Hello again, players. Despite what this picture may make you think, I have not been lazing away on a romantic, exotic beach instead of following this game. No, I only smell like I've been lazing away on a romantic, exotic beach because I use Old Spice body wash instead of lady-scented body wash. In fact, I have been following this game quite clo-
BEARGLOVE!!!
My apologies, players. As I was saying, I have been following this game quite closely and need to go back and evaluate both Nutella and reywaS so as to make a fully-informed vo-
BEARGLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE!
Is that really necessary?
YES IT DOES BECAUSE ONLY BEARGLOVE CAN HELP YOU DO THIS!
Be serious, man. All Old Spice fragrances make you feel and smell like a man but they don't make your arms super-long. That's just a cheeky TV special effect designed to appeal to immature young men who aren't yet confident enough in their masculinity to use traditional and exotic Old Spice fragrances.
Why do you have to ruin my fun?
Because I have more important things to do with my time than argue with you. For instance, my to-do list for today includes hand-carving a gazebo out of a single redwood tree, perfecting a French braid, obtaining the rarest cacao beans from the indigenous Tapirapé people of the Amazon rainforest to make a romantic chocolate fondu, and making my mind up between Nutella and reywaS. Don't you have other things to do?
BEARGLOVE.