[GAME OVER] Chicka Chicka 1, 2, 3

#5051

It’s in 20 minutes

#5052

[mention]nutella[/mention] do you have any intention on switching?

[mention]Kylemii[/mention] you can make me satisfied by letting me live for second place <3

#5053

3rd place is still pretty good.

#5054

i can't trust that you don't have more secrets i know where i stand with nutella

#5055

[mention]nutella[/mention] please i implore you, side with me on this

#5056

Kyle already has the punch buggy award, he doesnt need to win either!

#5057

[mention]nutella[/mention]
[mention]nutella[/mention]
[mention]nutella[/mention]

#5058

IM DESPERATE PLEASE

#5059

....she isnt coming back is she.

well played kyle. you seem to have fooled us all

You backstabbing snake you

#5060

Nutella, remember all those great times we had on the Crazy 8s together? Then DDL and I killed ourselves to try to get back on the primes cus we thought we were the only ones on the team cus you didn't check in and talk to us?

#5061

and now i will die, robbed of any chance of victory. in my final 5 minutes of life

#5062

Kyle getting one in for the OGs

#5063

sprityo wrote: ↑Wed Dec 06, 2017 10:40 pm ....she isnt coming back is she.

well played kyle. you seem to have fooled us all

You backstabbing snake you

everything i did, i did for epignosis

#5064

one more wont hurt:

[mention]nutella[/mention] switch votes plz

#5065

with one minute on the clock it's time i layed it out

ive been solo since stage two. i have three protections vests and not two.

If nutella had been lynched i wouldve survived kyle's double night kill and won

alternatively lynching kyle guarantees i win

#5066

Well.

Played.

#5067

sprityo wrote: ↑Wed Dec 06, 2017 10:44 pm Well.

Played.

I won't believe it til I see the body. 0:

#5068

in the end, afk killed the horse

#5069

-makes ghost noises-

#5070

I've been refreshing this page every minute for the last half hour and I just now realized I haven't been connected to WiFi

R.I.P. data plan

#5071

omg where did Gman go? I wanna go sleep ffs come back and tell us

#5072

MAJORITY RULES

Chicka Chicka 1, 2, 3
Sprityo was honest at the end you see.
Two votes was enough
To cut through the fluff
And put an end to his mystery.
Chicka Chicka 1, 2, 3

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SPRITYO HAS BEEN LYNCHED. HE WAS #51:

# 51 - this is a secret role!
Alias: Simple Majority
Source: Without using decimals, 51% represents a simple majority
Member Of: Obnoxious Odds
Power Type: Passive Ability
Role Description: Getting the most votes on the lynch poll won’t necessarily mean your demise. You can only be lynched if a simple majority of all living players votes for you in the lynch poll. You are also immune to the first three attempts to kill you.

THE OBNOXIOUS ODDS HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED.

#5073

#5074

hey do I still get the punch buggy award if i never die

#5075

THE FINAL KILL

Sprityo barely had enough time to explain all his desperate attempts to turn the lynch his way when The Overlook's light started flashing. Everyone more or less knew what to expect.

Nutella let out a heavy sigh when she came to. She was disappointed with herself but could anyone really blame her? It had been a long, drawn-out training exercise and mistakes were bound to happen. Timing was everything at this stage and her timing was off by just a hair.

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NUTELLA WAS KILLED BY THE EVIL EVENS.

THE SINISTER 6'S AND CRAZY 8'S ELIMINATED.

#5076

STAND BY FOR STAGE 3...

#5077

Stage.... 3......

#5078

stage 3......................

#5079

................3....................

#5080

Stage 3 is where Kylemii and nutella band together to lynch G-Man, the real antagonist of this game.

#5081

oh nvm nutella got dead

#5082

stage 3 is where G-Man turns Kyle against himself and to the crazy house

#5083

nutella died...

now i'm scared and alone with my thoughts and all these spooky ghosts

#5084

the primes will win stage 3

#5085

stage 3 is where if you die in the game you die in real life

#5086

NAW, JUST KIDDING. HA-HA! HA! HA!

#5087

hilarious

#5088

FIN

Everything around the recruits swirled and faded as they were brought out of the simulation and back to the real world. They all sat up in the simulation chamber and stretched. One hundred and five days trapped in an augmented reality world has a way of making you feel creaky.

"GREETINGS, MORSELS!" THE GAME snickered. "THE TIME HAS COME TO SEPARATE THE WHEAT FROM THE CHAFF."

"Does this mean we're done with you now?" one of the recruits sneered.

"I BELIEVE YOU WERE TRYING TO SAY, ‘THANK YOU,'" THE GAME replied as it projected a video in the air above it. Once again, it sang to them.

“Thank you?” another recruit said, aghast.

“YOU’RE WELCOME!”

“What? No no no. Why would we-”

"OK, OK, I SEE WAT’T HAPPENING HERE
YOU’RE FACE TO FACE WITH GREATNESS AND IT’S STRANGE
YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW HOW YOU FEEL
IT’S ADORABLE!
WELL IT’S NICE TO KNOW CARBON-BASED LIFEFORMS NEVER CHANGE.
OPEN YOUR EYES, LET’S BEGIN-
YES, IT’S REALLY ME, IT’S THE GAME: BREATH IT IN!
I KNOW IT’S A LOT: THE VOICE, THE SIZE!
NOW IT’S TIME FOR ME TO EAT YOU GUYS.

"WHAT CAN I SAY EXCEPT YOU’RE WELCOME
FOR THIS GREAT SIMULATION.
HEY, IT’S OKAY, IT’S OKAY
YOU’RE WELCOME!
NOW LET’S START YOUR PERMANENT VACATION

"HEY!
WHO GAVE YOU DRINKS ALL THROUGHOUT STAGE 1?
AND TRIED TO MAKE YOUR STAY FUN?
THIS GUY!
AND NOW THAT WE’RE THROUGH
WHO GETS TO EAT A FEW OF YOU?
YOU’RE LOOKIN’ AT HIM, DUDE!
OH, ALSO A FEW OF YOU WON-
YOU’RE WELCOME!
YOU GET TO JOIN EAGLE TALON.
THE FOUR OF YOU GET TO LIVE
YOU’RE WELCOME
THE REST GO DOWN MOST COMBATIVE

"SO WHAT CAN I SAY EXCEPT YOU’RE WELCOME
FOR THAT ISLAND FROM MY MEMORY
THERE’S NO NEED TO PRAY, IT’S OKAY
YOU’RE WELCOME!
HA, I GUESS IT’S JUST MY WAY OF BEING ME
YOU’RE WELCOME!
YOU’RE WELCOME!

"WELL COME TO THINK OF IT
KIDS, HONESTLY I CAN GO ON AND ON
I CAN EXPLAIN EVERY SINGLE PHENOMENON
THE FLU, BUTTON, AND CLOCK?
OH THOSE WERE ALL ROLES (ARE YOU DUMB AS A ROCK?)
I GAVE YOU ROLES
I LET YOU HAVE CHOICE
I GAVE YOU FUN ROLES TO ALTER YOUR VOICE
WHAT’S THE LESSON-
WHAT IS THE TAKEAWAY?
DON’T MESS WITH THE GAME WHEN HE’S ON THE BREAK-AWAY
AND ALL THE ETCHINGS HERE ON MY SKIN
ARE THE NAMES OF THE VICTIMS WITHIN
LOOK WHERE I’VE BEEN
CROSSED HALF OF THE UNIVERSE
BEING THIS AWESOME SOMETIMES FEELS LIKE A CURSE

"WELL ANYWAY LET ME SAY YOU’RE WELCOME
FOR HUNDRED-FIVE DAYS YOU’VE KNOWN
HEY, IT’S OKAY, IT’ OKAY
YOU’RE WELCOME!
WELL, COME TO THINK OF IT, WE GOTTA GO
HEY, IT’S YOUR DAY TO SAY YOU’RE WELCOME
‘CAUSE I GET TO EAT YOU NOW
I’M NOMMING AWAY, AWAY
YOU’RE WELCOME!
‘CAUSE THE GAME SOMETIMES NEEDS SOME CHOW
YOU’RE WELCOME!
YOU’RE WELCOME!
AND THANK YOU!"

As the music ended, yellow tentacles of light burst from the surface of THE GAME. Four of the recruits were pushed to safety. The other 17 screamed as THE GAME drew them onto its surface and were torn apart one painful molecular chain at a time. Faces twisted in pain, heat, and disbelief. Bodies contorted. Sinews tore. Bones broke. Onlookers vomited.

The four recruits remaining were ushered into the conference room while THE GAME ate a well-deserved meal.

"Congratulations," Sergeant Major Sharp said. "You four have proved yourselves worthy of joining Eagle Talon. You're now among the most elite soldiers in the world."

"But why did the rest of them have to die?" one asked.

"Well, we can't just let 17 people who don't make the cut walk out of here with knowledge of our operations and facilities, now can we?"

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THE EVIL EVENS HAVE WON THE GAME.

EPIGNOSIS, KYLEMII, QUIN, AND SIG ALL WIN A TEAM WIN BANNER.

EPIGNOSIS WINS AN INDIVIDUAL WINCON BANNER.

KYLEMII WINS A BANNER FOR WINNING THE PUNCH BUGGY GAME.

THANK YOU FOR PLAYING CHICKA CHICKA 1, 2, 3

#5089

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#5090

punch buggy please end my suffering

linki holy shit

**http://www.last.fm/user/nutella23** · #5091

lol gg

#5092

First, I will say that it is a tremendous relief to finally not have to roleplay as THE GAME. I spent more time inside that thing's mind than I ever care to again.

Second, I have tons of data and content to drop on you all but it will have to wait for the next few days. I apologize in advance for the slow rollout but it is a lot of information and I am a bit of a perfectionist about post-game reveals.

Any questions?

#5093

no questions only sadness

#5094

All in 105 day's work.

#5095

to be fair i blame nutella

but hey i tried every strategy i could

im not the biggest fan of LMS, but this game was enjoyable for what i got to play

#5096

remember at the beginning of phase 2 when I said it would be cool if we won but also triggered epignosis' death win and also somehow get the punch buggy thing, but then I immediately gave up on it cus it was an impractical goal?

remember when the primes triggered my punch buggy power that I wanted to never use because it only gave other players an incentive to kill me

remember when i decided that my only goal in the game was to win the punch buggy banner

#5097

Kylemii wrote: ↑Wed Dec 06, 2017 11:57 pm remember when i decided that my only goal in the game was to win the punch buggy banner

#5098

Wow that was quite an ending. Congratulations Kyle, and also to the rest of the team.

I really enjoyed being a prime. Long Con had a vision: reunite a team that had started together by killing them and hope they were reborn as a prime. And by God it worked. We collected other outstanding people along the way, we strategized constantly, we had betrayals - I would imagine the same is true for some of the other teams. I want to give a personal shout out to LC though for his vision, Quin and c-bob for their loyalty to our alliance, Eloh and Daisy for sticking with us even when they were off the team. I know I have forgotten some people but I'll call them out later if I remember.

G-Man you have taken a lot of crap during the game from people who hated it. I hated that part of the game. If you want to call out someone's game do it in private for goodness sakes. Personally I loved it. The roles were so creative, it was so much fun to be reborn, and I loved my role as the chat room. I think you did an incredible job for months!

Well, it was a fun time. Congrats again to the winners!

#5099

[mention]sprityo[/mention] it had to go down the way it did. you were right about everything, but the things you were lying about didn't give me incentive to keep you alive.

If either you or nutella had a protection you could use on the night following the lynch, I would have lost automatically because of Rule 7. Night 38's kill would be stolen by whichever one of you were alive at the time.

I needed to poke around for information today. If one of you or nutella had lied differently about the specifics of your vulnerabilities then I wouldn't have been able to win.

#5100

I love LMS type games like this. We've had a few this year and I hope they continue into 2018. Thanks for hosting G-Man, I really enjoyed it.

I'm happy to win, though I was more or less balancing my own interests with the interests of my alliances from before Phase 2 started. I mainly wanted to keep the competition between the primes and anti-primes going as long as I could while helping out people I said I was going to help and thought deserved at the very least to last a long time. That was juliets, bob, LC and Jack, mainly. Shame that none of them made it to the end. At that point I was like, well, let's win.

Highlights for me are:

- Being a big part of setting up the Primes/Fives alliance when juliets joined the Primes as 89, which basically set the direction for the entire game and most of Phase 2
- Meeting my goal of pissing off Ricochet enough that he'd kill me in time for phase 2 to start (It may not have gone down like that in his chat, but that's what I like to think happened

)
- Phasing into the Evens who were all staunchly anti-prime and slowly converting them into a group of chaos loving neutrals. Well, Kyle. The others died pretty fast

Who made it all this way just to be lynched now?