The Polka Heist [GAME OVER]

[Sloonei]

ScumTram™

Because even the mafia needs reliable public transport!

I hear those things are awfully loud.

[Dyslexicon]

I hope so, because you didn't even bother to shit on the poem you asked me for.

Oh, I totally skipped it. See, I'm supposed to be working right now. I will read it. I'm sorreeeey


Linki - HAHAHAHAHAH. GOAT.

[timmer]

ScumTram™

Because even the mafia needs reliable public transport!

[Sloonei]

lmao this was the best eod i've ever participated in.

quin, timmer, dizzy are lock town.

[Quin]

Young man.

There’s no need to feel down.

I said young man.

I’ll put your ass in the ground.

[Quin]

If I just caught the entire fucking mafia team I'm going to shit myself

[Sloonei]

town irl

[Dyslexicon]

You should all love me.

Weird bussing probably not the thing worth considering right now.
Timmer, Quin, Sloonei - town.
Sig also town for reaction at EoD, and also general play me thinks.

[timmer]

Ah damn, that could have been better, great writeup though!

[Dyslexicon]

If I were to quinfoil, I'd say that Quin prescribing mafia teams with Creature included already is more hmmm than any of the "boo you guys" from Sig.

But I'd rather not quinfoil right away.

[Sloonei]

unfortunately creature did not leave us with much content to work with.

other people might have said things about him that could be revealing though

[Dyslexicon]

Maybe me, Timmer, Quin and Sloonei are the only town, since we're the only one gushing right now? =p

[Quin]

town irl

the cameraman sounds so unenthusiastic

[Dyslexicon]

You guys could at least tell me if I ended up with the most votes.

Yeah, you did. Town or scum? Write a poem about it.

Sheriff Bob and Father Ron
And Jimmy Smith that cuts my hair
Stevie Jones that mows my lawn
Then hangs out in Center Square

I greet them all so happily
And say "See you around!"
And as I pass, they all agree
"That Long Con sure is Town!"

This actually is very beautiful. I have to say. A+

[DrWilgy]

unfortunately creature did not leave us with much content to work with.

other people might have said things about him that could be revealing though

Yeah I peeked through it and the only thing I saw that caught my eye was some banter with tsp that I read as distancing.

[Dyslexicon]

Does anyone remember who Creature voted for?

[sig]

Well I'm taking my toys and going to play in another sandbox I guess.

[Dyslexicon]

Yeah, I'm ready to turn on Tony now. The way he was buddying me and then "I don't mind lynching Dizzy mebeh but" left me all bothered and sad.

But now I really have to work.

Great last second lynch. 10/10. Would do again.

[DrWilgy]

Maybe me, Timmer, Quin and Sloonei are the only town, since we're the only one gushing right now? =p

I think both a reserved response and a gushing response are both quite valid here.

I'm currently thinking as to where my reads were wrong and how I can improve.

[Quin]

Does anyone remember who Creature voted for?

DDL.

[sig]

lmao this was the best eod i've ever participated in.

quin, timmer, dizzy are lock town.

Before I take my toys,

I'd not lock clear anyone but timmer who put it over last second. Otherwise it was a tie correct? Which would've resulting in a no lynch so in theory mafia could have bussed to the point of tying.

[Dyslexicon]

lmao this was the best eod i've ever participated in.

quin, timmer, dizzy are lock town.

Before I take my toys,

I'd not lock clear anyone but timmer who put it over last second. Otherwise it was a tie correct? Which would've resulting in a no lynch so in theory mafia could have bussed to the point of tying.

You should clear me. I had my vote on Creature for a long time and probably brought it up more than anyone. Also I'm obviously town. Love me.

[Quin]

lmao this was the best eod i've ever participated in.

quin, timmer, dizzy are lock town.

Before I take my toys,

I'd not lock clear anyone but timmer who put it over last second. Otherwise it was a tie correct? Which would've resulting in a no lynch so in theory mafia could have bussed to the point of tying.

oof

[Sloonei]

lmao this was the best eod i've ever participated in.

quin, timmer, dizzy are lock town.

Before I take my toys,

I'd not lock clear anyone but timmer who put it over last second. Otherwise it was a tie correct? Which would've resulting in a no lynch so in theory mafia could have bussed to the point of tying.

The four of us basically moved as a unit to creature.

[Sloonei]

I can only speak for myself, but [mention]Quin[/mention] [mention]Dyslexicon[/mention] and [mention]timmer[/mention] can all chime in as well:

The end of day felt like four civilians who didn't have any strong reads but who were all trying to come up with a lynch that wasn't dissatisfying. It was a collective lynch and not a singular effort by any individual to push for or against one lynch in particular. It was a collective series of shrugs until we shrugged the least at the thought of lynching Creature.

[G-Man]

I'll get the lynch poll posted shortly. But first- dessert!

[Quin]

I can only speak for myself, but @Quin @Dyslexicon and @timmer can all chime in as well:

The end of day felt like four civilians who didn't have any strong reads but who were all trying to come up with a lynch that wasn't dissatisfying. It was a collective lynch and not a singular effort by any individual to push for or against one lynch in particular. It was a collective series of shrugs until we shrugged the least at the thought of lynching Creature.

I would probably describe it as a Hot Potato'd PoE.

[Dyslexicon]

I can only speak for myself, but @Quin @Dyslexicon and @timmer can all chime in as well:

The end of day felt like four civilians who didn't have any strong reads but who were all trying to come up with a lynch that wasn't dissatisfying. It was a collective lynch and not a singular effort by any individual to push for or against one lynch in particular. It was a collective series of shrugs until we shrugged the least at the thought of lynching Creature.

I agree. I also had a feeling you were all town before, so I'm not going into tinfoil mode on this. Don't see the point. Honestly, one of the reasons I was cool lynching Creature was because I remember him pretty much bailing in the last game I played (I had replaced in as mafia then, but he pretty much made himself a super easy target.) So in the case he was town, I'd rather not take the chance on him bailing again. And he could always be scum, which he was. Luck. But I'll take luck.

[Sloonei]

I'll get the lynch poll posted shortly. But first- dessert!

I hope you brought enough for everyone.

[Dom]

@Dom what question? I must have missed it.

it was the prodding of lc with little meaning to it...

Nice

69

lmao this was the best eod i've ever participated in.

quin, timmer, dizzy are lock town.

can u explainwhy the pace was fast and hard to follow

[Sloonei]

@Dom what question? I must have missed it.

it was the prodding of lc with little meaning to it...

Nice

69

lmao this was the best eod i've ever participated in.

quin, timmer, dizzy are lock town.

can u explainwhy the pace was fast and hard to follow

The four of us (me, timmer, dizzy, quin) were the only ones here. No one had more than 3 votes (LC). So the four of us realized that we could decide the lynch ourselves. We were all town reading each other, but none of us had a single firm suspect between us. So we just bounced around from name to name until we found one that we didn't hate at literally the last moment. And it turned out we lucked into a scum lynch.

[Dyslexicon]

The four of us (me, timmer, dizzy, quin) were the only ones here. No one had more than 3 votes (LC). So the four of us realized that we could decide the lynch ourselves. We were all town reading each other, but none of us had a single firm suspect between us. So we just bounced around from name to name until we found one that we didn't hate at literally the last moment. And it turned out we lucked into a scum lynch.

And you all essentially sheeped me. Love me.

[Dyslexicon]

No wait, maybe I didn't already have my vote there. But it doesn't matter.

[Sloonei]

The four of us (me, timmer, dizzy, quin) were the only ones here. No one had more than 3 votes (LC). So the four of us realized that we could decide the lynch ourselves. We were all town reading each other, but none of us had a single firm suspect between us. So we just bounced around from name to name until we found one that we didn't hate at literally the last moment. And it turned out we lucked into a scum lynch.

And you all essentially sheeped me. Love me.

I suppose Creature did enter the conversation through you.

[Quin]

Like, I've got this whole "Sloonei tried to get people off the temmie LC wagon and succeeded only to have votes put on temmie Creature's wagon so he started firing off other names in desperation" kind of thing in my head but I'm gonna try not to tunnel. Just wanted to put the theory out there while we see if it's even got legs.

but... i started the creature avalanche.

Show me where? I'm gonna try not to hound you too much since I'm being kind of unreasonable and I don't think other people see what I'm seeing. I need to see more from LC tomorrow though.

[Dom]

@Dom what question? I must have missed it.

it was the prodding of lc with little meaning to it...

Nice

69

lmao this was the best eod i've ever participated in.

quin, timmer, dizzy are lock town.

can u explainwhy the pace was fast and hard to follow

The four of us (me, timmer, dizzy, quin) were the only ones here. No one had more than 3 votes (LC). So the four of us realized that we could decide the lynch ourselves. We were all town reading each other, but none of us had a single firm suspect between us. So we just bounced around from name to name until we found one that we didn't hate at literally the last moment. And it turned out we lucked into a scum lynch.

fair.

[Dyslexicon]

Show me where? I'm gonna try not to hound you too much since I'm being kind of unreasonable and I don't think other people see what I'm seeing. I need to see more from LC tomorrow though.

I reread it. It was a lot of back and forth. We're very likely all town. Doesn't look bus at all, it was rather lethargic, but ended up with none of us feeling any reason not to lynch Creature.

[Quin]

Show me where? I'm gonna try not to hound you too much since I'm being kind of unreasonable and I don't think other people see what I'm seeing. I need to see more from LC tomorrow though.

I reread it. It was a lot of back and forth. We're very likely all town. Doesn't look bus at all, it was rather lethargic, but ended up with none of us feeling any reason not to lynch Creature.

Yeah, I'm gonna put Creature aside because that's where I'm Quinfoiling. I do think Sloonei is compatible with LC, but with this lynch it makes more sense to go after LC next. So Sloonei gets a pass from me until I sort LC.

[Dyslexicon]

Unless LC is also scum, I guess.

[Epignosis]

Does anyone remember who Creature voted for?

Me.

[Quin]

If Sloonei's town, he was probably just the first to feel like the poll was kinda shitty.

[Sloonei]

Like, I've got this whole "Sloonei tried to get people off the temmie LC wagon and succeeded only to have votes put on temmie Creature's wagon so he started firing off other names in desperation" kind of thing in my head but I'm gonna try not to tunnel. Just wanted to put the theory out there while we see if it's even got legs.

but... i started the creature avalanche.

Show me where? I'm gonna try not to hound you too much since I'm being kind of unreasonable and I don't think other people see what I'm seeing. I need to see more from LC tomorrow though.

First Creature vote (me)
Second Creature vote (you)
Third (Dizzy)
Fourth (timmer)

I agree that this isn't super important. These votes all came within the final 100 seconds or so.

[Sloonei]

If Sloonei's town, he was probably just the first to feel like the poll was kinda shitty.

I mean, that was the reason for everything I did today.

[Dyslexicon]

Now, let's have Dom, Epi, Tony, lurkers and stuff post more. Who are the other dirty scumbums?

[Long Con]

Nice

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[G-Man]

DAY 1 POLL

Spoiler: show

DAY 2 POLL

Spoiler: show

DAY 3 POLL

Spoiler: show

DAY 4 POLL

Spoiler: show

DAY 5 POLL

Spoiler: show

[G-Man]

I'll get the lynch poll posted shortly. But first- dessert!

I hope you brought enough for everyone.

Nope. But the polls are up in their own thread now.

[sig]

Okay, fine, buuuuut LC reaction to my post was a bit off.

[timmer]

Oh wait, he was bad? I saw the word vanilla and read it as civilian, holy shit, lol!

[timmer]

lmao this was the best eod i've ever participated in.

quin, timmer, dizzy are lock town.

Before I take my toys,

I'd not lock clear anyone but timmer who put it over last second. Otherwise it was a tie correct? Which would've resulting in a no lynch so in theory mafia could have bussed to the point of tying.

If long con is also bad, I would guess a voter may have tried a tie, but its iffy as hell to guess that as the timing would have been damn near impossible. I'm sticking with the 4 of us as town until I have a good reason not to.