The Polka Heist [GAME OVER]

[Quin]

The lynch post should be up by 10:00. You folks sure know how to make my life difficult.

I have no idea what 10:00 means. =p

15 mins I think?

[timmer]

If creature flips town, who do you think was being saved, Sig?

[Sloonei]

Sloonie and LC are mafia i'm like 20% sure of it.

Not I'm, not. WTF makes you 1/5 of sure of it? I've barely been here.

Sloonie did shenanigans, which I'm currently interpreting as an attempt to save you. Now normally I'd ire on the side of caution here and say mafia wouldn't be so obvious, but this feels pretty good.

I'll summarize my thoughts after the lynch post, just in case i'm wrong.

this read is very very far off base.

[DrWilgy]

The lynch post should be up by 10:00. You folks sure know how to make my life difficult.

I have no idea what 10:00 means. =p

15 mins I think?

No it means 3 years. Time is relative.

[Dom]

[VOTE: dys] aubergine

Please call me Dizzy?

shore
dizzy u b bad

Plus didn't really feel much of anything when reading back on Sloon's ISO, and not the same vibes as last time when he actually was scum (mind you, that was a game where more happened).

[VOTE: Dom] aubergine

Literally just for voting me without much else.

Y'all.
This thottie over here is a baddie af.

current reads:

TSP and timmer are town. TSP is supertowning a bit and timmer makes me feel things.

Dizzy is scum. It's.. a vibe. but some posts just stand out in a way that's kinda skeevy. [VOTE: dizzy] aubergine

we be vibin

I don't know why Dom is voting me. And I'm voting Dom because he's voting me. =p

tee hee

i literally forgot i signed up for this game and showed up 4 hours ago

and im already the third highest poster

come on

hop off and go back to being vibin k?

I also have a hankering towards murking Dom's fluff posting, but I'm hesitant because I've myslinched him for this very same reason before...

He just never gives me anything good to eat.

Linki - Si senior

I'm not concerned with Dom's fluff. When he finds something to talk about he'll make it known. That's where I tend to read him from.

Dom didn't even post only fluff.

Dom asked a very good question to someone who gave a very shitty answer.

All I can say is that Creature's too cool for school attitude isn't inspiring.
Dom's vote on me and lack of contribution isn't inspiring.
All no shows isn't inspiring.
LC said he was going to inspire, but he didn't imo.

^I guess any of those would be fine for me.

"I see the lynches i tried to push into wagons didn't work out...I know what will help! A PLAYER SALAD!"

I also have no reason to single out creature or dom other than that they're the names Dizzy mentioned.

Why are we singling them out?

Because Dizzy thought we were easy lynches.
She may have been right about creature.

I'm not happy with you people, not happy.

You could have participated.

This is shade.
Whatever else you people call shade is not.

I'm not happy with you people, not happy.

Being unhappy with the only people who were around trying to make something happen is just not a good look.

agree.

[Long Con]

Well, thanks for the shenanigans either way, Sloon.

[Quin]

The lynch post should be up by 10:00. You folks sure know how to make my life difficult.

I have no idea what 10:00 means. =p

15 mins I think?

No it means 3 years. Time is relative.

I can't wait that long. I have to pee.

[Sloonei]

If creature flips town, who do you think was being saved, Sig?

I saved Long Con by forcing you and Quin to move your votes off of him after you'd half-heartedly put them there a minute earlier.

[Sloonei]

Well, thanks for the shenanigans either way, Sloon.

There truly weren't any.

[Quin]

ok sorry dom ill be vibin

[DrWilgy]

[mention]Dom[/mention] what question? I must have missed it.

[timmer]

Sloonie and LC are mafia i'm like 20% sure of it.

Not I'm, not. WTF makes you 1/5 of sure of it? I've barely been here.

Sloonie did shenanigans, which I'm currently interpreting as an attempt to save you. Now normally I'd ire on the side of caution here and say mafia wouldn't be so obvious, but this feels pretty good.

I'll summarize my thoughts after the lynch post, just in case i'm wrong.

I actually see your point. 4 voters present, 4 votes moved. If we aren't all town, then creature has a good chance of being town because a baddie wouldn't have moved there but would have tried something else.

The one thing that counters it is how close to deadline it actually was. When I voted and my screen reloaded it said that we had reached deadline but my vote went through, so its possible that a baddie moved to a teammate to cause a tie, since a no lynch is the best result right now for baddies.

[sig]

The lynch post should be up by 10:00. You folks sure know how to make my life difficult.

I have no idea what 10:00 means. =p

He means the time of the most superior zone. East Coast Standard the best of zones since it has me and Philly in it which is the best city on the East Coast.

[Quin]

Like, I've got this whole "Sloonei tried to get people off the temmie LC wagon and succeeded only to have votes put on temmie Creature's wagon so he started firing off other names in desperation" kind of thing in my head but I'm gonna try not to tunnel. Just wanted to put the theory out there while we see if it's even got legs.

[Quin]

Sloonie and LC are mafia i'm like 20% sure of it.

Not I'm, not. WTF makes you 1/5 of sure of it? I've barely been here.

Sloonie did shenanigans, which I'm currently interpreting as an attempt to save you. Now normally I'd ire on the side of caution here and say mafia wouldn't be so obvious, but this feels pretty good.

I'll summarize my thoughts after the lynch post, just in case i'm wrong.

I actually see your point. 4 voters present, 4 votes moved. If we aren't all town, then creature has a good chance of being town because a baddie wouldn't have moved there but would have tried something else.

The one thing that counters it is how close to deadline it actually was. When I voted and my screen reloaded it said that we had reached deadline but my vote went through, so its possible that a baddie moved to a teammate to cause a tie, since a no lynch is the best result right now for baddies.

Counterpoint to the first paragraph: If my scumteam is correct, LC has a much better scum reputation here than Creature, so it would've just been a matter of Sloonei cutting the latter loose.

[Quin]

i don't remember who invented the term quinfoil but i am thankful that they did

[Sloonei]

Like, I've got this whole "Sloonei tried to get people off the temmie LC wagon and succeeded only to have votes put on temmie Creature's wagon so he started firing off other names in desperation" kind of thing in my head but I'm gonna try not to tunnel. Just wanted to put the theory out there while we see if it's even got legs.

but... i started the creature avalanche.

also not that this matters at all, but i was about to switch to LC just to ensure we didn't end in a tie before you all started saying LC was a lame lynch.

I still think that all 4 of us who were here are town. I think it's baloney that I would be singled out as some sort of ringleader.

[timmer]

Your... scumteam?

[Quin]

it was boomslang

[DrWilgy]

i don't remember who invented the term quinfoil but i am thankful that they did

May I claim credit for this?

[Sloonei]

it was boomslang

he also coined player salad, i think. Boomslang is one prolific ass dude.

[Quin]

Like, I've got this whole "Sloonei tried to get people off the temmie LC wagon and succeeded only to have votes put on temmie Creature's wagon so he started firing off other names in desperation" kind of thing in my head but I'm gonna try not to tunnel. Just wanted to put the theory out there while we see if it's even got legs.

but... i started the creature avalanche.

also not that this matters at all, but i was about to switch to LC just to ensure we didn't end in a tie before you all started saying LC was a lame lynch.

I still think that all 4 of us who were here are town. I think it's baloney that I would be singled out as some sort of ringleader.

I don't even remember everything so yeah, I'm kinda muddled. And I was just as loud as you were about changing, I think. You're only getting the short straw because sig suspects you.

[DrWilgy]

Damn. I must kill boomslang and take his credit!

[Sloonei]

Like, I've got this whole "Sloonei tried to get people off the temmie LC wagon and succeeded only to have votes put on temmie Creature's wagon so he started firing off other names in desperation" kind of thing in my head but I'm gonna try not to tunnel. Just wanted to put the theory out there while we see if it's even got legs.

but... i started the creature avalanche.

also not that this matters at all, but i was about to switch to LC just to ensure we didn't end in a tie before you all started saying LC was a lame lynch.

I still think that all 4 of us who were here are town. I think it's baloney that I would be singled out as some sort of ringleader.

I don't even remember everything so yeah, I'm kinda muddled. And I was just as loud as you were about changing, I think. You're only getting the short straw because sig suspects you.

our discord music robot is broken, can you come fix it for us?

[Quin]

Your... scumteam?

My guess at EoD was a Creature/Sloonei/LC team.

[Dyslexicon]

I kind of think that if Sloonei was teamed with LC, he would rather bus than go for a literal last second lynch on Creature. It was not an obvious lynch at all up until the last second.

Is it the norm to write a custom write up for who ever is lynched even if they are the same alignment? Also, is it bad form to meta read the moderator to get reads? =p

[Quin]

I kind of think that if Sloonei was teamed with LC, he would rather bus than go for a literal last second lynch on Creature. It was not an obvious lynch at all up until the last second.

Is it the norm to write a custom write up for who ever is lynched even if they are the same alignment? Also, is it bad form to meta read the moderator to get reads? =p

G-Man usually customises his posts to the player. I don't think there's anything to read in them.

[Quin]

and yeah, I'm totally tunnelling Sloonei. I think I have a habit of it. Get me out fam

[Dyslexicon]

G-Man usually customises his posts to the player. I don't think there's anything to read in them.

Ok. Guess I'm a lazier mod. Cause if it was the same alignment I would just switch names lol.

[Dyslexicon]

Speed is viewing the thread! Hi, Speed <3

[TonyStarkPrime]

What’s going on I’m here who’s dead

[Quin]

What’s going on I’m here who’s dead

Creature.

[Dyslexicon]

What’s going on I’m here who’s dead

Mac was lynched.

[Dyslexicon]

What’s going on I’m here who’s dead

Creature.

[Quin]

i swear to god im going to set you on fire

[Dyslexicon]

i swear to god im going to set you on fire

Why. It's better to lie about these things. Don't ever tell the truth if you don't have to!

Y'all play weird.

[DrWilgy]

Hiya TSP.

Who's Quin's teamate?

[Sloonei]

i swear to god im going to set you on fire

wait so all these fires are your fault?

[Quin]

i swear to god im going to set you on fire

Why. It's better to lie about these things. Don't ever tell the truth if you don't have to!

Y'all play weird.

I have a truth meta!

[timmer]

Your... scumteam?

My guess at EoD was a Creature/Sloonei/LC team.

Oh! Lol I read your post like "I was talking to my scumtram and if they are correct in btsc..." I was like... does no one else see this?

[DrWilgy]

i swear to god im going to set you on fire

That's hot.

[Dyslexicon]

Your... scumteam?

My guess at EoD was a Creature/Sloonei/LC team.

Oh! Lol I read your post like "I was talking to my scumtram and if they are correct in btsc..." I was like... does no one else see this?

^See. Town.

[DrWilgy]

Your... scumteam?

My guess at EoD was a Creature/Sloonei/LC team.

Oh! Lol I read your post like "I was talking to my scumtram and if they are correct in btsc..." I was like... does no one else see this?

[Quin]

i swear to god im going to set you on fire

wait so all these fires are your fault?

but actually i read an article that the bushfires Queensland had back in like, October/November were started by like 10 kids. It's horrible.

[Quin]

ScumTram™

Because even the mafia needs reliable public transport!

[Dyslexicon]

ScumTram™

Because even the mafia needs reliable public transport!

This is the content I came for.

[Long Con]

ScumTram™

Because even the mafia needs reliable public transport!

This is the content I came for.

I hope so, because you didn't even bother to shit on the poem you asked me for.

[G-Man]

THIS IS THE LIFE

"Let's get it started! Ha! Let's get it started in here" someone called out.

"Well, yes, Detective Byte replied, "we're trying to tally up the votes. Just be patient please."

"History is happening!" shouted another.

"Well," Byte said, "I don't know about that, but..."

"We're not gonna take it. No! We ain't gonna take it. We're not gonna take it, any more," chanted a third.

"Sergeant," Byte cried out, "the natives are getting restless out here!"

"Everybody calm down," Bit declared to the crowd. "I have counted the votes and here is who you have chosen to delete," he said as he pulled a weary-looking file out of a sub-folder. The file looked around at his peers, lost for words.

"Is this the real life or is this just fantasy?" he asked.

"Oh boy," Bit muttered. "Here we go."

"I'm just a poor boy; nobody loves me. Easy come, easy go. Will you let me go?"

"Bismillah!" the crowd roared. "No we will not let you go!"

"Will you let me go?"

"Bismillah! No we will not let you go!"

"Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go!"

"What on earth is going on?" Byte asked his superior officer.

"Look, kid, we're in a Weird Al folder," Bit sighed. "Just go with it."

"Nothing really matters. Anyone can see- nothing really matters. Nothing really matters to me."

"Alright, alright," Bit interjected. He pulled a deletion gun on the file and put him on his knees. "Do you have anything to confess before you're deleted?"

"Yes," the file said. "Mama, just killed a man! Put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger- now he's dead. Mama! Life had just begun, but now I've gone and thrown it all away."

"And there you have it, folks," Bit said to the crowd and pulled the trigger. As the file disintegrated into a pile of ones and zeroes, everyone could see where his source code had gone bad.

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CREATURE WAS DELETED.

HE WAS "THE BOHEMIAN POLKA"- A VANILLA MAFIOSO.

IT IS NOW NIGHT 1.

YOU HAVE UNTIL 8:00 P.M. EST TO SUBMIT POWER AND KILL REQUESTS.

[DrWilgy]

Lol perfect

[Long Con]

Nice