[GAME OVER] Chicka Chicka 1, 2, 3

[nutella]

THANKSTOQUINTHISTIMEXIPROGRESSFURTHERBUTCANNOTSEETHELIGHTATTHEENDOFTHETUNNELYETXNEVERTHELESSICONTINUETOASKFORYOURASSISTANCEXINRETURNIOFFERTHATJACKOFHEARTSWILLBEFREEDNATURALLYNOTBYANYPLAYER

key is WAY

[nutella]

Cleaned up

"Thanks to Quin this time. I progress further but cannot see the light at the end of the tunnel yet. Nevertheless I continue to ask for you assistance. In return I offer that Jackofhearts will be freed naturally, not by any player"

[Jackofhearts2005]

Can confirm I was always going to return today.

Thanks for trying, though, Bob.

[Jackofhearts2005]

I always knew my desire to hear myself talk would get me killed one day. Today is probably that day via head explode.

[Sloonei]

i got ur back

[Sloonei]

Hang me out to dry why don't you!

[colonialbob]

Can confirm I was always going to return today.

Thanks for trying, though, Bob.

stlgirl be honest Spacedaisy was primordinate bored and missed your need saltpeter fill the thread. Psionic Ninja trish goodie team the 88 night reprint Kadaj! Did you do saving to yourself? contriving you Boomslang sponginess while you were gone?

Don't griveous to termless for the deoxidization sexy Kate everybody! Diamond Dog nice to fellows an actual competition.

[nutella]

Oh hey let's not explode so many ppl k

[nutella]

idk if that counts it was exactly 60 minutes :\

[nutella]

well shit I reacted quickly there but probably picked the wrong time to post since pretty much nobody is online anymore damn
idk about cbob but I'd prefer not to change roles just yet so if someone cares to save me that'd be kinda cool

[Sloonei]

STOP THE EXPLOSIONS

[Jackofhearts2005]

Sorry Sloonei.

I was really tired. Also, I didn't want my head to explode.

[Jackofhearts2005]

17 roles into translating this game into a setup I can wrap my head around. I'm convinced there are semblences of good and bad factions.

[G-Man]

LAST NIGHT WAS A BLAST

4:06 A.M.- SLOONEI'S HEAD EXPLODED.
5:06 A.M.- NUTELLA'S HEAD EXPLODED
6:06 A.M.- JACKOFHEARTS2005'S HEAD EXPLODED
7:06 A.M.- INSERTNAMEHERE'S HEAD EXPLODED
8:06 A.M.- RICOCHET'S HEAD EXPLODED
(JACK'S POSTS DIDN'T COUNT BECAUSE HE WAS ALREADY DEAD AND DIDN'T KNOW IT)

ALL THESE PLAYERS ARE NOW DEAD. WILL THERE BE ANYONE LEFT TO VOTE IN THE LYNCH POLL?


THE INSANITY CURSE IS NOW OVER.


BUT THE CLOCK RESETS NOW.

IN CASE YOU ARE WONDERING, HERE IS THE DANGER LIST FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE STILL ALIVE:

COLONIALBOB (IMMUNE PRIOR TO THE LYNCH POST)
EPIGNOSIS (IMMUNE PRIOR TO THE LYNCH POST)
NACHOMAMMA8 (IMMUNE PRIOR TO THE LYNCH POST)
DRWILGY (IMMUNE PRIOR TO THE LYNCH POST)
DRAGON D. LUFFY
LONG CON
SPACEDAISY
JULIETS
QUIN
MADE
MARMOT
DFARADAY
GOLDEN
DOM

TICK TOCK!

[Ricochet]

WAIT WAT

3:06 - Slonnei's last post
4:06 - Sloonei explodes
5:06 - nutella explodes
6:06 - COLONIALBOB??????????????
7:06 - jackofhearts wtffff (he posted in time?!)
8:06 - insertnamehere (???)

I demand a rezz

[Jackofhearts2005]

What time is it now?

[Ricochet]

I'm in Nauru, but my offline clock says 8:42am

[Ricochet]

colonialbob before nutella's last posts

Can confirm I was always going to return today.

Thanks for trying, though, Bob.

stlgirl be honest Spacedaisy was primordinate bored and missed your need saltpeter fill the thread. Psionic Ninja trish goodie team the 88 night reprint Kadaj! Did you do saving to yourself? contriving you Boomslang sponginess while you were gone?

Don't griveous to termless for the deoxidization sexy Kate everybody! Diamond Dog nice to fellows an actual competition.

rezzzz meeee G-san

[G-Man]

colonialbob before nutella's last posts

Can confirm I was always going to return today.

Thanks for trying, though, Bob.

stlgirl be honest Spacedaisy was primordinate bored and missed your need saltpeter fill the thread. Psionic Ninja trish goodie team the 88 night reprint Kadaj! Did you do saving to yourself? contriving you Boomslang sponginess while you were gone?

Don't griveous to termless for the deoxidization sexy Kate everybody! Diamond Dog nice to fellows an actual competition.

rezzzz meeee G-san

COLONIALBOB COMPETED IN THE SEXY SING-ALONG, MAKING HIM IMMUNE FROM THE CLOCK AND THE LYNCH POLL TODAY.

[G-Man]

NOW WOULD BE A GOOD TIME TO STATE THAT POSTS FROM DEAD PLAYERS DO NO RESET THE CLOCK. NOR DO ANY OF MY POSTS SINCE THE MASS KABLOOEY.

COMMON SENSE SHOULD DICTATE THE FORMER. MY PREVIOUS POSTS REGARDING THE CLOCK SHOULD ESTABLISH THE LATTER.

[Ricochet]

fuck's sake

clock immunity was bs tbqh

[insertnamehere]

i legitimately have no idea why i died.

fun.

[G-Man]

fuck's sake

clock immunity was bs tbqh

CLOCK IMMUNITY ONLY MADE SENSE TO ME, AND I AM A BEING OF VAST, SUPERIOR INTELLIGENCE. COMPETING IN THE SING-ALONG NORMALLY GIVES ONE IMMUNITY FROM THE LYNCH POLL, WHICH GUARANTEES SAFE PASSAGE THROUGH THE REMAINDER OF THE DAY. THE CLOCK'S DESTRUCTIVE NATURE TAKES AWAY THAT SAFE PASSAGE, SO IMMUNITY FROM THE CLOCK WAS NECESSARY AS WELL.

BUT WHY AM I WASTING MY TIME EXPLAINING THIS TO YOU? YOU'RE DEAD AND DON'T MATTER UNTIL DAY 6.

HA-HA! HA! HA!

[insertnamehere]

So, I'm dead because Sloonei, JoH, and Nutella failed to realize that they were dead?

And because G-Man didn't make the parameters of the event all that clear.

[G-Man]

So, I'm dead because Sloonei, JoH, and Nutella failed to realize that they were dead?

And because G-Man didn't make the parameters of the event all that clear.

WRONG.

SLOONEI DIED BECAUSE NO ONE POSTED BETWEEN 3:06 AM AND 4:06 AM.

NUTELLA DIED BECAUSE NO ONE POSTED BETWEEN 4:06 AM AND 5:06 AM.

JACK DIED BECAUSE NO ONE POSTED BETWEEN 5:06 AM AND 6:06 AM.

YOU DIED BECAUSE NO ONE POSTED BETWEEN 6:06 AM AND 7:06 AM.

IT IS ILLOGICAL TO PRESUME THAT DEAD PLAYERS' HEADS WOULD EXPLODE AGAIN. OF COURSE THE THREAT MOVES BACK THROUGH THE THREAD. OTHERWISE THE POWER IS WEAK AND NOT AS MUCH OF A THREAT.

[Long Con]

I want my head to explode!

[colonialbob]

Heyyyyy, I'm not insane anymore. Sorry not sorry, whichever one of you head-asploders did that.

[colonialbob]

fuck's sake

clock immunity was bs tbqh

It was also stated clearly in the sing along post and is the only reason I posted at all.

[Ricochet]

So, I'm dead because Sloonei, JoH, and Nutella failed to realize that they were dead?

And because G-Man didn't make the parameters of the event all that clear.

WRONG.

SLOONEI DIED BECAUSE NO ONE POSTED BETWEEN 3:06 AM AND 4:06 AM.

NUTELLA DIED BECAUSE NO ONE POSTED BETWEEN 4:06 AM AND 5:06 AM.

JACK DIED BECAUSE NO ONE POSTED BETWEEN 5:06 AM AND 6:06 AM.

YOU DIED BECAUSE NO ONE POSTED BETWEEN 6:06 AM AND 7:06 AM.

IT IS ILLOGICAL TO PRESUME THAT DEAD PLAYERS' HEADS WOULD EXPLODE AGAIN. OF COURSE THE THREAT MOVES BACK THROUGH THE THREAD. OTHERWISE THE POWER IS WEAK AND NOT AS MUCH OF A THREAT.

It's ok, it moves back through the thread, but skips people who signed up (not even winners of that, lol) for singing sexy striptease songs, because reasons

(that reminds me, I should watch The Wire already)

[insertnamehere]

Alright, so these are It Follows rules. Fine. I'd happily accept that if you said that daisy-chaining deaths was a possibility when you explained the event.

TICK TOCK

CAN YOU FEEL IT? THAT SENSE OF IMPENDING DOOM? THE NERVOUS TWITCH OF YOUR BROW AND A SINGLE BEAD OF SWEAT TRICKLING DOWN YOUR TEMPLE? OR PERHAPS YOU ARE TORN BY THE CURIOSITY OF STANDING BY AND WATCHING SOMEONE DIE? CAN YOU STOMACH IT? WILL IT HAUNT YOU? REGARDLESS OF WHAT YOU FEEL, THAT FEELING IS VERY, VERY REAL.

BEGINNING RIGHT NOW, THE CLOCK STARTS. IF 60 MINUTES GO BY WITHOUT ANYONE POSTING, THE LAST PLAYER TO POST WILL DIE. MORE SPECIFICALLY, HIS OR HER HEAD WILL EXPLODE. IT'S QUITE A MESSY PHENOMENON BUT I ALWAYS GET A GIGGLE OUT OF IT.

PLAYERS WHOSE HEADS EXPLODE WILL NOT HAVE THEIR ROLES REVEALED AND THEY WILL REANIMATE ON DAY 6. BECAUSE THEY JUST REANIMATED, DRWILGY, EPIGNOSIS, GOLDEN, AND NACHOMAMMA8 ARE IMMUNE FROM THIS DANGER UNTIL AFTER THE LYNCH POST GOES UP.

TIME'S A WASTING! HA-HA! HA! HA!

"THE LAST PLAYER TO POST."

Sure, now that the ramifications are patently clear, we know what you were implying. But, literally none of the players guessed that what you meant was that once a player goes ka-blooey, the person who previously posted was then in danger. No one guessed that it was a possibility.

Now, if you were around, and posted an hour after Sloonei did, saying that Nutella was now in danger, there wouldn't be an issue. But, you yourself weren't around when you wanted to force the entire player base to be around. And you didn't state in any of your "ka-boom" posts that the person who posted before the current victim was now in danger.

You knew that, odds are, most of us have better things to do than post nonsense in the thread from 2 to 5 AM. Yet, you failed to properly disclose the dangerous ramifications that you knew would occur.

TL;DR:

[G-Man]

So, I'm dead because Sloonei, JoH, and Nutella failed to realize that they were dead?

And because G-Man didn't make the parameters of the event all that clear.

WRONG.

SLOONEI DIED BECAUSE NO ONE POSTED BETWEEN 3:06 AM AND 4:06 AM.

NUTELLA DIED BECAUSE NO ONE POSTED BETWEEN 4:06 AM AND 5:06 AM.

JACK DIED BECAUSE NO ONE POSTED BETWEEN 5:06 AM AND 6:06 AM.

YOU DIED BECAUSE NO ONE POSTED BETWEEN 6:06 AM AND 7:06 AM.

IT IS ILLOGICAL TO PRESUME THAT DEAD PLAYERS' HEADS WOULD EXPLODE AGAIN. OF COURSE THE THREAT MOVES BACK THROUGH THE THREAD. OTHERWISE THE POWER IS WEAK AND NOT AS MUCH OF A THREAT.

It's ok, it moves back through the thread, but skips people who signed up (not even winners of that, lol) for singing sexy striptease songs, because reasons

(that reminds me, I should watch The Wire already)

IF YOU REALLY CAN'T GET PAST THIS, THEN I'M AFRAID I CAN OFFER ONLY TWO CHOICES:





OR

[G-Man]

Sure, now that the ramifications are patently clear, we know what you were implying. But, literally none of the players guessed that what you meant was that once a player goes ka-blooey, the person who previously posted was then in danger. No one guessed that it was a possibility.

AND NO ONE BOTHERED TO ASK FOR CLARIFICATION EITHER. DID YOU ASSUME I WOULD HOLD YOUR HANDS AND TELL YOU EVERYTHING YOU NEEDED TO KNOW RIGHT OUT OF THE GATE? YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU ASSUME.

INFORMATION FLOWS QUITE FREELY IN THIS SIMULATION. THERE ARE VERY FEW RESTRICTIONS ON WHAT YOU MAY SHARE WITH EACH OTHER. YOU HAVE THOUGHT TO ASK EACH OTHER MANY QUESTIONS. WHY, THEN, HAS IT NOT OCCURRED TO MOST OF YOU THAT I AM PREPARED TO ANSWER ANY QUESTION YOU ASK OF ME?

[Ricochet]

ok so colonialbob and nachomamma, exempt from tick tocks, because of song contest?

Epignosis, then? ahead of me? yup

dead? no?

exempt because reasons I imagine.

"not lynchable" = "safe passage through the day", ergo not affected by anything else

oh.

I'm done here.

[Long Con]

I don't see what the problem is. Death is a part of this game. Death is needed to move the game forward. I welcome death.

[colonialbob]

Epi (and nacho, drwilgy, and golden) were immune because they reincarnated today. Which was explained in the initial clock post.

[colonialbob]

I don't see what the problem is. Death is a part of this game. Death is needed to move the game forward. I welcome death.

Ok!

[nutella]

G-Man, I'm with INH here. This is bullshit. I'm clearly not dead because Sloonei clearly posted less than 60 minutes after my last post. Why the fuck would I be dead? I refuse. I will continue to play as my first role, thank you very much.

[nutella]

TICK TOCK

CAN YOU FEEL IT? THAT SENSE OF IMPENDING DOOM? THE NERVOUS TWITCH OF YOUR BROW AND A SINGLE BEAD OF SWEAT TRICKLING DOWN YOUR TEMPLE? OR PERHAPS YOU ARE TORN BY THE CURIOSITY OF STANDING BY AND WATCHING SOMEONE DIE? CAN YOU STOMACH IT? WILL IT HAUNT YOU? REGARDLESS OF WHAT YOU FEEL, THAT FEELING IS VERY, VERY REAL.

BEGINNING RIGHT NOW, THE CLOCK STARTS. IF 60 MINUTES GO BY WITHOUT ANYONE POSTING, THE LAST PLAYER TO POST WILL DIE. MORE SPECIFICALLY, HIS OR HER HEAD WILL EXPLODE. IT'S QUITE A MESSY PHENOMENON BUT I ALWAYS GET A GIGGLE OUT OF IT.

PLAYERS WHOSE HEADS EXPLODE WILL NOT HAVE THEIR ROLES REVEALED AND THEY WILL REANIMATE ON DAY 6. BECAUSE THEY JUST REANIMATED, DRWILGY, EPIGNOSIS, GOLDEN, AND NACHOMAMMA8 ARE IMMUNE FROM THIS DANGER UNTIL AFTER THE LYNCH POST GOES UP.

TIME'S A WASTING! HA-HA! HA! HA!

Here are the rules for tick tock. Pls no retcon G-Man. It doesn't even make any fucking sense. If Sloonei was alive when he posted, it should count. He didn't die until after that post, so that doesn't somehow retroactively nullify his post.

[Ricochet]

G-Man, I'm with INH here. This is bullshit. I'm clearly not dead because Sloonei clearly posted less than 60 minutes after my last post. Why the fuck would I be dead? I refuse. I will continue to play as my first role, thank you very much.

Sloonei posted and after an hour was dead, because he failed to post again.

After his death, the next last poster became you. And you failed to produce a post within the hour to save yourself.

Let's not confuse legit deaths with those impacted by exemptions offered to some like free candy.

[nutella]

G-Man, I'm with INH here. This is bullshit. I'm clearly not dead because Sloonei clearly posted less than 60 minutes after my last post. Why the fuck would I be dead? I refuse. I will continue to play as my first role, thank you very much.

Sloonei posted and after an hour was dead, because he failed to post again.

After his death, the next last poster became you. And you failed to produce a post within the hour to save yourself.

Let's not confuse legit deaths with those impacted by exemptions offered to some like free candy.

Nope, I refuse to accept it. A player's posts from when they were alive don't suddenly disappear when they die.

[Ricochet]

G-Man, I'm with INH here. This is bullshit. I'm clearly not dead because Sloonei clearly posted less than 60 minutes after my last post. Why the fuck would I be dead? I refuse. I will continue to play as my first role, thank you very much.

Sloonei posted and after an hour was dead, because he failed to post again.

After his death, the next last poster became you. And you failed to produce a post within the hour to save yourself.

Let's not confuse legit deaths with those impacted by exemptions offered to some like free candy.

Nope, I refuse to accept it. A player's posts from when they were alive don't suddenly disappear when they die.

lol. take it with the man of G, then. see how that worked out for me and INH.

(I still say you're legit dead, tho : grin : )

(malkovich)

[colonialbob]

G-Man, I'm with INH here. This is bullshit. I'm clearly not dead because Sloonei clearly posted less than 60 minutes after my last post. Why the fuck would I be dead? I refuse. I will continue to play as my first role, thank you very much.

Sloonei posted and after an hour was dead, because he failed to post again.

After his death, the next last poster became you. And you failed to produce a post within the hour to save yourself.

Let's not confuse legit deaths with those impacted by exemptions offered to some like free candy.

Nope, I refuse to accept it. A player's posts from when they were alive don't suddenly disappear when they die.

Not trying to stir the pot but the way I've seen mafia work is that stuff happens at the timestamp whether the mod is around or not. Almost all of our games on HCRealms are majority vote, and once the hammer vote drops the day is done. No posts after that "count". Ideally the mod is always on, and so whenever timestamp sensitive stuff happens they'll post, but obviously that's not really feasible. *shrug* Just offering another POV, not trying to start a fight or anything.

[insertnamehere]

Sure, now that the ramifications are patently clear, we know what you were implying. But, literally none of the players guessed that what you meant was that once a player goes ka-blooey, the person who previously posted was then in danger. No one guessed that it was a possibility.

AND NO ONE BOTHERED TO ASK FOR CLARIFICATION EITHER. DID YOU ASSUME I WOULD HOLD YOUR HANDS AND TELL YOU EVERYTHING YOU NEEDED TO KNOW RIGHT OUT OF THE GATE? YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU ASSUME.

INFORMATION FLOWS QUITE FREELY IN THIS SIMULATION. THERE ARE VERY FEW RESTRICTIONS ON WHAT YOU MAY SHARE WITH EACH OTHER. YOU HAVE THOUGHT TO ASK EACH OTHER MANY QUESTIONS. WHY, THEN, HAS IT NOT OCCURRED TO MOST OF YOU THAT I AM PREPARED TO ANSWER ANY QUESTION YOU ASK OF ME?

So, you can essentially design any bizarre reason for murdering us, and as long as we don't explicitly ask you about this possibility existing,
you won't tell us about it.

Good to know.

[nutella]

^

[JaggedJimmyJay]

Hey gang,

I just want to ensure everyone remembers that grievances about the game ought to be brought to the host or the game facilitator (me) privately. It's been a wacky game wherein wacky things occur. Have fun with it! If you're frustrated I'd be happy to talk about it with you.

[Sloonei]

i legitimately have no idea why i died.

fun.

your head exploded

[colonialbob]

i legitimately have no idea why i died.

fun.

your head exploded

[G-Man]

THE SIMULATION IS CURRENTLY SUSPENDED.

STAY TUNED FOR DETAILS.

[speedchuck]

I thought it was funny

[insertnamehere]

what year is this