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Pie always. I almost universally hate cake and when I *dont* hate cake I generally don't really enjoy it as much I do with other foods.
Would you rather
The world being colder
The world being warmer
Presuming global warming and climate change isn't happening anyways
Would you rather
The world being colder
The world being warmer
Presuming global warming and climate change isn't happening anyways
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Warmer by a hair. I live in a region that gets cold enough in the winter. I don’t want more of that.
Would you rather have to drink salt water with every dinnertime meal for the rest of your life or drink 4 ounces of your own urine once a week for the rest of your life?
Would you rather have to drink salt water with every dinnertime meal for the rest of your life or drink 4 ounces of your own urine once a week for the rest of your life?
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Pie. Cake is often dry, bland and basic like a pumpkin spice latte.
Be named “Pterodactyl”, unable to change your name, and forced to loudly correct anyone that misspells it
Or
Crow like a rooster every time you smell a fart?
When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather;
not screaming like the people in his car
not screaming like the people in his car
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Urine for sure. At least I know that’s sterile. Have you ever tried to drink salt water? That can actually screw you up!G-Man wrote: ↑Mon May 17, 2021 6:09 pm Warmer by a hair. I live in a region that gets cold enough in the winter. I don’t want more of that.
Would you rather have to drink salt water with every dinnertime meal for the rest of your life or drink 4 ounces of your own urine once a week for the rest of your life?
Be named “Pterodactyl”, unable to change your name, and forced to loudly correct anyone that misspells it
Or
Crow like a rooster every time you smell a fart?
When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather;
not screaming like the people in his car
not screaming like the people in his car
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Pterodactyl. I have been known to correct people’s grammar from time to time, so why not spelling too?
Would you rather...
Never be able to text/post/email with punctuation and capital letters or never be able to text/post/email with emojis?
Would you rather...
Never be able to text/post/email with punctuation and capital letters or never be able to text/post/email with emojis?
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Would you rather...
know when you die or how you die?
gotta have good punctioning for work emails
Would you rather...
know when you die or how you die?

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When. Knowing how would just make me jittery every time I was in a potential situation for it. When would give me time to accept it and plan ahead.
Would you rather...
Be four years younger or ten years older?
Would you rather...
Be four years younger or ten years older?
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Four years younger. I think be able to apply the things I've learned to a younger version of myself would be nice. I'm also someone who wants to live as long as possible so being 10 years older would really scare me.
Would you rather,
lose your sense of taste or lose your sense of smell (your taste wouldn't be effected by losing your sense of smelling in this hypothetical)
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smell. alot of people dont shower and gross me and i get easily sick by gross smells (garbage, poop etc)
would you rather be tall or short if u could choose
would you rather be tall or short if u could choose
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I would rather be tall. I feel like I could be more useful somehow that way.
Would you rather know when you're going to die or know that your life will amount to nothing no matter how long you live?
Would you rather know when you're going to die or know that your life will amount to nothing no matter how long you live?
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Probably know when my age will reach its peak.
Would you rather… Give up Focus to receive 10 Years of Good Luck, or Swap Genders for a day to receive 5 Thousand Dollars?
Would you rather… Give up Focus to receive 10 Years of Good Luck, or Swap Genders for a day to receive 5 Thousand Dollars?
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Luck is not quantified here and I don't even like the band Focus.
Give me the money and the Tiresias experience.
Would you rather be a mage or a cleric in real life?
Give me the money and the Tiresias experience.
Would you rather be a mage or a cleric in real life?
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Mage, I guess. Sounds a little more interesting and far less formal.
Would you rather play mafia but never get to host it or host mafia but never get to play it?
Would you rather play mafia but never get to host it or host mafia but never get to play it?
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The latter, easily.
Would you rather do what I'm about to do now or wait until Tuesday?
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I would rather cook a fancy dinner...
Would you rather camp in nature, or make a roadtrip?
Would you rather camp in nature, or make a roadtrip?
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I would rather camp in nature (which can include a roadtrip to get there).
Would you rather make a pizza with pasta sauce, or pasta with pizza sauce?
Would you rather make a pizza with pasta sauce, or pasta with pizza sauce?

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Presuming I can't add cheese to the pasta: Pizza with pasta sauce. I don't think pizza sauce would taste all that good without the pizza cheese, whereas with pasta sauce I've had sprinkled parmesan cheese on it.
A sequel to your #1 favorite show (or movie or game if not applicable) of all time OR 2 sequels to your #2 favorite show of all time? Presuming quality of the sequel would be the same or better
A sequel to your #1 favorite show (or movie or game if not applicable) of all time OR 2 sequels to your #2 favorite show of all time? Presuming quality of the sequel would be the same or better
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2 seasons to the #2 fav showMartinGG99 wrote: ↑Mon Mar 07, 2022 3:59 pm Presuming I can't add cheese to the pasta: Pizza with pasta sauce. I don't think pizza sauce would taste all that good without the pizza cheese, whereas with pasta sauce I've had sprinkled parmesan cheese on it.
A sequel to your #1 favorite show (or movie or game if not applicable) of all time OR 2 sequels to your #2 favorite show of all time? Presuming quality of the sequel would be the same or better
#1 fav movie or show can just stay in their special position.
pick up doing all the dirty dishes or do all the laundry during the holidays??

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depends on my mood, but usually read a good book!
would you rather go camping or glamping?

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Camping. If I wanted a blowdryer and makeup, I'd just stay at a hotel.
Gonna fall back on the old, Beach house or Mountain cabin vacation?
Gonna fall back on the old, Beach house or Mountain cabin vacation?
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Beach house for sure, but I'd still like to have a pool.
Old school mafia or Modern Day mafia?
Old school mafia or Modern Day mafia?
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I’m old school
Halloween costumes; homemade or store bought?
Halloween costumes; homemade or store bought?
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Homemade!
Hey bear or Ms rachel?
Hey bear or Ms rachel?
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Not familiar but I’ll always have to choose the bear.
Car or SUV?
Car or SUV?
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SUV, but a mid-size one. I don’t need to overcompensate for anything; I just need to cart people and stuff around.
Would you rather act on stage or in films?
Would you rather act on stage or in films?
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Stage, less chance of filmed evidence.
On a long road trip, would you rather drive or be a passenger?
On a long road trip, would you rather drive or be a passenger?
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Drive, just because I do most of the driving when we go on trips.
Would you rather steal something valuable or destroy something historic?
Would you rather steal something valuable or destroy something historic?
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Steal something, probably. Even historic things I think are inherently unwholesome, I think should be put in a museum rather than be destroyed.
Family photos; on the walls or on shelves/tables?
Family photos; on the walls or on shelves/tables?
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Disney Land, I loathe Florida; alligators, fire ants, flying roaches. Feral Iguanas fall out of trees, plus they apparently have a feral boa problem from all the people who got one and let it go. Yikes. Plus its even more humid than where I already live.
In the winter; skiing vacation, or beach vacation?
In the winter; skiing vacation, or beach vacation?
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Beach vacation. I hate the cold and then I get slow and I'd probably get hurt.S~V~S wrote: ↑Sat Nov 05, 2022 4:51 pm Disney Land, I loathe Florida; alligators, fire ants, flying roaches. Feral Iguanas fall out of trees, plus they apparently have a feral boa problem from all the people who got one and let it go. Yikes. Plus its even more humid than where I already live.
In the winter; skiing vacation, or beach vacation?
Would you rather have elbows but no knees, or knees but no elbows?
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Elbows. You can still walk with straight legs, but there are too many things you can’t do with straight arms.
Listen to music on headphones or on speakers?
Listen to music on headphones or on speakers?
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Headphones
Watch court TV or old school MTV
Watch court TV or old school MTV
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My true crime tastes have moved past Court TV, but I’m always up for “Whip it” on loop.
Would you rather people know how you really feel about them, or know how they really feel about you?
Would you rather people know how you really feel about them, or know how they really feel about you?
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I'd rather know what they think.
Would you rather be on a football team or a baseball team?
Would you rather be on a football team or a baseball team?
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Baseball, in football I could get a bruise!
Would ya rather be a viking or mongrel and why?
Would ya rather be a viking or mongrel and why?
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Oh a Viking. My grandparents came from Norway, and my grandfather worshipped the Vikings. Most of his "Grandpa Stories" featured Vikings or weirdly wrong Nordic Mythology. As an adult, I realize how problematic that is, the Vikings did some pretty awful stuff. But they still have that glamorous glow for me. Although I am also a mongrel myself (Mom was Norwegian, Dad was quite the mix), as are probably most Americans.
Would you rather have the police hunting you for a murder you didn’t commit or a psychopathic clown hunting you?
Would you rather have the police hunting you for a murder you didn’t commit or a psychopathic clown hunting you?
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The police. There are not many things I want looking for me than a clown, any type.
Would you rather be the killer in a horror movie or the only living survivor?
Would you rather be the killer in a horror movie or the only living survivor?
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The killer. There's always a sequel, and being the last survivor must be traumatizing in an extreme way.
Would you rather binge a show or movie series, or space it out over time?
Would you rather binge a show or movie series, or space it out over time?
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Binge, always binge. I have zero patience.
Would you rather be a Junior or be named mergatroyd?
Would you rather be a Junior or be named mergatroyd?
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Be a junior. I haven't even been there yet.
Would you rather wake up in a town where everyone kinda hates you, or a town where everyone is constantly obsessing over you?
Would you rather wake up in a town where everyone kinda hates you, or a town where everyone is constantly obsessing over you?
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Where they hate me. I like being alone, and I could always go to a different town if I absolutely needed to see people.
What do you think is more intense? Love or hate?
What do you think is more intense? Love or hate?
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Love. I don't think love really has a limit, but hate kinda stops when you decide you genuinely want to kill someone.
Would you be an undercover spy invading an enemy country to find evidence of a potentially World War III-starting project, or be forced to defuse a bomb, with no prior experience but a manual in front of you, set to blow up in 10 minutes?
Would you be an undercover spy invading an enemy country to find evidence of a potentially World War III-starting project, or be forced to defuse a bomb, with no prior experience but a manual in front of you, set to blow up in 10 minutes?
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Undercover spy. I would do so much better as long as I know the language.
Would you rather successful rob the largest bank in the world, and be on the run, or be a sewer rat for a month, live like one, eat like one, but with your current mind?
Would you rather successful rob the largest bank in the world, and be on the run, or be a sewer rat for a month, live like one, eat like one, but with your current mind?
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OMG, rob the bank. I am terrified of wild rats (pets rats are kinda cute, but I wouldn't want one) and being one would drive me insane.
Would you rather fast for a week, or eat to sickness every day?
Would you rather fast for a week, or eat to sickness every day?
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Eat to sickness. I've done it before and survived 
Would you rather be banned from the internet or banned from speaking to people irl?
Would you rather be banned from the internet or banned from speaking to people irl?
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This will sound awful, but I'd be OK not speaking to people irl, assuming it meant in person, face to face. I could live a text only life.
How about you; same question.
How about you; same question.
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Absolutely 100% the same thing. (Assuming the kids were emancipated)
Would you rather be a moonbeam or a ray of sunlight

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