Retrocausality Mafia - ENDGAME: A Reprieve in the Desert

[Golden]

I would policy lynch Epignosis right now.

What’s the policy?

He’s a pain in my ass.

[Scotty]

lol

[MacDougall]

@Lunalee how would you describe your scum game in a few descriptive words, seeing as we were just scummates and you’ve finally dipped your toes in the mildewy side of the pond?

I don't get this. This is weird. You're great.

[MacDougall]

I side with Scotty. I think Scotty is good and Golden is trying to make his move against someone who can easily be lynched.

And Zephyrus couldn’t ‘easily be lynched’ when he had three votes before you shifted to me? Or is that different because you say it is.

You're teammates. You two plus Mac.

Get my name off your tongue you filthy merkin.

[MacDougall]

-Sig is a poor quality garden salad
-Golden is a Polynesian athlete with a difficult to pronounce and hyphenated surname
-Scotty is a massive fan of the television show Sense8
-insertnamehere is a carnie with a creepy hand
-Lunalee is a bandaged ham sandwich
-Quin is a marmalade fondue
-nutella is a Pepsi flavoured wine cooler
-MacDougall is the Lord of All Things
-Zephyrus is a meme
-Lapluie is a philosophical concept
-Turnip Head is a routine process
-Kylemii is a figurative mannerism
-Choutas is a con man
-Coliniscool
-Spacedaisy is an enigma wrapped inside a breakfast burrito
-Epignosis is a slave owner

[MacDougall]

Based on that seven dimensional unconscious reading that means that the following players have upset the subliminal consciousness inside my being which is effectively infallible.

Sig
insertnamehere
Turnip Head
Choutas
Epignosis

Feel free to discuss amongst yourselves why this is correct or incorrect but know that ultimately it is correct while doing so lest you look foolish later.

[nutella]

-Sig is a poor quality garden salad
-Golden is a Polynesian athlete with a difficult to pronounce and hyphenated surname
-Scotty is a massive fan of the television show Sense8
-insertnamehere is a carnie with a creepy hand
-Lunalee is a bandaged ham sandwich
-Quin is a marmalade fondue
-nutella is a Pepsi flavoured wine cooler
-MacDougall is the Lord of All Things
-Zephyrus is a meme
-Lapluie is a philosophical concept
-Turnip Head is a routine process
-Kylemii is a figurative mannerism
-Choutas is a con man
-Coliniscool
-Spacedaisy is an enigma wrapped inside a breakfast burrito
-Epignosis is a slave owner

we all still be makin old fashioned rainbow lists and macdougall out here livin in 4018

i'm gonna start trying out this type of readlist it seems fun

[nutella]

anyway [VOTE: golden] aubergine i'm with epi and scotty on the last couple pages

[Golden]

anyway [VOTE: golden] aubergine i'm with epi and scotty on the last couple pages

Epi has said I’m positioning but hasn’t managed to give an example of that, just doubled down.

You’ve said your with them without a hint of justification.

Not asking for something to defend against, just pointing out how weak this shit is.

[Golden]

I used to say things like ‘this is fine, just remember for it for next time’

But no one ever remembers it for next time.

Epi, like Mac, has as far as I can recall never correctly identified me as bad, and certainly not on day one. He’s not breaking the trend here.

I’ve never had two votes on day one when bad. Not breaking the trend here.

If I’m lynched today, REMEMBER THIS FOR NEXT TIME

[lapluie]

Kinda want all those people who haven’t said much to get in here and say stuff

Stuff

Who do you want dead?

such a forward question, to my knowledge there is nobody I suspect as of now... bUT. ... quin MAY be bad. Maybe tho..1%

[lapluie]

that poor bandaged sammich

[Golden]

Kinda want all those people who haven’t said much to get in here and say stuff

Stuff

Who do you want dead?

such a forward question, to my knowledge there is nobody I suspect as of now... bUT. ... quin MAY be bad. Maybe tho..1%

I think the odds Quin is bad are much higher than that.

[Quin]

Kinda want all those people who haven’t said much to get in here and say stuff

Stuff

Who do you want dead?

such a forward question, to my knowledge there is nobody I suspect as of now... bUT. ... quin MAY be bad. Maybe tho..1%

I think the odds Quin is bad are much higher than that.

Dude, your Quindar sucks.

[Quin]

Kinda want all those people who haven’t said much to get in here and say stuff

Stuff

Who do you want dead?

such a forward question, to my knowledge there is nobody I suspect as of now... bUT. ... quin MAY be bad. Maybe tho..1%

hey i'd rather you didn't tunnel me so much i lose my anal virginity this time around so let's squash this beef right now ok

Why do you have this read? How interested are you in a Quin lynch today? Do you have any pings you feel aren't strong enough to be "suspicions"? Do you think my performance so far is compatible with scum Quin? Is it compatible with town Quin? How about indy Quin? Do you have any town reads? If I weren't on the poll today who would you lynch? Why shouldn't I lynch you? What's the biggest point in favour of you being town? What do you think about Colin for asking this question? Who are you thinking about voting today? What is your voting strategy today? What has interested you in the thread so far in this game? Are you town? Who's your GTH scum team? How would you describe town lapluie? How about scum lapluie? Or indy lapluie? What do you think about Golden? Zephyrus? Who's entrance do you like the most? What about the least? Who do you think is flying under the radar?

let me know if i missed any ok

[Golden]

Kinda want all those people who haven’t said much to get in here and say stuff

Stuff

Who do you want dead?

such a forward question, to my knowledge there is nobody I suspect as of now... bUT. ... quin MAY be bad. Maybe tho..1%

I think the odds Quin is bad are much higher than that.

Dude, your Quindar sucks.

Look even if the odds are just even the odds are, like, 6 times 1%. 1% chance would be a strong town read.

[Zephyrus]

Zephyrus and Quin, who do you think we should lynch?

lapluie. If I'm going to be lynched on the grounds that I'm not contributing, let's not pretend I'm the only one.
[VOTE: lapluie] aubergine

I can only conclude from this that you have no suspects.

Yeah. I'm never any good on day one.
I guess it's time to work on that, though.

What do you base your D1 votes on?

Well, I normally do an initial lynch on people to get them talking, and then I'll vote for the person who seems scummiest or whose lynch will yield the most information.

Yeah I don't suspect zephyrus but if y'all wanna bite Epi's bait I'm watching

Why don't you suspect him? Wasn't that a weird ass post? I posted the same thing as scum last game and everybody called my bullshit.
He's suss as sin.

I've explained that I was busy with exams. All I did was make a post hyping up the thread and showing that I'm alive. It's hardly suss as sin.
And, if you're talking about me voting lapluie, read above.

Wow could you at least @ me if ur gonna lynch me zyph thx

Sorry.

[Scotty]

Zephyrus and Quin, who do you think we should lynch?

lapluie. If I'm going to be lynched on the grounds that I'm not contributing, let's not pretend I'm the only one.
[VOTE: lapluie] aubergine

I can only conclude from this that you have no suspects.

Yeah. I'm never any good on day one.
I guess it's time to work on that, though.

What do you base your D1 votes on?

Well, I normally do an initial lynch on people to get them talking, and then I'll vote for the person who seems scummiest or whose lynch will yield the most information.

Yeah I don't suspect zephyrus but if y'all wanna bite Epi's bait I'm watching

Why don't you suspect him? Wasn't that a weird ass post? I posted the same thing as scum last game and everybody called my bullshit.
He's suss as sin.

I've explained that I was busy with exams. All I did was make a post hyping up the thread and showing that I'm alive. It's hardly suss as sin.
And, if you're talking about me voting lapluie, read above.

Wow could you at least @ me if ur gonna lynch me zyph thx

Sorry.

I normally do an initial lynch on people to get them talking
I lol’d. Good one, even though I’m sure this isn’t a joke.

Do you feel like your lynch of lapluie is getting him talking? Right now it appears that you ordered Haricots Verts with the expectation of cake and when the green beans show up you just nod and continue patiently waiting on your cake.

[Zephyrus]

Spoiler: show

Zephyrus and Quin, who do you think we should lynch?

lapluie. If I'm going to be lynched on the grounds that I'm not contributing, let's not pretend I'm the only one.
[VOTE: lapluie] aubergine

I can only conclude from this that you have no suspects.

Yeah. I'm never any good on day one.
I guess it's time to work on that, though.

What do you base your D1 votes on?

Well, I normally do an initial lynch on people to get them talking, and then I'll vote for the person who seems scummiest or whose lynch will yield the most information.

Yeah I don't suspect zephyrus but if y'all wanna bite Epi's bait I'm watching

Why don't you suspect him? Wasn't that a weird ass post? I posted the same thing as scum last game and everybody called my bullshit.
He's suss as sin.

I've explained that I was busy with exams. All I did was make a post hyping up the thread and showing that I'm alive. It's hardly suss as sin.
And, if you're talking about me voting lapluie, read above.

Wow could you at least @ me if ur gonna lynch me zyph thx

Sorry.

I normally do an initial lynch on people to get them talking
I lol’d. Good one, even though I’m sure this isn’t a joke.

Do you feel like your lynch of lapluie is getting him talking? Right now it appears that you ordered Haricots Verts with the expectation of cake and when the green beans show up you just nod and continue patiently waiting on your cake.

I just thought I'd give them a little more time. Chill.
[mention]lapluie[/mention], who do you think is scummy? Answer quick, because I'm getting into loads of trouble.

[Scotty]

Spoiler: show

lapluie. If I'm going to be lynched on the grounds that I'm not contributing, let's not pretend I'm the only one.
[VOTE: lapluie] aubergine

I can only conclude from this that you have no suspects.

Yeah. I'm never any good on day one.
I guess it's time to work on that, though.

What do you base your D1 votes on?

Well, I normally do an initial lynch on people to get them talking, and then I'll vote for the person who seems scummiest or whose lynch will yield the most information.

Yeah I don't suspect zephyrus but if y'all wanna bite Epi's bait I'm watching

Why don't you suspect him? Wasn't that a weird ass post? I posted the same thing as scum last game and everybody called my bullshit.
He's suss as sin.

I've explained that I was busy with exams. All I did was make a post hyping up the thread and showing that I'm alive. It's hardly suss as sin.
And, if you're talking about me voting lapluie, read above.

Wow could you at least @ me if ur gonna lynch me zyph thx

Sorry.

I normally do an initial lynch on people to get them talking
I lol’d. Good one, even though I’m sure this isn’t a joke.

Do you feel like your lynch of lapluie is getting him talking? Right now it appears that you ordered Haricots Verts with the expectation of cake and when the green beans show up you just nod and continue patiently waiting on your cake.

I just thought I'd give them a little more time. Chill.
@lapluie, who do you think is scummy? Answer quick, because I'm getting into loads of trouble.

I’m chilling, I have a fan blowing on my feet

Also what does it mean to vote for someone on D1 that will yield the most information? That’s a catch-all reasoning, because lynching anyone yields the most information. We have no information.

I don’t believe that you actually care about what lapluie has to say. By your own admission, you have no suspects.

Might want to at least look at some more people, ZMan (can I call you ZMan?)

[sig]

Dig are you finally bad this game? I know it’s been a while

no

[Turnip Head]

Was [mention]Marmot[/mention] erased from this timeline? Who am I supposed to vote for on Day 1 if Marmot does not exist?

[Turnip Head]

I’ve never said I have any read on Zephyrus - how could I when he’s done nothing?

To be fair Golden, I could post a picture of a bowl of Cheerios on Day 0 and I'd be surprised if you didn't tell me whether it was a town bowl of cereal or a scum one.

[sig]

In honor of our erased friend we should all self vote dday 1

[Zephyrus]

Spoiler: show

Spoiler: show

I can only conclude from this that you have no suspects.

Yeah. I'm never any good on day one.
I guess it's time to work on that, though.

What do you base your D1 votes on?

Well, I normally do an initial lynch on people to get them talking, and then I'll vote for the person who seems scummiest or whose lynch will yield the most information.

Yeah I don't suspect zephyrus but if y'all wanna bite Epi's bait I'm watching

Why don't you suspect him? Wasn't that a weird ass post? I posted the same thing as scum last game and everybody called my bullshit.
He's suss as sin.

I've explained that I was busy with exams. All I did was make a post hyping up the thread and showing that I'm alive. It's hardly suss as sin.
And, if you're talking about me voting lapluie, read above.

Wow could you at least @ me if ur gonna lynch me zyph thx

Sorry.

I normally do an initial lynch on people to get them talking
I lol’d. Good one, even though I’m sure this isn’t a joke.

Do you feel like your lynch of lapluie is getting him talking? Right now it appears that you ordered Haricots Verts with the expectation of cake and when the green beans show up you just nod and continue patiently waiting on your cake.

I just thought I'd give them a little more time. Chill.
@lapluie, who do you think is scummy? Answer quick, because I'm getting into loads of trouble.

I’m chilling, I have a fan blowing on my feet

Also what does it mean to vote for someone on D1 that will yield the most information? That’s a catch-all reasoning, because lynching anyone yields the most information. We have no information.

I don’t believe that you actually care about what lapluie has to say. By your own admission, you have no suspects.

Might want to at least look at some more people, ZMan (can I call you ZMan?)

Yes, lynching someone gives us information, but, depending on how people have interacted, we can get more information from lynching certain people.
That's a strange assumption to make. Just because I don't have any suspects doesn't mean that I'm not interested in what other people have to think.
ZMan is fine.

[Turnip Head]

You've got an interesting cadence, Zephyrus. I want to play all the games with you so I can learn how to read you 0_0

[Kylemii]

I’ve never said I have any read on Zephyrus - how could I when he’s done nothing?

To be fair Golden, I could post a picture of a bowl of Cheerios on Day 0 and I'd be surprised if you didn't tell me whether it was a town bowl of cereal or a scum one.

which cereals do u think are town and which are scum? I think captain crunch is scum but idk why.

also equally importantly who do you think is bad? who do you trust?

[Turnip Head]

I’ve never said I have any read on Zephyrus - how could I when he’s done nothing?

To be fair Golden, I could post a picture of a bowl of Cheerios on Day 0 and I'd be surprised if you didn't tell me whether it was a town bowl of cereal or a scum one.

which cereals do u think are town and which are scum? I think captain crunch is scum but idk why.

also equally importantly who do you think is bad? who do you trust?

Kyle, I just googled "Froot Loops" and found this picture. Allegedly, this shit was discontinued in 2009. I have never heard of this cereal in my goddamn life. Is it a real product? Is it simply a photoshopped image? Is it a relic from a lost fucking timeline? Why have I never heard of Froot Loops Cereal Straws before?

[Kylemii]

that doesn't even remotely answer either of my questions

[Turnip Head]

that doesn't even remotely answer either of my questions

You asked three questions and I answered the one that seemed the most important tbqh

Is the supposed existence of Froot Loops Cereal Straws proof that we are legitimately, outside of this mafia game, living in a world where time-travel exists and we are somehow able to catch glimpses of the fluidity of time, y/n ????

[Turnip Head]

I passed the Time Bar Exam in 2016 and now I'm a time lawyer by day, sexy time vigilante by night

My friends call me Turnip Head

[Epignosis]

I’ve never said I have any read on Zephyrus - how could I when he’s done nothing?

To be fair Golden, I could post a picture of a bowl of Cheerios on Day 0 and I'd be surprised if you didn't tell me whether it was a town bowl of cereal or a scum one.

which cereals do u think are town and which are scum? I think captain crunch is scum but idk why.

also equally importantly who do you think is bad? who do you trust?

[Kylemii]

that doesn't even remotely answer either of my questions

You asked three questions and I answered the one that seemed the most important tbqh

Is the supposed existence of Froot Loops Cereal Straws proof that we are legitimately, outside of this mafia game, living in a world where time-travel exists and we are somehow able to catch glimpses of the fluidity of time, y/n ????

cereal straws aren't cereal they're just constructed out of the cereal's meat, it's not the same :\

do you have any reads

[Turnip Head]

[mention]Kylemii[/mention] Golden sounds town to me, other than that I have nothing noteworthy to report

[Turnip Head]

What role does free will play in a universe with time travel

Are we the author of our own thoughts

#420blazeit

[Lunalee]

Spoiler: show

I can only conclude from this that you have no suspects.

Yeah. I'm never any good on day one.
I guess it's time to work on that, though.

What do you base your D1 votes on?

Well, I normally do an initial lynch on people to get them talking, and then I'll vote for the person who seems scummiest or whose lynch will yield the most information.

Yeah I don't suspect zephyrus but if y'all wanna bite Epi's bait I'm watching

Why don't you suspect him? Wasn't that a weird ass post? I posted the same thing as scum last game and everybody called my bullshit.
He's suss as sin.

I've explained that I was busy with exams. All I did was make a post hyping up the thread and showing that I'm alive. It's hardly suss as sin.
And, if you're talking about me voting lapluie, read above.

Wow could you at least @ me if ur gonna lynch me zyph thx

Sorry.

I normally do an initial lynch on people to get them talking
I lol’d. Good one, even though I’m sure this isn’t a joke.

Do you feel like your lynch of lapluie is getting him talking? Right now it appears that you ordered Haricots Verts with the expectation of cake and when the green beans show up you just nod and continue patiently waiting on your cake.

I just thought I'd give them a little more time. Chill.
@lapluie, who do you think is scummy? Answer quick, because I'm getting into loads of trouble.

I’m chilling, I have a fan blowing on my feet

Also what does it mean to vote for someone on D1 that will yield the most information? That’s a catch-all reasoning, because lynching anyone yields the most information. We have no information.

I don’t believe that you actually care about what lapluie has to say. By your own admission, you have no suspects.

Might want to at least look at some more people, ZMan (can I call you ZMan?)

I'm going to [VOTE: Scotty] aubergine, just because he seems too eager to back Zephyrus into a corner over his Lapluie vote.

[Scotty]

Spoiler: show

Yeah. I'm never any good on day one.
I guess it's time to work on that, though.

What do you base your D1 votes on?

Well, I normally do an initial lynch on people to get them talking, and then I'll vote for the person who seems scummiest or whose lynch will yield the most information.

Yeah I don't suspect zephyrus but if y'all wanna bite Epi's bait I'm watching

Why don't you suspect him? Wasn't that a weird ass post? I posted the same thing as scum last game and everybody called my bullshit.
He's suss as sin.

I've explained that I was busy with exams. All I did was make a post hyping up the thread and showing that I'm alive. It's hardly suss as sin.
And, if you're talking about me voting lapluie, read above.

Wow could you at least @ me if ur gonna lynch me zyph thx

Sorry.

I normally do an initial lynch on people to get them talking
I lol’d. Good one, even though I’m sure this isn’t a joke.

Do you feel like your lynch of lapluie is getting him talking? Right now it appears that you ordered Haricots Verts with the expectation of cake and when the green beans show up you just nod and continue patiently waiting on your cake.

I just thought I'd give them a little more time. Chill.
@lapluie, who do you think is scummy? Answer quick, because I'm getting into loads of trouble.

I’m chilling, I have a fan blowing on my feet

Also what does it mean to vote for someone on D1 that will yield the most information? That’s a catch-all reasoning, because lynching anyone yields the most information. We have no information.

I don’t believe that you actually care about what lapluie has to say. By your own admission, you have no suspects.

Might want to at least look at some more people, ZMan (can I call you ZMan?)

I'm going to [VOTE: Scotty] aubergine, just because he seems too eager to back Zephyrus into a corner over his Lapluie vote.

Interesting.

[Scotty]

Why is sig voting me?

[Scotty]

Why am I leading the lynch on D1?

I thought I’d outgrown this shit like I did lightbrights

[Scotty]

I don’t remember when this day ends since it’s not on the poll, but I’m working without lots of access all day. Don’t lynch me. Yet.

[lapluie]

Spoiler: show

lapluie. If I'm going to be lynched on the grounds that I'm not contributing, let's not pretend I'm the only one.
[VOTE: lapluie] aubergine

I can only conclude from this that you have no suspects.

Yeah. I'm never any good on day one.
I guess it's time to work on that, though.

What do you base your D1 votes on?

Well, I normally do an initial lynch on people to get them talking, and then I'll vote for the person who seems scummiest or whose lynch will yield the most information.

Yeah I don't suspect zephyrus but if y'all wanna bite Epi's bait I'm watching

Why don't you suspect him? Wasn't that a weird ass post? I posted the same thing as scum last game and everybody called my bullshit.
He's suss as sin.

I've explained that I was busy with exams. All I did was make a post hyping up the thread and showing that I'm alive. It's hardly suss as sin.
And, if you're talking about me voting lapluie, read above.

Wow could you at least @ me if ur gonna lynch me zyph thx

Sorry.

I normally do an initial lynch on people to get them talking
I lol’d. Good one, even though I’m sure this isn’t a joke.

Do you feel like your lynch of lapluie is getting him talking? Right now it appears that you ordered Haricots Verts with the expectation of cake and when the green beans show up you just nod and continue patiently waiting on your cake.

I just thought I'd give them a little more time. Chill.
@lapluie, who do you think is scummy? Answer quick, because I'm getting into loads of trouble.

Tbh idk what is even going on, did Scotty even read why you're voting for me, it makes sense to me & I don't it scummy, but Scotty seemed frazzled becsuse he's on the lynch poll & that's understandable

[lapluie]

[VOTE: Scotty] aubergine


For science.

[mention]Scotty[/mention]

[Scotty]

Spoiler: show

I can only conclude from this that you have no suspects.

Yeah. I'm never any good on day one.
I guess it's time to work on that, though.

What do you base your D1 votes on?

Well, I normally do an initial lynch on people to get them talking, and then I'll vote for the person who seems scummiest or whose lynch will yield the most information.

Yeah I don't suspect zephyrus but if y'all wanna bite Epi's bait I'm watching

Why don't you suspect him? Wasn't that a weird ass post? I posted the same thing as scum last game and everybody called my bullshit.
He's suss as sin.

I've explained that I was busy with exams. All I did was make a post hyping up the thread and showing that I'm alive. It's hardly suss as sin.
And, if you're talking about me voting lapluie, read above.

Wow could you at least @ me if ur gonna lynch me zyph thx

Sorry.

I normally do an initial lynch on people to get them talking
I lol’d. Good one, even though I’m sure this isn’t a joke.

Do you feel like your lynch of lapluie is getting him talking? Right now it appears that you ordered Haricots Verts with the expectation of cake and when the green beans show up you just nod and continue patiently waiting on your cake.

I just thought I'd give them a little more time. Chill.
@lapluie, who do you think is scummy? Answer quick, because I'm getting into loads of trouble.

Tbh idk what is even going on, did Scotty even read why you're voting for me, it makes sense to me & I don't it scummy, but Scotty seemed frazzled becsuse he's on the lynch poll & that's understandable

You haven’t seen me frazzled.

Yet.

[Scotty]

[VOTE: Scotty] aubergine


For science.

Scotty

Oh! Thanks that explains it. Science was always my worst subject in school, so I’m sure he’s getting some good scientific data out of it or some fucking cool shit

[lapluie]

[mention]Quin[/mention] Sorry took a while, .. my calculations added up & you are confirmed town ,,

[lapluie]

[mention]Scotty[/mention] oh wow exciting

[ColinIsCool]

Dislike scotty not realizing they were in the same game then voting when he did it's odd

This is sig’s only rationale for voting Scotty. I don’t think it’s very good. He forgot things while we were scum together, but that cannot be alignment indicative. It’s not as if as town you just suddenly remember things better, and while he could be bluffing, what advantage does he gain there?

This is not a point in Scotty’s favor necessarily because I think his remarks about Golden don’t make sense but rather it is a point against sig.

[ColinIsCool]

My second suspect is Golden. I think he's posturing.

We’re mindmelding this game!

Like nice haircut man

Scotty again voices suspicions of Golden but fails to act on them.

[ColinIsCool]

Golden’s reaction to Mac’s extremely light prodding just felt weird to me. I dunno.

Golden, what was your last scum game here?

I can’t recall. Might be as far back as 2016.

I guarantee you I’ve never taken day one suspicion in any of them, though. I’ve been lynched day one many times in my mafia career. Town every time. This time would be no different.

I’ll lol if epi is the person who needs me alive. Someone does.

More interested in hearing about this last line, too. What exactly are you saying Golden?

[ColinIsCool]

I am also wondering if Epi’s characterization of Zephyrus here is something the rest of you agree with.

Let's do some time stuff!

Invited people to do stuff.

Has done nothing.

[VOTE: Zephyrus] aubergine

I agree with the base argument that it is a likely scumtell if someone attempts to adopt an appearance of contributing without actually doing the work. I am not so sure that’s what Zephyrus is doing.

Put it this way: is his statement closer to “People should figure out who’s scum” (an invitation to do stuff) or “I am here and ready for the game” (a statement related to speef’s desire for us to check in). I am leaning toward the latter, but I want to hear from everybody else.