Vanilla Mafia - [MELTED]

[Epignosis]

Sloonei is subject to some of the most inexplicable lynches I ever see with a frequency that is bizarre. This would be another example. People are terrible at reading him.

Why is that?

Your case against him is based heavily on his treatment of you in ways that remind me of every wrong case you’ve ever rendered against me (other than “making things happen” which mean nothing to me). He is playing his token civilian game the way he always plays it, and it doesn’t look inauthentic. He hears this shit in every game, that his questions are only there to look a part or that he isn’t really hunting or whatever. It’s almost always wrong. It’s why he gets lynched in every game I host — I’m the only one that seems to understand consistently and I have to tell people to stop it.

If he’s bad this time then hooray I’m a doofus, but I haven’t seen a single compelling reason to think so.

When he's bad, is he incapable of doing those things?

Yuck. You are bad.

Thanks, Prince of Fuck Mountain.

[MafiaMenace]

honestly a sloonei lynch isnt the worst thing that could happen lbr

im fine with letting it rand

Bad attitude x2

thats just you not wanting to die
so dont be like that

you could easily prevent it yourself and you know exactly how but you dont want to
even though mechanically, if you are a ml, and nutella is as well, whats the difference

Not necessarily. I'd think I'm a bad lynch if I was a neutral observer, and angling for a tie is a bad strategy 99 times out of 100. Why on earth would any civilian want to strip themselves of the chance to determine the outcome of a lynch?

And I could vote for nutella, but I am an invested participant of this game and I think she's a bad lynch. I'm voting for Epignosis.

i never said a tie was my goal
i said i was fine with it
id rather nutella be lynched but you arent the worst option i can think of here

it is way better than epi or nova, 2 big wagons before

Is there more to your town read of Epi than what you've already shared?

well other than an innocent tone, which really doesnt matter here
no

[Sloonei]

Sloonei is subject to some of the most inexplicable lynches I ever see with a frequency that is bizarre. This would be another example. People are terrible at reading him.

Why is that?

Your case against him is based heavily on his treatment of you in ways that remind me of every wrong case you’ve ever rendered against me (other than “making things happen” which mean nothing to me). He is playing his token civilian game the way he always plays it, and it doesn’t look inauthentic. He hears this shit in every game, that his questions are only there to look a part or that he isn’t really hunting or whatever. It’s almost always wrong. It’s why he gets lynched in every game I host — I’m the only one that seems to understand consistently and I have to tell people to stop it.

If he’s bad this time then hooray I’m a doofus, but I haven’t seen a single compelling reason to think so.

When he's bad, is he incapable of doing those things?

Yuck. You are bad.

Thanks, Prince of Fuck Mountain.

[reywaS]

Love him for now.

Next up:

Nutella

[Epignosis]

When he's bad, is he incapable of doing those things?

1. I haven’t seen him so effectively mimick himself that way before. The best he’s done was probably his champions tournament qualifier, but those people couldn’t even know what was being mimicked.

2. I don’t think that’s the right question to ask. Capability and truth don’t share a ton of space in the Venn Diagram of the universe.

Then let's try a different question:

If I were to move my vote, where would you have me move it?

And don't be a smart ass.

[novaselinenever]

Meat slab anyone?

[Sloonei]

well other than an innocent tone, which really doesnt matter here
no

What does "an innocent tone" mean?
And is there anything that could convince you he's bad?

[G-Man]

Lynch her.


reywaS

[Sloonei]

Meat slab anyone?

what does this mean? also why do all of your reads exist?

[Sloonei]

I'm committing to my Not Lynching Nutella stance. Even if it means I die, a man's gotta have a code.

[Epignosis]

Meat slab anyone?

what does this mean? also why do all of your reads exist?

You died before it became a thing.

[reywaS]

Lynch her.


reywaS

[novaselinenever]

Meat slab anyone?

what does this mean? also why do all of your reads exist?

CFD, lol. I thought it was the new term around here, 'cause I was corrected the last time I used the traditional one.

[G-Man]

Love him.

Sloonei

[novaselinenever]

They exist because I read the thread and formed opinions.

[Epignosis]

I'm committing to my Not Lynching Nutella stance. Even if it means I die, a man's gotta have a code.

I am willing to change my vote. I lack convictions. I'm fake. I'm a hedger. A fake hedger.

[novaselinenever]

I'm committing to my Not Lynching Nutella stance. Even if it means I die, a man's gotta have a code.

Admirable.

[JaggedJimmyJay]

When he's bad, is he incapable of doing those things?

1. I haven’t seen him so effectively mimick himself that way before. The best he’s done was probably his champions tournament qualifier, but those people couldn’t even know what was being mimicked.

2. I don’t think that’s the right question to ask. Capability and truth don’t share a ton of space in the Venn Diagram of the universe.

Then let's try a different question:

If I were to move my vote, where would you have me move it?

And don't be a smart ass.

Have a go at sprityo.

[MafiaMenace]

well other than an innocent tone, which really doesnt matter here
no

What does "an innocent tone" mean?
And is there anything that could convince you he's bad?

a cop check

an innocent tone would be like, pure? genuine? doesnt send red alerts

JESUS FUCK WITH THE NINJAING GUYS
I JUST WANT TO POST
LMFAO

[Sloonei]

nova would still be my next choice. We could also do worse than spacedaisy. sprityo is a town read, but not a strong one. if anyone has a compelling case on him, please share it.

[reywaS]

Love him.

Sloonei

[VOTE: Sloonei] aubergine

[Epignosis]

Voted sprityo.

[G-Man]

Love him.

Spacedaisy

[Sloonei]

PSA: please keep in mind that nutella's vote total is -1 from what the poll displays. WaywardSon's vote is still on her, but it does not count.

[Sloonei]

Voted sprityo.

why?

[novaselinenever]

nova would still be my next choice. We could also do worse than spacedaisy. sprityo is a town read, but not a strong one. if anyone has a compelling case on him, please share it.

Why are you so obsessed with me?

[novaselinenever]

j/k lol

[novaselinenever]

I'm interested to hear about your Town read on sprityo. Also your thought on his vote? Asked me about mine but never shared.

[Epignosis]

Voted sprityo.

why?

To appease the King of Fuck Mountain.

Just kidding. I don't care what he thinks.

I could move my vote back though.

[Sloonei]

nova would still be my next choice. We could also do worse than spacedaisy. sprityo is a town read, but not a strong one. if anyone has a compelling case on him, please share it.

Why are you so obsessed with me?

Because I asked for reads and you listed some names but provided no reasons for any of them.

[novaselinenever]

I'm on Sprit right now

[MafiaMenace]

the town is way too split

we need a red flip to fix this or else we arent going to work together well
the conflict with everyone's reads is awful
there is borderline no overlap

[Sloonei]

Voted sprityo.

why?

To appease the King of Fuck Mountain.

Just kidding. I don't care what he thinks.

I could move my vote back though.

This isn't an answer.

[Sloonei]

the town is way too split

we need a red flip to fix this or else we arent going to work together well
the conflict with everyone's reads is awful
there is borderline no overlap

what do you propose we do?

[G-Man]

the town is way too split

we need a red flip to fix this or else we arent going to work together well
the conflict with everyone's reads is awful
there is borderline no overlap

what do you propose we do?

Lynch JaggedJimmyJay?

[Epignosis]

Voted sprityo.

why?

To appease the King of Fuck Mountain.

Just kidding. I don't care what he thinks.

I could move my vote back though.

This isn't an answer.

I don't know why I bother writing anything.

sprityo- The guy has 18 posts, and I do not see where this happened. Would lynch.

[MafiaMenace]

the town is way too split

we need a red flip to fix this or else we arent going to work together well
the conflict with everyone's reads is awful
there is borderline no overlap

what do you propose we do?

well thats why im making that post
i have no idea
this town is so broken it feels unfixable

[Sloonei]

the town is way too split

we need a red flip to fix this or else we arent going to work together well
the conflict with everyone's reads is awful
there is borderline no overlap

what do you propose we do?

Lynch JaggedJimmyJay?

I'd prefer nutella.

[Sloonei]

the town is way too split

we need a red flip to fix this or else we arent going to work together well
the conflict with everyone's reads is awful
there is borderline no overlap

what do you propose we do?

well thats why im making that post
i have no idea
this town is so broken it feels unfixable

A good start would be not lynching me.

[novaselinenever]

nova would still be my next choice. We could also do worse than spacedaisy. sprityo is a town read, but not a strong one. if anyone has a compelling case on him, please share it.

Why are you so obsessed with me?

Because I asked for reads and you listed some names but provided no reasons for any of them.

I like rewyas shtick. It's funny and he reads genuine. It feels like in his own zone, playing the game at his own pace which is a good thing.

MM has a Luffy avy, so hard town read. How can he be scum? Doesn't make sense.

Epi unvoted me. Town af

[MafiaMenace]

the town is way too split

we need a red flip to fix this or else we arent going to work together well
the conflict with everyone's reads is awful
there is borderline no overlap

what do you propose we do?

well thats why im making that post
i have no idea
this town is so broken it feels unfixable

A good start would be not lynching me.

well im not voting you so i dont see why youre trying to change my mind here

[novaselinenever]

the town is way too split

we need a red flip to fix this or else we arent going to work together well
the conflict with everyone's reads is awful
there is borderline no overlap

what do you propose we do?

Lynch JaggedJimmyJay?

I'd prefer nutella.

I thought you were willing to die instead of lynching her?

[Sloonei]

So are we all not lynching Epi?

[Sloonei]

the town is way too split

we need a red flip to fix this or else we arent going to work together well
the conflict with everyone's reads is awful
there is borderline no overlap

what do you propose we do?

Lynch JaggedJimmyJay?

I'd prefer nutella.

I thought you were willing to die instead of lynching her?

exactly.

[Sloonei]

the town is way too split

we need a red flip to fix this or else we arent going to work together well
the conflict with everyone's reads is awful
there is borderline no overlap

what do you propose we do?

well thats why im making that post
i have no idea
this town is so broken it feels unfixable

A good start would be not lynching me.

well im not voting you so i dont see why youre trying to change my mind here

I'm not, I'm just sayin'. Not lynching nutella would also help, for what it's worth.

[novaselinenever]

I'm not

linki - so the I prefer nutella isn't, "I prefer to lynch her over JJJ"?

[JaggedJimmyJay]

[VOTE: sprityo] aubergine

[MafiaMenace]

So are we all not lynching Epi?

we arent

everyone post a basic scumlist and we'll go from there on the most agreeable lynch

[Sloonei]

[VOTE: Spacedaisy] aubergine, anyone?

[MafiaMenace]

JJJ
nutella

heres mine

quote this post with yours

we need to fix this