[GAME OVER] Chicka Chicka 1, 2, 3

[insertnamehere]

I've been stuck on shitty teams, in (mostly) shitty roles for the entire game, fighting against the dominant alliance despite knowing I'll probably lose. I still try my hardest. I may constantly complain, but at least I don't give up.

[Long Con]

We're all still Standing. Whatchoo want boi? I'm really happy for you that you got the coolest secret role, and have had lots of power to flex, but you would laugh at my role. It doesn't make me win.

Give me a strategy that makes me win and I'll listen. And you can't judge my earnestness.

[insertnamehere]

Why is it that people on the Syndicate can't play LTS or LMS games without either acting like townies and dauntlessly supporting one team/group of people, or giving up at some point?

Is it too much to ask that people in a fucking Last Team Standing game earnestly try to win for their actual team?

inh who are you even talking about here

Multiple people including yourself.

You were working with the Primes because, to use your own words, they were nice to you and you knew them from previous games. They killed sig and Epi, your two teammates, and you still worked with them. I have bent over backwards trying to get you to turn on them by pointing out the obvious: they won't let you win. And now you're saying you don't care about winning? That you're perfectly willing to sacrifice your own game and your teammates games? That playing this way is something you both enjoy and respect?

I'm sorry, but everything you've said is a load of horsepucky.

I honestly cannot fathom your mindset.

[insertnamehere]

We're all still Standing. Whatchoo want boi? I'm really happy for you that you got the coolest secret role, and have had lots of power to flex, but you would laugh at my role. It doesn't make me win.

Give me a strategy that makes me win and I'll listen. And you can't judge my earnestness.

You aren't on the Primes.

You cannot win with the Primes.

Therefore, you have no reason to support the Primes.

Therefore, you need to eliminate the Primes to win.

Therefore, you should vote against the Primes if you'd like to win.

Occam's Razor.

[insertnamehere]

I'm gonna go to bed before Long Con agitates me further.

[Quin]

I've had lots of fun in this game. I pretended to be a evil Dombot with insatiable bloodlust, put on my red coat and sang Christmas carols, died a bunch of times, coaxed Ricochet into killing me on the very last night phase, and almost got to commit mass suicide with half the player base. It's been a wild ride.

[Kylemii]

Why is it that people on the Syndicate can't play LTS or LMS games without either acting like townies and dauntlessly supporting one team/group of people, or giving up at some point?

Is it too much to ask that people in a fucking Last Team Standing game earnestly try to win for their actual team?

inh who are you even talking about here

Multiple people including yourself.

You were working with the Primes because, to use your own words, they were nice to you and you knew them from previous games. They killed sig and Epi, your two teammates, and you still worked with them. I have bent over backwards trying to get you to turn on them by pointing out the obvious: they won't let you win. And now you're saying you don't care about winning? That you're perfectly willing to sacrifice your own game and your teammates games? That playing this way is something you both enjoy and respect?

I'm sorry, but everything you've said is a load of horsepucky.

I honestly cannot fathom your mindset.

Ugh I spent like 30 minutes responding to this and then my phone died and i lost everything. I'll just summarize my points.

I think your perspective is skewed. I don't think as many people are acting like sheep as you think they are.

LC is probably the primest of non-primes but i think you're crazy if you think for a second that he hasn't thought about how he could pull off a solo win at least once. He even began to barter to lynch me and save you in exchange for a promise that you wouldn't kill him. iirc you flipped him off. maybe you thought he was bluffing but I don't think he was.

as for me.... I don't understand why you think I'm laying back and letting the primes win. What part of any of my words or actions signify to you that I'm trying to be a passive player in this. What makes you think I care about what the primes will or won't let me do? Do you think I spared your life to help the primes win?

[Kylemii]

My motivations have changed throughout the course of the game. I've made suboptimal choices more than once. I've probably even lied a couple times?

When you were trying to get me lynched you accused me of trying to play both sides but now the only part of that that matters is that I've at times been playing with the side you don't agree with and it.... pains me a little, because I know that lens is the same lens you're viewing this game through and I think it's probably a cycle.

I know I've only been here for a little while compared to the rest of you (except spirityo) but I'm having a great time with this game and I'm sad that you're not enjoying it as much as you could be.

You're a serial killer in a last team standing game dude, that's cool as shit, I'd kill to have your role.

[nutella]

whümst ∂e heckke is prymhe....

[sprityo]

sometimes you click spare

Sometimes you do a dumb choice

If INH hasn’t mentioned that his kill was going to be stolen, I don’t think you would’ve let him live.

You’re just saving yourself again

[sprityo]

But hey that’s just my opinion looking at it

I don’t know what your real intentions are

[Kylemii]

sometimes you click spare

Sometimes you do a dumb choice

If INH hasn’t mentioned that his kill was going to be stolen, I don’t think you would’ve let him live.

You’re just saving yourself again

Inh makes a lot of huge posts, I can't be faulted for skimming some of them. :o

[Kylemii]

If I understand his power right he has a 1/3 chance of taking care of the power stealer during the next odd night. If he dies before then then he's soaked up a kill that could have been aimed at anyone else

[Kylemii]

I probably *don't* understand his power though

[sprityo]

He also might die tonight

[Kylemii]

would it surprise you to learn that I don't always think through the consequences of my actions

[Long Con]

If INH hasn’t mentioned that his kill was going to be stolen, I don’t think you would’ve let him live.

Oh snap Kyle, is that why you did it?

[Kylemii]

Actually no, but at least now I understand why INH still thinks I'm "letting the primes win"

[Kylemii]

When I moved my vote to MP in order to spare INH's life, I made a mistake. I didn't put into consideration that the primes have a chain around INH's serial killer neck every other night. I also forgot that the 5 kill is still under prime control.

So....... In light of those recent and probably fatal errors, I've decided to put together a little insurance policy/parting shot. In the event of my tragic death, I believe my role will become evident in one way or another. If this happens I'd ask anyone interested in winning to decode this following message using the text of my role-description as a cereal box styled secret decoder ring.

10th word, 2nd letter
4th word, 2nd letter
6th word, 3rd letter
15th word, 4th letter
4th word, 2nd letter
1st word, 1st letter
3rd word, 3rd letter
2nd word, 2nd letter
4th word, 3rd letter
10th word, 1st letter
4th word, 2nd letter
6th word, 3rd letter
4th word, 4th letter
24th word, 4th letter
16th word, 1st letter
2nd word 3rd letter
1st word, 2nd letter
4th word, 2nd letter
6th word, 3rd letter
31st word, 3rd letter
6th word, 2nd letter
2nd word, 1st letter
16th word, 3rd letter
3rd word, 2nd letter
3rd word, 4th letter

[Kylemii]

[mention]sprityo[/mention], my gift to you.

[G-Man]

[Quin]

punch buggy rainbow!

[Long Con]

When I moved my vote to MP in order to spare INH's life, I made a mistake. I didn't put into consideration that the primes have a chain around INH's serial killer neck every other night. I also forgot that the 5 kill is still under prime control.

So....... In light of those recent and probably fatal errors, I've decided to put together a little insurance policy/parting shot. In the event of my tragic death, I believe my role will become evident in one way or another. If this happens I'd ask anyone interested in winning to decode this following message using the text of my role-description as a cereal box styled secret decoder ring.

10th word, 2nd letter
4th word, 2nd letter
6th word, 3rd letter
15th word, 4th letter
4th word, 2nd letter
1st word, 1st letter
3rd word, 3rd letter
2nd word, 2nd letter
4th word, 3rd letter
10th word, 1st letter
4th word, 2nd letter
6th word, 3rd letter
4th word, 4th letter
24th word, 4th letter
16th word, 1st letter
2nd word 3rd letter
1st word, 2nd letter
4th word, 2nd letter
6th word, 3rd letter
31st word, 3rd letter
6th word, 2nd letter
2nd word, 1st letter
16th word, 3rd letter
3rd word, 2nd letter
3rd word, 4th letter

You put lot of work into that that I'm not willing to match.

[G-Man]

TWO OUT OF THREE AIN'T BAD BUT ONE OUT OF THREE IS JUST SAD

"Oh my gosh!"

"No way!"

"I cannot believe that just happened!"

These and more exclamations erupted within The Overlook as the night's events unfolded. It was an astonishing turn of events that left everyone wondering what this meant for the simulation's balance and outcome.

Insertnamehere materialized at the entry point with a gasp. Rather than retch and wail like others had, he immediately sat up and looked around him. He crawled over to a chair and watched the entry point expectantly. As the minutes ticked by, his countenance drooped and shifted into a scowl.

"Un-$#&*ing-believable!" he howled. "Those idiots down there really can't do anything right! Somebody get me a stiff drink. I want to let this feeling fester for a while before I move on."

------------------------------

INSERTNAMEHERE WAS KILLED BY THE FATAL 5'S.

[G-Man]

[G-Man]

IT IS NOW NIGHT 31.

THE PERILOUS PRIMES ARE SCHEDULED TO KILL TONIGHT. KILL STEAL ELIGIBILITY FLOWS AS SUCH:

1. CRAZY 8'S
2. FATAL 5'S / SINISTER 6'S
3. OBNOXIOUS ODDS
4. EVIL EVENS
5. LUCKY 7'S
6. NASTY 9'S



AN INDEPENDENT FACTION HAS BEEN ELIMINATED.



ALL NIGHT ROLE POWER REQUESTS MUST BE SUBMITTED BY PRIVATE MESSAGE TO ME. TEAM KILL REQUESTS AND KILL STEAL REQUESTS MUST COME VIA PRIVATE MESSAGE FROM A DESIGNATED MEMBER OF YOUR TEAM. TEAMS MAY ASSIGN SPECIFIC PLAYERS TO CARRY OUT THE KILL OR THEY MAY LET ONE BE CHOSEN AT RANDOM.

NIGHT 31 WILL END AROUND 9:30 PM EASTERN STANDARD TIME TOMORROW. ROLE PM'S AND TEAM KILL REQUESTS ARE DUE TO ME BY 8:30 PM TOMORROW.

[Kylemii]

Did everyone target inh?

[speedchuck]

WHO TRIED TO KILL ME

I AM STILL INVINCIBLE SUCKERS

[Quin]

WHO TRIED TO KILL ME

I AM STILL INVINCIBLE SUCKERS

#iremember

[Quin]

wasnt me tho i swear on me mum kk

[Kylemii]

Thank you for proving my anxiety wrong, 5.

I'm a little disappointed that my parting shot turned out to be 40 minutes of wasted time but whatever this is fine too. Also I guess it's night time again? Wild.

[Long Con]

WHO TRIED TO KILL ME

I AM STILL INVINCIBLE SUCKERS

Really? Nice!

[Quin]

WHO TRIED TO KILL ME

I AM STILL INVINCIBLE SUCKERS

Really? Nice!

He must have found my stash of hidden immunity idols.

[speedchuck]

WHO TRIED TO KILL ME

I AM STILL INVINCIBLE SUCKERS

Really? Nice!

He must have found my stash of hidden immunity idols.

Not far off

[Kylemii]

@primes you've worked hard to protect the secret I hid in the coded message, and I respect that, so I'm not going to tell anyone. The coded message doesn't have to come into play unless I die and I guess... you're in charge of making that choice.

I have no idea if the thing that happens/stops happening when I die works the way I think it does, but if it does work that way then I'm sure the remaining non primes would probably be willing to put in the work to decode the identity of the 3rd living prime that's done such a great job at distancing.

[Kylemii]

So I guess what I'm saying in kind of a vague, almost blackmail-like manner is that I'm prepared to cooperate.

[Sloonei]

WHO TRIED TO KILL ME

I AM STILL INVINCIBLE SUCKERS

[Tangrowth]

[Long Con]

Three Living Primes? But it's not even Christmas yet!

[sprityo]

Honestly I haven’t even attempted to decode that

[sprityo]

So why is it night time again?

[Quin]

Three Living Primes? But it's not even Christmas yet!

Wait, you mean there are people who didn't know that?

[sprityo]

Three Living Primes? But it's not even Christmas yet!

Wait, you mean there are people who didn't know that?

Wait, it’s not Christmas?

[Quin]

Three Living Primes? But it's not even Christmas yet!

Wait, you mean there are people who didn't know that?

Wait, it’s not Christmas?

It's hard to say. Every inch of where I live is covered in shitty Christmas decorations. IT'S NOT EVEN DECEMBER, PEOPLE.

[Kylemii]

Honestly I haven’t even attempted to decode that

There's nothing to decode unless I die. Don't cheat and figure it out before I'm dead that takes the fun out of it. :[

[colonialbob]

"I'll show you 24 hour days, you ingrates"

-THE GAME, probably

[sprityo]

Honestly I haven’t even attempted to decode that

There's nothing to decode unless I die. Don't cheat and figure it out before I'm dead that takes the fun out of it. :[

I can imagine myself actually doing this

We’ll see how I feel about it tomorrow

[Kylemii]

Honestly I haven’t even attempted to decode that

There's nothing to decode unless I die. Don't cheat and figure it out before I'm dead that takes the fun out of it. :[

I can imagine myself actually doing this

We’ll see how I feel about it tomorrow

It'd take like ten minutes, it's like a.... 10 letter long message at most.

[Kylemii]

@primes

turns out there's actually no risk to killing me so do as you please, love you.

[Long Con]

I feel like they'll likely kill someone who has not ever shown the inclination to work with them. Probably sprityo I guess, since he was not lynchable.