Champions 2019 - Crisis on The Syndicate [GAME OVER]

[Jackofhearts2005]

So try and lynch me.

Tell me about Michelle.

She threw out a nothing hot take and hasn’t been around much. Town Michelle wants it more and has a certain feel to her content that I’m not getting at this point.

Now, I’m never lynching Michelle today. I’m on a threeish game hot streak for reading her correctly and I’m not messing it up because she got busy or something.

[JaggedJimmyJay]

Oh, "terms". I see with your follow-up posts Nanook.

I don't. Can you link?

I thought Nanook had referred to the alleged joke as his one serious thought/contribution/stance/whatever. He called it his quota of serious mafia terms. This references those dumb words like "equity". Nanook doesn't like to say those words and it seems his present suggestion is that their usage was the joke originally (Nanook correct if needed).

I can at least grant I misunderstood him. Whether it was a joke or not is something else. This lends some contextual humor that hadn't been there in my previous interpretation.

[Jackofhearts2005]

Also, if my read changes, I’ll pretend I was just trying to provoke a reaction all along.

But I really do think she’s a baddie.

I do think this man is lying

So try and lynch me.

Is that command F6?

Ctrl+shift+W

[NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME]

I used to think sloonei could die now I’m not sure. Someone else too but I have to check my notes and I’m still trying to figure out how to post a gif expressing my feelings towards jack

Nutes probably town, mac 50/50, jay dropping like a lead balloon but I’ve also seen him be wildly wrong the only time I’ve seen him play. Idk probably some other TRs if I thought about it/was more awake, but tbh D1 in multiball is basically rand.

[NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME]

That was aimed at Epi but I forgot to quote

[Jackofhearts2005]

Jack is exhibiting his "I am scum" tell. I bet he keeps doing it too.

Not enough gifs. Curses!

[JaggedJimmyJay]

I will take this opportunity to say how much I hate it when people say "equity" or "+EV" or "these wagons always _____".

SHADDAP

[NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME]

I mean I use equity sometimes by accident, I think most people that play a bunch of mafia probably do just through osmosis, but yeah it’s a silly term

[NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME]

Someone tell me how to post an Imgur gif properly so I can go to bed

[Epignosis]

Oh, "terms". I see with your follow-up posts Nanook.

I don't. Can you link?

I thought Nanook had referred to the alleged joke as his one serious thought/contribution/stance/whatever. He called it his quota of serious mafia terms. This references those dumb words like "equity". Nanook doesn't like to say those words and it seems his present suggestion is that their usage was the joke originally (Nanook correct if needed).

I can at least grant I misunderstood him. Whether it was a joke or not is something else. This lends some contextual humor that hadn't been there in my previous interpretation.

Okay.

I don't care about any of that. My vote stands for now.

[Epignosis]

Someone tell me how to post an Imgur gif properly so I can go to bed

Don't go to bed. Go find mafia.

[NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME]

I will take this opportunity to say how much I hate it when people say "equity" or "+EV" or "these wagons always _____".

SHADDAP

I HATE IT TOO THATS WHY ITS SATIRE

ITS ALANNIS MORRISETTE

[NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME]

Someone tell me how to post an Imgur gif properly so I can go to bed

Don't go to bed. Go find mafia.

Tell me how to post a gif and I’ll finish finding my reads

[JaggedJimmyJay]

Someone tell me how to post an Imgur gif properly so I can go to bed

Just paste the url into [ img ] [ /img ] tags. No spaces.

[NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME]

To be perfectly honest though I think finding mafia in multiball is usually rand until one or two die.

[Epignosis]

Someone tell me how to post an Imgur gif properly so I can go to bed

Don't go to bed. Go find mafia.

Tell me how to post a gif and I’ll finish finding my reads

Ninth image from the left populates the tags. Insert the link in between those tags.

[JaggedJimmyJay]

She threw out a nothing hot take and hasn’t been around much. Town Michelle wants it more and has a certain feel to her content that I’m not getting at this point.

Now, I’m never lynching Michelle today. I’m on a threeish game hot streak for reading her correctly and I’m not messing it up because she got busy or something.

I still don't know why you trust me. What meta

[NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME]

Do you guys really take yourselves so seriously that you can’t recognize the difference between a real read and a fairly unsubtle satirical read

Img tags aren’t getting the job done so we’re doing an ugly link instead. Plz click bb

[NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME]

WHY DOES IT SHOW UP WITHOUT TAGS BUT WONT WITH THEM. WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS PHP

[Epignosis]

Probably because you're using imagur.

[Epignosis]

[Epignosis]

Well I got it to work. I guess.

[Epignosis]

Anyway, I suspect Radish and Nanook most. That's my initial take.

[Epignosis]

sig and S~V~S are civilians.

[G-Man]

Orange, [mention]JaggedJimmyJay[/mention]? I make three posts, and that’s enough to land me in orange instead of neutral gray?

In a way, I guess I see it, what with the diarrhea-of-the-mouth-inducing playstyle you and others prefer. You have offended me, sir, and now I intend to bury myself in the deepest red of your rainbow reads so that I may ignore your demands for more content.

[Sloonei]

I appear to have come down with a fever. I don’t know what this will do to my activity. Probably no super in depth nonsense until I recover, but I won’t have much else to do but sit around on the internet.

[NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME]

What the actual fuck why doesn’t it work for me

I did the same thing

[JaggedJimmyJay]

Michelle doesn't have much; I like her anyway. She threw out her hot take on tedxtr and expanded shortly thereafter -- you called it nothing [mention]Jackofhearts2005[/mention]. Given the development of the game to that point, I think it was as something as one could reasonably expect it to be. She's doing better at a low post count than most of her post-count-counterparts.

[Jackofhearts2005]

Someone tell me how to post an Imgur gif properly so I can go to bed

Right click. Copy image address.

[JaggedJimmyJay]

Orange, JaggedJimmyJay? I make three posts, and that’s enough to land me in orange instead of neutral gray?

In a way, I guess I see it, what with the diarrhea-of-the-mouth-inducing playstyle you and others prefer. You have offended me, sir, and now I intend to bury myself in the deepest red of your rainbow reads so that I may ignore your demands for more content.

If a post exists, then "gray" is not happening. That's for cowards. Do your thing, and I'll see what I see.

[NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME]

Michelle seemed a bit townie. So did svs.

All my reads should come with an implied “I don’t truly believe in these because it’s D1 of a multiball game” fwiw

[NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME]

I’ve posted hundreds, possibly thousands, of images and gifs on php forums idk why I’m having trouble now but it’s very embarrassing

Do they make a pill for this

[MacDougall]

To be perfectly honest though I think finding mafia in multiball is usually rand until one or two die.

This is always a civilian thought.

[NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME]

I don’t think you should TR me for that lol, it’s just theory

[Jackofhearts2005]

She threw out a nothing hot take and hasn’t been around much. Town Michelle wants it more and has a certain feel to her content that I’m not getting at this point.

Now, I’m never lynching Michelle today. I’m on a threeish game hot streak for reading her correctly and I’m not messing it up because she got busy or something.

I still don't know why you trust me. What meta

Yours.

[G-Man]

Orange, JaggedJimmyJay? I make three posts, and that’s enough to land me in orange instead of neutral gray?

In a way, I guess I see it, what with the diarrhea-of-the-mouth-inducing playstyle you and others prefer. You have offended me, sir, and now I intend to bury myself in the deepest red of your rainbow reads so that I may ignore your demands for more content.

If a post exists, then "gray" is not happening. That's for cowards. Do your thing, and I'll see what I see.

Oh, I’ll do my thing. You just won’t be a fan of it. Or will you?

[Epignosis]

I’ve posted hundreds, possibly thousands, of images and gifs on php forums idk why I’m having trouble now but it’s very embarrassing

Do they make a pill for this

Work on posting images and gifs in another thread. This is the game of

CHAMPIONS

[JaggedJimmyJay]

Michelle seemed a bit townie. So did svs.

All my reads should come with an implied “I don’t truly believe in these because it’s D1 of a multiball game” fwiw

I agree that it makes life harder and makes reads weaker, but the general principles of Mafia still apply to some extent.

I have work to do and Lakers to watch. Keep yelling, nerds

[Jackofhearts2005]

Do you guys really take yourselves so seriously that you can’t recognize the difference between a real read and a fairly unsubtle satirical read

Img tags aren’t getting the job done so we’re doing an ugly link instead. Plz click bb

Lol you have to wrap it in {img}[/img] but with the straight brackets at the front too.

[Sloonei]

Should I bust out my Belichick roleplay here?

[NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME]

I can’t make most likely rand quality reads without through my issues, ok

Some of you are put together and some of me are borderline neurotic

[Jackofhearts2005]

Michelle doesn't have much; I like her anyway. She threw out her hot take on tedxtr and expanded shortly thereafter -- you called it nothing. Given the development of the game to that point, I think it was as something as one could reasonably expect it to be. She's doing better at a low post count than most of her post-count-counterparts.

Okay. But town Michelle rarely has a low post count.

The vanilla read thing isn’t scum indicative. It’s just not town indicative and like two or three people said it was for some reason.

[NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME]

Michelle seemed a bit townie. So did svs.

All my reads should come with an implied “I don’t truly believe in these because it’s D1 of a multiball game” fwiw

I agree that it makes life harder and makes reads weaker, but the general principles of Mafia still apply to some extent.

I have work to do and Lakers to watch. Keep yelling, nerds

Go lakers!

I agree that it’s important to play D1, I just don’t think there’s above rand chance of hitting mafia. Which is opposite my normal stance that D1 is not a crapshoot and can be solved, so that’s fun.

The same does not hold true for following days, after we have some mafia flips the game becomes workable again.

[Epignosis]

[VOTE: Jackofhearts2005] aubergine

Dance.

[Jackofhearts2005]

To be perfectly honest though I think finding mafia in multiball is usually rand until one or two die.

This is always a civilian thought.

Nah. It’s a bullshit thought that both alignments say.

I caught a mfing psycho teddy bear off like a single sentence notepass it sent me. I have a running list of 11 wolves I have found on D1 or D2 specifically based on how they handled me and I’m arguably not even in the top five town players itg.

The idea that you can’t find wolves in multiball because wolves will hunt too is

[Jackofhearts2005]

[VOTE: Jackofhearts2005] aubergine

Dance.

[Epignosis]

Didn't watch it.

Not good enough.

[NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME]

Maybe I should rephrase

Some of YOU can, I’m sure, make above rand reads (probably, most people don’t have above rand reads but that’s a tangent)

But I don’t know most/any of you enough to make an above rand read off behavior that I’m confident in, in a multiball game

So yes I think those of you that know each other well can maybe make slightly above rand reads or at least attempt to. I don’t believe my reads will be above rand before a scum death or two

Although I do agree with you that I shouldn’t be TR for thinking that, it’s just theory

[NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME]

Now I’m putting my phone down before I drain the whole battery and have no alarm clock!

I’ll be back for more of this nonsense tomorrow I’m sure

[MacDougall]

Still waiting for those hot takes