[GAME OVER] Chicka Chicka 1, 2, 3

[Sloonei]

alternatively, we could just absolve you of your impotent role.

[G-Man]

A WHOLE LOT OF NOTHING

5) If the lynch poll is tied, there will be no lynch. Votes matter.

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NOBODY WAS LYNCHED.

IT IS NOW DAY 17.

YOU HAVE 48 HOURS TO (HOPEFULLY) LYNCH SOMEONE.

[Epignosis]

[Sloonei]

Voting INH since he hates his role

[speedchuck]

There's still time for you to be one of the good guys instead of just coasting to the most boring possible win thanks to an overpowered role, Speed.

That's up to you guys.

[Epignosis]

[Quin]

can i play ffxiv now

[Sloonei]

can i play ffxiv now

nope

[Quin]

can i play ffxiv now

nope

*Sloonei*

[insertnamehere]

as someone with a completely impotent role, I'm choosing to prioritize obstructing the gameplay of people that annoy me, namely the primes + sloonei.

what did i do!?

Switch your vote from Speed to JoH which ruined my little gambit and lead to no one getting lynched, and speedchuck remaining in the game.

Hey Epignosis. You've smarmed off about not caring about winning the game due to its inherent inferiority. Care to put your money where your mouth is by eliminating Speedchuck and removing a broken, overpowered part of the game that'll make it more tolerable for the rest of us?

[insertnamehere]

There's still time for you to be one of the good guys instead of just coasting to the most boring possible win thanks to an overpowered role, Speed.

That's up to you guys.

Not when you refuse to vote for yourself, and instead vote for your competitor. You can't actively fight your own lynch and pull the "objectivity" schtick.

You winning the game as number #13 is like Lance Armstrong winning the Tour De France.

[Sloonei]

as someone with a completely impotent role, I'm choosing to prioritize obstructing the gameplay of people that annoy me, namely the primes + sloonei.

what did i do!?

Switch your vote from Speed to JoH which ruined my little gambit and lead to no one getting lynched, and speedchuck remaining in the game.

Hey Epignosis. You've smarmed off about not caring about winning the game due to its inherent inferiority. Care to put your money where your mouth is by eliminating Speedchuck and removing a broken, overpowered part of the game that'll make it more tolerable for the rest of us?

I was about to be lynched. I did not want to be lynched.

[Sloonei]

can i play ffxiv now

nope

*Sloonei*

Quin is mafia

[insertnamehere]

as someone with a completely impotent role, I'm choosing to prioritize obstructing the gameplay of people that annoy me, namely the primes + sloonei.

what did i do!?

Switch your vote from Speed to JoH which ruined my little gambit and lead to no one getting lynched, and speedchuck remaining in the game.

Hey Epignosis. You've smarmed off about not caring about winning the game due to its inherent inferiority. Care to put your money where your mouth is by eliminating Speedchuck and removing a broken, overpowered part of the game that'll make it more tolerable for the rest of us?

I was about to be lynched. I did not want to be lynched.

I was attempting to get the people voting for you to switch their votes. This would have resulted in you not getting lynched, and speed being eliminated.

Instead you got skittish, and fucked everyone, including yourself over.

Of course, I didn't expect eleventh hour aggressively irreverent Epignosis.

[Quin]

can i play ffxiv now

nope

*Sloonei*

Quin is mafia

we're all mafia you asshole

[Epignosis]

as someone with a completely impotent role, I'm choosing to prioritize obstructing the gameplay of people that annoy me, namely the primes + sloonei.

what did i do!?

Switch your vote from Speed to JoH which ruined my little gambit and lead to no one getting lynched, and speedchuck remaining in the game.

Hey Epignosis. You've smarmed off about not caring about winning the game due to its inherent inferiority. Care to put your money where your mouth is by eliminating Speedchuck and removing a broken, overpowered part of the game that'll make it more tolerable for the rest of us?

I was about to be lynched. I did not want to be lynched.

I was attempting to get the people voting for you to switch their votes. This would have resulted in you not getting lynched, and speed being eliminated.

Instead you got skittish, and fucked everyone, including yourself over.

Of course, I didn't expect eleventh hour aggressively irreverent Epignosis.

Sorry I smarmed all over your plan.

[Spacedaisy]

as someone with a completely impotent role, I'm choosing to prioritize obstructing the gameplay of people that annoy me, namely the primes + sloonei.

what did i do!?

Switch your vote from Speed to JoH which ruined my little gambit and lead to no one getting lynched, and speedchuck remaining in the game.

Hey Epignosis. You've smarmed off about not caring about winning the game due to its inherent inferiority. Care to put your money where your mouth is by eliminating Speedchuck and removing a broken, overpowered part of the game that'll make it more tolerable for the rest of us?

I was about to be lynched. I did not want to be lynched.

I was attempting to get the people voting for you to switch their votes. This would have resulted in you not getting lynched, and speed being eliminated.

Instead you got skittish, and fucked everyone, including yourself over.

Of course, I didn't expect eleventh hour aggressively irreverent Epignosis.

Sorry I smarmed all over your plan.

Sounds messy.

[insertnamehere]

as someone with a completely impotent role, I'm choosing to prioritize obstructing the gameplay of people that annoy me, namely the primes + sloonei.

what did i do!?

Switch your vote from Speed to JoH which ruined my little gambit and lead to no one getting lynched, and speedchuck remaining in the game.

Hey Epignosis. You've smarmed off about not caring about winning the game due to its inherent inferiority. Care to put your money where your mouth is by eliminating Speedchuck and removing a broken, overpowered part of the game that'll make it more tolerable for the rest of us?

I was about to be lynched. I did not want to be lynched.

I was attempting to get the people voting for you to switch their votes. This would have resulted in you not getting lynched, and speed being eliminated.

Instead you got skittish, and fucked everyone, including yourself over.

Of course, I didn't expect eleventh hour aggressively irreverent Epignosis.

Sorry I smarmed all over your plan.

Eliminating Speed wasn't even for my benefit, it was a quality of life thing. Like, Speedchuck and his role being around are actively polluting the game, hurting all of us, and I attempted to try and fix that.

Did you read my earlier offer to you, Epi?

[Quin]

as someone with a completely impotent role, I'm choosing to prioritize obstructing the gameplay of people that annoy me, namely the primes + sloonei.

what did i do!?

Switch your vote from Speed to JoH which ruined my little gambit and lead to no one getting lynched, and speedchuck remaining in the game.

Hey Epignosis. You've smarmed off about not caring about winning the game due to its inherent inferiority. Care to put your money where your mouth is by eliminating Speedchuck and removing a broken, overpowered part of the game that'll make it more tolerable for the rest of us?

I was about to be lynched. I did not want to be lynched.

I was attempting to get the people voting for you to switch their votes. This would have resulted in you not getting lynched, and speed being eliminated.

Instead you got skittish, and fucked everyone, including yourself over.

Of course, I didn't expect eleventh hour aggressively irreverent Epignosis.

Sorry I smarmed all over your plan.

Eliminating Speed wasn't even for my benefit, it was a quality of life thing. Like, Speedchuck and his role being around are actively polluting the game, hurting all of us, and I attempted to try and fix that.

Did you read my earlier offer to you, Epi?

Why don't you just murder his ass all serious like?

[Sloonei]

as someone with a completely impotent role, I'm choosing to prioritize obstructing the gameplay of people that annoy me, namely the primes + sloonei.

what did i do!?

Switch your vote from Speed to JoH which ruined my little gambit and lead to no one getting lynched, and speedchuck remaining in the game.

Hey Epignosis. You've smarmed off about not caring about winning the game due to its inherent inferiority. Care to put your money where your mouth is by eliminating Speedchuck and removing a broken, overpowered part of the game that'll make it more tolerable for the rest of us?

I was about to be lynched. I did not want to be lynched.

I was attempting to get the people voting for you to switch their votes. This would have resulted in you not getting lynched, and speed being eliminated.

Instead you got skittish, and fucked everyone, including yourself over.

Of course, I didn't expect eleventh hour aggressively irreverent Epignosis.

Sorry I smarmed all over your plan.

Eliminating Speed wasn't even for my benefit, it was a quality of life thing. Like, Speedchuck and his role being around are actively polluting the game, hurting all of us, and I attempted to try and fix that.

Did you read my earlier offer to you, Epi?

I did not observe this happening. I saw a pile of votes on me that were not moving and an absent speedchuck

[Sloonei]

can i play ffxiv now

nope

*Sloonei*

Quin is mafia

we're all mafia you asshole

Except me. I'm the serial killer.

[Quin]

can i play ffxiv now

nope

*Sloonei*

Quin is mafia

we're all mafia you asshole

Except me. I'm the serial killer.

*Sloonei*

[insertnamehere]

what did i do!?

Switch your vote from Speed to JoH which ruined my little gambit and lead to no one getting lynched, and speedchuck remaining in the game.

Hey Epignosis. You've smarmed off about not caring about winning the game due to its inherent inferiority. Care to put your money where your mouth is by eliminating Speedchuck and removing a broken, overpowered part of the game that'll make it more tolerable for the rest of us?

I was about to be lynched. I did not want to be lynched.

I was attempting to get the people voting for you to switch their votes. This would have resulted in you not getting lynched, and speed being eliminated.

Instead you got skittish, and fucked everyone, including yourself over.

Of course, I didn't expect eleventh hour aggressively irreverent Epignosis.

Sorry I smarmed all over your plan.

Eliminating Speed wasn't even for my benefit, it was a quality of life thing. Like, Speedchuck and his role being around are actively polluting the game, hurting all of us, and I attempted to try and fix that.

Did you read my earlier offer to you, Epi?

Why don't you just murder his ass all serious like?

Due to the sunk-cost fallacy, I'd like to win this game. I can't do that if I murder Speed. That's why I asked Epi, who swaggered in saying specifically that he doesn't care about winning, if he'd eliminate Speed in an heroic act of self-sacrifice. Or, alternatively, a middle finger to G-Man for writing role #13 in the first place. Either one'll work for me.

[colonialbob]

Wolves is speedchuck, speedchuck, speedchuck, and speedchuck.

[insertnamehere]

what did i do!?

Switch your vote from Speed to JoH which ruined my little gambit and lead to no one getting lynched, and speedchuck remaining in the game.

Hey Epignosis. You've smarmed off about not caring about winning the game due to its inherent inferiority. Care to put your money where your mouth is by eliminating Speedchuck and removing a broken, overpowered part of the game that'll make it more tolerable for the rest of us?

I was about to be lynched. I did not want to be lynched.

I was attempting to get the people voting for you to switch their votes. This would have resulted in you not getting lynched, and speed being eliminated.

Instead you got skittish, and fucked everyone, including yourself over.

Of course, I didn't expect eleventh hour aggressively irreverent Epignosis.

Sorry I smarmed all over your plan.

Eliminating Speed wasn't even for my benefit, it was a quality of life thing. Like, Speedchuck and his role being around are actively polluting the game, hurting all of us, and I attempted to try and fix that.

Did you read my earlier offer to you, Epi?

I did not observe this happening. I saw a pile of votes on me that were not moving and an absent speedchuck

There was still time. If you switched at like two minutes before EOD, I couldn't have blamed you. Instead, you were the domino that fell over first, leading to an EOD clusterfuck where no one was even goddamn lynched at all.

[colonialbob]

Also I've already volunteered to be the hammer on speed. Just need the votes to allow me to do so.

[Epignosis]

Did you read my earlier offer to you, Epi?

I must've missed it.

[insertnamehere]

full disclosure: i'd really like a new role, and i'm hoping that if i yell at enough people, they'll get annoyed enough to kill me.

[insertnamehere]

Did you read my earlier offer to you, Epi?

I must've missed it.

poser

[colonialbob]

(Tbh my primary goal is for whoever killed me in my last role to not win the game because seriously I'm so pissed)

[insertnamehere]

does this mean that epi can't spout his "i don't even care if i win" spiel in any "fake mafia" game he willingly signs up for ever again?

[insertnamehere]

(Tbh my primary goal is for whoever killed me in my last role to not win the game because seriously I'm so pissed)

It was Elochin. She was on Lucky 7's, and was seemingly the only other member active than myself. I didn't send in your name for a kill, so trusty ol' process of elimination says...

[Epignosis]

does this mean that epi can't spout his "i don't even care if i win" spiel in any "fake mafia" game he willingly signs up for ever again?

It doesn't mean anything other than I like watching the world burn.

[Quin]

(Tbh my primary goal is for whoever killed me in my last role to not win the game because seriously I'm so pissed)

What kind of role was it?

[Sloonei]

full disclosure: i'd really like a new role, and i'm hoping that if i yell at enough people, they'll get annoyed enough to kill me.

i got ur back fam

[Long Con]

full disclosure: i'd really like a new role, and i'm hoping that if i yell at enough people, they'll get annoyed enough to kill me.

i got ur back fam

Don't be too hasty.

[insertnamehere]

does this mean that epi can't spout his "i don't even care if i win" spiel in any "fake mafia" game he willingly signs up for ever again?

It doesn't mean anything other than I like watching the world burn.

Translation: I get to call him a poser every time he says it.

[colonialbob]

(Tbh my primary goal is for whoever killed me in my last role to not win the game because seriously I'm so pissed)

What kind of role was it?

Bill Murray.

Even THE GAME said he was sad to see me die because he wanted to see it in action.

[nutella]

what the hell happened here

[insertnamehere]

does this mean that epi can't spout his "i don't even care if i win" spiel in any "fake mafia" game he willingly signs up for ever again?

It doesn't mean anything other than I like watching the world burn.

By not eliminating Speedchuck, all you're doing is ensuring he'll win the game, or screw a single person over. That ain't exactly world burning material. And you sound less cool when you say that than you think you do.

[insertnamehere]

what the hell happened here

So basically:

one third of the players are primes and are dominating the game, one third have no idea what's going on and don't particularly care, and are treating this game as essentially one big joke, one sixth have overpowered roles that they're using to fuck with people, and the remaining sixth are trying to organize people in some proactive or at least entertaining way and failing miserably.

[Epignosis]

does this mean that epi can't spout his "i don't even care if i win" spiel in any "fake mafia" game he willingly signs up for ever again?

It doesn't mean anything other than I like watching the world burn.

Translation: I get to call him a poser every time he says it.

Call me whatever suits you. I didn't do what I did to try to win or gain an advantage. I popped in and stirred the pot because I had nothing else to do at the moment (the NBA game I was watching had ended). I saw there was a tie, and I decided to break it. If somebody had a plan and I took a dump all over it, then even better.

[Epignosis]

If I have any regret right now, it's that I left my beer downstairs.

[insertnamehere]

poser

[Epignosis]

poser

Anything but.

[insertnamehere]

that was like the fifth time you chose to not respond to what I said, by the way.

[insertnamehere]

THE THING I AM TRYING TO GET EPIGNOSIS TO RESPOND TO

Hey Epignosis. You've smarmed off about not caring about winning the game due to its inherent inferiority. Care to put your money where your mouth is by eliminating Speedchuck and removing a broken, overpowered part of the game that'll make it more tolerable for the rest of us?

HERE'S HIM QUOTING PART OF IT WHILE BEING FACEITOUS

Sorry I smarmed all over your plan.

AND HERE'S WHAT HE SAYS WHEN I QUESTION HIM ON IT

Did you read my earlier offer to you, Epi?

I must've missed it.

Translation: Epignosis is refusing to answer my goddamn post, and he most likely sees himself as very clever for doing so. He's also still a poser.

[Long Con]

I'm convinced. *vote Epignosis*

[Quin]

this game has been cracked wide open

[insertnamehere]

I can get on board with the Primes winning the game even if I'm not one of them if they choose to lynch people that irritate me.

Just putting forth that offer.