Haiku Mafia Day Five

#51

Quin wrote:I thought that Rico
Was making a witty joke
I found it funny

Do you mean his first
post, because I recognize
the humor in it

#52

Quin wrote:I thought that Rico
Was making a witty joke
I found it funny

Oh no such joke here
Stats do not lie nor deceive.
Also, lemon pie.

#53

a2thezebra wrote:
Quin wrote:I thought that Rico
Was making a witty joke
I found it funny
Do you mean his first
post, because I recognize
the humor in it

This flip and this flop
It changes with the beep bop
To sound like twee pop

#54

a2thezebra wrote:
Quin wrote:I thought that Rico
Was making a witty joke
I found it funny
Do you mean his first
post, because I recognize
the humor in it

Is that not the thing
that we are discussing now?
Bone apple the tea

#55

Also I found out
That my internet cable
Doesn't fit quite right

So I have done things
To remedy the problem
I should be okay

#56

I am not okay
The disconnection returns
Please send help. Radish.

#57

I am here I'm a
bit rusty at Mafia
Quin: Best Haikuster

#58

Hello everyone
My name is DrWilgy
And I'm a doctor

#59

Excited for this!
Still catching up in other
Game so will be scarce.

**http://www.last.fm/user/nutella23** · #60

Hello all, I'm here
Looking forward to reading
actual content

#61

I think Quin is bad
Golden may be bad as well
Refrigerator

#62

DrWilgy wrote:I think Quin is bad
Golden may be bad as well
Refrigerator

What makes you say that?
Well... not 'refrigerator'
Meant the other parts

**http://www.last.fm/user/nutella23** · #63

Wait what's day zero?
Are we voting anything?
What is going on

#64

i'm not a poet
and i think i will show it
phillip hamilton

#65

My entrance is late
Don't let this seal up my fate
When tomorrow come

#66

I went to Rogue One
I could post that anywhere
But haiku is fun

#67

I will moderate
You will bring your beefs to me
We will work it out

#68

Been bad last two games
This is a nice change of pace
As I'm a civ now

Although in this site
I seem to only get civ
Just been bad here once

#69

I will go catch-up
But first, breakfast. Scumhunting
baddies demands fuel

#70

Hi not feeling well
When will Day Uno start 'cause
I need medicine

#71

nutella wrote:Wait what's day zero?
Are we voting anything?
What is going on

Did you never play
a game with a pregame phase?
This is to check in

Glorious hostess~
For how long does Day Zero
last? Thank You, Sorsha

#72

Have all players checked in?
If not, who is still missing?
And, can we lynch them?

#73

Quin wrote:I would like to talk
But my internet is shit
Please expect nothing.

We should expect some
useful content. Else, why
keeping you alive?

#74

Each player posted
At least once at this juncture
So find a new plan

#75

Scotty would be out
of folks to vote for in a
game where all posted

#76

Dragon D. Luffy wrote:
Quin wrote:I would like to talk
But my internet is shit
Please expect nothing.
We should expect some
useful content. Else, why
keeping you alive?

This reflects my thoughts
AFK haikus are lame
Refrigerator

Golden wrote:The problem I have
When I post real content, I'll
Run out of syllab

Define what is real
Why is what you are saying
Not real currently?

#77

Posting unreality
Is something that seems bad to me
Watch yourself, G.

I meant what I said
Wouldn't seek your death early
On your first game back

But the second game...
Well, that is a horse of a
different colour!

#78

When the horse panics
or something goes wrong, stay calm
reassure the horse.

#79

Ricochet wrote:When the horse panics
or something goes wrong, stay calm
reassure the horse.

Look right at the horse
Shrug and say "why the long face?"
That might be racist...

**http://www.last.fm/user/nutella23** · #80

S~V~S wrote:
nutella wrote:Wait what's day zero?
Are we voting anything?
What is going on
Did you never play
a game with a pregame phase?
This is to check in

Glorious hostess~
For how long does Day Zero
last? Thank You, Sorsha

I have played tons of
games with day zero but there's
usually a poll?

So I was confused
because we don't seem to be
doing anything

#81

Long Con wrote:Posting unreality
Is something that seems bad to me
Watch yourself, G.

I meant what I said
Wouldn't seek your death early
On your first game back

But the second game...
Well, that is a horse of a
different colour!

Explain what you mean
By "unreality" please
Syllable count fail

#82

Day one won't begin
For four more hours. But please,
Start talking smack now.

#83

G-Man wrote:
Long Con wrote:Posting unreality
Is something that seems bad to me
Watch yourself, G.

I meant what I said
Wouldn't seek your death early
On your first game back

But the second game...
Well, that is a horse of a
different colour!
Explain what you mean
By "unreality" please
Syllable count fail

Holy crap and wow...
Total syllable count fail
Don't know what happened

That's strike one for me
I hope there will be no strike two
That's just too scary

Unreality
Would be those words that are false
Baddies gotta say

#84

DrWilgy wrote:Define what is real
Why is what you are saying
Not real currently?

My existence is
An optical illusion
I'm not a doctor

All I've done so far
Other than my rico point
Is jokes and banter

Why did you pick Quin
And I to consider bad?
Randomness or read?

#85

Long Con wrote:
G-Man wrote:
Long Con wrote:Posting unreality
Is something that seems bad to me
Watch yourself, G.

I meant what I said
Wouldn't seek your death early
On your first game back

But the second game...
Well, that is a horse of a
different colour!
Explain what you mean
By "unreality" please
Syllable count fail
Holy crap and wow...
Total syllable count fail
Don't know what happened

That's strike one for me
I hope there will be no strike two
That's just too scary

Unreality
Would be those words that are false
Baddies gotta say

Explanation fails
To clarify what I said
That you object to

#86

I will not talk smack
For I am under med crack
Good luck and godspee

#87

G-Man wrote:
Long Con wrote:Posting unreality
Is something that seems bad to me
Watch yourself, G.

I meant what I said
Wouldn't seek your death early
On your first game back

But the second game...
Well, that is a horse of a
different colour!
Explain what you mean
By "unreality" please
Syllable count fail

I think in this case
"G" would be me, it's because
I called Long Con bad

He's riffing off that
And threatening a nightkill
Intended in jest

I jested him first
But I tried to make it clear
With an emoji

Whether there is a
Sliver of truth in his words
That is the question

At this point I have
No genuine LC read
Or anyone else

#88

Ricochet wrote:I will not talk smack
For I am under med crack
Good luck and godspee

Dogpee now Godspee
Why is this site so obsessed
With urine habits?

#89

Riffing off Wilgy
Was referring to Golden
And jesting, it's true

But not a nightkill
I was threatening a lynch
I have no nightkill

#90

Good discussion here.
So glad that all have checked in.
Low posters beware.

#91

Long Con wrote:Riffing off Wilgy
Was referring to Golden
And jesting, it's true

But not a nightkill
I was threatening a lynch
I have no nightkill

Except that your post
Quotes one of my posts so your
Answer makes no sense

#92

It makes sense to me
Didn't you ask him a q?
Why not then quote you?

#93

Chatty ones feel civ.
Rico, Zebra, Golden, Quin
Wary of Wilgy.

Day zero content:
Nutella is dismissive
SVS: reserved.

#94

nutella wrote:Hello all, I'm here
Looking forward to reading
actual content

I don't like this post.
There's been plenty of content.
What more does she want?

#95

Dom and Floyd, post more.
More posts makes it easier
To tell if you're bad.

#96

nutella wrote:Wait what's day zero?
Are we voting anything?
What is going on

Have you never seen
a Day Zero before, what?
This feels very fake

I also agree
with Llama about the post
before this one, um

With all due respect
nutella you are my top
baddie read for now

#97

thellama73 wrote:
nutella wrote:Hello all, I'm here
Looking forward to reading
actual content
I don't like this post.
There's been plenty of content.
What more does she want?

Ever so hard to
Post relevant content in
A single haiku

But it can be done
As evidenced by me in
Spirited Away

Clarification
Is needed from her or I'm
Apt to agree here

#98

nutella wrote:
S~V~S wrote:
nutella wrote:Wait what's day zero?
Are we voting anything?
What is going on
Did you never play
a game with a pregame phase?
This is to check in

Glorious hostess~
For how long does Day Zero
last? Thank You, Sorsha
I have played tons of
games with day zero but there's
usually a poll?

So I was confused
because we don't seem to be
doing anything

Yeah, I don't buy this
it should not be so bizarre
to have a regular

Day Zero, your feigned
confusion displeases me
It feels as if you

needed an ice break
so you pretended to scratch
your head, am I wrong?

#99

Golden wrote: Why did you pick Quin
And I to consider bad?
Randomness or read?

I would also like
to hear justifications
for those selections

#100

G-Man wrote:
Long Con wrote:Riffing off Wilgy
Was referring to Golden
And jesting, it's true

But not a nightkill
I was threatening a lynch
I have no nightkill
Except that your post
Quotes one of my posts so your
Answer makes no sense

You asked me a q
But my original post
Quoted nobody

Who failed again?