U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Game Over

[Jackofhearts2005]

If I seriously kill anyone, you'll know it was me. My style is pretty distinct.

Spoiler: show

Hashashin

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[ColinIsCool]

[VOTE: colin] aubergine

i dont trust all of them elo voters

What?

[speedchuck]

[Turnip Head]

He lives

[Chuck]

[dunya]

Spoiler: show

And don’t you dare use Griffin McElroy against me!

I only wanted the money, sometimes the big guns have to be used.

Zephyrus, my friend. Elochin has received some criticism beyond her roleclaim.

JaggedJimmyJay redirected any actions Elochin performed last night onto speedchuck (his 2 biggest scum reads at the time). Today, we learned that speedchuck is in a coma (I was in a coma for the duration of Day 2 and Night 2). speedchuck was a highly surprising choice, considering people were already suspicious of him and he wasn't really stepping on anyone's toes (except Scotty's maybe). Now, Elohcin denies that she is the person putting people in comas, and that her only role is to be unlynchable. It would make sense for Eloh to want to silence me after day 1/night 1, and with the evidence that JJJ has revealed, it also makes most sense she was caught silencing someone else who got redirected onto speedchuck.

What do you think of that?

I'm assuming this is off the videos (which I haven't been able to watch). Do we know who he redirected on night one and onto who?
If this is true, it is certainly odd and a bit scummy to me. Denying evidence like that is definitely scummy.

JaggedJimmyJay does not have a regular redirect role; he had to do something to earn that power. He got it for Night 2 and used it on Elohcin --> speedchuck.

What did he have to do? I'd find his claim easier to believe if I knew that.
I'm from the UK, yes.

I like your hesitation in believing his claim. Nice, very nice. You have earned more green townie points. Use them wisely.

Vomit o'clock

[dunya]

so. my theory: soul keeper is someone from the present who was affected by last night's poll so he gets access to the soul keeper acct and votes for colin (all the other demon posters aren't voting).

now, it isn't me... and Zeph only voted for Colin today (soul keeper has been on Colin since yesterday) and Kites just voted for him now... so who could it be?

[dunya]

offtopic
@dunya today was her bday and i made her so happy she full on started crying am i good or what

I never once doubted you were excellent boyfriend material. Dish. how did you make her cry.

[dunya]

oh soul keeper could be one of the vanished/speed!

brb, looking at soul keeper's posts again

[Turnip Head]

[dunya]

oh soul keeper could be one of the vanished/speed!

brb, looking at soul keeper's posts again

ok that was very unproductive.

Why Women Engage in Anal Intercourse: Results from a Qualitative Study

that was...educational.

[Turnip Head]

Do we wake Chuck up by being goofy or

Or what

[dunya]

I honestly dont think anyone can wake him up. He's in a coma till start of Day 4.

[Turnip Head]

But... Evanescence...

[Turnip Head]

I'm taking this meme game much too seriously

[Turnip Head]

[Turnip Head]

(There was a Goofy version of Crawling in My Skin but I liostened to it and it was lowkey depressing af)

[Turnip Head]

Jay-Z > Goofy in any case

[colonialbob]

Jay-Z > Goofy in any case

Gawrsh

[MacDougall]

Dragon. D Luffy has been released on a good behaviour bond.

[dunya]

Jay-Z > Goofy in any case

Finally, something we can agree on.

[dunya]

Dragon. D Luffy has been released on a good behaviour bond.

why you vanishing my friends, DDL?

[dunya]

Day just started and I have so many votes already. You are wasting your votes guys. I won't die.

How come?

It's part of my role. If you know me, you know I have a tendency to be mislynched. This happens because I do a lot of stupid stuff to make me look bad, or so people say. So...knowing this, I asked Mac if I could be a tardigrade. He said yes.

https://www.rd.com/culture/tardigrades- ... e-species/

Ok well this sure seems like a bluff 101. A Nigerian prince would like to have a talk with you.

Ok then, provided this is true, does it do anything extra if we lynch you? Or are you just claiming it’ll end in a no-lynch? This seems way too Op

I didn't notice this post.

this made me LMAO. did I tell ya'll about the time I got propositioned by one of those guys in Nigeria? It was a ball.

Scotty: what do you mean it's way too "Op"?

[dunya]

Scum are going to have such an easy time bandwagoning on Eloh with a lead like that for now, no matter what her alignment is. We can do more.

VOTE NUTELLA, VERY DISRESPECTFUL YOUNG LADY!

I'm ok with this too, but with the way Colin dissented to Golden's early game comments and to boob quest, I feel pretty sure right now Elo and Colin are teammates.

I still believe nutella and elo are on a team, so I'm leaning elo, nutella and Colin.

Which team? I think nutella is on Speedchuck’s team, whichever that is, independent of Elo. I mean I guess they could be on the same team, but I might have missed your qualifying connections bw nut and elo

why do you think nutella and speed are w/w on the same team?

[dunya]

Sloonei, you're bad.

You are super concerned about narrowing the focus for a day, but your focus in this game since joining us has been almost entirely on this damned night poll. Narrowing your current focus on players and reads would be akin to multiplying a fraction by 0.

I am worried about the thread in general

this is a scum sloonei I'll bet my hollandaise on it

Sloonei is playing too silly right nw for -me to make any sort of alignment guess. I don’t know what you see that, say, TH hasn’t done

Sloonei is burned out, he wasnt going to play any more games. He subbed in for Kenway as a nice gesture I think and he's not taking himself seriously. I feel for him. People assume Sloonei and JJJ will lead the thread every time and it's...fucking exhausting. Let him be silly for one game. I town read him.

You townread him for being off the wall??

Well hoopladeedoopadee it’s that easy, huh?

What has he done even remotely town this game? I don’t understand your reads

yea, I do. It's a sincere one. Scum Sloonei tried way harder to control narrative in the thread. He takes it seriously. I know, I've been scum with him. This is just laid back Sloonei, who is enjoying this wacky game and I happen to town read him.

[dunya]

I didn’t see anyone bring it up, but there was only 1 kill last night.

I feel like that point to alternating kills or else a team was blocked. But I doubt the latter this early

taking into consideration we just discovered a redirector may have caught us a scum, why do you doubt that one of the scum team's kills could have somehow been blocked "this early"?

[dunya]

I would love for someone else to weigh in on me and dunya.

I initially liked her coming out and swinging after her coma, even if I disagree with most of her stances lol. But they’re firm stances on people.

On the flip side She’s grating on me right now with baseless accusations against me and I can’t shake being bamboozled by her in Ancient Greece. I have my guard up on her and feel like she could always be bad. I’m only slightly bitter

You? I think dunya’s right- you haven’t been townread this game except for Turnip Head which isn’t saying much becaus I also think most of his reads are wrong too.

I don’t know if I have a real reason to view you as civ, tbh. I have a reason to view dunya as civ

bam. how you like that serving of humble pie, Colin McCool.

Don't feel bitter Scotty, at least you were wary of trusting me in Ancient Greece for good reasons.

[dunya]

I'm voting option 4. It is literally the best thing. If you don't vote for it you are scum.

I don’t like the obvious nodding and manipulation here. It’s like you’re trying to look as good as you can by vilifying everyone that doesn’t agree with you.

I felt like Scotty really overplayed speedchuck's seriousness here. I'm pretty sure speed was not seriously considering everyone who didn't vote for 4 was scum, but rather, he was emphasizing how much better 4 was. "vilifying everyone that doesn’t agree with you" is really harsh here as a first accusation towards speed.

the irony follows: when Jack doesn't agree with Scotty's take on speed, he says Jack can be bad with speed then.

I looked at ISOs for Sprityo and Lilifer and would rather lynch Sprityo between the two. Am I wrong? Why?



That was like 40 posts worth of mafia. I've really put the work in today.

Bad

Meh.

You can be on his team too

"It’s like you’re trying to look as good as you can by vilifying everyone that doesn’t agree with you."


this was the post that made me feel like Scotty was developing his ISO in a way to lead to a WIFOM masterpiece of lynching speed after him:

speedchuck is so sick of rolling scum that he's just phoning the latest scum performance in, and he doesn't give two shits what you think about it.

No actually. I warned you guys this would happen in the sign-up topic. And due to *role shennanigans*, I'd say I'm playing almost ideally. Except for not reading the whole thread.

I don’t want to be embroiled in whatever WIFOM tasting epidural you’re trying to start. But if I do get lynched tomorrow, you should go immediately after

if you take all of Scotty's posts in reference to speed maybe you'll come to the same conclusion. I've seen civ scotty go hard on players before, I didn't feel like he actively was trying to get speed lynched yet tbh. He was holding something back.

[dunya]

Okie lets ggo back- awesome result, I’m not surprised that lilefer was bad. I probably could have left my vote there, but i was fine on kyle. Good call those who voted him

I am more critical of sprit voters tho

Also this post looks bad as fuck. Consider yourself orange scottieboi.

what made that post look "bad as fuck"?

[dunya]

my first game with Scotty was Ancient Greece, in which I was scum and he was civ. I don't have any other games to compare Scotty's performance to, I just feel something is amiss with his play here. Golden saw it too (RIP Golden). I can't really put my finger on it, but I feel like he's been less involved overall and just skimming by with reads here and there and no strong perusals. I expect a stronger presence, maybe.

[nutella]

Okie lets ggo back- awesome result, I’m not surprised that lilefer was bad. I probably could have left my vote there, but i was fine on kyle. Good call those who voted him

I am more critical of sprit voters tho

Also this post looks bad as fuck. Consider yourself orange scottieboi.

what made that post look "bad as fuck"?

It's not obvious? His defense of not having kept his vote on lilefer. And the turning around to point at sprityo voters. Maybe it's too obvious though and he wouldn't let himself look that suspicious if he were really lilefer's teammate, but I didn't like it.

[Julinook]

Okie lets ggo back- awesome result, I’m not surprised that lilefer was bad. I probably could have left my vote there, but i was fine on kyle. Good call those who voted him

I am more critical of sprit voters tho

Also this post looks bad as fuck. Consider yourself orange scottieboi.

what made that post look "bad as fuck"?

It's not obvious? His defense of not having kept his vote on lilefer. And the turning around to point at sprityo voters. Maybe it's too obvious though and he wouldn't let himself look that suspicious if he were really lilefer's teammate, but I didn't like it.

You remind me of dear sweet Vanessa. Oh how I miss her.

[dunya]

Okie lets ggo back- awesome result, I’m not surprised that lilefer was bad. I probably could have left my vote there, but i was fine on kyle. Good call those who voted him

I am more critical of sprit voters tho

Also this post looks bad as fuck. Consider yourself orange scottieboi.

what made that post look "bad as fuck"?

It's not obvious? His defense of not having kept his vote on lilefer. And the turning around to point at sprityo voters. Maybe it's too obvious though and he wouldn't let himself look that suspicious if he were really lilefer's teammate, but I didn't like it.

Yeah, I see where you're coming from. I don't necessarily see him as Lilefer's teammate from that; he could just as much be nova's teammate. or no one's teammate. I don't usually like the condescending "I'm looking at sprityo voters" tone, but I've seen civs do it so many times or get so angry about a mislynch they weren't apart of that I dunno if I would judge someone solely based on that anymore.

[Scotty]

Spoiler: show

you're scum reading me and saying I don't believe in your case, and that's your greatest concern.

With 2 scum teams, what motive do I have to fabricate a case instead of actually scum hunting for the other scum?

Welcome back, but your muscles might have atrophied in that coma.

“Trying to frame speed”
Framing implies that I know speed is innocent. I firmly believe he is not, and there is no evidence I have seen to the contrary. I haven’t the slightest idea why you are so confident he is civ. Please inform me.

Your argument is also invalid because even if I were bad, I’d be hunting for the other team too, so it wouldn’t be framing, sista.

I don’t know, you tell me.
You said I’m framing speed, so for you to use the defense “what motive do I have to fabricate in 2 scum team game” is hypocritical to me

There's a big difference between what Colin accused me and what I accused you of.

I said you're framing speed so when you are inevitably lynched, he'll look worse. It doesn't matter what his alignment is, he's not on you're team and this is something you're doing for post dead Scotty analysis lots of wifom.

How does one tell the difference between "making a case on somebody" and "framing somebody for after I die"?

Well show me the "case" Scotty made and I'll tell ya.

You're the one making the accusation tho

My point is there's no "case". I'm on phone now. But I remember when I was following while I was on a coma, at a specific part of some back and forth, I felt Scotty was just making speed look bad with no clear intention of getting him lynched. When im on my computer I'll elaborate.

You’ve still yet to give any legible reason why speed is so obviously town. I see so much to point to him not serving the town that of course I think he is bad.

[Turnip Head]

So if Scotty thinks that speedchuck is bad, then that's at least one non-Elohcin player who has motive to put him in a coma.

I definitely remember that I'm proving a point to someone by pointing this out.

[Turnip Head]

Doesn't hurt my case that Scotty also mayormaynot been my shitlist

[dunya]

Spoiler: show

I don’t know, you tell me.
You said I’m framing speed, so for you to use the defense “what motive do I have to fabricate in 2 scum team game” is hypocritical to me

There's a big difference between what Colin accused me and what I accused you of.

I said you're framing speed so when you are inevitably lynched, he'll look worse. It doesn't matter what his alignment is, he's not on you're team and this is something you're doing for post dead Scotty analysis lots of wifom.

How does one tell the difference between "making a case on somebody" and "framing somebody for after I die"?

Well show me the "case" Scotty made and I'll tell ya.

You're the one making the accusation tho

My point is there's no "case". I'm on phone now. But I remember when I was following while I was on a coma, at a specific part of some back and forth, I felt Scotty was just making speed look bad with no clear intention of getting him lynched. When im on my computer I'll elaborate.

You’ve still yet to give any legible reason why speed is so obviously town. I see so much to point to him not serving the town that of course I think he is bad.

[dunya]

I'm eating white chocolate ice cream out of the tub with a long spoon. I don't really care about mafia atm.

[dunya]

So if Scotty thinks that speedchuck is bad, then that's at least one non-Elohcin player who has motive to put him in a coma.

I definitely remember that I'm proving a point to someone by pointing this out.

breaking my no mafia rule.

if scotty is bad and suspects speed, why would he put him in a coma?

[Turnip Head]

So if Scotty thinks that speedchuck is bad, then that's at least one non-Elohcin player who has motive to put him in a coma.

I definitely remember that I'm proving a point to someone by pointing this out.

breaking my no mafia rule.

if scotty is bad and suspects speed, why would he put him in a coma?

IDK, I don't know enough about what being in a coma entails. Maybe they can put me under next.

But I'm just saying, because I think it was you who asked me about this.

Enjoy your ice cream and bath tbh

[dunya]

So if Scotty thinks that speedchuck is bad, then that's at least one non-Elohcin player who has motive to put him in a coma.

I definitely remember that I'm proving a point to someone by pointing this out.

breaking my no mafia rule.

if scotty is bad and suspects speed, why would he put him in a coma?

IDK, I don't know enough about what being in a coma entails. Maybe they can put me under next.

But I'm just saying, because I think it was you who asked me about this.

Enjoy your ice cream and bath tbh

I was in a coma. What do you want to know?

by putting someone in a coma, you are silencing them and also removing them from the poll. any night or day action becomes dead.

There are 11 players still alive in the game who are more vocal than speed (some a lot more vocal). There are players, like JJJ, who are mostly universally townread by the rest of the players.

Why would any scum team actively choose to silence speed...? he was pretty harmless, even forgot to vote one day, and had suspicion surrounding him already. I don't believe in the motive. If I don't see a motive, I don't see a case and I am more likely to believe speed was the result of a misdirect.

[Scotty]

Day just started and I have so many votes already. You are wasting your votes guys. I won't die.

How come?

It's part of my role. If you know me, you know I have a tendency to be mislynched. This happens because I do a lot of stupid stuff to make me look bad, or so people say. So...knowing this, I asked Mac if I could be a tardigrade. He said yes.

https://www.rd.com/culture/tardigrades- ... e-species/

Ok well this sure seems like a bluff 101. A Nigerian prince would like to have a talk with you.

Ok then, provided this is true, does it do anything extra if we lynch you? Or are you just claiming it’ll end in a no-lynch? This seems way too Op

I didn't notice this post.

this made me LMAO. did I tell ya'll about the time I got propositioned by one of those guys in Nigeria? It was a ball.

Scotty: what do you mean it's way too "Op"?

Did you accept his proposition? When’s the wedding?

I mean, I don’t want to accept that someone’s role is lynch-immunity. I’m also using the assumption that she is claiming auto-immunity for more than one time

[Turnip Head]

Hmm okay theb can we agree to disagree on how we assess the situation?

[Kites]

offtopic
@dunya today was her bday and i made her so happy she full on started crying am i good or what

I never once doubted you were excellent boyfriend material. Dish. how did you make her cry.

well all i can say is that apparently girls like it when you know them better than they do and remember all kinds of insignificant little details about them :P

[dunya]

Did you accept his proposition? When’s the wedding?

nah, he asked me for money to buy water and feed his daughter. they were stranded in a 5 star hotel in the UK and his cc wasn't working so he was in a real slump. so I had to send 4000 GBP through western union to his name in Nigeria.

I didn't need my mafia detective skills for that one.

[dunya]

Hmm okay theb can we agree to disagree on how we assess the situation?

I mean ok, but I really wish you'd pick my brain apart and start seeing things my way, mr. stubborn i'm too good for dunya's theories

[dunya]

offtopic
@dunya today was her bday and i made her so happy she full on started crying am i good or what

I never once doubted you were excellent boyfriend material. Dish. how did you make her cry.

well all i can say is that apparently girls like it when you know them better than they do and remember all kinds of insignificant little details about them :P

basically, you've discovered the key to every girl's heart. damn it. well, I'm with your girl on this one...guys who remember little stuff...ohhh yea.

[Turnip Head]

Hmm okay theb can we agree to disagree on how we assess the situation?

I mean ok, but I really wish you'd pick my brain apart and start seeing things my way, mr. stubborn i'm too good for dunya's theories

I just have my own way of processing things that I find difficult to vocalize effectively, tbh. I see how you're looking for a motive, and I guess my point is that a motive is not always readily eaay to see with so many variables. So at the end of the day I mostly go by gut feel. And my gut says Elo is town and someone else hit speed.

[dunya]

Hmm okay theb can we agree to disagree on how we assess the situation?

I mean ok, but I really wish you'd pick my brain apart and start seeing things my way, mr. stubborn i'm too good for dunya's theories

I just have my own way of processing things that I find difficult to vocalize effectively, tbh. I see how you're looking for a motive, and I guess my point is that a motive is not always readily eaay to see with so many variables. So at the end of the day I mostly go by gut feel. And my gut says Elo is town and someone else hit speed.

did you hit speed?

[ColinIsCool]

so. my theory: soul keeper is someone from the present who was affected by last night's poll so he gets access to the soul keeper acct and votes for colin (all the other demon posters aren't voting).

now, it isn't me... and Zeph only voted for Colin today (soul keeper has been on Colin since yesterday) and Kites just voted for him now... so who could it be?

I’m pretty sure Soulkeeper is Mac and not an actual player. But my heart wants to believe Soulkeeper is the one...