2021 pre-Sockys nominations and good vibes

[JaggedJimmyJay]

Use this thread to submit nominations throughout the year 2021 for the eventual Socky Awards. This will make it easier for us all to remember everything that happened, it will be more personal, and we can celebrate each other all year.

Go ahead and stick quote nominations here too instead of sending them to the Sockys account. We (whoever's on the Socky team) will try to keep this first post relatively updated with everyone's nominations for stuff to make it all easier to find.

Best Role Use nominations:

Spoiler: show

staypositivefriend in Bread Mafia

[Sockys2023]

i am pretty sure i have the greatest avatar that has ever been made

well i have never been your avatar, so it seem you're sadly mistaken

[Sockys2023]

I'M GAY

[Sockys2023]

Nut is mafia too, sorry Mac, you were wrong

Lmfao ok right after you said I am wrong town. Glad you just decided to lolcat instead.

Btw Ellie also did the thing Michelle did of trying to prod at me and swiftly backing off realizing I'm far too widely townread to be a viable push.

perish scum

[nutella]

Epi is the one who needs to go to horny jail but I'm afraid to bonk him coz what if he likes it?

[nutella]

tutuu you're the only one awake so I'll pocket you town

this sentence does not make coherent sense and yet it is the most truthful sentence spoken in this entire thread

not ever in my life have i read a sentence that speaks directly to my heart on the level that EllieD's sentence spoke to me right now

tutuu. you are the only one awake. so i'll pocket you town

i just got flashbacks of my previous life in past reincarnations. i was this explorer, archaelogist. i was digging through the ruins of the burned library of alexandria. i have foudn so many books once seen as treasure that i simply threw away. waste. garbage. useless. as i wade through the garbage a resonating light appears.

a golden ankh materialized and shines brightly in the sunlight. the ankh, which remembles the christian chross. the ankh, used in egypt, from where moses escaped to deliver his people the promised land. all religions combined into one. one and only.

the words start flying across my face. my eyes chaoticall follow them for i cannot keep up. the hierogyphs morphing, shining, dazzling, changing. never lasting, never the same.

tutu. you, and only you. you are the one awake. so i'll pocket you town

i am ethereal. i am limitless. i am one with the aether, and zero with the entropy. i am zero and i am infinite.

thank you, ellie d

[nutella]

lmfao get out of here with ur terrible discred

Lol just realized you are white bread haha. Hi I’m Focaccia bread, nice to meet you.

[nutella]

click click click

"dammit" - a tiny squeeky voice gasped

click click click

"friiiick!!!" - a teeny weeny baby yoda voice echoed

"i cant log on to marmot's account... i tried everything... wait .... unless...." - a light bulb lit up above grogu's head

m a r m o t h a s t h e b i g p e e p e e - grogu typed. "enter", he pressed.

"Login successful! You are now being redirected" - lit up on his screen, just as grogu's tiny cute eyes lit up to match.

"yesssss, all according to plan, ehehehe >:D" - the tiny mastermind rubbed his tiny paws.

navigating through Marmot's inbox and his 69 scum rand role PMs, grogu finally located the "outbox" folder.

his eyes widened at this discovery. "oooooh... so this is the mafia team for the bread game..."

excited at the prospect of catching them all and showing he's the best town player of all time, grogu's tiny eyes noticed something weird. an irregularity. was it a figment of his tiny cute imagination? a mysterious PM sent by a mysterious person named "juliets"

grogu hovered over the message. a shiver went down his tiny spine and tiny sweat drops started falling down his tiny neck. he could feel like he is doing something wrong. very wrong. if he clicked this, there was no turning back. but.... he couldnt stop here. not after everything that happened. not after what happened with NANOOK.... grogu had to move forward...

he clicked on the message. And in that brief moment, Grogu regret every moment he had lived in his life.

Spoiler: show

grogu remembered. he remembered everything. he remembered why was he locked in that cell, what happened to humanity, what happened to his friends. grogu knew. grogu knew that he was locked in his room, he remembered the apocalypse and the following purge and extinction. and that he was the last living person left in the universe.

nobody else was alive. it was just him. grogu

suddenly, grogu heard a knock on his door.

the end

[JaggedJimmyJay]

SPF Bread jailkeeper for Best Role Use 2021

[Long Con]

SPF Bread jailkeeper for Best Role Use 2021

She saved nutella from a one-shot mafia vig kill night 1, she blocked tutuu's mafia kill of SPF night 2, and proceeded to block DkKoba's kill on night 3. These perfect actions turned a potential mafia stomp into a mafia concession.

[Alison]

SPF Bread jailkeeper for Best Role Use 2021

yup

[Grogu]

SPF Bread jailkeeper for Best Role Use 2021

Second

[tutuu]

role madness gothic.

you awaken from a deep slumber and discover that you have a notification on mafia the syndicate dot com. you open your inbox only to find a shimmering greenish blur hovering over where the pm should be, preventing you from clicking on it.
you rub your eyes and shake your phone, unsure if you are still dreaming. finally you are able to open the message. in nearly indecipherable text it reads:

CONGRATULATIONS. YOU ARE SURREALIGNMENT. YOU WIN THE GAME WHEN A̴̛̙̜̞͎̫̤͋̀̏̔͌̄̅́̅̈́̐͛̚L̵̜̝̪͙̬̰̎́́̽̈́L̷̢̡̺̩͙̞̣̜͐́̌͋͒͒̀̇͗̉̈́͘ ̴̡̨̻̻̲͎͎̌͗̇̈́͝͝͝T̸̥̹͓̞͕͍̞̪̳̹̀̂͠H̵̞̥͇̜͔́̽̔͒̈́͂̂̀͘͠Ŗ̴͉̣̹͈̱̀̀̈̕Ḗ̴̲̟̘̼̟͚͈̏̈͒̈̀͐̕Â̶̧̹͚̮̮̘͊̎̈̍͘͜͠͝T̶̡̢̢̛̬̤̤̤̫̞͇̖̫͗͌̐̄̊̆͘ͅS̴̮͚̦̎ͅ ̵̢̨͔̬̙̹̱͚̱̪̰̝͓̜͛̏̆͒̂̐̊̌̄̄̒̃̐͗̈T̸͔̗̠̥͔̦͚̻͔̒̑͐̐́̈͂̀͝Ȍ̵̖̌ ̷̡̺̲͖̦̝̻̅̔̕̕͝T̵̺̭̆͂͆̔̾̄̉͂͋̈͝͝͠͝ͅH̸̢̲̲̦͓͐̎̀̅͒̽̂̏͝E̵̘̟̞͎͙̣̟͎̰͆̎̀̔̀̽̕͘ͅ ̶̨̧̙̱͎̰͎̻̦͎̞̀͑Ȑ̴̡̺̰̱͉͎͊͋̉̾̆̌̎̚C̵̛͔̜̜͍̦̞̖̺̗̯̙̞͈͇̿̈́̈̈́̀͆͛̇̐H̸̺͖̰̠̠̯̝̭̮̹̰̃̃̔̎̃͌̉̿̕J̶̟̣̞͓̠̮̪̗̪̦̪̯̣̀̀͗̈̌̇̒͆͑͗̑͘̚͠F̸̧̨̲̥̩͕̞͎͙͚͓̩̂̏̑͌̏̌̀͂̒͆̂̈́̎ͅ ̴̨͓̠͚͙̝͓̳̬̙̻̬͔̗̑̈̐̈́̊͊Ȍ̶̰̲̦̖Ŗ̷̢̧̢̬̜̝̜͇̼̟͇̠͒̈͆̈́̂̏̄͛̈́͐J̵̢̰̤̣̠͍̫̦̦͕͈̼̘̳̤͛̒̊̅̇̔͋͘̚͝Ę̸̧̟͎̣̥͚̈́̿ ̵͚̪͈̖̲̙̥͔͈̬̥͗̅̆͛̓͒ͅX̷̧͖̱͔͎͂̓Ģ̸̱̺̘͍̫̺͔̩̻͆̔̃̉͛̂͐͑̃́͝ ̸̨̡̣͚͍̮̩̘̹͔̲̘̄̍̅̾̿̈́̈̑͒̌͘Ȓ̶̟̣̥̲͎̯̠̰͌́̄̕͘͜J̵̢̢̩̹͖͚̼͈̝̞̄͌̂̒̔̒̄͌̓̍̒̚͝͝ͅA̷̛̤͉͇͈̠̝͓̳͐̾͌̄̀̊̽̏̀͌V̷͈͇̜̰͓̺̙̺̥̥͊͝ ̴̲̪̙͍̱̊͋̈́́̈B̷̧̛̟̲͉̩̮̙͇̖̩͚̖̉̅͛̀͐̃̑̄͋̒͗̽̃͜͝X̶̦̺͇̫͆̑̄͌̓͐͗̃̄̐̾̆͊̕͝Ḱ̴̛̳͈̘͒͌̅K̷̡̢̖͚̟͖̠̫̩̼̝̫̰̒̽͗̒ͅ ̶̧̱̠͓̜̗̗̤̟̩͙̓̈́̄̔͗͋̀̅͂̇̈́̈͒͘̕H̴̠̺̉̌̇̉͊́̏̿͛̏͋̕ͅA̴̢̢̹̤̹͇̱͓̪͚̫̓̎̋͂̋̄̊̈́̚̕͠ͅͅV̵̢͕̻̦͈̻͙̫͓̀̀̋̉̀͝ͅͅĘ̸̛̩̠̜̤͓͉̻̿͐̀̾͛͜ ̸̡͕͚̞̜̤͎̠̣͔̻̣͇̮͔̉B̴̢̢̤̜̜̱̭͓͚̀̽͊̔̎͂̏̀͆͠͝E̴͚͉̻̻̦̳̦͒̆͛͊̅̂̆̚ͅȄ̸̤̲̦̙͐́̏̿͘N̷̫̮̫͉̣̳̈̑̄̑̑̽̒͑̓͐̾ ̴̡̳̣͓̭̦̗̻̻͇͠E̶̢̢̫͕̦̭̤̞̬͔̘͑̿́͐̒͗̓̽̀̒̉͋̉̂̾͜ͅL̶͖̼̲̻̫̩͍̭̈́̀̓̐͊̊́̒̀͘̕ͅÏ̸̛̛͕͙̘̖̩̽̄͐̀̈́͊͋̚M̴̦̟̝͉̱̭̼͚̙̰͑̈́͒̅̆͗͗͐͊̿̋͘͜Ȋ̵̧̧̺͔̟̬̦̠͍͖̯̱̺̏̾͊̈́̀̂̿̀͒̂̂N̶̲̽̆͝ͅĂ̸̡̱͕̟̞͉̫͙̦̖̗͖̭̯̒́̇̈̔͋̑̅̉̾̈͜͠͠T̴͉̤̩̝̪̦̰̪̣͐̉̎Ė̸̪̩̭̤̣͖̪͑̊̏̐̎͋͊̀͠͠Ḍ̶̥͆́̓͂̿́̍̎̚.̵̨͚̞͖͉͇̘̟̤͍̭̅̓

you tremble at the great terror and responsibility that lies before you. you cannot fully comprehend the magnitude of this monumental challenge, but somewhere deep within your gut you know that it is a darker and more dangerous trial than anything even the lauded Thundrous Marmot of the Marsh ever faced. you contemplate this in a heady state of delirium as you brush your teeth, and the adrenaline surges in. you can do this. you will transcend the limitations of ordinary alignments. you will overcome the petty scumreads of mere mortals. you will face your foes until the final phase like none other has done before. you are infinite.

[JaggedJimmyJay]

any post from anywhere on the site is fair game

[Guillotine]

Best Gambit as Town:

Made at Long Con's Spiderverse.

Counter claiming Michelle's doctor fake claim with a fake claim of his own and preventing one soup kill the following night.

[JaggedJimmyJay]

We've actually never presented a "best gambit" award here. We used to do it on RYM.

Perhaps if there are a decent number of nominations for gambits placed here throughout the year one could be added.

[Marmot]

We've actually never presented a "best gambit" award here. We used to do it on RYM.

Perhaps if there are a decent number of nominations for gambits placed here throughout the year one could be added.

[JaggedJimmyJay]

well there you go

[Syn]

ok then

i want jpic dead

then maybe nutella

does anyone know if nutella is capable of 22 posting as wolf?

[tutuu]

hihihih syn cutie *mwah*

[Guillotine]

We've actually never presented a "best gambit" award here. We used to do it on RYM.

Perhaps if there are a decent number of nominations for gambits placed here throughout the year one could be added.

I think those plays should be awarded but only those that benefited their faction (like Made‘s gambit in that game.

Those that throw the game for others, those shouldn't be nominated, as ballsy as they may be.

[Guillotine]

Nominating for Best Job

Spider-verse Mafia

[nutella]

Okay, we need a towncore.

Me, Hyena, Nutella, Tim. Michelle, Dizzy, Syn Falcon.

Thoughts???

Hurt

dw pal, you don't need to add Zuko to Team Avatar or Paprika to the cast of Blue's Clues on episode one

--

tim is acting so wolfy on purpose and then refuses to utilize the reactions to his wolfy play for anything pro-town, it's kinda wild

love that for him

real good stuff

flash?

no the hosts told me i don't get a replenished gun

though yeah I don't think Tim should end up anywhere near end game because he will 100% fuck it up with a shit-eating grin on his face as though you should be proud of him for it

at least I feel bad when I fuck it up for town!!!!!

What have I fucked up for town? As has been widely noted there are three dead wolves.

thus far you haven't, because there are enough civilians with stronger voices to counteract your bullshit

two more phases and suddenly the loudest voice will be tim, noted "I can't be fucking bothered" aficionado who dual wields the sword of contrarianism in one hand and a hot cheetos family bag in the other

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im sure theres a ton more excellent quotes from goc but heres a couple i had saved lol

[Syn]

I've had this post bookmarked since Kyle made it, and now I can submit it

hello boss? yes, good evening, yes i know it's midnight, i was just calling to let you know i won't be coming into work tomorrow..... yeah no, i'm not sick or anything i just made a lucky move based on another players deliberate misinformation in mafia and another lucky move based on shenanigans and it's removed some lead suspects from the pool... no i'm okay, it's not the real mafia. i just killed a wolf.... no not a real wolf it's uh.... what? a promotion? for me? to ceo? no. sorry. i refuse. that would cut into my time for playing forum games. see you on monday

[dunya]

I have many bookmarked in spec chat

[tutuu]

i wuv u too trevor

I saw this and laughed and was about to reply when my wife walked in so I tabbed away juuuust to be safe.

<3

"So...who's that catgirl you've been talking to online?"

[tutuu]

nominating all of these too:

Spoiler: show

me and hyena convincing michelle to kill us

Spoiler: show

tim welcoming me to dead chat after i spent the whole game getting him killed and he flipped town

Spoiler: show

dunia doing the order of operations every night

Spoiler: show

dizzy trying to get to the finish line of this game

Spoiler: show

kyle using his ability thief every night

Spoiler: show

michelle anytime she sees "tutuu" and "scum" in the same post

[tutuu]

im crying from laughing for the second time by looking at them LMFAO

[c4e5g3d5]

Anybody have cliff notes on the last 30 pages or so?

I skipped like the first 20 and my understanding is that MR is bad, 112 is sketch, and there's a general unease about Hazelnut.

Michelle's post above also works.

Also Hyena has some gravity. Good luck!

Is it because Radishes shitposts a lot? That's just how he normally is from the few games I have played with him

You see... I shitpost.

Radish well... Radish's posts feel like a wet napkin that someone put on your exposed thigh and left there.

[TonyStarkPrime]

we did a good job keeping stock of funny posts

[Syn]

we did a good job keeping stock of funny posts

there hasn't been a single joke all year

[Master Radishes]

we did a good job keeping stock of funny posts

there hasn't been a single joke all year

ur a joke

ooh burn

[Master Radishes]

I remember laughing at this sequence from Fargo Mafia:

I will eat an entire sandwich if BK is town

I will eat an entire sandwich if BK is town

i can’t tell if this is a real read

eating an entire sandwich is not that hard

when i find myself in times of trouble,
mother hally comes to me
speaking words of wisdom

eating an entire sandwich is not that hard

[fingersplints]

Oh yes that exchange was very funny. I also remember laughing at it

[KZA]

one of my better reads

[Marmot]

Never question the sandwich read

[MacDougall]

probably not in the spirit of the socky's but fuck it

Cool I'm surrounded by a bunch of assholes

can you imagine if you were though, like no bodies attached to them, just floating assholes surrounding you of different varieties

and they keep just bumping in to you, but there are too many you can't keep them at bay, the onslaught of assholes gently bumping into you is too great, you are overwhelmed and consumed by the asshole legion

[G-Man]

When will we get the lists of games for each category?

[TonyStarkPrime]

i need to start saving a list of the funny posts I make so I can shill for myself during sockys

[Marmot]

probably not in the spirit of the socky's but fuck it

Cool I'm surrounded by a bunch of assholes

can you imagine if you were though, like no bodies attached to them, just floating assholes surrounding you of different varieties

and they keep just bumping in to you, but there are too many you can't keep them at bay, the onslaught of assholes gently bumping into you is too great, you are overwhelmed and consumed by the asshole legion

Fuck the thousands of disembodied assholes?