[GAME OVER] Chicka Chicka 1, 2, 3

#1921

also, murdering ulams kills a shitton of evens, while killing hilberts murders a fuckton of odds. So if any evens are trying to brutally slaughter the hilberts, come thru.

#1922

Huh. There goes my free ride.

#1923

Oh God! I haven't gotten a new role. I'm really dead!

#1924

speedchuck wrote: ↑Thu Oct 05, 2017 12:53 pm Huh. There goes my free ride.

One of these days I'm gonna cut you into little pieces.

#1925

Ricochet wrote: ↑Thu Oct 05, 2017 1:19 pm
speedchuck wrote: ↑Thu Oct 05, 2017 12:53 pm Huh. There goes my free ride.
One of these days I'm gonna cut you into little pieces.

#1926

Well, at least we'll be free of #1's murder spree quickly. Looks like Ulams are going down.

1 - active, will die
2 - ?
3 - cannot die
4 - ?
6 - ?
8 - not active
11 - ?
13 - RIP speedchuck
16 - RIP Made, assuming his bullsuit claim is true

Guess we'll find out!
18 - ? ... also this role is awesome
26 - ? Is this active? Anyone cycling through the alphabet? I know there was some "include each letter" stuff a couple of days ago, but that's not the same
28 - ?
36 - already eliminated
38 - not active
47 - ? I want this role
48 - already eliminated
53 - ?
57 - not active
62 - already eliminated
69 - theoretically already eliminated (sexy song contest)
72 - ?
77 - ?
82 - ?
87 - not active
97 - ?
99 - ?

Sooo.... is anyone numbers 2, 4, 6, 11, 18, 28, 47, 53, 72, 77, 82, 97, or 99, and would like us to change the night poll?

#1927

Speed is voting to kill his own damn near unkillable role?

#1928

Jackofhearts2005 wrote: ↑Thu Oct 05, 2017 2:13 pm Speed is voting to kill his own damn near unkillable role?

I get killed by either choice. It isn't super fair.

#1929

MEANWHILE...

"SO I TOLD THEM THE NIGHT POLL WAS GOING TO KILL OFF ONE OR THE OTHER SET OF NUMBERS TO SPEED THINGS ALONG AND THEY BELIEVED ME! HA-HA! HA! HA!" The conference room next to the simulation chamber erupted into laughter. Most of it was THE GAME but the two humans inside found it amusing as well.

"How many fell for your trick?" Sergeant Major Sharp asked.

"ONLY A FEW. BUT THEN AGAIN, ONLY A FEW OF YOUR RECRUITS SEEM VERY INTERESTED."

"Elaborate on that if you would please," Sergeant Major Johnson said. "You say we're about halfway through Stage 1. We'd like to give the General as detailed a report as possible."

"PARTICIPATION HAS BEEN SPOTTY. YOU'D THINK THAT BEING TRAPPED IN A SIMULATION WOULD LEAVE THEM WITH NOTHING BETTER TO DO BUT THIS IS ONLY A CLASS 3 GALAXY MIND YOU. NOTHING SURPRISES ME ANYMORE WHEN IT COMES TO YOUR SPECIES' ABILITY TO DISAPPOINT."

"But you said there's at least one team that looks promising?" asked Sharp.

"OH YES. THEY'VE PROVEN TO BE QUITE AMBITIOUS. DECEPTION, TREACHERY, DEAL-MAKING. THEY'VE ALL BUT TAKEN FULL CONTROL OF THE SIMULATION."

"Then why not end it now and bring those soldiers on board?" asked Johnson.

"BECAUSE THEY'RE GETTING ARROGANT AND SELF-ASSURED. THEY THINK THEY'VE GOT THIS IN THE BAG. NOW, TO BE FAIR, THERE ARE TWO OR THREE TEAMS THAT HAVE A LOW PROBABILITY OF SUCCEEDING AT THIS POINT. NON-PARTICIPATION AND LIMITED NUMBERS ON CERTAIN TEAMS IS REALLY HANDING THE SIMULATION OVER TO THIS GROUP. BUT WE STILL HAVE A FEW WRENCHES TO THROW IN THEIR WORKS. I WANT TO SEE HOW THEY HANDLE ADVERSITY."

"Very well," Sharp said. "Let's proceed and schedule another debriefing when we're 75% complete with Stage 1."

"AS YOU WISH."

#1930

Did they expect us to treat them with any respect?

#1931

This looks promising.

#1932

Looks like broken promises, actually. Not that I'm complaining.

I'm totally complaining.

#1933

I am.

#1934

Together we stand, divided we fall.

#1935

yay death?

#1936

WEREWOLF BAR MITZVAH
SPOOKY SCARY
BOYS BECOMING MEN
MEN BECOMING WOLVES

#1937

THAT WAS JUST YOUR LIFE

All the sniffling going on was enough to drive one mad. Long Con's obsessive freaking over each sniffle only made matters worse. It was only a matter of time before someone snapped.

It just happened to be one of the Fatal 5's, and he took his anger out on Quin.

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The Lone Gunman was getting tired of it as well but he was also frustrated over last night's failure. All evening, he practiced his technique. Jump. Flip. Crouch. Rise. Stab.

Over and over he practiced his form. Satisfied that he was doing nothing wrong, he went out into the night to prove himself.

He talked the rooftops of the town in search of two victims. Sure enough, he found two unfortunate souls out for a stroll. He sprung into action.

He jumped into the air.

He flipped with the skill of an acrobat.

He crouched as he landed between his targets.

He rose tall and proud.

He stabbed with all the hate and malice in his heart.

Even though Elohcin died a slow and painful death, The Lone Gunmen spent the rest of his night pondering why his other target walked away unscathed.

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Across town, an Obnoxious Odd sulked in his own failure to complete a kill. Strange things were afoot indeed.

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QUIN WAS KILLED BY THE FATAL 5'S
ELOHCIN WAS KILLED BY #1

IT IS NOW DAY 14.
YOU HAVE 48 HOURS TO LYNCH SOMEONE.

JACKOFHEARTS2005, QUIN, AND ELOHCIN ARE NOT LYNCHABLE TODAY BECAUSE THEY JUST REANIMATED.

#1938

Bogus, not enough carnage.

#1939

Hahahahaha I'm invincible!

For the day anyway.

#1940

colonialbob wants to die, right?

#1941

Mother, do you think they'll figure out?

Mother, do you think they'll then move out?

Mother, do you think MP is numbeeeer one?

Mother, DO WE REALLY NEED 48 HOURS FOR ALL THESE DAYS?

Ooooh, baby

Is it just as waste of time?

#1942

Sloonei wrote: ↑Thu Oct 05, 2017 10:32 pm Bogus, not enough carnage.

It seemed like he did yesterday. I'll just wait a little to see if we hear something from him today.

#1943

Sloonei wrote: ↑Fri Oct 06, 2017 12:31 am colonialbob wants to die, right?

I would slightly prefer to be NKed but yeah.

#1944

Bob it is then

#1945

You can't stop what has begun. Signed, sealed, they deliver oblivion.

We all have a dark side, to say the least and dealing in death is the nature of the beast.

#1946

Well that totall sucks.

#1947

Totally**

#1948

Elohcin wrote: ↑Fri Oct 06, 2017 11:00 am Well that totall sucks.

RIP Elohcin.

#1949

I only reated for a sec. I'm back and reqdy to play. But not so happy with my position

#1950

ok c-bob.

#1951

wait, so are we dying for realzies now???

#1952

wait, so are we dying for realzies now???

#1953

Made wrote: ↑Fri Oct 06, 2017 4:05 pm wait, so are we dying for realzies now???

#1954

if you die in the game, you die in real life

#1955

insertnamehere wrote: ↑Fri Oct 06, 2017 6:26 pm if you die in the game, you die in real life

#1956

Remind me why I came back to play this game. Where is everyone? Who are we lyncging today? How have lynches been going recently? Last I was here, we were lynching players who didn't like their role. If this is still true...you can lynch me.

#1957

Elohcin wrote: ↑Sat Oct 07, 2017 8:50 am Remind me why I came back to play this game. Where is everyone? Who are we lyncging today? How have lynches been going recently? Last I was here, we were lynching players who didn't like their role. If this is still true...you can lynch me.

The game has been fairly quiet but I think thats because almost everyone (except for #1) is in btsc. We have been lynching mostly people who ask for it, though I can't remember every lynch and I think there have been some exceptions. C-bob first said he'd be willing to be lynched a day or two ago (I can't remember exactly) so it appears that is who many people are willing to lynch today. And you came back to the game to have fun!

#1958

Hey gang, be sure you're only posting in this thread with your standard accounts! Thanks.

#1959

I see. Well... I'm going to vote.for myself. Who is willing to vote with me?

#1960

Wait... I'm not wven on the poll

#1961

Elohcin wrote: ↑Sat Oct 07, 2017 10:30 am Wait... I'm not wven on the poll

Yeah, you just reanimated so you and the others that reanimated aren't on the poll.

#1962

#1963

Yeah, greedy, wait your turn!

#1964

I jumped on the bandwagon.

#1965

ICE ICE BABY (TOO COLD, TOO COLD)

Chicka Chicka 1, 2, 3
Another early retiree?
Alright stop, collaborate, and listen.
THE GAME's back with a brand new invention.
Bob thought that his role was a sneezer,
Stopping people cold like a Kenmore freezer.
Will Stage 1 ever stop? I don't know.
Pick up the pace 'cause you're killing way to slow.
To the extreme I rock this sim like a vandal,
Blow up a star and melt your world like a candle.
That's enough rapping from me.
Chicka Chicka 1, 2, 3

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COLONIALBOB HAS BEEN LYNCHED. HE WAS #32:

# 32
Alias: Mr. Freeze
Source: Water freezes at 32 degrees Fahrenheit
Member Of: Crazy 8’s
Power Type: Nightly Power
Role Description: Each night, you can freeze a player in their tracks. This will block them from using their powers for that night or the following day if they have a day power.

IT IS NOW NIGHT 14. IF YOUR TEAM IS ELIGIBLE FOR A KILL TONIGHT, YOU WILL BE NOTIFIED SHORTLY IN YOUR TEAM CHAT.

ALL NIGHT ROLE POWER REQUESTS MUST BE SUBMITTED BY PRIVATE MESSAGE TO ME. TEAM KILL REQUESTS MUST COME VIA PRIVATE MESSAGE FROM A DESIGNATED MEMBER OF YOUR TEAM. TEAMS MAY ASSIGN SPECIFIC PLAYERS TO CARRY OUT THE KILL OR THEY MAY LET ONE BE CHOSEN AT RANDOM.

NIGHT 14 WILL END AROUND 9:30 PM EASTERN STANDARD TIME TOMORROW. ROLE PM'S AND TEAM KILL REQUESTS ARE DUE TO ME BY 8:30 PM TOMORROW.

#1966

Woot?

#1967

nice i think idk

#1968

It's kinda nice being immune to NKs I guess.

#1969

Yo guys Im here sorry for the inactivity.

#1970

What is the news

Who made it all this way just to be lynched now?