Haiku Mafia

#1

This is the sign up thread for Haiku Mafia!!

I will have a full list of the rules, guidelines, etc during the game but just in case the name of the game doesn't make it obvious, here is rule #1:

1. All posts must be written in the 5-7-5 haiku format.

Players
1 Golden
2 DrWilgy
3 Dragon D Luffy
4 Quin
5 S~V~S
6 Long Con
7 Dom
8 G-Man
9 nutella
10 a2thezebra
11 thellama73
12 TheFloyd73
13 Ricochet

Alternate
Metalmarsh89

#2

IN! EXTREMELY in.
This might be my favourite
mafia heist theme
refrigerator

#3

Looks like the doctor
Will be entering the fray
Refrigerator

#4

This sounds really fun.
Might be busy with other games though.
I will wait and see.

#5

Well fuck it. I'm in.
I'll be on vacation soon.
I can't not play this.

#6

How could I not play
This game sounds quirky as hell
Please don't make me bad

#7

You're always bad Quin.
By the way you forgot to vote
Refrigerator.

#8

You do have a point.
I am bad at mafia.
Tyrannosaurus.

#9

No by bad I mean
You're always a top suspect
Even if you're civ

#10

You need to keep up
I was green on all rainbows
In the Mad Max game

#11

Quin wrote:You need to keep up
I was green on all rainbows
In the Mad Max game

You were actually bad
Trust that to be the one time
No-one lynches you

#12

Golden wrote:
Quin wrote:You need to keep up
I was green on all rainbows
In the Mad Max game
You were actually bad
Trust that to be the one time
No-one lynches you

I did the same thing
In the fun Zodiac game
Beginners luck, huh?

#13

A nice heist about my favorite poetic form will be a nice game to come back from break.

#14

S~V~S wrote:A nice heist about my favorite poetic form will be a nice game to come back from break.

Immediate death!
You did not post in haiku
Modkill incoming.

#15

During pressing times
More mafia temptation
Woe my omelette

#16

Golden wrote:
S~V~S wrote:A nice heist about my favorite poetic form will be a nice game to come back from break.
Immediate death!
You did not post in haiku
Modkill incoming.

Do cut me some slack
My favorite poetic form
just a tad rusty

#17

That post was a shock
My heart is still beating fast
I have to sit down

S~V~S o why?
Why did you disrupt the flow?
I'll still play the game

#18

In in in in in
in in in in in in in
in in in in in

#19

seven players in
seven syllables in a
middle line-- WOW--EE

#20

bad at poetry
dom is bad at poetry
occultism lul

#21

Seems that some of you
Need to get a lesson in
Counting syllables

#22

Seeing as I helped
Inspire this game I feel
That I should play it

#23

may i just say that
i am still so honored to
be in your sig, G

**http://www.last.fm/user/nutella23** · #24

I hate this so much
this is so damn obnoxious
I am in as hell

#25

nutella is in!
This lineup gets better and
better ev'ry hour

#26

Cannot wait for this
My kind of fucking game yo
Refrigerator

#27

Are there punishments
For failing to haiku right?
And what will they be?

#28

Long Con wrote:That post was a shock
My heart is still beating fast
I have to sit down

S~V~S o why?
Why did you disrupt the flow?

Haiku thread title
Is all that I really read
was too excited

#29

Your dutiful MoD
I am so honored to be
Give me your concerns

#30

JaggedJimmyJay wrote:Your dutiful MoD
I am so honored to be
Give me your concerns

My concern would be
Count of syllables I see
If said M - O - D?

But that's just not me
I say Mod just as do thee
With big or small D

#31

Long Con wrote:Are there punishments
For failing to haiku right?
And what will they be?

I am debating
Whether I need to have one
What do all you think?

JaggedJimmyJay wrote:Your dutiful MoD
I am so honored to be
Give me your concerns

Look what we have here!
Someone to count syllables!
Thank you Jimmy Jay!

#32

When I'm bored at work
Posting haikus keeps me sane
Killing's a plus, too.

#33

Sorsha wrote:
Long Con wrote:Are there punishments
For failing to haiku right?
And what will they be?
I am debating
Whether I need to have one
What do all you think?

If someone forgets
to post in Haiku at all

Then a punishment

If just nitpicking
the number of syllables
then no punishment?

#34

S~V~S wrote:
Sorsha wrote:
Long Con wrote:Are there punishments
For failing to haiku right?
And what will they be?
I am debating
Whether I need to have one
What do all you think?

If someone forgets
to post in Haiku at all
Then a punishment

If just nitpicking
the number of syllables
then no punishment?

Or, for the first one
A game-related sanction
That makes life harder

For syllable fails
Sorsha will give you a theme
For your next haiku

#35

Make X posts without
missing syllables. And get
an in-game reward

#36

I'm not a native
English speaker. You guys need
to at least beat me

So I wonder how
many haikus I have
gotten right till now

#37

Dragon D. Luffy wrote:Make X posts without
missing syllables. And get
an in-game reward

Congratulations
You now get double XP
For 24 hours

#38

Dragon D. Luffy wrote:So I wonder how
many haikus I have
gotten correct yet

Quite a few I think
You seem to be doing well
But not on that one...

#39

I tried to edit
that post. But you were too fast.
Refrigerator

#40

Now I want to make
more haikus. But I don't have
any else to say

#41

I was bored. So I
Went to Naruto Forums
And posted them there

https://forums.hero-academia.com/posts/56380350/

#42

This heist will be my
gallant return. Prodigal
son of Syndicate.

#43

TheFloyd73 wrote:This heist will be my
gallant return. Prodigal
son of Syndicate.

Ah, that reminds me
Are emojis not allowed?
Because that would suck

#44

Unidentified
Buckminsterfullerene
Abomination

Flips a coin to see
Which of this or Voc to play
Lands on playing both :/

Here goes nothing, then
What is life but a string of
Forever losing

TheFloyd wrote: Captivating, yes.
Perhaps too captivating.
I have missed my flight.

#45

I missed the signups
This game filled up oh so fast
Call me alternate

#46

^Do you want my seat
That way the role might for once
Live more than a day

#47

Unfortunately
I couldn't commit until
Monday roles around

#48

Yay! We are all full!
I will start the game tonight.
It is snowing here

a2thezebra wrote:
TheFloyd73 wrote:This heist will be my
gallant return. Prodigal
son of Syndicate.

Ah, that reminds me
Are emojis not allowed?
Because that would suck

Emojis don't count
As a syllable to me
Someone come shovel

#49

Ricochet wrote:^Do you want my seat
That way the role might for once
Live more than a day

Don't count on it, cos
Marmot will probably vote
self, then get wagoned

#50

That didn't take long
I can't wait to play this game
Refrigerator

Full Games	Civilian: Mafia: Independent:
Speed Games	Civilian: Fiddler on the Roof Mafia:
Heists	Civilian: MVP: RED vs BLUE
Burglaries	Independent: The Theme Is Literally a Burglary
Special Games	Civilian: Independent:

Full Games	Civilian: Mafia: Independent:
Speed Games	Civilian: Fiddler on the Roof Mafia:
Heists	Civilian: MVP: RED vs BLUE
Burglaries	Independent: The Theme Is Literally a Burglary
Special Games	Civilian: Independent:

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