The Wire Mafia [END]

[Creature]

Oh you don't even have a vote

[Creature]

I’m saying that FOR TODAY, we have some very strong indicators that there’s scum between sloonei and Colin.

Wasn't it Sloonei and boo initially?

Rej not voting Colin while Colin buried his second on speedchuck gives some indication they might be partners. So he’s in today’s POE.

Boo is in the POE but not for today, the way votes shook out there’s almost certainly a scum between Colin and sloonei.

I actually sorta townread boo anyway

[Creature]

(though I still lost that game anyway, meh)

Haha

Welcome to the club

[dunya]

colin or LC imo need to go today to bring some clarity into the world, preferably LC

[Creature]

If I were his teammate I probably would have bussed him.

Meh

but I still think you're town

[Creature]

i'm more inclined to look in creature's direction after learning creature isn't cooler lol.

Please don't

[Creature]

I can be pretty entertaining

[Creature]

Maybe

[dunya]

If I were his teammate I probably would have bussed him.

Meh

but I still think you're town

dont be fooled by LC. he basically invented wifom. he's the master busser. master scum slipper. for like the first year of my time on here, LC was regarded as the mastermind of evil. he slippery slick.

[Creature]

Long Con
Creature
Colin
Jack

those are people i dont have a reason to townread today.

jack is the one i struggle most to read in this game

i'm laying off boo this phase.

Oh well, I think I'd only consider lynching Colin from your list

[Creature]

I'd feel more confident in a Long Con lynch. I would not object to Creature or boo either.

Meh, will be the one game I townread Long Con be the one game I'm wrong?

[Creature]

I think I'm gonna lynch the one guy I had nothing to say about.

[VOTE: Colin] aubergine

Awkey

[VOTE: Colin[/v]] aubergine

[Long Con]

Too many townreads on me too early. Best to shake them off a bit, that's why I was "blurry" on Day 2. I stepped back from the game a bit and made some intentionally suspicious posts. Lemme go find them.

Actually before I get to them, Sloonei brought up this post:

This analysis is agreeable to me. I could switch to Drago.

... looking to pin me to a situation where I said "Rej or Drago maybe" before, but went with Drago. 1. I never switched to Drago, I kept my vote on Dom. 2. Dom and Drago were the tied voteleaders at five apiece at that point, while I think Rej just had two. My point is, it wasn't really a Rej-or-Drago situation by then. Less than ten minutes left in the lynch, Rej wasn't a viable option. I spoke about Drago (and not Rej) at that point for that reason.

Anyways, back to where I was like "f this town-read crap, I need to muddy myself.

Let's start with this one (that I haven't seen Sloonei reference):

LC remains a firm town read. Please state your case if you disagree.

For what?

This is when my radar started pinging a lot, about Sloonei buddying me. So I voted for him, and tried to be a little scummy with my second vote:

[VOTE: LC] aubergine the other one.

Why?

It's provocative. It gets the people going.

LC remains a firm town read. Please state your case if you disagree.

For what?

I liked the tone of the way you handled the Dom suspicion yesterday. You stated the case, but indicated it was incomplete and not fully satisfying. It was enough for a vote, but you still appeared to be actively developing reads.

I don't like it. I think you're buddying me. [VOTE: Sloonei] aubergine

I'll put the second vote on Zemmi. I don't mind using the second lynch to cut an inactive. [VOTE: Zemmi] aubergine

... going for an inactive felt like something that should get a rise out of some players. It didn't really, as I recall. So...

I'm thinking lynching zemmi is actually a good idea conceptually, now. But the fact so many people seem to be onboard with it is giving me pause.

Nah. Why would the Mafia team care about bussing a nonplayer member of their team? That's the easiest bus ever. I'll get on that boo vote. [VOTE: boo] aubergine

Even scummier! Where did my boo vote come from?? Had I ever talked about boo before? Come on, people.

But still, these unwelcome strong town reads....

i like how LC contended sloonei's town read of him. it could be ballsy wifom, but i like it.

It's a classic LC move.

I try to play it off. dunya didn't even bite. If she had, I probably would have followed up with some (truthful) thing about how I make the buddying accusation when I'm bad sometimes as well.

Actually, yeah, here we go, Colin DID question my crappy votes a little! I'll spoiler it because I want to include the gif that I really like:

Spoiler: show

I'm thinking lynching zemmi is actually a good idea conceptually, now. But the fact so many people seem to be onboard with it is giving me pause.

Nah. Why would the Mafia team care about bussing a nonplayer member of their team? That's the easiest bus ever. I'll get on that boo vote. [VOTE: boo] aubergine

Didn’t you say earlier you were fine voting Zemmi for the same reason as Boo?

What, you want me to do your research for you?

Like, is that what passes for an acceptable answer these days??

Then comes another one:

I'll sheep nutella's vote on Tony, since she's widely townread. [VOTE: Tony] aubergine (<unvote>) BOO

Like, COME ON. Who's voting for me right now? Are you even playing this game, that you would vote for me and not even bring ANY of this crap up?

That's pretty much it for that. Do with it what you will, this is my honest play yesterday. You wanna vote me for not voting Rej, fine. Shame on you for not finding ANY of that other stuff suspicious.

[Creature]

(also Nancy Drew is a mafia user, not my ex-girlfriend or something lol)

lmao. nancy drew is also a famous fictional character detective in a mystery novel series

Oh, I need to start bothering more about mystery stories

and horror stories

[Dragon D. Luffy]

@dunya

I've figured it out.

There is a post from you in the staff forum saying you think Creature is Cooler, whom you had just played with.

Later on you learn CReature is not actually Cooler.

Who tf is Cooler?

He's the brother of Freeza.

And son of King Cold.

[Creature]

Actually I need to write more crappy dystopian stories

[Creature]

Just realized this is still the one site I struggle with.

struggle in what sense?

My reads tend to be pretty decent in the other two sites I play with

Just this one is...ugh to get reads on

Ikr

Isn't it prefect?

What?

Not getting to berate other players for not following me on my reads?

[Creature]

Actually I just had that one moment I was the only one townreading vanity. and I turned to be right, but that was because vanity. I played with elsewhere.

[Dragon D. Luffy]

Okay so thoughts on Sloonie, he's been a contender last two days, without very strong cases either day.

Oh yeah, scum can get no strong cases on them being scum at all. However, can they get strong cases on them being town?

wut

I always suspect when there's a strong case on someone. Scum usually can avoid getting strongly scumread while town is more prone to due to doing stupid things.

I like you already.

[Creature]

I was reading mafia and burned my dinner you trash

Is Mafia and Burned My Dinner an interesting book?

lmao

<3 you're cool.

Is the book cool though?

[Creature]

@Cooler you should come and play with us again. i loved playing with you!

I wonder if I'm supposed to be offended...

no, but imagine a game with me and you and cooler. it would be a mindfuck!

Can he post 55 times in a row?

[dunya]

[mention]Sloonei[/mention] why didn't you vote for rej? was it all cos boo said you couldn;t??

[Dragon D. Luffy]

If I were his teammate I probably would have bussed him.

Meh

but I still think you're town

dont be fooled by LC. he basically invented wifom. he's the master busser. master scum slipper. for like the first year of my time on here, LC was regarded as the mastermind of evil. he slippery slick.

The master busser is Golden tbh.

You look sideways for one second and when you look back you'll see Golden murdering his entire team with a chainsaw.

[Creature]

he basically invented wifom.

It has been there since the primordes

he's the master busser.

Then he's town?

master scum slipper.

Then we wait

[Creature]

Aw fuck

[dunya]

i feel like LC shattered my remaining brain cells for the night

[Creature]

Just missed the momentum of the background song

[dunya]

If I were his teammate I probably would have bussed him.

Meh

but I still think you're town

dont be fooled by LC. he basically invented wifom. he's the master busser. master scum slipper. for like the first year of my time on here, LC was regarded as the mastermind of evil. he slippery slick.

The master busser is Golden tbh.

You look sideways for one second and when you look back you'll see Golden murdering his entire team with a chainsaw.

lmao laughing uncontrollably loud at this mental image

[Creature]

I think I'm gonna lynch the one guy I had nothing to say about.

[VOTE: Colin] aubergine

Awkey

[VOTE: Colin[/v]] aubergine

[VOTE:

idk how tf do I still fail] aubergine

[Creature]

I think I'm gonna lynch the one guy I had nothing to say about.

[VOTE: Colin] aubergine

Awkey

[VOTE: Colin[/v]] aubergine

[VOTE:

idk how tf do I still fail] aubergine

[VOTE:

This has gone wild] aubergine

[dunya]

tbh colin vote isn't a bad one.

[dunya]

but i would feel really stupid if LC is bad after all that. like a carton of eggs in my face bad.

[Long Con]

Sloonei lost votes. I held off for that long tie to wait-and-see, but now Colin is the other leader. Maybe Colin is bad, I liked the one quote he had in my long post above... he's the only one (?) that questioned my shady votes. I still think Sloonei is the one to lynch today. [VOTE: Sloonei] aubergine

[Creature]

Oh well kinda sad there are no more posts to reply to

[Creature]

Only thing that turns me on more than replying to shitposting is discussing politics, but we don't want that here

[Sloonei]

@Sloonei why didn't you vote for rej? was it all cos boo said you couldn;t??

Yeah pretty much. Voting for rej and prompting boo to switch to me would have put me in position to be one of the lynches. I wasn’t gonna do that. Colon switched to rej with a few minutes to spare and that settled things.

[Jackofhearts2005]

who's your strongest town read right now?

[mention]Sloonei[/mention]

DDL.

[Creature]

I think I no longer get to reply to shitposting and will actually have to go work

[Creature]

Oh shit, still gotta finish my curriculum

[Creature]

Meh, let's end this soon

[Sloonei]

who's your strongest town read right now?

@Sloonei

DDL.

Copycat. Why?

[Dragon D. Luffy]

Just realized this is still the one site I struggle with.

struggle in what sense?

My reads tend to be pretty decent in the other two sites I play with

Just this one is...ugh to get reads on

Ikr

Isn't it prefect?

What?

Not getting to berate other players for not following me on my reads?

It's the pleasure of the hunt, man.

This site is where I really flex my mafia skills.

I don't think people here are actually better than places like MU. But here we have a plethora of playstyles, a truly salad [giggles] of different people who are unpredictable in different ways.

Like... how the fuck do you even read LC? Look at the big post he just made above. That's some matrix shit right there. After you spend some time realizing the sheer hopelessness of trying to read LC, or the horror of arguing with Epi, or the futility in trying to find malice in juliets, you'll want more.

[Creature]

1. sigh
3. Zemmen
4. JammedJimmyJay | Sloonei Tunes
6. Dunya
8. Long Coke
10. NANOOKTHEGREATHREESOME
11. Creature
12. Booty
14. Drag on D. Luffy
15. Coliniscook
16. Speedcuck
17. Jackoffhearts2005

[Creature]

sigh is probably town

Next

[Creature]

Ugh, shouldn't have done that to his or her name, but gonna go with:

Zimmi is slight town if I consider that interaction with Rej, but Zimmi alone seems pretty meh

[Creature]

Weird take is JJJ can be town for replacing out

Sloonei is just...doing things idk if should be counted as exclusively town

[Sloonei]

I just became really tired all of a sudden. I have thoughts on LC’s big post a moment ago. Typing them requires energy. Help

[speedchuck]

I just became really tired all of a sudden. I have thoughts on LC’s big post a moment ago. Typing them requires energy. Help

u ken do it

[Sloonei]

Weird take is JJJ can be town for replacing out

Sloonei is just...doing things idk if should be counted as exclusively town

As always: what?

[Creature]

Dunya I dunno

I think her townreading me for some game only she knew about only to find out I'm not who she expected me to be and then still townreading me feels pretty town