Escape From Trump Tower [GAME OVER]

[Tangrowth]

G-Man’s trying to write the write up and has to be hating this

CFD TRAIN GO BRRRRRRR

[Funnygurl555]

aw man this is great it reminds me of home and by home i mean flash flash.......... REVOLUTION

CFD

CFD

CFD

[TonyStarkPrime]

This is like D1 vote switching shenanigans except it’s day 4

[Tangrowth]

I fucking love you all.

[Funnygurl555]

fwiw epi thought scirrus was scum

[TonyStarkPrime]

We just CFDed onto someone and then turned right back around. For posterity, when Nanook asked Tony who should I vote for we had all moved our votes to 112. Nanook soon followed, then, when FG said she’d vote for Scirrus, I moved back and then everyone followed in an order I don’t know.

[TonyStarkPrime]

112 lurking bothers me but that’s kinda OGI

[Tangrowth]

MP7 updated legacy reads

Strong town
Long Con
TonyStarkPrime

Slight moderate
Funnygurl
Nanook

Slight town
Soneji
Macdougall

POE
112
Scirrus

I honestly am starting to think if we lynch within 112, Scirrus, and Mac, then we win this game.

[Tangrowth]

I'm trying to avoid being angleshooty, lol.

[TonyStarkPrime]

I agree with MP’s POE, weirdly

[Tangrowth]

I agree with MP’s POE, weirdly

TSP locktown.

[NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME]

If this hits mafia I'm gonna be hype af

If it hits town I'm gonna be super sad

And probably dead tomorrow lolol

Please mafia gods let it hit mafia

[Tangrowth]

I still am worried someone is miscleared, but I suppose let's cross that bridge later. I think 112 and Scirrus both deserve to be the proper POE.

[G-Man]

I am locking the thread for a few minutes. You folks sure are good at screwing with my pre-writing.

[Tangrowth]

I bet wolves weren't expecting me to return as supertown. GET REKT

[G-Man]

SOME GAVE ALL
Friday, March 6th, 2020
6:30 p.m. EST

"How do you like that now, Glenn?" Sidney chortled.

"The fact that I'm the only Republican alive and not locked up right now or the fact that our president is urging states to cancel their primaries over the virus?" he replied.

"Come now, Glenn," Chelsea said, pouring the night's wine. "President Vilsack is only asking for governors to postpone the primaries, not cancel them. You're being unfair."

"Although now that you mention it," Bill teased, "we could all just turn on you right now and save Barron the trouble of making us vote."

"Not on your life!" roared a voice through the intercom. "Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what they are going to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote."

"Thanks for the Ben Franklin quote, Ted," Lawrence said, "but our captor has done an expert job of keeping weapons from us."

"The killers sure have found ways to improvise though," Hillary chimed in. A collective shudder acknowledged this sad truth.

"Let's vote and get this over with," Jeb said through his intercom, "comedy hour starts soon and I'd like to have a full belly when it starts."

"What does he mean by that?" Shaun asked.

"FoxNews is covering the Don Jr. rally tonight at seven," Pamela said.

"Indeed," Glenn said. "Now, in order to keep things fair, this conservative lamb is willing to count the votes tonight."

"I can help you with that," Pamela said, carrying the box over to the counter.

As per usual, the votes were laid out on the counter and grouped into neat rows to make it clear who received the most votes.

"Oh God," Pamela uttered, as she looked up. "Mr. President, I'm so sorry."

"Everyone but Bill Clinton please sit down," a voice came from everywhere at once. It was Barron himself. "Bill, step into the hallway. I have a special treat for all of you tonight."

Once seven seats were occupied, their bracelets hummed and snapped to the arms of the chairs. The anklets drew their legs fast to the chair legs.

"Magnets," Sidney said. "Clever."

"Silence!" roared the voice.

Bill's bracelets and anklets began to glow and hum. Light swirled across the face of each of them. The buzzing and light increased in intensity, ramping up the tension and, dare I say excitement, for how this all would go down.

All at once, the sound and light stopped.

Bill's accessories changed color to the same brilliant green that shown on David Koch's bracelets just days before.

"You chose poorly," Barron laughed.

With that, a high whistling sound burst from the bracelets, followed by a sickening cutting noise. Before their eyes, everyone at the table saw Bill's hands fall to the floor. He cried out in pain as blood gushed from his wounds. As if that weren't enough, his anklets made the same sounds, and Bill fell over, now relieved of his feet as well.

Chelsea and Hillary watched in horror as their father and husband cried out and bled out. Everyone else was horrified by the inhumanity of it all.

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SCIRRUS IS DEAD. HE WAS...

Spoiler: show

Bill Clinton
Former President of the United States and husband of Hillary Clinton.
Vanilla Civvie.

NIGHT 4 HAS BEGUN.
IT WILL LAST FOR APPROXIMATELY 23 HOURS.


LONG CON AND SONEJI ARE STILL LOCKED IN THEIR ROOMS. THEY MAY ONLY POST AND VOTE DURING THE FIRST 12 HOURS OF THE NIGHT PHASE.

Please vote in the poll to unlock another door.

[Dyslexicon]

I come back to find you actually misyeeted Scirrus. Aaaw, sorry Scirrus. I would never let this happen if I was town.

Scirrus is not 2nd poster as scum on a new site. Never.

[Tangrowth]

Dammit, ughh. I was so hyped that we may have really gotten it there. I’m still proud of the attempt there though.

I am sorry and hope you play more, Scirrus.

[Funnygurl555]

i mean i i just you know i DIDN'T wanna do it but like well you know?

[Tangrowth]

This game is weird.

[Dyslexicon]

Dammit, ughh. I was so hyped that we may have really gotten it there. I’m still proud of the attempt there though.

I am sorry and hope you play more, Scirrus.

Scirrus was literally bleeding town. xD You're scum, right?

[Funnygurl555]

i hope u enjoyed the show dead chat i would've lol that was wild

[Dyslexicon]

FG open wolfing since D2

[Tangrowth]

I’ll reassess later.

[Tangrowth]

Dammit, ughh. I was so hyped that we may have really gotten it there. I’m still proud of the attempt there though.

I am sorry and hope you play more, Scirrus.

Scirrus was literally bleeding town. xD You're scum, right?

Thanks for trolling me lmao. I wish. This has been a rough game for me.

[NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME]

Well now I'm just sad

[Tangrowth]

Well now I'm just sad

Mood.

[Dyslexicon]

Well now I'm just sad

You are definitely scum. I didn't out you yesterday though.

[Tangrowth]

Also can we finally choose Door 7?

[NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME]

I wish then I'd be playing well

[MacDougall]

That whole MP7 comes all guns blazing thing was blatant and any town who fell for it should be ashamed.

[Tangrowth]

That whole MP7 comes all guns blazing thing was blatant and any town who fell for it should be ashamed.

This tunnel will lose us the game.

[Tangrowth]

G-Man, your flavor is top notch as always, by the way.

[MacDougall]

That whole MP7 comes all guns blazing thing was blatant and any town who fell for it should be ashamed.

This tunnel will lose us the game.

Lol that's such a crazy overreaction.

[Tangrowth]

That whole MP7 comes all guns blazing thing was blatant and any town who fell for it should be ashamed.

This tunnel will lose us the game.

Lol that's such a crazy overreaction.

It's a true statement though? Like, just take a step back and try to work with me here even if you still want to set me on fire afterwards.

[MacDougall]

That whole MP7 comes all guns blazing thing was blatant and any town who fell for it should be ashamed.

This tunnel will lose us the game.

Lol that's such a crazy overreaction.

It's a true statement though? Like, just take a step back and try to work with me here even if you still want to set me on fire afterwards.

No, because you are mafia and it's incredibly obvious. You even spewed me town by calling this a tunnel. From your perspective you should be suspecting me.

[Tangrowth]

That whole MP7 comes all guns blazing thing was blatant and any town who fell for it should be ashamed.

This tunnel will lose us the game.

Lol that's such a crazy overreaction.

It's a true statement though? Like, just take a step back and try to work with me here even if you still want to set me on fire afterwards.

No, because you are mafia and it's incredibly obvious. You even spewed me town by calling this a tunnel. From your perspective you should be suspecting me.

But I do think you're probably tunneling me, even if I've had my moments. Why should I think you're a wolf?

[Tangrowth]

I find it unlikely that Mac keeps talking to me like this because it will rain massive poo all over him when I flip town, so ???

I still think that's probably true. Can someone else help me out here though?

[Tangrowth]

I find it unlikely that Mac keeps talking to me like this because it will rain massive poo all over him when I flip town, so ???

I still think that's probably true. Can someone else help me out here though?

wolf Mac, sorry, lost a word there.

[MacDougall]

I don't give a shit about having poo rained down on me. I enjoy poo.

[Tangrowth]

I don't give a shit about having poo rained down on me. I enjoy poo.

Lmao, I missed playing with you man.

[MacDougall]

Two NK'd townies wanted MP dead. We nearly had him lynched and he comes in "supertowning" and drives a lynch on town. Nobody should be townreading this dude. If you are you legit need your head examined.

[Tangrowth]

Two NK'd townies wanted MP dead. We nearly had him lynched and he comes in "supertowning" and drives a lynch on town. Nobody should be townreading this dude. If you are you legit need your head examined.

I can't wait to immortalize some of these quotes. I've never seen you this wrong about me before.

[MacDougall]

Two NK'd townies wanted MP dead. We nearly had him lynched and he comes in "supertowning" and drives a lynch on town. Nobody should be townreading this dude. If you are you legit need your head examined.

I can't wait to immortalize some of these quotes. I've never seen you this wrong about me before.

More TMI. It's ridiculous.

Why are you town MP. Why should I be reading you as town? What have you done that should make me be town reading you?

You are super compatible with Sloonei.
You are in your mafia range.
Your two biggest adversaries got capped.
You have avoided being lynched somehow.

[Tangrowth]

Two NK'd townies wanted MP dead. We nearly had him lynched and he comes in "supertowning" and drives a lynch on town. Nobody should be townreading this dude. If you are you legit need your head examined.

I can't wait to immortalize some of these quotes. I've never seen you this wrong about me before.

More TMI. It's ridiculous.

Why are you town MP. Why should I be reading you as town? What have you done that should make me be town reading you?

You are super compatible with Sloonei.
You are in your mafia range.
Your two biggest adversaries got capped.
You have avoided being lynched somehow.

It's not TMI dude, I seriously think you probably have your head up your own ass.

How am I super compatible with Sloonei? Go back and look again with a fresh perspective, he pockets the fuck out of me.

[MacDougall]

Two NK'd townies wanted MP dead. We nearly had him lynched and he comes in "supertowning" and drives a lynch on town. Nobody should be townreading this dude. If you are you legit need your head examined.

I can't wait to immortalize some of these quotes. I've never seen you this wrong about me before.

More TMI. It's ridiculous.

Why are you town MP. Why should I be reading you as town? What have you done that should make me be town reading you?

You are super compatible with Sloonei.
You are in your mafia range.
Your two biggest adversaries got capped.
You have avoided being lynched somehow.

It's not TMI dude, I seriously think you probably have your head up your own ass.

How am I super compatible with Sloonei? Go back and look again with a fresh perspective, he pockets the fuck out of me.

Lmfao okay MP. Suspecting you = having my head up my ass.

Maybe I should just make a rule where I town read the scummiest players in the game for some fucking ridiculous reason in future.

[Tangrowth]

Two NK'd townies wanted MP dead. We nearly had him lynched and he comes in "supertowning" and drives a lynch on town. Nobody should be townreading this dude. If you are you legit need your head examined.

I can't wait to immortalize some of these quotes. I've never seen you this wrong about me before.

More TMI. It's ridiculous.

Why are you town MP. Why should I be reading you as town? What have you done that should make me be town reading you?

You are super compatible with Sloonei.
You are in your mafia range.
Your two biggest adversaries got capped.
You have avoided being lynched somehow.

It's not TMI dude, I seriously think you probably have your head up your own ass.

How am I super compatible with Sloonei? Go back and look again with a fresh perspective, he pockets the fuck out of me.

Lmfao okay MP. Suspecting you = having my head up my ass.

Maybe I should just make a rule where I town read the scummiest players in the game for some fucking ridiculous reason in future.

No, I mean, it's just the insane depth of your tunnel. I've seen you do this to me *maybe* as tunnely as you are right now a couple times and you were right about me, but I've never seen you do it when you were wrong. It's bizarre from my standpoint.

[Tangrowth]

There's almost no way a wolf does this to me, right? It's truly next level tunneling.

[MacDougall]

How is it next level tunneling? It's just me suspecting you and trying to stop other people giving you a free pass lol. You need to be dead. If we endgame with you and lose it'll be the stupidest fucking thing ever.

[Tangrowth]

Mac, talk to me more about 112 because I'm struggling hard with her this game.