Read this thread in backwards post order.

[JaggedJimmyJay]

Well, we've had a great thread everyone but I'm going to have to terminate it here. I'd like to thank those who participated and made it the fun experience that it was.

[Tangrowth]

FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[JaggedJimmyJay]

I know mother always said it's dangerous to play with matches, but I'm bored. I have all these matches. What's the worst that could --

[Epignosis]

I love musical cautionary tales.

[Golden]

Hey Epi, have you watched Kelly Clarkson's Cautionary Christmas Music Tale?

[Epignosis]

I wonder if there are any famous people named Hamish.

[Golden]

I wish I had some pictures of Hamish I could post on here easily

[Epignosis]

Today's my daughter's birthday. She's seven.

[thellama73]

Hey Epi, how are your kids?

[Epignosis]

I was right! Ha!

[thellama73]

MP just told me he has a third nipple.

[Epignosis]

I predict thellama73's next sentence will have something to do with MP's anatomy.

[thellama73]

I've just learned something... disturbing.

[Golden]

I think we've pretty much exhausted that topic. Let's move on to something else.

[Epignosis]

Yes, I understand that, but you're really missing the point: Steinbeck's Of Mice and Men foreshadowed the outcome of the 2016 election in the demise of Lennie, who represented the uneducated but industrious working class merely hoping for a better life (i.e., the rabbits); comparing a "stolen election" to Carlson's stolen Luger is asinine because, if you read the book, you would know it was George who stole the gun, not Lennie. Q.E.D.

[Golden]

But if Steinbeck had voted in the election, it would have been an illegal vote. He's been dead for nearly 46 years

[thellama73]

Not if John Steinbeck had anything to say about it, he wouldn't.

[Marmot]

Funnily enough, a friend of mine has been talking about writing a novel about angry fruit.

[S~V~S]

I think I might start reading more threads this way it makes more sense.

[Marmot]

I once reread a mafia game from end to beginning. That was silly, but

[Golden]

Does anyone read any threads on this site in backwards post order?

[thellama73]

The reissue of Backwards by Coil is really good. I think it would be good if more things were backwards.

[S~V~S]

Iwonder if anyone has any good reissues to recommend?

[Epignosis]

Damn, Playboy has gone downhill.

[Golden]

[Epignosis]

BULLSHIT. Golden does NOT have a picture of llama's grandma. I don't believe that for an instant.

[Marmot]

Hey Epignosis! Golden showed me a picture of your high-school girlfriend.

[Epignosis]

I was a playa in high school.

[Golden]

I've heard rumour that Epignosis has a number of world championship medals for Tiddlywinks.

[thellama73]

What's the most ridiculous sport anyone here is good at? Mine is fencing.

[Golden]

I was, unfortunately, never good at any sport. Too uncoordinated. I only began to develop coordination in my late twenties.

[Epignosis]

Kyle Lowry is terrible at basketball.

[Golden]

I'd like an excuse to compare myself to an NBA player.

[Marmot]

Does your salary even come close to an NBA player's?

[G-Man]

I'm not afraid to pick up the check. I spend dollars like LeBron, baby.

[Marmot]

Did we really just spend $2,379 on a single dinner date?

[S~V~S]

That was the best 1968 champagne and gold infused caviar ever!!