Recruitment Mafia IV: Dawn of the Clans (End Game)

[thellama73]

I guess I'll be voting llama as well today. It's not a super strong case but

Great. Thanks for that.

[thellama73]

I'm not a big fan of the llama bandwagon right now. I think a bunch of people on this lynch are bad.

Your wisdom does you credit, Scotty.

[Sorsha]

I guess I'll be voting llama as well today. It's not a super strong case but

Great. Thanks for that.

It's still better than "MM is being too nice lets lynch him"

[Turnip Head]

I'm not a big fan of the llama bandwagon right now. I think a bunch of people on this lynch are bad.

Your wisdom does you credit, Scotty.

Everyone and their grandmother is on this bandwagon. Saying there's probably some baddies in here is like saying there's probably fish in the sea.

[Nicol Bolas]

I trust DH. I'm voting for Llama.

[DharmaHelper]

I trust DH. I'm voting for Llama.

You fuckin' fool.

[thellama73]

I guess I'll be voting llama as well today. It's not a super strong case but

Great. Thanks for that.

It's still better than "MM is being too nice lets lynch him"

Those are not the only options.

[Spacedaisy]

I like aapje's post asking the neurals to play civ minded. I totes get that. I'm more than happy to follow vote with someone I have good feelings about.

That's why I voted with SD. I trust her. For once

[Marmot]

I guess I'll be voting llama as well today. It's not a super strong case but

Great. Thanks for that.

It's still better than "MM is being too nice lets lynch him"

Who said that?

[reywaS]

vote llama

what the hell

[Sorsha]

I guess I'll be voting llama as well today. It's not a super strong case but

Great. Thanks for that.

It's still better than "MM is being too nice lets lynch him"

Who said that?

That's how I interpret llamas case on you.

[Long Con]

The Greatest Trick...

"They're really riled up tonight!" whispered one guard to his partner.

"I know!" he whispered back. "Ever since we started having these old-school public hangings, they've been pretty docile... but this Llama guy is really... really... what's the word when everyone gets all focused on one thing...?"

"Polarizing?"

"Nah. No... maybe. Either way, they are absolutely out for his blood!" The crowd surged forward in a frenzy as Llama was led up, his head covered in a burlap bag, hands bound behind him. The guards roughly threw the noose around his neck, and one moved over to the release handle for the trapdoor Llama stood on. He turned to the crowd, mugging for a second, and chuckling when they doubled their frenzied cheers. Wasting no more time, he gave the handle a mighty, dramatic yank.

Too mighty, it turned out, as the handle snapped off in his hand, and the whole platform began to shake slightly, creaking. As the trapdoor opened and Llama dropped through, the gallows cracked and fell forward, snapping the rope, and Llama tumbled roughly to the ground.

Guards rushed in and grabbed him, and the sack was torn from his head in the commotion. As the dust settled, they were surprised to see that it was Tranq they had tried to hang!

"Maybe there's something to that 'any last words' thing people like to do," whispered the guard to his partner.

"It's kind of the sensible thing to do," he agreed. "We'll bring it up at the next meeting."

Tranq has not been lynched. It is now Night 10. The Position is 2.

[DharmaHelper]

Ayy lmao

[Marmot]

Oh geez, another switcheroo.

[nutella]

...The fuck??

[Turnip Head]

[Sorsha]

wow what a surprise

[bea]

The tranq bit was kinda a suprise.

[Scotty]

Ok.

[Turnip Head]

Turns out I need several replacements and this game needs it to work properly. I have thought about it a lot and I am going to choose dead to replace. I have also chosen my dead wisely. None of them have a bone to pick and everyone will know their old roles. Thank you in advance for your understanding.

Gman is replacing Bass now. You can't lynch him or NK this period. He's behind. Be friendly players and help him catch up.

Hosts: What was G-Man's previous role?

[Tranq]

nub Ubzulu

[Roxy]

I had forgot I am playing with so many perfect people.

I was silenced.
I had posted before I went to my PM's bc I am hosting and was facing 17 PM's that morning.

I cannot believe not one of you thought of that. You just immediately went to - she is being nefarious, she has a lot of explaining to do, I think she is doing it on purpose

[G-Man]

Hello players. I'm not wearing anything underneath this towel. Gentlemen- do you feel intimidated? Ladies- do you feel aroused? Be honest. While you're being honest, please tell me where I can find Day 2 and Day 9 lynch poll data. If you're not too flushed with intimidation or excitement after doing so, please kindly direct me to position poll data for Night 9. Doing so will help me help you just like Old Spice helps you smell like a man and not lady-scented body wash. Now please excuse me while I continue to catch up. Without my towel.

[thellama73]

Well, I'm glad I'm not dead. Thanks for believing in me, guys.

[aapje]

So that's the 3rd switched lynch and also the 3rd failed one. This is getting a bit ridiculous.

Welcome back BWT and G-Man, I hope you'll do better than your predecessors.

[Marmot]

I had forgot I am playing with so many perfect people.

I was silenced.
I had posted before I went to my PM's bc I am hosting and was facing 17 PM's that morning.

I cannot believe not one of you thought of that. You just immediately went to - she is being nefarious, she has a lot of explaining to do, I think she is doing it on purpose

I figured that was what happened. I just didn't say so.

[Turnip Head]

I had forgot I am playing with so many perfect people.

I was silenced.
I had posted before I went to my PM's bc I am hosting and was facing 17 PM's that morning.

I cannot believe not one of you thought of that. You just immediately went to - she is being nefarious, she has a lot of explaining to do, I think she is doing it on purpose

I figured that was what happened. I just didn't say so.

Does anyone else feel like this guy is being too nice and careful?

Roxy, you'll notice I never made any conclusions about you faking it or whatever. I just want to know how you saw the hosts tell you that you couldn't use your power before you checked your PM's.

[Marmot]

Vote registered for Position 5

Are we not supposed to have a position poll today?

[Ricochet]

Voting for Position Rezz Me.

...

So basically Position 5.

[Bullzeye]

So I kinda suck atm. Could've sworn the lynch poll ended tonight, I convinced myself it did anyway. Would probably have jumped on the Llama bandwagon tbf, I was feeling lazy. Going to get back into the game though and this time I mean it, it's not like I have anything else at all going on in my life any more.

[Roxy]

I had forgot I am playing with so many perfect people.

I was silenced.
I had posted before I went to my PM's bc I am hosting and was facing 17 PM's that morning.

I cannot believe not one of you thought of that. You just immediately went to - she is being nefarious, she has a lot of explaining to do, I think she is doing it on purpose

I figured that was what happened. I just didn't say so.

Does anyone else feel like this guy is being too nice and careful?

Roxy, you'll notice I never made any conclusions about you faking it or whatever. I just want to know how you saw the hosts tell you that you couldn't use your power before you checked your PM's.

The night before when I sent in my change was when I was told I could not use my abilty again.

[Roxy]

So I kinda suck atm. Could've sworn the lynch poll ended tonight, I convinced myself it did anyway. Would probably have jumped on the Llama bandwagon tbf, I was feeling lazy. Going to get back into the game though and this time I mean it, it's not like I have anything else at all going on in my life any more.

Here is hug to make you feel better

[Scotty]

So I kinda suck atm. Could've sworn the lynch poll ended tonight, I convinced myself it did anyway. Would probably have jumped on the Llama bandwagon tbf, I was feeling lazy. Going to get back into the game though and this time I mean it, it's not like I have anything else at all going on in my life any more.

Yeesh. If you want, I can send you tax returns to fill out. That's definitely something to do.

Also yeah, where is dat position poll??

[Bullzeye]

That maybe came off a bit sadder than I intended! It's just I've come "home" from uni for the final time, never to return, and my job/PhD hunt isn't going anywhere so I'm here and unemployed for the foreseeable future - meaning I've got little to do except fill out applications and laze around playing mafia. I appreciate the consideration though. But Scotty, I can't do maths so maybe don't send me those tax returns.

[Scotty]

That maybe came off a bit sadder than I intended! It's just I've come "home" from uni for the final time, never to return, and my job/PhD hunt isn't going anywhere so I'm here and unemployed for the foreseeable future - meaning I've got little to do except fill out applications and laze around playing mafia. I appreciate the consideration though. But Scotty, I can't do maths so maybe don't send me those tax returns.

if it makes you feel any better, I've been essentially unemployed For the past year. You'll get yours- after all, you do have a phD. So don't discourage, you're more qualified than me. Also, I was a math tutor but have trouble with multiplication. So if I can do it, you can too!

[Turnip Head]

I had forgot I am playing with so many perfect people.

I was silenced.
I had posted before I went to my PM's bc I am hosting and was facing 17 PM's that morning.

I cannot believe not one of you thought of that. You just immediately went to - she is being nefarious, she has a lot of explaining to do, I think she is doing it on purpose

I figured that was what happened. I just didn't say so.

Does anyone else feel like this guy is being too nice and careful?

Roxy, you'll notice I never made any conclusions about you faking it or whatever. I just want to know how you saw the hosts tell you that you couldn't use your power before you checked your PM's.

The night before when I sent in my change was when I was told I could not use my abilty again.

I understand what you meant now, thanks.

[Bullzeye]

I'm hoping to do a PhD, I don't have one yet :P Waiting for unis to announce their funding for next September so I can shop around but I also want to earn money in the meantime.

[Black Rock]

Turns out I need several replacements and this game needs it to work properly. I have thought about it a lot and I am going to choose dead to replace. I have also chosen my dead wisely. None of them have a bone to pick and everyone will know their old roles. Thank you in advance for your understanding.

Gman is replacing Bass now. You can't lynch him or NK this period. He's behind. Be friendly players and help him catch up.

Hosts: What was G-Man's previous role?

Sorry, he was the Jilted Lover and unrecruited in his previous life.

[nutella]

Oh hey a poll!! And it looks like none of them have minor consequences --we went through another full rotation, right? Cool, position 5 it is

[G-Man]

Turns out I need several replacements and this game needs it to work properly. I have thought about it a lot and I am going to choose dead to replace. I have also chosen my dead wisely. None of them have a bone to pick and everyone will know their old roles. Thank you in advance for your understanding.

Gman is replacing Bass now. You can't lynch him or NK this period. He's behind. Be friendly players and help him catch up.

Hosts: What was G-Man's previous role?

Sorry, he was the Jilted Lover and unrecruited in his previous life.

Hello players. Indeed, in a past life I was a jilted lover. But now I am filled with a new kind of love especially for the ladies but bromances are okay too for the G-Man because men appreciate the smell of Old Spice on other men too. Man-friends don't let man-friends use lady-scented body wash. No, you see man-friends encourage man-friends to smell like the man they were born to smell like. And that smell is Old Spice. You're welcome.

[Black Rock]

Epignosis is replacing DharmaHelper. You are not allowed to night target him tonight and he is immune from lynch tomorrow. He has a lot of catch up to do. He is also going to very friendly an upbeat (that I added). He was The Speaker of Serenity in his past life.

[Black Rock]

Public Announcement

Two Epic Challenges have been completed.

[Epignosis]

Hi.

[Scotty]

Voted 5.

Welcome back Mummy King

These epic challenges are being completed as fast as a race car driver in a nursing home!

[Tranq]

Voting Position 1 - i'd rather see no more lynch switches

[Roxy]

Hello players. Indeed, in a past life I was a jilted lover. But now I am filled with a new kind of love especially for the ladies but bromances are okay too for the G-Man because men appreciate the smell of Old Spice on other men too. Man-friends don't let man-friends use lady-scented body wash. No, you see man-friends encourage man-friends to smell like the man they were born to smell like. And that smell is Old Spice. You're welcome.

Smells like Teen Spirit tbh

[Draconus]

Welcome back all! Going with 5 this time.

[DharmaHelper]

I look good in blue.

[Scotty]

@ HOSTS

Is it possible to get the lynch and position polls from days 9-10? Thanky!

[G-Man]

I look good in blue.

You may look good in blue but you would smell even better in Old Spice body wash and deodorants. Perhaps if you used Old Spice instead of lady-scented body wash your puny avatar might reach puberty and become a man thereby becoming the hero he was born to smell like and no longer being a string-bean lady-scented sidekick.