[GAME OVER] Chicka Chicka 1, 2, 3

[juliets]

Doesn't the coffee melt the ice cream?

[Ricochet]

toast, coffee... marmalade, I like marmalade, porridge and uh any cereal I like all

[Elohcin]

We were just talking at dinner about what ice cream flavor to make next. It's Ephraim's turn to pick, but I'm next and I think I will pick coffee! Mmmm!

[Epignosis]

I just made some coffee and poured it over ice cream.

that is an affogato, sir.

That's Italian for "Waste of coffee."

[insertnamehere]

Voted Long Con due to a dislike of the cut of his jib.

[Long Con]

Voted Long Con due to a dislike of the cut of his jib.

I'll cut your jib.

[mention]Sloonei[/mention] SLOONEI buddy!

Maybe you should check your PMs again. I asked the host and you should have a thing.

GO AND CHECK YOUR PRIVATE MESSAGES RIGHT NOW.

I only got one use of this, and it got used. So go and look at your PMs real close and follow up if you see something.

[Ricochet]

Now I've got that feeling once again I can't explain you would not understand

[Epignosis]

Maybe vote out LC and Sloonei for their bad post office experience.

[Long Con]

Maybe vote out LC and Sloonei for their bad post office experience.

Maybe you can get your team on that. Is INH on your team?

[G-Man]

Voted Long Con due to a dislike of the cut of his jib.

I'll cut your jib.

@Sloonei SLOONEI buddy!

Maybe you should check your PMs again. I asked the host and you should have a thing.

GO AND CHECK YOUR PRIVATE MESSAGES RIGHT NOW.

I only got one use of this, and it got used. So go and look at your PMs real close and follow up if you see something.

[G-Man]

A FEW CARDS SHORT OF A FULL DECK

Chicka Chicka 1, 2, 3
Is this what you came to see?
It's over in a cinch-
Jack takes the lynch.
Hopefully the night brings a death or three.
Chicka Chicka 1, 2, 3

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JACKOFHEARTS2005 HAS BEEN LYNCHED. HE WAS #78:

# 78
Alias: The Tarot Reader
Source: There are 78 cards in a standard tarot deck.
Member Of: Sinister 6’s
Power Type: Nightly Power
Role Description: At the end of each day, you will be given a tarot card. Before the lynch post, you must tell the host if you wish to keep the card or give it to another person. You do not get to peek at the card first. Each card bestows either a gift or a curse upon the player it is revealed to.

IT IS NOW NIGHT 13. IF YOUR TEAM IS ELIGIBLE FOR A KILL TONIGHT, YOU WILL BE NOTIFIED SHORTLY IN YOUR TEAM CHAT.

ALL NIGHT ROLE POWER REQUESTS MUST BE SUBMITTED BY PRIVATE MESSAGE TO ME. TEAM KILL REQUESTS MUST COME VIA PRIVATE MESSAGE FROM A DESIGNATED MEMBER OF YOUR TEAM. TEAMS MAY ASSIGN SPECIFIC PLAYERS TO CARRY OUT THE KILL OR THEY MAY LET ONE BE CHOSEN AT RANDOM.

NIGHT 13 WILL END AROUND 9:30 PM EASTERN STANDARD TIME TOMORROW. ROLE PM'S AND TEAM KILL REQUESTS ARE DUE TO ME BY 8:30 PM TOMORROW.

[nutella]

Lol guess I broke my perfect voting streak. Actually surprised this is the first time I've missed it.

And technically an affogato is espresso, not regular coffee... and if you want to be even more prescriptivist about it, gelato rather than ice cream.

[colonialbob]

Nightkills, eh?

[Quin]

Nightkills, eh?

NO ME

[Marmot]

I just made some coffee and poured it over ice cream.

that is an affogato, sir.

That's Italian for "Waste of coffee."

It is the way of the future.

[colonialbob]

Nightkills, eh?

NO ME

It's too late I called dibs

[Made]

What you mean? I been had dibs :P

[Ricochet]

Thank you, Jack.

Nightkills, eh?

NO ME

It's too late I called dibs

I am not frightened of dying, any time will do, I don't mind. Why should I be frightened of dying? There's no reason for it, you've gotta go sometime.

[Made]

I agree. The whole respawning thing, kind makes the whole dying thing kinda lit.

Also, please don't nk me cuz the whole 2 days thing, ty

[Made]

Fyi: killing Ulams kills: 1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 8, 11, 13, 16, 18, 26, 28, 36, 38, 47, 48, 53, 57, 62, 69, 72, 77, 82, 87, 97, 99
and killing Hilberts kills:1, 5, 9, 13, 17, 21, 25, 29, 33, 37, 41, 45, 49, 53, 57, 61, 65, 69, 73, 77, 81, 85, 89, 93, 97,
so rip 1,13, 53, 57, 69, 77, and 97

[Made]

also, murdering ulams kills a shitton of evens, while killing hilberts murders a fuckton of odds. So if any evens are trying to brutally slaughter the hilberts, come thru.

[speedchuck]

Huh. There goes my free ride.

[Jackofhearts2005]

Oh God! I haven't gotten a new role. I'm really dead!

[Ricochet]

Huh. There goes my free ride.

One of these days I'm gonna cut you into little pieces.

[speedchuck]

Huh. There goes my free ride.

One of these days I'm gonna cut you into little pieces.

[Long Con]

Well, at least we'll be free of #1's murder spree quickly. Looks like Ulams are going down.

1 - active, will die
2 - ?
3 - cannot die
4 - ?
6 - ?
8 - not active
11 - ?
13 - RIP speedchuck
16 - RIP Made, assuming his bullsuit claim is true Guess we'll find out!
18 - ? ... also this role is awesome
26 - ? Is this active? Anyone cycling through the alphabet? I know there was some "include each letter" stuff a couple of days ago, but that's not the same
28 - ?
36 - already eliminated
38 - not active
47 - ? I want this role
48 - already eliminated
53 - ?
57 - not active
62 - already eliminated
69 - theoretically already eliminated (sexy song contest)
72 - ?
77 - ?
82 - ?
87 - not active
97 - ?
99 - ?

Sooo.... is anyone numbers 2, 4, 6, 11, 18, 28, 47, 53, 72, 77, 82, 97, or 99, and would like us to change the night poll?

[Jackofhearts2005]

Speed is voting to kill his own damn near unkillable role?

[speedchuck]

Speed is voting to kill his own damn near unkillable role?

I get killed by either choice. It isn't super fair.

[G-Man]

MEANWHILE...

"SO I TOLD THEM THE NIGHT POLL WAS GOING TO KILL OFF ONE OR THE OTHER SET OF NUMBERS TO SPEED THINGS ALONG AND THEY BELIEVED ME! HA-HA! HA! HA!" The conference room next to the simulation chamber erupted into laughter. Most of it was THE GAME but the two humans inside found it amusing as well.

"How many fell for your trick?" Sergeant Major Sharp asked.

"ONLY A FEW. BUT THEN AGAIN, ONLY A FEW OF YOUR RECRUITS SEEM VERY INTERESTED."

"Elaborate on that if you would please," Sergeant Major Johnson said. "You say we're about halfway through Stage 1. We'd like to give the General as detailed a report as possible."

"PARTICIPATION HAS BEEN SPOTTY. YOU'D THINK THAT BEING TRAPPED IN A SIMULATION WOULD LEAVE THEM WITH NOTHING BETTER TO DO BUT THIS IS ONLY A CLASS 3 GALAXY MIND YOU. NOTHING SURPRISES ME ANYMORE WHEN IT COMES TO YOUR SPECIES' ABILITY TO DISAPPOINT."

"But you said there's at least one team that looks promising?" asked Sharp.

"OH YES. THEY'VE PROVEN TO BE QUITE AMBITIOUS. DECEPTION, TREACHERY, DEAL-MAKING. THEY'VE ALL BUT TAKEN FULL CONTROL OF THE SIMULATION."

"Then why not end it now and bring those soldiers on board?" asked Johnson.

"BECAUSE THEY'RE GETTING ARROGANT AND SELF-ASSURED. THEY THINK THEY'VE GOT THIS IN THE BAG. NOW, TO BE FAIR, THERE ARE TWO OR THREE TEAMS THAT HAVE A LOW PROBABILITY OF SUCCEEDING AT THIS POINT. NON-PARTICIPATION AND LIMITED NUMBERS ON CERTAIN TEAMS IS REALLY HANDING THE SIMULATION OVER TO THIS GROUP. BUT WE STILL HAVE A FEW WRENCHES TO THROW IN THEIR WORKS. I WANT TO SEE HOW THEY HANDLE ADVERSITY."

"Very well," Sharp said. "Let's proceed and schedule another debriefing when we're 75% complete with Stage 1."

"AS YOU WISH."

[Ricochet]

Did they expect us to treat them with any respect?

[Long Con]

This looks promising.

[speedchuck]

Looks like broken promises, actually. Not that I'm complaining.

I'm totally complaining.

[DrWilgy]

I am.

[Ricochet]

Together we stand, divided we fall.

[Quin]

yay death?

[insertnamehere]

WEREWOLF BAR MITZVAH
SPOOKY SCARY
BOYS BECOMING MEN
MEN BECOMING WOLVES

[G-Man]

THAT WAS JUST YOUR LIFE

All the sniffling going on was enough to drive one mad. Long Con's obsessive freaking over each sniffle only made matters worse. It was only a matter of time before someone snapped.

It just happened to be one of the Fatal 5's, and he took his anger out on Quin.

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The Lone Gunman was getting tired of it as well but he was also frustrated over last night's failure. All evening, he practiced his technique. Jump. Flip. Crouch. Rise. Stab.

Over and over he practiced his form. Satisfied that he was doing nothing wrong, he went out into the night to prove himself.

He talked the rooftops of the town in search of two victims. Sure enough, he found two unfortunate souls out for a stroll. He sprung into action.

He jumped into the air.

He flipped with the skill of an acrobat.

He crouched as he landed between his targets.

He rose tall and proud.

He stabbed with all the hate and malice in his heart.

Even though Elohcin died a slow and painful death, The Lone Gunmen spent the rest of his night pondering why his other target walked away unscathed.

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Across town, an Obnoxious Odd sulked in his own failure to complete a kill. Strange things were afoot indeed.

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QUIN WAS KILLED BY THE FATAL 5'S
ELOHCIN WAS KILLED BY #1

IT IS NOW DAY 14.
YOU HAVE 48 HOURS TO LYNCH SOMEONE.

JACKOFHEARTS2005, QUIN, AND ELOHCIN ARE NOT LYNCHABLE TODAY BECAUSE THEY JUST REANIMATED.

[Sloonei]

Bogus, not enough carnage.

[Jackofhearts2005]

Hahahahaha I'm invincible!








For the day anyway.

[Sloonei]

colonialbob wants to die, right?

[Ricochet]

Mother, do you think they'll figure out?

Mother, do you think they'll then move out?

Mother, do you think MP is numbeeeer one?

Mother, DO WE REALLY NEED 48 HOURS FOR ALL THESE DAYS?

Ooooh, baby

Is it just as waste of time?

[juliets]

Bogus, not enough carnage.

It seemed like he did yesterday. I'll just wait a little to see if we hear something from him today.

[colonialbob]

colonialbob wants to die, right?

I would slightly prefer to be NKed but yeah.

[Long Con]

Bob it is then

[Ricochet]

You can't stop what has begun. Signed, sealed, they deliver oblivion.

We all have a dark side, to say the least and dealing in death is the nature of the beast.

[Elohcin]

Well that totall sucks.

[Elohcin]

Totally**

[Long Con]

Well that totall sucks.

RIP Elohcin.

[Elohcin]

I only reated for a sec. I'm back and reqdy to play. But not so happy with my position

[juliets]

ok c-bob.