Recruitment Mafia IV: Dawn of the Clans (End Game)

[nutella]

Epi, stop being ridiculous and do the math. There are quite certainly still a few unrecruited people.

[bea]

apparently sorsha. that's nice too that this time we are on the same sorta team again.

Sorsha - are you freeked out by tranq's quiet? I've brought it up a few times and on one seems to care...


epi - this is not the last recruitement game. I'm not bad. Please see it. I'm also not good either. i'm a vote for hire or an easy lynch bandwagon.

linki - epi - it would treat me awesome if I had it.

Are you newly civ? or newly bad? Because I KNOW i'm not recruited and I know you have to be. Which team are you on?

for realzie dealzies kids - if you're a civ now's the time to claim it. For god's sake, I ccan't believe I'm the one to give an uninformed person a hint.

BTW - I did get ONE hint. Thank you for that. You know who you are.

[Marmot]

Epi, stop being ridiculous and do the math. There are quite certainly still a few unrecruited people.

Prove it.

[bea]

which team are you on MM? you quit being neutral a while ago ammIrite?

[Epignosis]

Epi, stop being ridiculous and do the math. There are quite certainly still a few unrecruited people.

That's funny.

Every time I've done the math, I've been called ridiculous.

[Sorsha]

Maybe it's because you're an English teacher and not a math teacher?

[Marmot]

which team are you on MM? you quit being neutral a while ago ammIrite?

The drunk team.

Linki: well played Sorsha.

[Turnip Head]

I'm supaneutral. I'd love to lynch some baddies because I don't like getting hoodwinked, but I don't have much incentive to push my cases when all I need to do is stay alive.

The civvies do have incentive to push their cases, and they need to do so if they want to weed out the baddies from the neutrals. Because right now it feels like no one cares what happens.

[G-Man]

BEARGLOVE!

[Sorsha]

Epignosis is replacing DharmaHelper. You are not allowed to night target him tonight and he is immune from lynch tomorrow. He has a lot of catch up to do. He is also going to very friendly an upbeat (that I added). He was The Speaker of Serenity in his past life.

@Black Rock - With G-Man you told us his recruitment status. Could you please tell us what Epis previous recruitment status was?

[Epignosis]

Maybe it's because you're an English teacher and not a math teacher?

I do my own taxes and used to be an accountant.

Even English teachers have to calculate grades you know.

[Sorsha]

I do my own taxes too. It's not that hard.

[Epignosis]

Epignosis is replacing DharmaHelper. You are not allowed to night target him tonight and he is immune from lynch tomorrow. He has a lot of catch up to do. He is also going to very friendly an upbeat (that I added). He was The Speaker of Serenity in his past life.

@Black Rock - With G-Man you told us his recruitment status. Could you please tell us what Epis previous recruitment status was?

Killed Night 1. That's what.

[Turnip Head]

If anyone needs an accountant to do their taxes I know a really great one so hit me up. His name is TurboTax

[Epignosis]

I do my own taxes too. It's not that hard.

I didn't say it was hard. But neither is calculating percentages and probability.

[Long Con]

I Ran Into Someone Last Night

The city had dissolved into rioting chaos after the peculiar and unsatisfying lynch that had gone on that day. Llama stuck to the shadows and sideroads, just trying to lay low until he could get out of the city and never look back. He gasped and stopped short when he rounded a corner to see the Rogue Mercenary standing before him, a smirking grin on his eyepatched face.

"Quite the trick you pulled today, Llama!" The Mercenary drew two gleaming black longswords and began to advance. "But I think this city is looking for a special kind of justice this time!"

Llama tossed down a smoke bomb and turned to run, and the Rogue Mercenary just shook his head in amusement and gave chase.

* * * * *

Roxy sat in her office, catching up on some of the day's work and trying hard to ignore the sounds of anarchy just outside. It was nothing she really wanted to be involved with.

A sudden crash outside her office door brought her to her feet, and seconds later the door splintered inward from the single crushing blow of a large metal boot. A cloaked figure walked in and pointed at Roxy. "You!" his deep and thunderous voice commanded her fealty. "You have caused enough trouble for me, whelp!"

"Ubzargan!" she whispered, her vocal chords tight with fear. She had one chance that she could see, and she took it, bolting for the open second-floor window and diving out, landing with a crunch on pile of garbage below, frightening a cat out of one of its nine lives. Ubzargan bellowed above, and she could hear his heavy bootsteps crashing down the stairs, so Roxy got up and limped away down the street as fast as she could.

* * * * *

The Brutal Executioner had picked his target tonight out of a need for closure. LoRab had gotten away from him last time, but he didn't intend to allow that to happen again. Armed with a wicked black crossbow loaded with explosive darts, he decided to have a little fun and go hunting.

Now LoRab was darting through streets and alleyways in abject terror, narrowly dodging small explosions that occasionally flew her way.

* * * * *

Scotty was urgently trying to leave the city as well. Word had come from a few days east that DharmaHelper had made an important discovery, and Scotty knew what it would mean. He needed to get this information to a team Leader, maybe every team Leader, in the hopes that the killing could at least slow down while it was investigated.

He hadn't counted on the cloaked figure waiting for him on the street outside, blue fire and lightning crackling from clenched fists. "No," he whispered. "How did she find me?" Knowing he was no match for the mysterious figure, he turned to run.

* * * * *

The frightened cat crept out cautiously into the crossroads, trying to determine which direction offered the least chance of danger. To the north, Llama was sprinting toward her at top speed. She looked west, and cringed to see Roxy, limping desperately in her direction. The east was no better, as a frantic LoRab clawed and tumbled her way away from the death that was close behind her. The south then, thought the cat, and her ears flattened against her head to see Scotty bearing down on her.

The cat looked back and forth, realizing quickly that they were all in trouble as the four fleeing people collided violently and painfully, toppling in a heap. Explosive bolts, black daggers, plasma blasts, and blue fire came at them from all four directions respectively.

The result was a charred and bloody mess. Out of the smoking, goopy ash, the cat popped her head up and scampered up a fire escape, her fur turned white from the traumatic experience.

Roxy has been killed by Ubzargan. LoRab has been killed by the Brutal Executioner. Llama has been killed by the Rogue Mercenary. Scotty has been killed by a mysterious figure.

It is now Day 11. It is Position 5.

[bea]

I'm supaneutral. I'd love to lynch some baddies because I don't like getting hoodwinked, but I don't have much incentive to push my cases when all I need to do is stay alive.

The civvies do have incentive to push their cases, and they need to do so if they want to weed out the baddies from the neutrals. Because right now it feels like no one cares what happens.

sooooo much this!!!!!!!

right now TH =

[Turnip Head]

I don't think I won anything. But I will guess...

Caelia - 4
Ahriman - 3
Uzbekistan - 3
Azura - 4

If MM wasn't lying about his numbers or winning this contest, there is most definitely a few neutrals still floating out there.

[Turnip Head]

Damn. Rest in peace everyone.

[Epignosis]

And now there are fewer people to calculate.

[bea]

rip all you guys.

[Marmot]

Bye everyone. Including but not limited to llama.

[Epignosis]

Questions at Dawn:

If you were a civilian recruiter, would you take aapje?

Do you think aapje is a civilian recruiter?

[Scotty]

See y'all on the flipside

[Turnip Head]

Questions at Dawn:

If you were a civilian recruiter, would you take aapje?

Do you think aapje is a civilian recruiter?

- Yes, if for no other reason than to make sure nobody else got him.

- Not sure but he feels civvie to me.

[Sorsha]

Holy shit night. RIPiywg guys.

Linki- hell yeah I'd recruit aapje. Basically what th said

[Epignosis]

Questions at Dawn:

If you were a civilian recruiter, would you take aapje?

Do you think aapje is a civilian recruiter?

- Yes, if for no other reason than to make sure nobody else got him.

- Not sure but he feels civvie to me.

"Linki- hell yeah I'd recruit aapje. Basically what th said"

Then why isn't he dead?

[bea]

Questions at Dawn:

If you were a civilian recruiter, would you take aapje?

Do you think aapje is a civilian recruiter?

If I could control ANY team, I'd want aaje. Civ baddie or anything I would want aaje. And Tranq.

I don't know if he's the civ recruiter or not, but he's played a pretty for him, I think civ friendly game. He's on the list of people I listen to.

I'm so very worryed and freeked out by the fact that NO ONE else besides me is so very worried that tranq has been so quiet,

Even aapje. Though tbh, I expected him to lead a lynch on me days ago soley on the DP theory of involvement.

[Epignosis]

I realize it's a shitty argument, but it is one: Two of you said you'd scoop up aapje in a hurry. Yet it's Day 11. Has anyone tried to kill him? Why is he still around if he's such a hot civilian commodity?

[Epignosis]

Make that three.

[Turnip Head]

Questions at Dawn:

If you were a civilian recruiter, would you take aapje?

Do you think aapje is a civilian recruiter?

- Yes, if for no other reason than to make sure nobody else got him.

- Not sure but he feels civvie to me.

"Linki- hell yeah I'd recruit aapje. Basically what th said"

Then why isn't he dead?

The baddies have been making some... questionable moves at best. Why did Urkel just kill Roxy? I don't see what play they're trying to make with that NK.

[Epignosis]

Questions at Dawn:

If you were a civilian recruiter, would you take aapje?

Do you think aapje is a civilian recruiter?

- Yes, if for no other reason than to make sure nobody else got him.

- Not sure but he feels civvie to me.

"Linki- hell yeah I'd recruit aapje. Basically what th said"

Then why isn't he dead?

The baddies have been making some... questionable moves at best. Why did Urkel just kill Roxy? I don't see what play they're trying to make with that NK.

You're asking about something that happened Night 10. I'm asking about something that hasn't happened since Night 1. Big difference.

[Sorsha]

Well if he's bad wouldn't the other team try to kill him too?

And to add to THs thought about the questionable moves of the kills. There are a few roles that switch powers and targets. So maybe they have tried taking him out but it's been switched to someone else?

[Turnip Head]

Questions at Dawn:

If you were a civilian recruiter, would you take aapje?

Do you think aapje is a civilian recruiter?

- Yes, if for no other reason than to make sure nobody else got him.

- Not sure but he feels civvie to me.

"Linki- hell yeah I'd recruit aapje. Basically what th said"

Then why isn't he dead?

The baddies have been making some... questionable moves at best. Why did Urkel just kill Roxy? I don't see what play they're trying to make with that NK.

You're asking about something that happened Night 10. I'm asking about something that hasn't happened since Night 1. Big difference.

All four teams have access to some sort of NK and nobody has tried to kill him. He can't be on both baddie teams. They were probably too busy trying futilely to kill your predecessor.

[Epignosis]

If ifs and buts were candies and nuts we'd all have a merry Christmas.

[bea]

what are you trying to say epi? spell it out to me like I'm drunk and dumb, becasuse I'm drunk and dumb.

I read appje as pro civ so I dindin't question his posts, but wait. IF he was civ, then the baddies may or may not have taken him out based on how accuratete he was.

Oh - oh !! oh!!! and so because we've all been reading him as good, when he might noot be and it's now N10 and appje is a power player, and wtf how is he still aive uneless he's a civ and hence your post.

Im a dumbass

[Epignosis]

If appje is good, and you were bad, would you kill him?

[Sorsha]

If appje is good, and you were bad, would you kill him?

Me personally probably, but I don't know what's driving their decisions. Or how well they know aapje as a player.

[Turnip Head]

I don't know why no one has tried to kill aapje, but I don't think "because he's bad" is the only answer.

[Epignosis]

I don't think it's the only answer either. If it were the only answer, then what kind of game would this be?

[bea]

I'm not sure I believe that everyone who is saying they are still neutral actually are. I'm just calling bullshit on epi calling bullshit.

Then you're calling bullshit on yourself. And you're being defensive about it.

No I'm just at saying you're wrong about there being no unrecruited neutrals out here.

[Long Con]

Catching up on some Poll posting...

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[Epignosis]

I'm not sure I believe that everyone who is saying they are still neutral actually are. I'm just calling bullshit on epi calling bullshit.

Then you're calling bullshit on yourself. And you're being defensive about it.

No I'm just at saying you're wrong about there being no unrecruited neutrals out here.

Hi bea, just for you:

I'm not sure I believe that everyone who is saying they are still neutral actually are. I'm just calling bullshit on epi calling bullshit.

Then you're calling bullshit on yourself. And you're being defensive about it.

No I'm just at saying you're wrong about there being no unrecruited neutrals out here.

I didn't say there were no unrecruited neutrals out there.

At this stage, I find the unrecruited claims bullshit. It's Night 10. Stop pretending that shit.

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[bea]

epi - lets cut to the quick

are you civ? Do you think aapje might be civ?

why or why not on your reasons?

[LoRab]

Booo. booooooooooooo.