[GAME OVER] Chicka Chicka 1, 2, 3

#1561

[mention]Epignosis[/mention]

Wat are you doing?

You haven't shown up in a Chatzy with me yet. Do you have a strategy or are you coasting until closer to end game?

#1562

THIS IS A REMINDER TO ALL SPARSELY TOTIENT ROLES THAT YOU MAY USE YOUR POWERS TWICE TONIGHT DUE TO WINNING THE NIGHT 8 POLL.

#1563

#1564

What a waste you guys, what a waste. Don't worry Sloonster, I got you buddy.

#1565

I wanted to know if there was any vote manipulation happening.

#1566

G-Man wrote: ↑Fri Sep 22, 2017 11:06 pm THIS IS A REMINDER TO ALL SPARSELY TOTIENT ROLES THAT YOU MAY USE YOUR POWERS TWICE TONIGHT DUE TO WINNING THE NIGHT 8 POLL.

Does that include me? I'm bad at pretend math.

#1567

Jackofhearts2005 wrote: ↑Fri Sep 22, 2017 10:39 pm @speedchuck

I don't think you should vote Bob if you can help it.

Are you currently in control of your vote?

I thought my vote was on sloon. ?

#1568

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Malkovich.

#1569

Jackofhearts2005 wrote: ↑Fri Sep 22, 2017 10:57 pm @Epignosis

Wat are you doing?

You haven't shown up in a Chatzy with me yet. Do you have a strategy or are you coasting until closer to end game?

I'm an idiot is what I am.

#1570

#1571

#1572

insertnamehere wrote: ↑Sat Sep 23, 2017 2:59 pm

I appreciate this.

#1573

GO ON THEN; THERE ARE OTHER ROLES THAN THESE

*BEEP* *BOOP* *BEEP* *BOOP*

Long Con was dragged into the basement of The Dancing Piano and tied to a chair. A stern looking man walked into the dimly-lit room.

"Who are you?" Long Con asked.

"Funny," the man said, "I was just about to ask you the same thing."

"What?" Long Con asked.

"Who are you and who do you work for?"

"I don't have to tell you anything," Long Con sneered. "Just kill me and get this over with."

The man walked over to him and crouched down. He stared Long Con straight in the eyes. He could tell this man wasn't kidding around.

"I'm not here to kill you," he said, "but if you don't cooperate, you'll be begging me to kill you by the time I'm finished."

"You don't scare me."

"Not yet anyway." The man pulled out some pictures. "Do you recognize this man?"

"Yeah, it's Sloonei."

"Did you kill him?"

"He's dead?"

"That's right," the man said, pulling out another picture. "He had his throat slit about 10 minutes before you came in here for a drink tonight. Curious."

"Look man, we're in a small town. Everybody lives within 10 minutes walk from here."

"Yes but not everybody walks in here with blood on his pants and shoes." Long Con looked down and grimaced. He hadn't been careful enough.

"I guarantee you that I did not kill Sloonei," Long Con insisted.

"Is that because you were busy killing DrWilgy while someone else dispatched Sloonei?"

"You think you've got it all figured out, don't you?" Long Con jeered.

"It's my job to get answers," the man said as he pulled out a knife.

"Blow it out your ass, man. I ain't talking."

"We'll see about that," the man said. He went behind the chair. Long Con screamed in pain as the man slowly drove the tip of the knife into his little finger. "Did you kill DrWilgy?"

"I don't know anything about it," Long Con said, trying to be stoic. The man dug the knife in deeper.

"Lie to me again and I cut your finger off! Did you kill Sloonei?"

"Go to hell." The words were no sooner out of his mouth than pain ripped through Long Con's hand. The man showed him his severed pinky.

"If you don't start talking, I'm taking your thumb next." Long Con's eyes flashed wide. "Did you kill DrWilgy?" Long Con stuttered and paused. The man went back around the chair.

"Yes! I killed him!"

"Who do you work for?"

"What does it matter?" Long Con screamed again as the man began digging into his metacarpophalangeal joint. "The 5's! The 5's! I'm with the Fatal 5's."

"Tell me who you are," the man said, keeping just enough pressure on the Long Con's thumb to keep him disoriented with pain. "Do it now!"

"I'm number 10!" Long Con screamed. "I can downgrade votes."

"Interesting," the man said. "You've had quite a number of roles so far. This is you fourth. Seems like you've been a popular target."

"What can I say?" Long Con laughed. "People like to kill me."

"Why did you kill Wilgy?"

"Because Wilgy isn't part of the plan."

"What plan?"

"You have no idea what you're dealing with. Kill me and I just move on. Teams don't matter now and you're on the outside. We're more than just the 5's, you know. Our reach is vast and there's nothing you can do to stop us."

The man looked at his partners. "Take him back to our base. I want to extract more information out of him in a more secure location."

They pulled Long Con to his feet, put a bag over his head and marched him toward the storm cellar door at the back of the basement. No sooner did they lift the door than a shot rang out. Everyone dropped and took cover. The man grabbed Long Con and tried to march him into a more secure position but Long Con didn't comply. The man saw Long Con's hood was wet with blood.

"Dammit!" the man yelled.

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DRWILGY WAS KILLED BY THE FATAL 5'S
SLOONEI WAS KILLED BY THE LUCKY 7'S
LONG CON WAS KILLED BY THE NASTY 9'S

IT IS NOW DAY 10.
YOU HAVE 48 HOURS TO LYNCH SOMEONE.

DRWILGY, LONG CON, AND SLOONEI ARE NOT LYNCHABLE TODAY BECAUSE THEY JUST REANIMATED.

#1574

Malkobich

#1575

I loved that post. Thanks 9's, thanks you-know-who!

#1576

Wowzas so many deathsh

#1577

Epignosis wrote: ↑Sat Sep 23, 2017 11:03 pmMalkobich

Grrr woof woof woof grrrrrrr wooof!

#1578

Alas, I am slain

#1579

You should be slain again too. Let's kill Sloon. Or you know, me....

#1580

#1581

Kill me. It'll be in everyone's best interest! DO IT.

#1582

MovingPictures07 wrote: ↑Sun Sep 24, 2017 11:18 am Kill me. It'll be in everyone's best interest! DO IT.

MP, will you tell us who you are so we can make a decision based on yours and daisy's role?

#1583

juliets wrote: ↑Sun Sep 24, 2017 11:36 am
MovingPictures07 wrote: ↑Sun Sep 24, 2017 11:18 am Kill me. It'll be in everyone's best interest! DO IT.
MP, will you tell us who you are so we can make a decision based on yours and daisy's role?

I am Daisy's role.

So if you want to get rid of Daisy's role, vote me.

#1584

MovingPictures07 wrote: ↑Sun Sep 24, 2017 11:51 am
juliets wrote: ↑Sun Sep 24, 2017 11:36 am
MovingPictures07 wrote: ↑Sun Sep 24, 2017 11:18 am Kill me. It'll be in everyone's best interest! DO IT.
MP, will you tell us who you are so we can make a decision based on yours and daisy's role?
I am Daisy's role.

So if you want to get rid of Daisy's role, vote me.

soooo...I don't understand. Maybe I'm missing something obvious. How could you be daisy's role?

#1585

Sorry, that does not make sense to me. You'll have to explain better than that to get my vote.

#1586

BWAA! BWAA! BWAA!

ATTENTION! YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE! THE FOLLOWING ARE VERY IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENTS, THOUGH YOU'VE BEEN IGNORING THEM LATELY, SO YOU PROBABLY WON'T CARE. HOW TYPICAL OF HUMANS...

Spoiler: show

#1587

[BTW, if we are to assume that:

a) Epig and Eloh were the first to be feuded and that started with Day 5
b) Epig's D7 lynch solved that feud
c) Daisy claiming #56 is true
d) Sloonei having died as #72 just now is also true
e) speedchuck being #13 is still not being questioned
f) 'Malkobich vs. Skeletor' just started today

then by sheer exclusion, the only player still in his role since D5 who could have created last night a new feud is B.O.B.

B.O.B. = #90

nevertheless

BARK BARK BARK BARK]

Malkovich

#1588

As in colonialbob?

#1589

Spacedaisy wrote: ↑Sun Sep 24, 2017 6:38 am You should be slain again too. Let's kill Sloon. Or you know, me....

Nah, I think it's your turn.

#1590

He is B.O.B.
Eager for fun
He wears a smile
Everybody run

(you can tell that episode wasn't directed by Lynch)

#1591

Sloonei wrote: ↑Sun Sep 24, 2017 3:40 pm
Spacedaisy wrote: ↑Sun Sep 24, 2017 6:38 am You should be slain again too. Let's kill Sloon. Or you know, me....
Nah, I think it's your turn.

Yeah, you owe me. I got you a new role, now it's my turn!

#1592

Daisy is my lover.

#1593

Well duh.

#1594

"Lovers in the night time."

#1595

I mean within this game.

I was given a Tarot Card or something and it told me I could choose a lover, so I chose Daisy.

#1596

He's very faithful.

At least he didn't choose his other wife, Golden.

#1597

Spacedaisy wrote: ↑Sun Sep 24, 2017 4:35 pm He's very faithful.

At least he didn't choose his other wife, Golden.

#1598

So anyway, if I die, Daisy dies, and vice versa. So if you all want Daisy to die, you have to vote me out, not her.

#1599

Are you sure you've got that right? Usually with lovers roles, they are connected. What happens to one happens to another.

#1600

Ohhh! Shit, you're right. Well then, doesn't matter. Let's lynch Daisy and then I'll die too.

**http://www.last.fm/user/nutella23** · #1601

ok! then we can lynch two people to make up for yesterday's no lynch

#1602

#1603

Now this is a mafia game.

#1604

#1605

What does it take to obtain a lover in this game of mafia?

#1606

Marmot wrote: ↑Sun Sep 24, 2017 6:41 pm What does it take to obtain a lover in this game of mafia?

The gifting of a tarot card, apparently.

#1607

Been out and about all weekend, what'd I miss?

#1608

speedchuck wrote: ↑Sun Sep 24, 2017 8:21 pm Been out and about all weekend, what'd I miss?

Daisy and I wantwd to be lynched equally and came out in a stalemate, so some kind soul killed me and now we seem to be lynching daisy.

#1609

Sloonei wrote: ↑Sun Sep 24, 2017 8:44 pm
speedchuck wrote: ↑Sun Sep 24, 2017 8:21 pm Been out and about all weekend, what'd I miss?
Daisy and I wantwd to be lynched equally and came out in a stalemate, so some kind soul killed me and now we seem to be lynching daisy.

I told you that I got you Sloon.

#1610

Thanks pal, don't do it again.

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