Haiku Mafia Day Five

[Quin]

Someone took pity
On my well encumbered self
Thank you, murderer

Goodbye quin, I'm glad
That you are vanilla, was
that a penis joke?

[Dragon D. Luffy]

Sorry for leaving
But I keep trying to play
two maf games at once

And it never works
Can't focus on both same time
Just not how my mind works

Besides, real life's
a bitch. So I picked the one
I signed up for first.

Byebyebyebyebye
Byebyebyebyebyebyebye
Refrigerator.

[Marmot]

Sorry for leaving
But I keep trying to play
two maf games at once

And it never works
Can't focus on both same time
Just not how my mind works

Besides, real life's
a bitch. So I picked the one
I signed up for first.

Byebyebyebyebye
Byebyebyebyebyebyebye
Refrigerator.

i now have somehow
managed to be in three games
hold me ddl

[TheFloyd73]

Those scroundrels killed Quin!
We're not gonna take it!
Come, let's choose wisely

[thellama73]

Rest in peace, dear Quin
Your death shall soon be avenged
Or at least we'll try

[Golden]

llama I'd like you
To weigh in on my thoughts on
Long Con, if you will

[thellama73]

llama I'd like you
To weigh in on my thoughts on
Long Con, if you will

He gives me the creeps.
The timing of his vote: weird
Like in a hurry

To cinch the Doc lynch
Which bodes ill for INH
If my hunch is true

Also, his defense
It seems a bit aggressive.
Overreaction?

If I had to vote
Right now, it would be a choice
Between him and Dom

[G-Man]

Eulogy for Quin:
Side Eyeing Chloe closes
Her eyes forever

[Golden]

Hey, you there, G-Man
Have you got any thoughts on
Who is a baddie?

[Ricochet]

Day title: Should Change?
I think Day title should change
Changing Day title

[G-Man]

Hey, you there, G-Man
Have you got any thoughts on
Who is a baddie?

Erm, not exactly
Too focused on Godspeed to
Finish my re-read

Dead now in Godspeed
So will focus on this game
After girls asleep

Feeding both dinner
And baby peeing on floor
Has kept me busy

Dishes need washing
M-O-O-N; that spells moon
Then I will dig in

[nutella]

Rest in peace poor Quin
I don't know who to suspect
Maybe Ricochet

But that's just a vibe
I don't really know if I'm
on the right track there

Redeye flight tonight
So I may be scarce until
second half of day

[Long Con]

Before your Doc vote
One vote could have saved him
After, not so much.

I'm starting to see
a bad LC, but I'm not
sure if it's 'no u'

I don't see how he
Can claim I "avoided" doc
In such a close vote

All it took was one
LC vote on DDL
to create a tie

One person switches,
potentially I'm on the
successful lynch train

Some Civs are inclined
To like a bit of suspicion
You were fourth-most sussed

Someone took pity
On my well encumbered self
Thank you, murderer

Goodbye quin, I'm glad
That you are vanilla, was
that a penis joke?

llama I'd like you
To weigh in on my thoughts on
Long Con, if you will

He gives me the creeps.
The timing of his vote: weird
Like in a hurry

From this post to this
They're like forty hours apart
What are you on 'bout?

To cinch the Doc lynch
Which bodes ill for INH
If my hunch is true

Ill for INH?
Is that something to do with me?
If what hunch is true?

Also, his defense
It seems a bit aggressive.
Overreaction?

First Dom and now you
What are you talking about?
I just can't find it

[a2thezebra]

Rest in peace poor Quin
I don't know who to suspect
Maybe Ricochet

But that's just a vibe
I don't really know if I'm
on the right track there

Redeye flight tonight
So I may be scarce until
second half of day

Now this is the post
that a baddie makes when they
don't know what to say

but know that they need
to say something, speaking of
which, I will post more

[a2thezebra]

My activity
has slowed down just a little
There is no excuse

[Dom]

Long Con, who do you
think is the enemy here? Who
do you suspect now

[Long Con]

Come on, Dominick!
Haven't made that a secret
What more do you want???

Current top suspects:
Ricochet, Llama, and Dom
And so there you go.

[Long Con]

Long Con, who do you
think is the enemy here? Who
do you suspect now

Also, for the record
There's eight syllables in your
Second line, my friend

[thellama73]

Rest in peace poor Quin
I don't know who to suspect
Maybe Ricochet

But that's just a vibe
I don't really know if I'm
on the right track there

Redeye flight tonight
So I may be scarce until
second half of day

Now this is the post
that a baddie makes when they
don't know what to say

but know that they need
to say something, speaking of
which, I will post more

See, I disagree.
I think a baddie would try
Much harder than this.

[thellama73]

I'm traveling soon.
I'm voting now just in case.
It's not serious.

[Dom]

Rest in peace poor Quin
I don't know who to suspect
Maybe Ricochet

But that's just a vibe
I don't really know if I'm
on the right track there

Redeye flight tonight
So I may be scarce until
second half of day

Now this is the post
that a baddie makes when they
don't know what to say

but know that they need
to say something, speaking of
which, I will post more

vote zebra 2k
16. elaborate or
face destruction, Z

[Ricochet]

Much contribution
Today will I most likely
Not be providing.

Reads, though, tomorrow
Shall be performed in order
For bad heads to roll.

[nutella]

Wow it's dead in here
I thought I'd have missed a lot
But almost nothing

Zebra thinks I'm bad;
Llama used to? But now he
is defending me?

Zebra I don't know
what else you want me to say
I am kinda lost

Still doesn't feel
like there's much to go on for
fleshed-out suspicions

I just get a weird
vibe from Rico, I don't know
I've liked LC's thoughts

But LC could be
playing us for all we know
behind his content

I'm flip-floppy on
Llama, as he is on me.
Can't trust anyone

[Marmot]

hi there nutella
can i make flippy-floppy
with you this day phase?

[Long Con]

Perhaps, nutella,
It would benefit you to
Solidify reads

How about your top three?
Gun to head, who is bad here?
And a little 'why?'

If you can't do this
I fear you will come under fire
For on-the-fence-ness

[Long Con]

hi there nutella
can i make flippy-floppy
with you this day phase?

Just what kind of lady
Do you think she is, marmot?
Already flipped Llama!

[Golden]

My top two right now
No particular order
G-Man, inh

G-Man is good at
Providing solid content
With limited time

But where is that here?
Plus the self-vote which suggests
He did not fear death

INH is fine
It's DDL I suspect
Sorry inh

Sometimes subbing in
sucks, you cannot justify
"your" early content

Dom and rico could
have avoided some blame by
Voting off-wagon

What else have they done
that justifies suspicion?
That's all that I see

Back in Biblical
G-Man's technicolour lists
showed baddies vote off

But it's no slam dunk
I'd want some more reasons for
suspecting them first

This is why neither
reach the heights of my suss for
G and INH.

Where is the marmot?
nutella is looking vague
Floyd also vanished?

We have to stay strong
If we want to catch baddies
Silence won't do it

Lost and P&R
Both suffered these quiet spells
easy for baddies

[Golden]

Also zebra, I
almost forgot she was here
All hands on deck, peeps!

[nutella]

Gun-to-head top three?
Rico, Llama... INH?
But could change I guess

Rico I've explained
best I could, maybe also
LC's points on him

Llama for flip flop,
INH because he was
Luffy in past life.

This list feels kinda
arbitrary though, as I'm
on the fence 'bout most.

Dom, LC, zebra,
Floyd, G-man, and Metalmarsh,
Any could be bad

I trust Golden though
Perhaps that's naïveté
But I think he's good

[insertnamehere]

Could someone please
explain why they find me sus
or their case on DDL

[Golden]

Could someone please
explain why they find me sus
or their case on DDL

Hard to summarise
In a couple of haiku
But I shall try it

He accused others
of non-contribution when
he wasn't either

He created reads
That allowed him to switch sides
Go whichever way

Nutella, zebra
Two players he called out but
Saw both sides at once

Beyond that he had
no reads or contributions
nothing of substance

[a2thezebra]

Voting nutella
Just in case I am not here
Will catch up later

[Marmot]

hi there nutella
can i make flippy-floppy
with you this day phase?

Just what kind of lady
Do you think she is, marmot?
Already flipped Llama!

she is a lady
and a fan of Talking Heads
most wonderful kind

[TheFloyd73]

Been Christmas shopping
And I saw Rogue One today
Zeb, it's not that bad

Vote's on INR
Not personal, Drag's bizarre
Need a proper read

[thellama73]

No flip flop here, Nut.
Just having an open mind.
What, can't a read change?

[thellama73]

Not much new content
From anyone here today
myself included.

Happy with my vote.
Dom's vote stood out weird to me/
A few other reads:

I think Golden's fine.
Nut's play o longer seems bad.
Long Con could be though.

[Dom]

Z still has not done
anything to address my
concerns. I will vote

[Long Con]

I'll end up voting
For Rico, Dom, or Llama
Whoever will die

Currently it's Dom
'Cause the others have no votes
Maybe that will change

[Marmot]

i voted Long Con
because we are best of friends
and we shall perish

[Dom]

I'll end up voting
For Rico, Dom, or Llama
Whoever will die

Currently it's Dom
'Cause the others have no votes
Maybe that will change

What the hell is this?
Should I just change my vote to
get someone else lynched?

This is bad logic
And bad strategy for the
Search for the baddies.

[Ricochet]

Apologies 'round
But shite my activity
Will be next two days

Hopefully not hard
To imagine why, but no
Real way around that

First on agenda:
My hounders and what they lead
Me to believe. Woof.

Con invokes vote place
But ignores vote reasoning
And now, furthermore

Seems to have lasers
Set on stun, in case I would
Catch on fire. Shady!

Llerry invokes too
Vote placement, but not much else.
Might not be big deal

And last nutella
Waffles vibes 'round me and coat
Tails the Con caser.

Ignorance and weak
Suss development might look
Opportunistic.

Overall, worst look
Nutella, so-so Con-Con
And llama as meh.

Second: no idea why
Dragon's legacy remains
Murky and his sub

Should hang for his sin
Please provide outlook for tis
Not on my radar.

Third: vote reads will still
Be attempted, hopefully
So there will be blood.

[Dom]

Long Con's vote pings me.
It was he one that really
Sealed Wilgy's last doom.

Bullshit, pack animal!
I didn't seal a goddamn thing
Any more than you did

Why not blame yourself?
You could have altered your vote
Maybe saved Wilgy

I voted for he
Who was my main suspect for
Most of the first day

Totally sketchy
To try and cast all of the blame
Directly at me

O Longest of Cons
This is the BS I spoke
of. Pack mule? Unclear.

[Long Con]

Long Con's vote pings me.
It was he one that really
Sealed Wilgy's last doom.

Bullshit, pack animal!
I didn't seal a goddamn thing
Any more than you did

Why not blame yourself?
You could have altered your vote
Maybe saved Wilgy

I voted for he
Who was my main suspect for
Most of the first day

Totally sketchy
To try and cast all of the blame
Directly at me

O Longest of Cons
This is the BS I spoke
of. Pack mule? Unclear.

What is the BS?
Pack animal is thellama
Not sure what's your point

[Long Con]

Con invokes vote place
But ignores vote reasoning
And now, furthermore

Seems to have lasers
Set on stun, in case I would
Catch on fire. Shady!

Huh? Set on stun how?
I'm afraid you'll catch on fire?
I don't understand

I gave reasoning
In my quasi rainbow post
Thoughts have not changed much

I have made my top
Three suspects quite clear enough
Up to you to read

[nutella]

Votes are spread, don't like.
But I don't know where to vote
either as of yet.

[Ricochet]

Con invokes vote place
But ignores vote reasoning
And now, furthermore

Seems to have lasers
Set on stun, in case I would
Catch on fire. Shady!

Huh? Set on stun how?
I'm afraid you'll catch on fire?
I don't understand

I gave reasoning
In my quasi rainbow post
Thoughts have not changed much

I have made my top
Three suspects quite clear enough
Up to you to read

Ignoring my vote
Reasoning. Feel like brick wall
This rebuttal is.

You are on constant
"Huh?" mode with sussing me yet
Not hearing me out.

[Ricochet]

Kay, let's check some
Votes and Wilgy mentions, though
this will be partial.

Con: picked on main suss
Issues; a few waffle lines

Maybe I am wrong
Maybe I read the posts wrong

and coattailing ones

Wilgy for reasons
That have been said and re-said
Also some others

But overall I
Could describe it as lynching
Doc for the bad signs

And proving wrong choice;
Would wait further vote patterns
To bulk read on Con.

nutella: Jump from

Not quite sure what to
think of the wilgy business--
seems standard for him?

to complete opposite view
and "gamble" approach

but IIRC
most times I've lynched Doc early
he has flipped as bad

so I think I will
put my day one gamble there.
Voting Doc (for now).

Not ideal, but also
Unsure if baddie would fry
Their hands this outright.

Floyd: Irked by the same
Signals, adding reasoning
When asked to do so

Would place in same spot
With Con: intentional lynch
Mobber or wrong civ.

Llama: different
approach, maintained all the way

I'm wary of you
Just 'cause you've been quiet so far.
Posts may change my mind.

hard to align this, hmm.

===

Clear suspects aren't
Out of this range; could baddies
Have spread elsewhere? Eek.

Most worrisome posts
Yet dubious baddie moves
Would be nutella's.

[Golden]

Vote: G-Man for now
I'm spreading the vote further...
But he needs content

This is not like the
G-Man I'm used to seeing
even when he's busy

Rico contributes
He looks good to me and I
Think he's a bad vote

I have had no time
To do vote analysis
Gah! Two games at once!

So my vote pool stays
At G-Man, INH, dom
if nothing changes

I don't know how much
I can be around today
my last day of work

[Long Con]

Con invokes vote place
But ignores vote reasoning
And now, furthermore

Seems to have lasers
Set on stun, in case I would
Catch on fire. Shady!

Huh? Set on stun how?
I'm afraid you'll catch on fire?
I don't understand

I gave reasoning
In my quasi rainbow post
Thoughts have not changed much

I have made my top
Three suspects quite clear enough
Up to you to read

Ignoring my vote
Reasoning. Feel like brick wall
This rebuttal is.

You are on constant
"Huh?" mode with sussing me yet
Not hearing me out.

Ok, I see better
It's just these damn haikus, man!
Not intentional

You spoke of context
For your Wilgy vote day 1
I removed a part

I sussed you before
Wilgy was even lynch-killed
And your vote WAS off

Reasoning aside
You vote off the Wilgy train
Auto-suspicion

That is where I think
Baddies would likely put vote
That is my theory

Context/reasoning
Isn't really my focus
For this mode of thought

[Ricochet]

You spoke of context
For your Wilgy vote day 1
I removed a part

Did not vote Wilgy

I sussed you before
Wilgy was even lynch-killed
And your vote WAS off

Well put Captain Obvious

Reasoning aside
You vote off the Wilgy train
Auto-suspicion

Wtf really.

How does this auto-
suss make sense when six others
Were "off Wilgy train".