Made: a Walrus
So I'm opening this up to a bunch of folks i know IRL, but I'm also capping subs at 20 for sanity reasons. No double submissions until ~August 20thWhat's a Walrus?
It's a music competition! I've created 4 categories. Each category describes a kind of song you should submit to it. These tracks will be scored out of 10. The persons with the highest score in each category wins, and the person with the highest score at the end of the five categories wins overall!!
What's the score based on?
Scoring is out of 10 points
1 point - Music that's new to me (or at least new enough)
5 points- How much your song fits the category
4 points- How much I personally enjoyed the song
Are there any Artist that are banned?
YES! all the following artist are banned!!
full list typed (thx dunya<3333)
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My taste could be described as "I like a bit of anything" but taken as a challenge. There's not a genre I would ever shutout, but my listening has definitely biased towards hip-hop historically. To compensate my Top 50 artist (who bias towards hiphop) are banned. All else equal, I bias towards music thats...
- Groovy and Danceable
- You can sing along/harmonize with
Some Hot Takez and things to know that might influence how you think of my music taste:
Late Beatles > Early Beatles, but they're rarely on my go to listen list.
I listened to A LOT of Kanye in high school but significantly less now and days. That said Yeezus & 808s and Heartbreak are prob my least favorite albums by him
CRJ is unironically GOAT
Arctic Monkey > The Strokes
I love Sufjan Stevens, but wish he was less sad all the time
Rihanna> Beyonce
Doja Cat > Dua Lupa
Mitski is a GOD
I try to listen to new music over old music, BUT I've found a lot of my favorite older tracks by looking into what newer tracks have sampled
Here's my last.FM
Categories
Kindergarten bops
There's a lot of way to do this category right. You could use the instruments you'd expect to find in a Kindergarten (recorders, Xylophones, toy instruments, etcetc), music with educational content, lullabies, song about being young, songs that remind you about when you were young.
Other category names: Music with xylophones!!!, Nostalgacore
Example subs
The Rugrats Theme
The Jackson 5 - ABC
That 123456789101112 song from the electric company
Bubble Gum
pop pop pop pop pop!!!! It doesn't actually have to be pop, just a fruity song you can chew on. Doesn't have to be an ear-worm, but successful tracks will have ear-worm potential. Keep it light!!
Other category names: Fruit Chews, Feel good anthems
Example subs
Owl City & Carly Rae Jepsen - Good Time
Bag Raiders - Shooting Stars
Daft Punk - Around the world
Sara Bareilles - Love Song
Kero Kero Bonito - Flamingo
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The kind of music that makes you keyboard spam out of disbelieve. You feel overcome with emotion when your ears allow you to listen to these jams. These are tracks that has NO RIGHT being as FIRE, interesting, and dynamic as they are. Unconventional chord progressions, dissonant scales and tempo that don't sound like they're trying to be as weird as they are. Inclusion of odd instruments/vocals that in theory should clash with the rest of the song—but by the grace of god work. GIVE ME DAT FUSION. I want tracks that take from multiple genres, the further apart the genre's are, the better. There are a lot of ways to do well in this category, let your freak flag fly
Other category name: stank face music, Music that melts your brain, Songs that should be illegal, Esoteric bops for the cookout
Example subs
J. Cole - Blow Up: Yodaling x Electric guitar on a rap track
Mid-Air Thief - "쇠사슬 (Ahhhh, These Chains!)": This song clips out of bounds
Billy Lemos & JJ - Run Fast : algrjkh4wkl5ghjlwehgjwkle, and the like
Rina Sawayama - XS: Metal meets early 2000s RnB cuz rules are for lozers
End Credits
I really don't have words for this category, but you know it when you hear it. Songs that would fit in the end credit of a movie. You stand up stretch your legs and prepare to exit the theater as you reflect on what you just experienced. Another category that there's an infinite amount of ways to do right!
Other Category names: The last song they play at a bar before they kick you out, "Don't forget to like, comment, and subscribe"core,
Example subs
Modern English - I Melt With You
Sufjan Stevens - Chicago
Noname - Shadow Man (feat. Saba, Smino & Phoelix)
Nickelback - Rockstar
DUE: September 5th
Send me submissions through discord, syndicate dms or w/e else convenient. Just make sure the links sent are BLIND. Be sure the video/song will not embed revealing the song you sent. To avoid this I recommend you break the link by adding a space after the .com in the url as seen below
https://www.youtube.com /watch?v=JuYeHPFR3f0 <--- this is good
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Youtube is fine, Spotify is preferred
Expected Start: September 16th 6pm(ish) EST
Current Roster:
1.SuperFlanker
2.JaggedJimmyJay
3.Nutella
4.Syn
5.G-man
6.MyNameIsNothing
7.Boknows
8. Dana (I)
9. Marmot
10.Tutuu
11. Made's Mother
12. Amy
13. Tangy
14. sabie
15. Made's Brother
16. mansnicks
17. nijuukyugou
18. Bradland022
19. Kiki 1 (I)
20. Kiki 2 (I)
21. Kiki 3 (I)
22. Kiki 4 (I)
23. Dunya
I=Incomplete
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