Haiku Mafia Day Five

#301

Wilgy has been lynched
He was the AIR you all breathe
A vanilla civ

It is now night one
It will last for 24
Send me your PM's

#302

Nice easy target
Practice there, folks, can we do
Serious hunts now?

#303

hey look! No more haikus!

Thanks for the game sriracha!

#304

Rest in peace, Wilgy.
I am sorry I was wrong.
We will all miss you.

Dom, Rico, Marmot
Cultivating vote records
With outlier votes?

Long Con's vote pings me.
It was he one that really
Sealed Wilgy's last doom.

In one of these four
A baddie lies, I'm thinking.
Alas, but which one?

#305

thellama73 wrote:
Dom, Rico, Marmot
Cultivating vote records
With outlier votes?

Dunno what this means
I followed a read with vote
That's about it.

#306

Replacement needed!
If anyone wants to play
Send me a PM

#307

Sorsha wrote:Replacement needed!
If anyone wants to play
Send me a PM

Can I be in twice?
I'm a player in three games
I can do a fourth

#308

My respects Wilgy
Alas, I was mistaken
As was four others

My condolences
We will avenge you, Doc
Death to the riff-raff

#309

Sorsha wrote:Replacement needed!
If anyone wants to play
Send me a PM

Rezz the dead Doctor
So we can lynch him again
On Day Two. Apple.

#310

There is inh
He would be a good person
To substitute in

#311

Great news everyone!
INH is joining us!

Good bye DDL

#312

thellama73 wrote:Rest in peace, Wilgy.
I am sorry I was wrong.
We will all miss you.

Dom, Rico, Marmot
Cultivating vote records
With outlier votes?

Long Con's vote pings me.
It was he one that really
Sealed Wilgy's last doom.

In one of these four
A baddie lies, I'm thinking.
Alas, but which one?

I'm an outlier
It's a risky life to lead
But I enjoy it

#313

thellama73 wrote:Long Con's vote pings me.
It was he one that really
Sealed Wilgy's last doom.

Bullshit, pack animal!
I didn't seal a goddamn thing
Any more than you did

Why not blame yourself?
You could have altered your vote
Maybe saved Wilgy

I voted for he
Who was my main suspect for
Most of the first day

Totally sketchy
To try and cast all of the blame
Directly at me

**http://www.last.fm/user/nutella23** · #314

Sorry, doc wilgy
It's too bad we lynched a civ
Better luck next time.

Hi Marsh, INH.
DDL and SVS,
sad to see you go.

#315

Hello peoples!
Glad to join you fine players
I need to read the thread

Haikus are very scary
Especially to myself writing
I hope I'll succeed

**http://www.last.fm/user/nutella23** · #316

You've already failed

Need to count your syllables
before posting, dude

#317

insertnamehere wrote:Hello peoples!
Glad to join you fine players
I need to read the thread

Haikus are very scary
Especially to myself writing
I hope I'll succeed

Well, your fifth line there
Has NINE syllables I see
So maybe ease in

And don't feel too bad
My last post has TWO mistakes
Lines with eight beats each

#318

http://www.wordcalc.com/

Is a bad website
Not a good place to go to
Refridgerator

#319

insertnamehere wrote:http://www.wordcalc.com/

Is a bad website
Not a good place to go to
Refridgerator

No way man, no way!
I'll live or die upon my own
Haiku achievement

#320

insertnamehere wrote:Hello peoples!
Glad to join you fine players
I need to read the thread

Haikus are very scary
Especially to myself writing
I hope I'll succeed

four, seven, six, then
seven, nine, five, l.o.l.
fingers are better!

#321

Long Con wrote:
insertnamehere wrote:http://www.wordcalc.com/

Is a bad website
Not a good place to go to
Refridgerator
No way man, no way!
I'll live or die upon my own
Haiku achievement

I suspect I'll die
I'm not really confident
In my haiku skill

#322

Here's an idea
What if our haiku failures
Benefit baddies?

Please be cautious of
Your haikus as you make them
As a precaution

#323

I just saw Rogue One
I hated it, it was shit
I'm in a bad mood

#324

Zebra never did
Answer me. I wonder why.
Scared, are you of me?

#325

Eulogy for Doc:
Wilgy, we hardly knew thee
Now you are worm food

#326

off topic haiku
i'm traveling right on through
posting from the loo

#327

Here is a record
The poll for the Day 1 lynch
In case we need it

#328

Some analysis
On the voting for Day 1
The Doctor's lynch

Zebra voted first
Omgus vote for DDL
Suss level: low

Llama followed suit
He started the Wilgy train
Think he could be bad

Nutella voted next
Also going for Wilgy
I don't feel bad vibes

Quin got right on there
Acknowledging it's a train
Do baddies do that?

Floyd loves da Doc train
Baddies knew that Doc was Civ
Don't think this was bad

Gold votes off Wilgy
Baddie avoidance of train?
It is possible

Dom votes way way off
Avoids Wilgy, the Civ train
I suspect him some

Rico votes off as well
Like he knew Wilgy was Civ
From bad point of view

--Here's an example
--Of what I mean from Rico
--To clarify it:

Ricochet wrote:Not inflexible
But give me the taste of this
Being baddie Wilg

G-Man votes G-Man
Doesn't really ping me much
Jury is still out

Marsh's Llama vote
Not really that readable
He's the new guy here

Long Con votes Wilgy
One of my top two suspects
Sorry I was wrong

Current top suspects:
Ricochet, Llama, and Dom
And so there you go.

#329

Long Con wrote:
Sorsha wrote:All the roles and abilities were assigned randomly. You can claim any ability or role you want.
Thinking about this
Do Civvies win if they are dead?
Maybe affects claims

Yes

#330

^ Too few syllables
Tsk tsk hostess, sixteen more!
But we will forgive

#331

Long Con wrote:^ Too few syllables
Tsk tsk hostess, sixteen more!
But we will forgive

Especially since
Your posts have been littered with
Syllable errors

#332

G-Man wrote:
Long Con wrote:^ Too few syllables
Tsk tsk hostess, sixteen more!
But we will forgive

Especially since
Your posts have been littered with
Syllable errors

Yeah, I'm the worstest
I cannot deny that fact
Careless Long Con

#333

Long Con wrote:
Rico votes off as well
Like he knew Wilgy was Civ
From bad point of view

--Here's an example
--Of what I mean from Rico
--To clarify it:

Ricochet wrote:Not inflexible
But give me the taste of this
Being baddie Wilg

Ah so much context
removal, like poetry
tres artistique

Like the fact that some
Of Wilgy's suss moves did not
Come off bad pour moi

Or that quote you pulled
Literally asking what
Am I missing? Sky

#334

Give me a break dude
We have to post in haiku
Context: difficult

I said what I meant
There's no artistry involved
Clarify? Just ask

#335

Long Con wrote:Gold votes off Wilgy
Baddie avoidance of train?
It is possible

But wrong. Thread context
shows that I was happy with
lynching the doctor

But DDL was
also acting suspicious
Both would have been fine

But keeping it close
ws much more interesting
baddies have options

Something could happen
Last minute activity
that gave us info

I think it's always
wise to maintain two options
that are viable

#336

Long Con wrote:Give me a break dude
We have to post in haiku
Context: difficult

I said what I meant
There's no artistry involved
Clarify? Just ask

I did clarify
Or did that content not reach
Your viewing either?

#337

What I meant, Rico:
You want clarification?
Then just ask for it

#338

Long Con wrote:What I meant, Rico:
You want clarification?
Then just ask for it

I don't. Wanted
Is to not pull context out
Of my Doc review

#339

Sorsha wrote:
Long Con wrote:
Sorsha wrote:All the roles and abilities were assigned randomly. You can claim any ability or role you want.
Thinking about this
Do Civvies win if they are dead?
Maybe affects claims
Yes

#340

Two ISO's need
Changing links, much like diapers
Of little Hamish

#341

Long Con why are you
So defensive of the post
about vote records

#342

Long Con wrote: Dom votes way way off
Avoids Wilgy, the Civ train
I suspect him some

Rico votes off as well
Like he knew Wilgy was Civ
From bad point of view

Completely agree.
That's what I said earlier
Vote cultivation.

#343

Long Con wrote:
thellama73 wrote:Long Con's vote pings me.
It was he one that really
Sealed Wilgy's last doom.
Bullshit, pack animal!
I didn't seal a goddamn thing
Any more than you did

Why not blame yourself?
You could have altered your vote
Maybe saved Wilgy

I voted for he
Who was my main suspect for
Most of the first day

Totally sketchy
To try and cast all of the blame
Directly at me

I don't blame myself
Because I know that I'm civ.
It's diff'rent with you.

Before your Doc vote
One vote could have saved him
After, not so much.

In some other news,
Still no real content from Nut
What's she waiting for?

#344

Dom wrote:Long Con why are you
So defensive of the post
about vote records

You exaggerate
My response to Rico's post
Was appropriate

Sorry if some links
Were not to the correct post
Wish I were perfect

#345

thellama73 wrote:Before your Doc vote
One vote could have saved him
After, not so much.

I'm starting to see
a bad LC, but I'm not
sure if it's 'no u'

I don't see how he
Can claim I "avoided" doc
In such a close vote

All it took was one
LC vote on DDL
to create a tie

One person switches,
potentially I'm on the
successful lynch train

~~~~~~~~~

Nut, G-Man and Quin
Are all a little quiet
Would like to hear more

Also inh
and marmot, they could give a
fresh take on day one

#346

Quin has been murdered
And was a vanilla civ
He was the Lightning

It is now day two
You have 48 hours
To catch a killer

#347

Someone took pity
On my well encumbered self
Thank you, murderer

#348

For the most part though
I still find that I agree
With LC's hot takes

I think perhaps I'm
Indulging in some tinfoil
because he sussed me

Paranoia is
setting in but I think I
should keep it in check

#349

Quin oh dearest Quin
We'll find your assassin
R.I.P. Amin

#350

Quin wrote:Someone took pity
On my well encumbered self
Thank you, murderer

Goodbye quin, I'm glad
That you are vanilla, was
that a penis joke?

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