The Syndicate

Towny McTownface

I was under the impression that sock puppets were going to be the default, but now I just feel kinda silly

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Am I the only one that used a sockpuppet?

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What’s crackalackin homeslices

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I knew if I waited around long you lot would screw it up. Now you're not even going to talk about suspects? Time wasters, all of you. No patience. I regret ever giving the civilians credit. I'm officially rooting for the Mafia now.

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So, ya think ya got the game solved do ya, wrapped up in a nice little bow, hmm? Well, don't be too sure, boyo. Why, I've seen sacks full o' hammers smarter than you, I...er... no actually, I say, you're doing rather well. Keep it up. Stiff upper lip and all that rot, wot? Cheerio. I hear you has i...

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So, ya think ya got the game solved do ya, wrapped up in a nice little bow, hmm? Well, don't be too sure, boyo. Why, I've seen sacks full o' hammers smarter than you, I...er... no actually, I say, you're doing rather well. Keep it up. Stiff upper lip and all that rot, wot? Cheerio.

Towny McTownface

I'm all ears Jean Genie! Which of the low-poster folk do you recommend? The coppers in me neck of the woods won't bloody let me interfere directly in human affairs. But would you believe me if I told you I had info? Jean Genie, if you could have one wish to grant for yourself, what would it be? Als...

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Bargle bargle bargle. Are you lot 'aving a laugh? Ya won't get very far if ya don't start lynchin' them guvs wot want you dead. Instead ya waste yer time saying the same thing over and over. Why do ya keep lettin' them quiet blokes off without so much as a bob's yer uncle? Pathetic!

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Hello all, huge apologies to our wonderful host and you all for my absence so far. I just finished my very busy conference and arrived at MCO, but I have a tight schedule before takeoff. I will be catching up either later tonight during my layover in ATL or tomorrow. Cor blimey, it's about time you...

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Right lads, ya got lucky this time, but all 'n all, I think yer performance is bloody sub par. Best step it up and start gettin' to the real nitty gritty scritti politti or you'll be as gone as yesterday's fish and chip papers. There's a right few folk who haven't even had a proper butchers yet, so...

Towny McTownface

I was in me bleedin' lamp, where d'ya think?

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Right lads, ya got lucky this time, but all 'n all, I think yer performance is bloody sub par. Best step it up and start gettin' to the real nitty gritty scritti politti or you'll be as gone as yesterday's fish and chip papers. There's a right few folk who haven't even had a proper butchers yet, so ...

Towny McTownface

I wish I had made it more clear that I wanted you guys to go after Donna before I died. I pretty much handed her to you guys.

Good game, everyone!

PS: This is all Jerry's fault.

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insertnamehere wrote:all the dead players right now:

Full video

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Ron Swanson wrote:Thank fuck I'm dead and don't have to assess a wall of text from Jo-Poopio.

I just did. I don't recommend it.

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Apparently the poll closes 12 minutes later than I expected. Now this is just awkward.

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If I'm wrong about Donna, please look at Ben. His back and fourth with Jerry for the whole game may hold some clues. I didn't say anything till now because I needed his vote and I believe more strongly in the case against Donna. Also, I found this picture of him with a blonde bimbo at the unity conc...

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Jerry Gergich wrote:Please don't lynch me. I have a wife and kids.

You should have thought about that before you murdered Li'l Sebastian, you monster. NOW I'LL WAVE YOUR SEVERED HEAD ON A STICK IN FRONT OF YOUR WEEPING FAMILY!!!

If I win the coin toss, that is.

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I never thought I'd say this, but I wish Tom would show up for work.

Maybe his GPS broke.

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Leslie, I'm reading your analysis, but where are the conclusions? I rubbed my eyes after reading a first wall of text that ended in you stating the obvious about how Jerry voted by... quoting his votes. What? I think there's a Chris, Jerry, Donna connection. I could be wrong, and I know it's remini...

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I'm trying to help out as much as I can before I'm killed. My death has been inevitable for a while now. When I come up Vanilla Townie, I hope my "overanalysis" as you put it helps my fellow civs to become victorious and save Pawnee.

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Now we move on to my next subject, Donna. To start: Leslie, Ann and Andy seem ok, but I am less convinced of them than the others. . I feel pretty great about you, Ron and Ben being on the side of good. To a lesser extent I would say Ann and Leslie. Chris and Jerry round out the middle of the pack f...

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Leslie, I appreciate your initiative in putting forward the idea of the no lynch option. But I have to disagree. If we don't lynch someone, we simply turn our Day 1 situation into Day 2. And we have let the mafia have a kill without any effort whatsoever to catch one of them. I have to admit that I...

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Looking at our numbers there 9 players remaining. 2 of them are Mafia. So at this moment in time, we have 7 civs to 2 mafia. If we lynch a mafia, we get to be 7 civs to 1 mafia. Mafia Night kill and we are down 6 civs 1 Mafia. If by some sad twist of fate, we lynch a civ, we are down 8 civs 2 mafia...

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I am trying to stay relatively in character, yes. I haven't given up, but I feel like there is very little I can say in defense that will convince anyone. I was distancing from Chris? How do I disprove that? To me it seems clear that my suspicion was sincere, since I was advocating to lynch him and...

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For serious, I think we need to recognize the advice Andy's been giving us since Day1....Leslie is bad, and here's why (srsly, can't remember evr being this lucid since I tried E for the first time shortly after my Bar Mitzvah) She seemed off a bit in the start, but most first day reads can be ALL ...

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I voted for Chris because Ron found an obvious and gaping inconsistency in Chris' story I wish I could say I'd found. Yes, it does seem like I placed my vote rashly and quickly, but I also had room to be convinced to change my vote to someone else if more convincing evidence had arised. I didn't bec...

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RIP Ann, you sweet, beautiful, naive, exotic princess. :( I still think that Chris was trying to save Jerry and that they were both trying to distance themselves from each other. We got one, so I'm voting for the other this time around. Hopefully we knock out two of these bastards in a row. I won't ...

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Oh, Ann. You're so beautiful nobody would've noticed. Or least cared to criticize.

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[quote="Chris Traeger]Regarding Leslie, I don't think inaccurate = town. I do think her particular inaccuracies only seem to jive with a civilian mind set. I explained it pretty clearly I think. Letting her vote for me change your mind is silly, teammates bus all the time. We are not on a baddi...

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Hey gang, busy day today. Just skimmed all the recent posts since my last login. Jerry's definitely stuck out to me as suspicious. Nothing mentioned on his near-lynching? No comment on people's criticisms of him? Anyway, I'll read more in depth while I'm eating my lunch. I usually get home a half ho...

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those weren't the words you talked you said it was more likely. it should be cARETAN flippity floppy leslies! I guess there's a reason you failed the tests to be a cop. [quote="Andy Dwyer""] .... nice flip flop ! DO YA GOT AN Y SANDALS!? seriosuly though! Leslie J U S T named me and ...

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explain this post as anything but a bad post you can't more LIKELY? wouldn't it be CERTAAAIN if you were good!? I was rushing to ensure that I got my post in before the coin toss I believed was going to lead to my death. I'm certain that I'm good, but I was uncertain about Jamm. The most logical de...

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leslie KILLED april I think you're a pretty solid lead, too. You've been accusing me this whole time with nothing to back it up and for both votes, you've attempted to get me lynched. On nothing. And you almost got your way in the last one. All you've been doing is voting for me because I'm being &...

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RIP April :( Chris, can you give us a read on Leslie & Donna? Donna, can you give a read on Chris & Leslie? Leslie...? Same thing. I don't really have much of a read on Donna. Compared to most of the people here, she has a rather low post count. As far as Chris goes, I may have mentioned thi...

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I love you, Ben.

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Top paragraph was about your friend. As for you, I express some degree of second doubts, nevertheless references all your bad marks. I put myself out front both to lynch someone else I found suspicious (Jerry) and as an olive branch to you, whom I thought had been level-headed throughout all of thi...

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Anyone for a whiskey?

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Councilwoman was in a rebuttal mode for most of the phase and she has thorough and reasonable at that. Some of the details are not absolving or ones I would describe as satisfactory, but overall I'd say feel better about her after this process. Knope - up until a few hours ago, there were very litt...

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"Confirmed" is a bit of a stretch. Even if I did buy myself time, it's prob not much

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Let the record show it was April and Ron who waited until the last minute to vote for me.

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Ron Swanson wrote:Either that or the 3-way was for Leslie to escape. But Chris' last line - vote synchronization makes little sense.

I know I'm a civvie. I don't know about Jamm. I'm going to vote to preserve what I know.

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I don't know, Ron. What I do know is that three people I've been calling out pretty consistently all voted for me and two of them waited till the last minute.

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Andy Dwyer wrote:
Leslie Knope wrote:It's more likely Jeremy's bad than me. You guys forced my hand.
wtf is this

That's me trying to keep a known civvie (myself) in the game over someone I find suspicious. Thanks to your baseless finger-pointing. If I do die, then I can't wait to see you try to walk it back.

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I really hope Jamm's bad. Otherwise we just voted for two civvies. He's on my suspicious list anyway, so if I survive then we'll know for sure.

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It's more likely Jeremy's bad than me. You guys forced my hand.

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The only cop around here is ME, BERT MACKLIN :D seriously though i wish i were a cop I thought there was another post that seemed like an overt hint, but I've since dropped it. In hindsight it was obviously just roleplay, but I thought he was using the roleplay as a way to mask his real intentions ...

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April, I was saying that I didn't buy it. If I had believed it, then obviously I wouldn't have said anything. And Andy wasn't the cop.

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The game had just started and, other than April, nobody had posted anything that could be interpreted as relevant as strictly as you seem to interpret the word "relevant." You singled me out for what appears to be no apparent reason. I'm sorry I didn't know everyone else's roles right off ...

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Andy Dwyer wrote: uh
no
you made long posts with no content in them. i found that suspicious.

Which posts? Also, what do you define as content?

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