Haiku Mafia Day Five

#251

The heck did I do
Sorry K Con have Missed Will
Assess When Less Drunk

#252

Quin wrote:I just realised
You can change the thread title
How very insightful

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**http://www.last.fm/user/nutella23** · #253

I think I might not
be on much or at all til
the poll ends. Sleep, work.

But I've already
voted and will leave as is.
Hope I don't miss much.

#254

Long Con wrote:
Ricochet wrote:Dislike Con pursuit
For (low/in) actives; cheap Day lead
Why act so Scottish
I'm not pursuing
Low posters, that was a joke
Pretty sure that's clear:

Long Con wrote:Have all players checked in?
If not, who is still missing?
And, can we lynch them?
That is the only
Time I ever mentioned it
Didn't even name names

And as for the rest
What the heck is "cheap Day lead?"
How am I Scottish??

These accusations
Are senseless and weak enough
To make me 'sus' you

Aight so jest you say
Yet it felt like finding an
Angle to pick on, hmm

And it did spark a
Lil let's look at low peeps
Hunting movement

Out of which it felt
Like your own contribution
Was most lackluster

And I named you Scot
For the Scotsman who picks on
Low Day One posters.

Anyway it was
Merely a dissenting ping
Why u suss me for

I've expanded
Upon several others.
What u think 'bout Floyd?

#255

(Goddamn my proofread
For I have left so many
Incorrect lines. Poop)

#256

Dom wrote:
a2thezebra wrote:
nutella wrote:Wait what's day zero?
Are we voting anything?
What is going on
Have you never seen
a Day Zero before, what?
This feels very fake

I also agree
with Llama about the post
before this one, um

With all due respect
nutella you are my top
baddie read for now
but why is that so
what baddie motivation
does nutella have

I will vote for Z
Until she answers to this
I don't think the nut

Sounded fake at all.
I think Z knew what she meant.
Z is the fake one.

Change my mind, Zebra
But until you do that thing.
Refrigerator.

#257

I'm also looking
at Dragon and the Doctor
Llama far behind

I miss SVS
Please, I wish she would post more.
I miss SVS.

#258

Sorsha wrote:All the roles and abilities were assigned randomly. You can claim any ability or role you want.

Thinking about this
Do Civvies win if they are dead?
Maybe affects claims

#259

What's my thought on Floyd?
Nothing too suspicious there
Well, at least, not yet

Who is this Scotsman
That likes to lynch low posters?
Do you mean Scotty?

Not that it matters
Hard to explain in haiku mode
I'm just curious

If you think baddies
Went after low posters there
Then who followed me

In my joke attack
As though it were a real one?
Maybe look to them?

#260

Long Con wrote:What's my thought on Floyd?
Nothing too suspicious there
Well, at least, not yet

Who is this Scotsman
That likes to lynch low posters?
Do you mean Scotty?

Not that it matters
Hard to explain in haiku mode
I'm just curious

If you think baddies
Went after low posters there
Then who followed me

In my joke attack
As though it were a real one?
Maybe look to them?

Dunno, llama seemed
To consider this stance on
Low radar people

Reorienting
He did, though, while there's less
In your posts after

Btw, did you
Not snap a bit as well to
G-Man's own dislike?

#261

Dom wrote:
DrWilgy wrote:
Dom wrote:Oh my good doctor
Did you just accuse llama?
Why did you do that?
What makes you think this?
I just told him don't kill me
#nomorewilgyvotes
baddies can kill doc
civvies cannot kill you, doc
why would llama kill

I'm not buying this.
Dom is playing semantics.
"Kill" clearly means "lynch."

#262

Ricochet wrote:
Long Con wrote:What's my thought on Floyd?
Nothing too suspicious there
Well, at least, not yet

Who is this Scotsman
That likes to lynch low posters?
Do you mean Scotty?

Not that it matters
Hard to explain in haiku mode
I'm just curious

If you think baddies
Went after low posters there
Then who followed me

In my joke attack
As though it were a real one?
Maybe look to them?
Dunno, llama seemed
To consider this stance on
Low radar people

Reorienting
He did, though, while there's less
In your posts after

Btw, did you
Not snap a bit as well to
G-Man's own dislike?

Nope, it was Golden
Was the G I referred to
Wasn't G-Man

thellama73 wrote:
Dom wrote:
DrWilgy wrote:
Dom wrote:Oh my good doctor
Did you just accuse llama?
Why did you do that?
What makes you think this?
I just told him don't kill me
#nomorewilgyvotes
baddies can kill doc
civvies cannot kill you, doc
why would llama kill
I'm not buying this.
Dom is playing semantics.
"Kill" clearly means "lynch."

I agree, Llama
I called him out on that point
If memory serves

#263

I will be off soon
To Rogue One; deadline sketchy
To assume return

Thoughts on Doc are so:
If suss just for bad thrown reads
No clear distinction

If suss for sketchy,
Evasive reactions, all
Fair game, but unsure

Which of the rabbits
We'll pull this time from hat,
He does do it oft

Not inflexible
But give me the taste of this
Being baddie Wilg

Will vote Floyd for now
Felt distant in topics in
Baddie callback ways

Then issued autumn-
Coloured reads which also give
Lukewarm impresshun

#264

thellama73 wrote:
Dom wrote:
DrWilgy wrote:
Dom wrote:Oh my good doctor
Did you just accuse llama?
Why did you do that?
What makes you think this?
I just told him don't kill me
#nomorewilgyvotes
baddies can kill doc
civvies cannot kill you, doc
why would llama kill
I'm not buying this.
Dom is playing semantics.
"Kill" clearly means "lynch."

Once clarified did
I vote for him? No, I didn't.
So what's the issue?

It's not semantics.
Kill and lynch are distinct in
This game: mafia

#265

And in a game where
We must choose our words with care
It matters to me

Especially since
Kill and lynch have the same count
of syllables, dude.

#266

Dom wrote:And in a game where
We must choose our words with care
It matters to me

Especially since
Kill and lynch have the same count
of syllables, dude.

Fwiw
Wilg comes from outside where kill
Can well mean any kill

Think I had this talk
With zebra before in his
Refrigerator

Can you clarify
Gripes with Doc's semantics cause
Feels weaksauce topic

#267

Post clarifying
I have no gripes with the doc
That is my point, Ric.

#268

Ricochet wrote:
Fwiw
Wilg comes from outside where kill
Can well mean any kill

This makes me feel so
Uncomfortable, and
Uncomfy-- just ugh.

#269

what da fuk is my
Phone doing, automatic
Title renaming

#270

Might change vote to Dom.
Should I do it, do you think?
What a dilemma.

#271

Egad this day phase
Has blown by so fast and my
Focus has been split

#272

Can't read dom for shit
He does these weird semantics
I lynch him, he's civ

Or I let him live
Remembering the last time
And he comes back bad

It's clear dom's brain works
Very differently to mine
Can't 'get inside' it

In this case I think
He had little to gain from
His semantic post

But I don't know what
he means by 'once clarified'
Who clarified it?

#273

Wilgy, the doc did
He said what he meant and he
meant what he had said

#274

DrWilgy wrote:
Dom wrote:Oh my good doctor
Did you just accuse llama?
Why did you do that?
What makes you think this?
I just told him don't kill me
#nomorewilgyvotes

this response was a
satisfactory one for
dom-dom, okay guys?

#275

Dom wrote:
DrWilgy wrote:
Dom wrote:Oh my good doctor
Did you just accuse llama?
Why did you do that?
What makes you think this?
I just told him don't kill me
#nomorewilgyvotes
this response was a
satisfactory one for
dom-dom, okay guys?

Okay, okay, fine.
I am satisfied as well
Keeping vote on Doc.

90 minutes left.
And yet five votes are absent.
Ev'rything could change.

If Wilgy goes down
I think we'll learn a lot through
Vote analysis

#276

Wish I heard more from
G-Man, SVS, zebra
floyd and nutella

Not that they've been quiet
(at least, not all of them have)
But it's EoD

I could vote for G
He was quick to jump on to
llama's suspicion

But other than that
I cannot think of one stance
that he has taken

He also lacks the
fervour that I am used to
When he is a civ

He has been honest
He has informed us of the
reasons for absence

But it's not about his
volume so much as it is
about his content

#277

Golden wrote: I could vote for G
He was quick to jump on to
llama's suspicion

Why vote for yourself?
You channeling the Marmot,
Or suicidal?

#278

EOD is soon
Work prevents me from posting
In too much detail

So TL;DR
Save the good DrWilgy
Refrigerator

If I end up dead
Look at all the responses
To all my fake reads

Deep within my gut
Long Con is probably bad
And 1 vote for me

#279

thellama73 wrote:
Golden wrote: I could vote for G
He was quick to jump on to
llama's suspicion
Why vote for yourself?
You channeling the Marmot,
Or suicidal?

#280

Long Con reminds me
Of last year's game Talking Heads
I can't name why tho

Now back to the grind
My employer is calling
Refrigerator

#281

End of Day is here
Will try harder if I live
Voting for myself

#282

Cast your vote, Wilgy.
Put it on Long Con, squarely.
I may join you, see?

(Make a haiku rhyme.
Well, at least some of the time.
Shouldn't be a crime.)

#283

Come on now, G-Man.
Who is that helping, really?
I should vote you too.

#284

I thought I died early
In Talking Heads Mafia
Don't really recall

Wilgy's last ditch point
To accuse me based on gut
Why do that if bad?

Ah, snap, I get it
When Wilgy flips Mafia
It casts doubt on me

I don't think my thoughts
On Rico have caught much eye
A vote there, wasted

And Wilgy's last gasp
Accusing me with no why
Doesn't help his case

So, he's got my vote
Fiddle-de-diddle-de-dee
Hope we lynch baddie

#285

Chaos marmot here!
I voted llama before
Announcement for sub

#286

Good news and bad news
MM is joining us but
SVS is gone

#287

I almost voted
For SVS, and it was
Almost a self-vote

#288

What is the game scoop?
Who should I vote for today?
Is Ricochet bad?

#289

Welcome, Sir Marmot!
Is there reason for your vote?
Or just for teh lulz?

#290

thellama73 wrote:Welcome, Sir Marmot!
Is there reason for your vote?
Or just for teh lulz?

Maybe for teh lulz
Or maybe it's personal
It's mustache envy

#291

Metalmarsh89 wrote:What is the game scoop?
Who should I vote for today?
Is Ricochet bad?

Rico might be bad
Wilgy is the frontrunner
You want to change that?

As for Talking Heads
I had a look, I was bad
But dissimilar

I do not see how
Wilgy claims that I remind
Him of that game, here.

#292

Perhaps it's Haiku
That brings out this feeling
That LC is bad

A shame to die now
Just when I was getting good
At making haikus

Please civs use my death
As there will be knowledge there
Goodnight friends... goodnight

#293

Long Con wrote: As for Talking Heads
I had a look, I was bad
But dissimilar

I do not see how
Wilgy claims that I remind
Him of that game, here.

Looked at Talking Heads
You acted peculiar
Divergent from here

I can agree there
Reasoning here has improved
Still neutral to me

#294

Just got back from film
No time left to catch up, will
Leave things at its state.

#295

Wait a marmot here?!
Hisss hisss cee fee dee cee fee
dee dee dee dee dee

#296

Ricochet wrote:Wait a marmot here?!
Hisss hisss cee fee dee cee fee
dee dee dee dee dee

I think what you mean
To say is actually
cee eff dee instead

#297

Happy with my vote
But Doc is a good choice too
Hi chaos marmot!

#298

I'll keep my vote here
On the menacing llama
Until tomorrow

#299

Metalmarsh89 wrote:
Ricochet wrote:Wait a marmot here?!
Hisss hisss cee fee dee cee fee
dee dee dee dee dee
I think what you mean
To say is actually
cee eff dee instead

I probably do
I'm so drunk and bursting
From nachos munch

#300

Ricochet wrote:
Metalmarsh89 wrote:
Ricochet wrote:Wait a marmot here?!
Hisss hisss cee fee dee cee fee
dee dee dee dee dee
I think what you mean
To say is actually
cee eff dee instead
I probably do
I'm so drunk and bursting
From nachos munch

You are surely drunk
I am surely pedantic
For proper haikus

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Speed Games	Civilian: Fiddler on the Roof Mafia:
Heists	Civilian: MVP: RED vs BLUE
Burglaries	Independent: The Theme Is Literally a Burglary
Special Games	Civilian: Independent:

Full Games	Civilian: Mafia: Independent:
Speed Games	Civilian: Fiddler on the Roof Mafia:
Heists	Civilian: MVP: RED vs BLUE
Burglaries	Independent: The Theme Is Literally a Burglary
Special Games	Civilian: Independent:

Full Games	Civilian: Mafia: Independent:
Speed Games	Civilian: Fiddler on the Roof Mafia:
Heists	Civilian: MVP: RED vs BLUE
Burglaries	Independent: The Theme Is Literally a Burglary
Special Games	Civilian: Independent:

Full Games	Civilian: Mafia: Independent:
Speed Games	Civilian: Fiddler on the Roof Mafia:
Heists	Civilian: MVP: RED vs BLUE
Burglaries	Independent: The Theme Is Literally a Burglary
Special Games	Civilian: Independent:

Full Games	Civilian: Mafia: Independent:
Speed Games	Civilian: Fiddler on the Roof Mafia:
Heists	Civilian: MVP: RED vs BLUE
Burglaries	Independent: The Theme Is Literally a Burglary
Special Games	Civilian: Independent:

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