Why do you Civ read Gilgamesh?

Wait wait. I got a better one.

"People who post a lot are always civs."

-JaggedJimmyJay

[Sloonei]

Whose bright idea was it to take nutella off the poll?

[sprityo]

JaggedJimmyJay
Jackofhearts2005
Dragon D. Luffy (for now I'm believing his 3p claim and hoping he can retrieve the vanished people)
Kylemii
sprityo
Lilefer
ColinIsCool
Lunalee

Likely to vote either Colin or Luna (still sorting out my thoughts on Colin though, not sure how the effort he put into his iso of DDL affects my read of him; as for Luna I'll have to review why but I had a gut negative read on her on d1), but sprityo, lilefer, and kyle are all pretty meh so they're definitely not safe from my vote

Slick purple on the Indy.

Why do you Civ read Gilgamesh?

Wait wait. I got a better one.

"People who post a lot are always civs."

-JaggedJimmyJay

Bop it.

Shout it.


Sometimes things that are expensive people who post a lot arent better always civs


Bop it.

[JaggedJimmyJay]

I voted for JaggedJimmyJay!

Well go on then granny, tell me what it is.

Also, you smell horrible.

[Golden]

Whose bright idea was it to take nutella off the poll?

[JaggedJimmyJay]

I cannot off-hand think of any reason to give Jack civilian credit. Maybe it's time to lynch him again.

Also, anime sucks and you smell horrible.

[motel room]

Going through jackoffhearts posts at work, trying to hide the beer in one hand and the shameful anime in the other.

[Epignosis]

@Scotty I like your description of Luna's post. In fact I think it can be applied to her whole ISO. Pretty much all of her posts are "dry and unbuttered" as far as I can tell.

Her day 1 posts focus on dunya acting "shady" and particularly in reference to Wolbre and the Boobquest (The Syndicate's hottest new band). The following is utterly empty nonsense:

I've never seen so many players listed in a poll. It's a bit overwhelming. I'm deliberating on whether I should I vote for wolbre before he becomes immortal, or dunya because she's acting super shady, or someone else entirely?

What do you mean acting super shady?

Just the passionate responses, and calling people out. But maybe she's being dunya.

You think a baddie would be more likely to be passionate and call people out?

We're talking about dunya here, so yes.

Like.... what?? Let me recap this exchange
luna: "dunya's acting shady"
ddl: "how so?"
luna: "blah whatever behavior but actually that might just be what dunya is like idk"
ddl: "so that blah whatever behavior is scum behavior?"
luna: "for dunya it is"

?????? am I reading this wrong or did she literally just contradict herself?



then she makes a weird vote on Jay for one of his callouts on dunya. and she switches her vote to epi so it would matter. whatever this is so blah. nothing from her sounds natural or productive or anything. completely bland to a gross extent. also imo her vote+explanation for option 6 was probably the worst one that I saw, it felt fake and so did her above acceptance of the result/current poll state.

Luna, do you have any reads or anything interesting you can contribute because it seems like the role you are playing is "cardboard with a side of empty space"

What's the mafia angle for contradicting oneself? What is Luna getting out of that?

[sprityo]

I cannot off-hand think of any reason to give Jack civilian credit. Maybe it's time to lynch him again.

Also, anime sucks and you smell horrible.

Bop it.

Pull it.

#notallmen

Bop it.

[Sloonei]

I voted for JaggedJimmyJay!

Well go on then granny, tell me what it is.

Also, you smell horrible.

What what is? You mind your own business, buster!

[motel room]

Hey JJJ, why did you say option #1 was pointless at best?

[JaggedJimmyJay]

I voted for JaggedJimmyJay!

Well go on then granny, tell me what it is.

Also, you smell horrible.

What what is? You mind your own business, buster!

Your content sucks and you're not trying to improve it.

[Jackofhearts2005]

I cannot off-hand think of any reason to give Jack civilian credit. Maybe it's time to lynch him again.

Also, anime sucks and you smell horrible.

Have you ever been right about me being bad, mongrel?

[Jackofhearts2005]

Oh wait, yeah you have that one time.

[nutella]

Whose bright idea was it to take nutella off the poll?

you think I'm bad too? why? why are so many people suddenly subscribing to an assumption that I'm bad without justifying it? because apparently it's the "cool" opinion to have now? there have been like 2 actual cases on me and they were both based on poor premises, otherwise people are just deciding I'm bad without explaining why they think so. I can understand finding me suspicious for how I handled the night poll, my multiple stance shifts there looked messy for sure. but I assure you I am civ and just trying my best to keep up here. there's a lot going on in this game and I tend to post stream-of-consciousness style and I understand why that can look suspicious but I feel like nobody is even trying to understand my thought processes here. [mention]Jackofhearts2005[/mention] you too, you've been one of the main offenders on baselessly accusing me, why actually do you think I'm bad?

[JaggedJimmyJay]

Hey JJJ, why did you say option #1 was pointless at best?

I don't know what meaningful benefit is granted by having two votes when only one player is lynched. I don't know that it's harmful either. It's just nothing.

Also, you freaking reek.

[JaggedJimmyJay]

I cannot off-hand think of any reason to give Jack civilian credit. Maybe it's time to lynch him again.

Also, anime sucks and you smell horrible.

Have you ever been right about me being bad, mongrel?

I destroyed your fictional Sumerian ass in my only civilian game on HCR, aided in part by the horrid odor you carry.

[nutella]

What's the mafia angle for contradicting oneself? What is Luna getting out of that?

I mean, I don't necessarily think she did so deliberately, I think she was floundering around and just saying nonsense without thinking about what she actually meant because her perspective on dunya was 100% manufactured.

[sprityo]

Bop it.

Shout it.

Im going to want to kill myself after I read all 60+ pages of this thread when I wake up in a few hours

Bop it.

[Golden]

What's the mafia angle for contradicting oneself? What is Luna getting out of that?

I mean, I don't necessarily think she did so deliberately, I think she was floundering around and just saying nonsense without thinking about what she actually meant because her perspective on dunya was 100% manufactured.

[nutella]

What's the mafia angle for contradicting oneself? What is Luna getting out of that?

I mean, I don't necessarily think she did so deliberately, I think she was floundering around and just saying nonsense without thinking about what she actually meant because her perspective on dunya was 100% manufactured.

sorry, I don't know anything about what happened in that game so I don't know what your point is here. are you saying she was like that in that game too?

[Jackofhearts2005]

I cannot off-hand think of any reason to give Jack civilian credit. Maybe it's time to lynch him again.

Also, anime sucks and you smell horrible.

Have you ever been right about me being bad, mongrel?

I destroyed your fictional Sumerian ass in my only civilian game on HCR, aided in part by the horrid odor you carry.

Take that back you wretch!

I smell amazing!

[nutella]

ooo jay tell me how i smell

[Golden]

ooo jay tell me how i smell

[motel room]

Hey JJJ, why did you say option #1 was pointless at best?

I don't know what meaningful benefit is granted by having two votes when only one player is lynched. I don't know that it's harmful either. It's just nothing.

Also, you freaking reek.

Eh I thought it was the best one, two votes to force people to commit to and then to read into later. Maybe I'm not thinking it through for like 10 pages but also seemed to me like one you'd be down for.

I kinda like only having 8 too.

[nutella]

I'm not a teen

[Golden]

I'm not a teen

[JaggedJimmyJay]

ooo jay tell me how i smell

Probably fucking eggs given your identity. Stanky ass.

Anyway, you've griped about the negative attention you've received. Who do you feel has been unjustified in giving you that?

[Jackofhearts2005]

[VOTE: JaggedJimmyJay] aubergine

[JaggedJimmyJay]

[VOTE: JaggedJimmyJay] aubergine

It's not happening. Enough people have seen the obvious to this point and I will be playing on Night 2.

You're present in a poll of 8, and your immediate decision is to engage in foolery and nonsense. Is this vote more than that? Have you given any indicator that it might be? Are you issuing a challenge because ego is the pertinent concern and hunting for any mafia members among the eight is lower on the priority ladder?

Consider these questions while you get a shower. Damn yo butt stank.

[Jackofhearts2005]

[VOTE: JaggedJimmyJay] aubergine

It's not happening. Enough people have seen the obvious to this point and I will be playing on Night 2.

You're present in a poll of 8, and your immediate decision is to engage in foolery and nonsense. Is this vote more than that? Have you given any indicator that it might be? Are you issuing a challenge because ego is the pertinent concern and hunting for any mafia members among the eight is lower on the priority ladder?

Consider these questions while you get a shower. Damn yo butt stank.

[Sloonei]

I voted for JaggedJimmyJay!

Well go on then granny, tell me what it is.

Also, you smell horrible.

What what is? You mind your own business, buster!

Your content sucks and you're not trying to improve it.

I daresay it’s better than yours!

[JaggedJimmyJay]

I daresay it’s better than yours!

Then you daresay nonsense, because it sure as hell isn't. Your Depends are loaded right now.