Vanilla Mafia - [MELTED]

[nutella]

Lovely bunch of conundrums facing me today. Decisions, decisions.

Let’s talk about them.

Lynching Jay or Nutella feels the most right to me today. The hang-up is that I doubt they’re both bad. That seems too easy.

i agree with that, im getting vibes that there could be a team there but i dont want to push that thought heavily

anyways your votes on epi
did you just forget to change the poll?

What do you mean by "there could be a team there"? Where? G explicitly said he doesn't think Jay and I are bad together so which is it?

[Sloonei]

someone be a tie breaker

Is your vote locked?

[Sloonei]

Lovely bunch of conundrums facing me today. Decisions, decisions.

Let’s talk about them.

Lynching Jay or Nutella feels the most right to me today. The hang-up is that I doubt they’re both bad. That seems too easy.

Why these two? Which one feels more right?

[nutella]

My main dilemma right now is that if WS/Nova is bad I think you are his most likely teammate, so should I be trusting you on this epi counterwagon?

Then trust jay instead.

Jay shouldn't be trusted.

Why not?

Oh boy

Fuck it

[VOTE: sloonei] aubergine

[nutella]

And before you say I'm just "throwing shade" I am outright accusing sloonei of being Full Of Shit TM

[Sloonei]

My main dilemma right now is that if WS/Nova is bad I think you are his most likely teammate, so should I be trusting you on this epi counterwagon?

Then trust jay instead.

Jay shouldn't be trusted.

Why not?

Oh boy

Fuck it

[VOTE: sloonei] aubergine

... what?

[Sloonei]

And before you say I'm just "throwing shade" I am outright accusing sloonei of being Full Of Shit TM

... what?

[Sloonei]

Nutella is so town. But... what?

[nutella]

He is simultaneously displaying TMI and faking his rhetorical question MO

[Sloonei]

He is simultaneously displaying TMI and faking his rhetorical question MO

... what?

[nutella]

Yeah. Lynch this man

[Sloonei]

Yeah. Lynch this man

I genuinely have no idea what you think you see right now.

[MafiaMenace]

Lovely bunch of conundrums facing me today. Decisions, decisions.

Let’s talk about them.

Lynching Jay or Nutella feels the most right to me today. The hang-up is that I doubt they’re both bad. That seems too easy.

i agree with that, im getting vibes that there could be a team there but i dont want to push that thought heavily

anyways your votes on epi
did you just forget to change the poll?

What do you mean by "there could be a team there"? Where? G explicitly said he doesn't think Jay and I are bad together so which is it?

only because it seems too easy, which is why i am doubting it too, did you read the last sentence?
there could be a team there because you are scummy, jay is the closest thing i have to a second scumread, and both of you havent really been distant from eachother, you seem like you belong to the same alignment

[JaggedJimmyJay]

JJJ gives Sloonei the civilian stamp.

[Sloonei]

Lovely bunch of conundrums facing me today. Decisions, decisions.

Let’s talk about them.

Lynching Jay or Nutella feels the most right to me today. The hang-up is that I doubt they’re both bad. That seems too easy.

i agree with that, im getting vibes that there could be a team there but i dont want to push that thought heavily

anyways your votes on epi
did you just forget to change the poll?

What do you mean by "there could be a team there"? Where? G explicitly said he doesn't think Jay and I are bad together so which is it?

only because it seems too easy, which is why i am doubting it too, did you read the last sentence?
there could be a team there because you are scummy, jay is the closest thing i have to a second scumread, and both of you havent really been distant from eachother, you seem like you belong to the same alignment

Agreed, they're both town.

[nutella]

Yeah. Lynch this man

I genuinely have no idea what you think you see right now.

CFTWR?


Throwing around all the acronyms today babey

[JaggedJimmyJay]

Epi's reads are fake. His "helpfulness" is fake. He's fake.

[nutella]

JJJ gives Sloonei the civilian stamp.

he dun fooled ya

[nutella]

Lovely bunch of conundrums facing me today. Decisions, decisions.

Let’s talk about them.

Lynching Jay or Nutella feels the most right to me today. The hang-up is that I doubt they’re both bad. That seems too easy.

i agree with that, im getting vibes that there could be a team there but i dont want to push that thought heavily

anyways your votes on epi
did you just forget to change the poll?

What do you mean by "there could be a team there"? Where? G explicitly said he doesn't think Jay and I are bad together so which is it?

only because it seems too easy, which is why i am doubting it too, did you read the last sentence?
there could be a team there because you are scummy, jay is the closest thing i have to a second scumread, and both of you havent really been distant from eachother, you seem like you belong to the same alignment

But you said you agreed with G then directly contradicted what he said.

[Sloonei]

JJJ gives Sloonei the civilian stamp.

There you have it, folks.

Who doesn't have the stamp?

[Sloonei]

JJJ gives Sloonei the civilian stamp.

he dun fooled ya

You've fooled yourself. Please explain what you think you see right now.

[reywaS]

epi is way too helpful and considerate to be scum

hes always willing to change his mind and i cant see that as scum
my ways to read may seem a bit unorthodox to you guys, but they have a good success rate

[Sloonei]

Yeah. Lynch this man

I genuinely have no idea what you think you see right now.

CFTWR?


Throwing around all the acronyms today babey

Calling for the wide receiver?

[nutella]

Yeah. Lynch this man

I genuinely have no idea what you think you see right now.

Honestly this seals it for me. This is a scummy response to my accusation. Civ Sloonei would understand what I am accusing him of (faking his town meta to a counterproductive degree).

[nutella]

Caught for the wrong reasons.

[MafiaMenace]

Lovely bunch of conundrums facing me today. Decisions, decisions.

Let’s talk about them.

Lynching Jay or Nutella feels the most right to me today. The hang-up is that I doubt they’re both bad. That seems too easy.

i agree with that, im getting vibes that there could be a team there but i dont want to push that thought heavily

anyways your votes on epi
did you just forget to change the poll?

What do you mean by "there could be a team there"? Where? G explicitly said he doesn't think Jay and I are bad together so which is it?

only because it seems too easy, which is why i am doubting it too, did you read the last sentence?
there could be a team there because you are scummy, jay is the closest thing i have to a second scumread, and both of you havent really been distant from eachother, you seem like you belong to the same alignment

But you said you agreed with G then directly contradicted what he said.

Gs reasons for doubting a team there is because its too easy
do you even fully read peoples posts?

[Sloonei]

Yeah. Lynch this man

I genuinely have no idea what you think you see right now.

Honestly this seals it for me. This is a scummy response to my accusation. Civ Sloonei would understand what I am accusing him of (faking his town meta to a counterproductive degree).

No, I get that that's what you think I'm doing. I just have no idea how you've arrived at this conclusion.

[Sloonei]

Caught for the wrong reasons.

I am 99% certain that I'm not getting lynched today.

[MafiaMenace]

Epi's reads are fake. His "helpfulness" is fake. He's fake.

epi wouldnt need to be helpful
its minor towncred that would go over everyones head
its lucky that im forming a read on that opinion

[MafiaMenace]

Caught for the wrong reasons.

I am 99% certain that I'm not getting lynched today.

itll be a rand from 3 different lynches

[Sloonei]

Epi's reads are fake. His "helpfulness" is fake. He's fake.

epi wouldnt need to be helpful
its minor towncred that would go over everyones head
its lucky that im forming a read on that opinion

what?

[JaggedJimmyJay]

Epi's reads are fake. His "helpfulness" is fake. He's fake.

epi wouldnt need to be helpful
its minor towncred that would go over everyones head
its lucky that im forming a read on that opinion

I don't think I have ever played a game in my life wherein nobody has received civilian credit for being helpful.

[MafiaMenace]

Epi's reads are fake. His "helpfulness" is fake. He's fake.

epi wouldnt need to be helpful
its minor towncred that would go over everyones head
its lucky that im forming a read on that opinion

what?

why would he need to be helpful? clearly no one values that trait in his play this game, no one sees it as towny, so why would he need to?
it does nothing for him
and because it does nothing for him i see him as towny in that regard

[G-Man]

Lovely bunch of conundrums facing me today. Decisions, decisions.

Let’s talk about them.

Lynching Jay or Nutella feels the most right to me today. The hang-up is that I doubt they’re both bad. That seems too easy.

Why these two? Which one feels more right?

Look at my ISO’s reactions of them for why.

Lynching Nutella feels both more quantitatively and qualitatively correct because there’s more posts to analyze, thus increasing the volume of posts that look bad.

Jay’s early game felt lazy. He stated in sign-ups that he’d be busy, so I’m trying to decipher whether his game feels like crap because he’s phoning it in due to time constraints or he’s bad.

I’d love to catch baddie Jay in the act but don’t want to let that Bucket List item muddy the waters too much.

[MafiaMenace]

Epi's reads are fake. His "helpfulness" is fake. He's fake.

epi wouldnt need to be helpful
its minor towncred that would go over everyones head
its lucky that im forming a read on that opinion

I don't think I have ever played a game in my life wherein nobody has received civilian credit for being helpful.

nobody was doing it here
im the first to bring it up

[novaselinenever]

My main dilemma right now is that if WS/Nova is bad I think you are his most likely teammate, so should I be trusting you on this epi counterwagon?

Then trust jay instead.

Jay shouldn't be trusted.

Why not?

He hasn't done anything that should warrant trust.

[Sloonei]

Epi's reads are fake. His "helpfulness" is fake. He's fake.

epi wouldnt need to be helpful
its minor towncred that would go over everyones head
its lucky that im forming a read on that opinion

what?

why would he need to be helpful? clearly no one values that trait in his play this game, no one sees it as towny, so why would he need to?
it does nothing for him
and because it does nothing for him i see him as towny in that regard

Do you think he has been helpful?

[reywaS]

I know it's corny, bitches, you wish you could unfollow....

Living Players:

Cover Nori in lamb's wool We surrounded by the fuckin wolves.....

Epignosis
MafiaMenace
Sloonei
WaywardSon





And I wonder if you know
What it means, what it means
And I wonder if you know
What it means, what it means
And I wonder if you know


Spacedaisy
sprityo
JaggedJimmyJay
G-Man



The light is before us brothers, so the devil workin' hard
Real family stick together and see through the mirage

nutella




I am a God
So hurry up with my damn massage
In a French-ass restaurant
Hurry up with my damn croissants
I am a God
I am a God
I am a God

reywaS

[JaggedJimmyJay]

JJJ gives Sloonei the civilian stamp.

he dun fooled ya

Could be, but that has actually never happened before.

[Sloonei]

Lovely bunch of conundrums facing me today. Decisions, decisions.

Let’s talk about them.

Lynching Jay or Nutella feels the most right to me today. The hang-up is that I doubt they’re both bad. That seems too easy.

Why these two? Which one feels more right?

Look at my ISO’s reactions of them for why.

Lynching Nutella feels both more quantitatively and qualitatively correct because there’s more posts to analyze, thus increasing the volume of posts that look bad.

Jay’s early game felt lazy. He stated in sign-ups that he’d be busy, so I’m trying to decipher whether his game feels like crap because he’s phoning it in due to time constraints or he’s bad.

I’d love to catch baddie Jay in the act but don’t want to let that Bucket List item muddy the waters too much.

Jay wouldn't just phone it in because he's bad. He might phone it in and coincidentally be bad. But he'd never receive a scum rolecard and then decide he's going to suck all game long.
For what it's worth, he's also playing in the Game of Champions right now and I believe his play in there is on par with this game.

[MafiaMenace]

Epi's reads are fake. His "helpfulness" is fake. He's fake.

epi wouldnt need to be helpful
its minor towncred that would go over everyones head
its lucky that im forming a read on that opinion

what?

why would he need to be helpful? clearly no one values that trait in his play this game, no one sees it as towny, so why would he need to?
it does nothing for him
and because it does nothing for him i see him as towny in that regard

Do you think he has been helpful?

yes
a good example is him removing his vote from nova so he could 'get his feet wet'

[reywaS]

Epi's reads are fake. His "helpfulness" is fake. He's fake.

epi wouldnt need to be helpful
its minor towncred that would go over everyones head
its lucky that im forming a read on that opinion

what?

why would he need to be helpful? clearly no one values that trait in his play this game, no one sees it as towny, so why would he need to?
it does nothing for him
and because it does nothing for him i see him as towny in that regard

Do you think he has been helpful?

yes
a good example is him removing his vote from nova so he could 'get his feet wet'

[sprityo]

Hey so who did nova replace? Daisy?

I thought he replaced WS but that was a misunderstanding????

[Sloonei]

Hey so who did nova replace? Daisy?

I thought he replaced WS but that was a misunderstanding????

He did replace WaywardSon. So nutella only has 2 votes right now.

[Sloonei]

Whatchu thinking, Kanye?

[Sloonei]

Pretend I didn't mess that up.

[G-Man]

Look at me causing drama.

[Sloonei]

Look at me causing drama.

What's your strongest point against nutella?

[reywaS]

Whatchu thinking, Kanye?

Epi's reads are fake. His "helpfulness" is fake. He's fake.

epi wouldnt need to be helpful
its minor towncred that would go over everyones head
its lucky that im forming a read on that opinion

what?

why would he need to be helpful? clearly no one values that trait in his play this game, no one sees it as towny, so why would he need to?
it does nothing for him
and because it does nothing for him i see him as towny in that regard

Do you think he has been helpful?

yes
a good example is him removing his vote from nova so he could 'get his feet wet'

Real friends, how many of us?
How many of us, how many jealous? Real friends
It's not many of us, we smile at each other
But how many honest? Trust issues
Switched up the number, I can't be bothered
I cannot blame you for havin' an angle

[Sloonei]

Whatchu thinking, Kanye?

Epi's reads are fake. His "helpfulness" is fake. He's fake.

epi wouldnt need to be helpful
its minor towncred that would go over everyones head
its lucky that im forming a read on that opinion

what?

why would he need to be helpful? clearly no one values that trait in his play this game, no one sees it as towny, so why would he need to?
it does nothing for him
and because it does nothing for him i see him as towny in that regard

Do you think he has been helpful?

yes
a good example is him removing his vote from nova so he could 'get his feet wet'

Real friends, how many of us?
How many of us, how many jealous? Real friends
It's not many of us, we smile at each other
But how many honest? Trust issues
Switched up the number, I can't be bothered
I cannot blame you for havin' an angle

Uh yes, thank you.